Honkai: The Spirit Simulator
Chapter 556

If You're So Capable, Snake Lord, Why Don't You Take on the Boss?!

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"Sister-in-law, when are we leaving?"

Before Seele could call out, Bronya spoke first.

Hugging a powerful figure is great; she desperately needs someone to cling to right now.

Bronya has realized that there is no one she can rely on. Seele and Raiden Mei, those two have betrayed her!

... Although in terms of sheer numbers, Bronya is the heretic.

There's no point in relying on my own mother; she's a busty freak and has absolutely no initiative. As for the girls in the orphanage... aren't they just small fry?

She felt it was her duty to revitalize the small-breasted party by her brother's side!

... but at the same time, he was fighting alone.

Well, not really. The newcomers, Danzhu Cangxuan and Mobius, who was about the same height as her, were both short and flat-chested, but Bronya could tell at a glance that they wouldn't get along.

Fu Hua and Cheng Lingshuang are also flat-chested, but these two are accomplices of the Big-Breasted Group, shameful traitors... although it's possible to develop the situation depending on the circumstances.

As for those PhDs... they're all just paparazzi under Dr. Planck, the "cow doctor."

And then... and then there really was no one left.

Kiana may be small, but she's relatively small, okay?

So now that there's a powerful figure available, even if that powerful figure is a dairy cow, Bronya says she's willing to endure the humiliation and hug him for the sake of reviving her small breasts.

... Although it seems that this behavior is no different from the other guys.

"..."

Bronya was probably the most shameless, expressionless person Elysia had ever met in her life.

"Um... I'll let you know if there are any good opportunities in the future."

Although Elysia doesn't really want to sleep with Liu Bai right now because of her own reasons, she feels that if she goes to bed with him, she might turn into a cannibalistic beast.

Elysia awkwardly changed the subject.

"Speaking of which, Gretel- chan, what are you drawing?"

Perhaps knowing that Elysia's curiosity could be annoying, Gretel responded this time with, "Doujinshi."

"Ah?"

Elysia didn't react this time.

However, Bronya and Seele realized what was happening and immediately went to Gretel's side, looking at the canvas.

Upon seeing this, both of them immediately blushed.

It wasn't that the game was particularly novel, but rather that looking at the unfinished painting in front of them, they inexplicably felt as if they were actually there.

It's a pity they weren't the main characters.

Although it's still a work in progress, they can already see the theme... It's roughly about Liu Bai using various play techniques to toy with a lewd yet holy nun who's just like a succubus.

This nun looks familiar.

Elysia soon realized what the doujinshi was, but she was still a little confused.

Why is this girl drawing this? If Mobius finds out, she'll go berserk.

Despite his sometimes unserious nature, Mobius was serious about education.

"... Gretel- chan, what made you decide to draw this?"

"Before Sister Ling entered the conversion pod, she asked me if I could draw doujinshi... and said she wanted to see Aunt Aponia and Brother's doujinshi."

Chapter 504 If you, Snake Lord, are so capable, why don't you go and challenge the boss?

Is that true?

Elysia racked her brains and finally managed to recall a tiny bit of related information in her mind.

But the problem is, was the bell joking back then?

... Although it's touching that Gretel remembered this so well.

But the problem is that the emotional appeal is misplaced! This composition of Liu Bai manipulating Aponia is simply not moving at all!

And Gretel, why are you so skilled at drawing?!

The splashes of juice on the canvas contrasted sharply with Gretel's innocent appearance.

Elysia is starting to have a headache now. Well, actually, how to explain it to Mobius isn't that important. What's important is how to explain it to Blanca, after all, this is her child.

Explain... explain what?! This can't be explained!

However, the only thing that shows Gretel's lack of skill is that Gretel painted on a whole canvas, divided into several sections. Rather than a notebook, it was more like a comic strip in form...

Moreover, Elysia glanced at it and realized that the doujinshi didn't have much of a plot; it was basically just a lot of splattering juice.

I wonder what Aponia's expression would be if she saw this painting?

Elysia suddenly remembered this matter again. As for why Gretel had become like this, Elysia no longer cared much—it had nothing to do with her!

Although Elysia admits that she can be a bit slow on the uptake sometimes, no matter how slow she is, her moral compass would never allow her to spread such lewd ideas to Gretel.

Elysia can take the blame for other things, but she absolutely cannot take the blame for this one!

"Gretel- chan, can I have this painting when you're done?"

Elysia's face showed a gentle... or rather, slightly deceptive expression.

Putting aside the splattered juice, this painting is incredibly vivid, giving the viewer a sense of being there, as if the painting itself has come to life.

Elysia had seen Gretel paint landscapes, objects, and portraits before, and knew that the girl's paintings were actually somewhat stream-of-consciousness. She didn't expect that she would be so good at realistic painting now.

Elysia wanted to acknowledge the painting's artistic value; at least Elysia was willing to treasure it and keep it as a valuable keepsake.

However, upon hearing Elysia's request, Gretel glanced at Himeko and a troubled expression appeared on her face.

"It's alright, you can let Xiaoling watch to her heart's content first, and then give it to me, your older sister." Elysia waved her hand, immediately seeing through Gretel's concerns.

After considering the suggestion, Gretel nodded.

"Gretel- chan! Could you draw a picture for Bronya too?"

Bronya spoke up at this moment, saying, "Why is it that reading doujinshi now is never quite satisfying?"

Isn't it just that you've read countless books and seen so many things that you can only appreciate the art style?

Now that I have a top-notch doujinshi artist by my side, wouldn't it be a waste not to seize the opportunity?

"Gretel- chan! Bronya will provide you with the plot! And teach you how to draw proper doujinshi!"

Bronya is a bit of a novice when it comes to drawing, but when it comes to storytelling... well, it might not be great either, but it's definitely wildly imaginative.

At least Elysia showed a subtle expression.

"Can... can Seele have one too?" Seele thought for a moment and asked timidly, "It doesn't have to be a plot, just focus on depicting how Seele was... you know, how she was... played with and broken by her brother."

"Eh?"

Elysia was startled when she heard this.

Seele! How could you say something so cheesy with such an innocent expression?!

Is it just my imagination that I always feel scared by Liu Bai's adopted sisters?

... No, that's not true at all, is it?

There's something really wrong with Liu Bai's god-sisters!

However, on the other hand, this kind of playful abuse does seem to have a certain thrill. But Liu Bai is quite sensible in bed; if you need to rest, he'll definitely let you. Getting Liu Bai "break" you is actually quite difficult; it's not something you can achieve by simply being stubborn.

At this moment, Elysia began to analyze the situation based on her outstanding experience.

Well, once you accept a certain reality, everything else will be fine. Humans are highly adaptable creatures.

So what if Liu Bai's adopted sisters are a little bit perverted? It's not like she, Elysia, has never been called a pervert! As long as they're beautiful girls, it doesn't matter!

Even perverts are right when it comes to beautiful girls!

The next day, at breakfast time, in the cafeteria.

It's already a trio of Aponia, Eden, Mobius.

"I haven't seen Pardo much these past few days. Is that girl really alright?" Mobius asked, his eyes narrowed.

Although Mobius's tone wasn't great, his concern was undeniable.

"It's nothing. I saw Pardo in the dorm yesterday, but Pardo seemed very frightened. She only sneaked out during mealtimes."

"Startled?" Mobius raised an eyebrow. "Who in the Schicksal would frighten a pet... No, it's also possible that they saw some research lab."

Mobius thought that if he were to show Pardo the scenes of him digging people up in the past, it would probably give Pardo a fright.

"Since she's alright, then it doesn't matter... Oh, here she comes?"

Mobius glanced sideways and spotted Pardo sneaking back with her food.

However, seeing her like this, Mobius was too lazy to call her, lest he remind her of how frightened he had been.

Mobius looked away and at the same time felt two people sit down in the seats behind him.

"Tsk, Natasha, when are you going back to your own dorm?"

That voice... oh, it's my cheap student Clio.

Cheap as it may be, Mobius had to admit that Clio learned the most from him, though he just didn't like him a bit.

"You have your own bed but you don't go back. You're always squeezing into the same bed with your mother. Are you sick?"

"... Um, wait until I'm ready before you go back."

Natasha's voice sounded hesitant.

Mobius exchanged a glance with Eden beside him and Aponia opposite him.

"What preparations? If you don't leave, I'll drug you and throw you out!"

"Um... then you can just throw me in a secluded place."

Natasha's expression was subtle, Jackal was dumbfounded by what she said.

"... Raven, are you alright? How about we go to the lab for a checkup later, and I'll prescribe some medicine for you?"

The Jackal, unusually, showed a concerned expression towards the Raven.

"... Why don't you get me admitted to the hospital?"

Upon hearing Natasha's words, the Jackal immediately realized that Raven was indeed seriously ill.

The Jackal's gaze shifted from concern to pity.

"Fine, never mind you, but can I ask what you're preparing?"

"Preparing... to become a mistress?"

"Puff--!"

The Jackal had just taken a sip of porridge, spat it out. Fortunately, the Jackal still had some sense and spat it out with its head tilted to the side.

But after wiping his mouth, Jackal looked at the current Holy Maiden of Schicksal radiating compassion and the backs of Eden and Mobius, and felt a little flustered.

Damn it! If I had known this was what you were going to talk about, I would have been crazy to sit at this table!

Raven was now back-to-back with Eden and Mobius, so they couldn't see each other. In addition, Raven was worried before, so he completely let the Jackal lead the way.

Heaven have mercy... this time, the Jackal really wasn't planning to trick the Raven.

At that moment, Mobius turned his head and gave the Jackal a sinister look.

Then ask me.

"Being a mistress... that means the BOSS has approached you, right?" These days, it's not even a question for the Raven who a Jackal could become a mistress for.

"Yeah, and then I ran away." Raven's lips twitched.

"..."

The Jackal sized up Natasha, who was dressed in white casual clothes.

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