Your Brain Is Being Used for All the Wrong Things

If this matter isn't explained clearly, Liu Bai is tempted to pin the blame on Elysia.

"Hmm... it used to be a Valkyrie named Elinor."

Upon hearing this, Liu Bai's eyelids twitched. Alright, this pot is now Otto's. This guy is really planning to bring a dowry!

Well, that makes sense, since only Otto could manage almost all of Schicksal's active Valkyrie.

Moreover, Elinor was indeed not well-known among the Valkyrie and had not done anything significant; she was merely mentioned in passing in history books. It's normal that these people didn't realize something was wrong.

"Before? And now?"

"Right now, there's a newcomer named Elysia."

"..."

Liu Bai remained expressionless upon hearing this.

Okay, that makes more sense now, everything makes more sense now.

Why are you everywhere?!

An extra chapter for py

Chapter 578 His brain wasn't being used for anything worthwhile

When Sophia uttered the name Elysia, Liu Bai no longer wanted to care.

Even if we manage this matter, Elysia will still cause trouble elsewhere...

Okay, it's like he doesn't care about Elysia and she won't cause trouble.

Forget it... I'm too lazy to care anymore.

"Rita, I'll leave dinner to you... If there's no time, the cafeteria is fine too."

"There's enough time, no problem."

Rita glanced at the time, nodded calmly, and then waved to the inconspicuous Alisa.

"Alisa and I will go to the logistics department to get some ingredients. Honey, you can take the guests to their rooms first."

Sophia curled her lip. Has this guy always been asserting his sovereignty like this?

"Let's go, I'll lead the way."

After Liu Bai spoke, Sophia's attention shifted away from Rita.

After all, without Liu Bai, Sophia and Rita would only be nodding acquaintances, and Sophia acknowledges Rita's "sovereignty," able to distinguish between fantasy and reality.

But this bastard is too arrogant, so I wanted someone to put a sack over her head.

As soon as the three entered the Valkyrie's dormitory, a figure pounced on them.

"Vice-Captain Sophia! Long time no see~!"

"Long time no see, Susannah." Sophia held her blonde junior with a look of affection and helplessness. "Have you gained weight during your time in Schicksal?"

"Huh? Is this question absolutely necessary to answer?"

"Just kidding."

Sophia flicked Susannah's forehead.

"But you really have gained weight."

"Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh?" Susannah quickly pushed him away, pinching the flesh on her waist and legs with a blank expression. "V-Vice Captain, you must be joking, right?"

"No, this is the only thing I'm not joking about."

Sophia looked at her junior with a teasing smile.

Susannah was a junior whom she and Matilra had both mentored, and their relationship was extraordinary.

"But on another note, I've wanted to ask you this for a long time: why are you still B-rank Valkyrie?"

Previously, when they were separated by a screen, Sophia didn't feel comfortable asking, but she knew that Susannah was a somewhat conflicted child.

On the one hand, they are indeed very hardworking, but on the other hand, they lack confidence and are prone to stage fright.

Previously, Sophia was hesitant to discuss this topic while talking on screen, fearing that Susannah might misunderstand. Now, face-to-face, she felt less restrained— Susannah had been personally mentored by Sofia and Matilra.

Sophia can teach directly face-to-face, and Susannah can be corrected if she misunderstands anything.

"Um... I..." Susannah looked away guiltily.

"By the standards of Valkyrie, this child is very strong," Vita said, looking at Susannah. "If we only consider combat strength, this child should be a little stronger than the captain."

"You...you are the new senior?" Susannah asked Vita.

"I'm your junior..." Vita smiled playfully. "Nice to meet you, Susannah- senpai."

You were the one who was just acting like a senior...

Looking at Vita, Liu Bai realized that this seemingly well-behaved girl was probably not so innocent after all.

It's a bit dark when you cut it open.

"Junior? Oh... I think there is such a thing..." Susannah looked embarrassed after being teased.

Liu Bai grabbed Vita by the back of her collar and dragged her back, but only tapped Vita on the head without scolding her.

This was a normal joke, and Vita's statement was quite insightful.

"So, does that mean Susannah's actual strength is already equivalent to A-rank Valkyrie? Let's conduct an assessment when we have time."

Vita provided crucial information, and Liu Bai followed up with what she said.

"Yes! I will definitely try my best!" Susannah made up her mind with a timid expression.

"We're going to eat, do you want to come along?"

Liu Bai invited her along the way. Although he didn't care too much about Susannah —after all, there were hundreds of A-rank Valkyrie at headquarters— Liu Bai didn't mind giving her face as Sophia's junior.

It's just a matter of adding a bowl.

"Can... can I really do it?"

"It's really possible, stop talking nonsense, let's go."

Seeing Susannah's timid yet expectant eyes, Liu Bai decided to be a little more assertive.

(Speaking of which, this kid must be part of a fan club too...)

You can tell just by looking at their eyes.

"Eh? Are we having dinner in Lady Rita's room?" Susannah was quite surprised when she arrived at Rita's room.

"Otherwise, do you want to eat in your captain's room next door?" Liu Bai tapped Susannah's head. "Don't be so reserved—"

"Grandmaster~~"

Before Liu Bai finish speaking, a figure crashed into his arms from outside the door.

"Grandmaster, would you like tonight...? Oh, are we having guests?"

Li Sushang, who was clinging to Liu Bai like a koala, belatedly realized that there was a problem.

"Yes, we have guests tonight. Let me introduce you. This is Vita, this is Sophia, the vice-captain of the Phosphophyllite Squad, and..."

"Susannah, huh?"

Li Sushang rubbed against Liu Bai as she spoke.

Good evening~

"Good evening, Lady Susang." Susannah looked reserved.

"I already told you not to call me 'sir' anymore. Hmm... I thought you'd have some free time tonight, Grandmaster."

"Even if you have free time, it won't be until next week at the earliest. You can come down now."

With a helpless expression, Liu Bai "removed" Li Sushang from his body.

No matter how many times I check, I feel like something's wrong with this girl's development...

"Next, next week."

"Even if it's next week, darling, you still have to come home with me to visit my family and meet my parents."

Rita and Alisa entered through the door, carrying large and small bags of groceries.

What a coincidence that this timing is...

"Huh—?" Upon hearing this, Li Sushang completely disregarded her image and let out a long, drawn-out sound.

Sophia and Susannah, the two fans, were stunned.

"What a joke! Who gave you the right to meet the parents? We, Taixu... uh..."

Li Sushang abruptly cut off her aggressive words halfway through.

Are they the parents of the Taixu lineage?

Her parents, Su Mei and the others, Su Mei and the others' parents... well, aren't they Fu Hua and Liu Bai?

Do we even need to meet the parents?

"Is there something you're unhappy about, Ms. Su Mei?" Rita casually added.

"Auntie... cough cough, it's nothing. So, Grandmaster, are you going back to... Britain with Rita?"

"Yes, but it's a plan that was only recently finalized."

"Can I come along?" Li Sushang thought for a moment and then asked decisively.

"Of course," Rita replied calmly. "After all, I would love to welcome Miss Susang and everyone to visit my hometown."

Anyway, this couldn't be done secretly—how could she be so confident as to secretly abduct Liu Bai, a grown man, for several days?

So Rita wasn't going to keep it a secret. If you want to come along, go ahead. Anyway, I'm going to meet my parents, and Liu Bai has agreed. Let's see who dares to stop me.

At most, if there are too many people, my plan to fight for three days and three nights can only be shortened to one day and one night.

Upon hearing this, Li Sushang's mind began to race.

After a moment, Li Sushang came to a conclusion—she had to follow!

Booking a room outside is much more convenient than booking in Schicksal.

The Schicksal Headquarters is not small, but to put it bluntly, it's not that big. If it gets targeted, it could very well "die before it even gets off the ground".

Most people know who can go where, and those like Reanna's cabin are ultimately a minority.

On the contrary, if Schicksal intervenes and Liu Bai is taken to any random inn, who would be able to find him?

Moreover, since he has gone outside, it means that Grandmaster doesn't need to do any official duties anymore!

We have as much time as we need!

"Okay! Rita, you said it!" Li Sushang confirmed again.

"Of course, I said it."

"Hmm... then I won't bother Grandmaster any longer." Li Sushang smiled instantly and skipped away.

"... That girl's thoughts are too easy to guess." Liu Bai sighed, rubbing his forehead.

Should we say that all of that girl's nutrition went to her breasts?

No, this girl can grasp the crux of the problem instantly, so she's not brainless, but well, not entirely brainless either.

"Lord Liu Bai, you're really busy," Vita said teasingly.

Having been grabbed by the collar and tapped on the head by Liu Bai before, this was considered a very friendly gesture, so Vita relaxed a bit... Of course, this was also what she truly wanted to say.

Although she had only just arrived, Vita's intuition already told Vita how messed up Liu Bai's interpersonal relationships were.

"Maybe it's even busier than you think..." Liu Bai retorted, "Never mind, let's not talk about it... I'm sorry you had to see this."

"Hmm... I think this is pretty good too."

Vita thought for a moment and then honestly expressed her thoughts.