The House Collapsed

"Eden, just change your clothes, okay?"

As it turns out, even overwhelming strength can't defeat a well-rounded fighter.

While there might be a reason why they weren't really going all out, being defeated is being defeated.

With a sense of utter despair, Eden, with the "help" of Mobius and Elysia, put on a red Magical Girl outfit.

"Doctor bought so many Magical Girl outfits!" Elysia looked at Mobius's shopping bag with a teasing expression.

"None of your business!"

Mobius was annoyed, but he was relieved to see Elysia's reaction.

Fortunately, this woman didn't remember what she had said either.

"Let me see... Doctor, do you think this black outfit suits Aponia?"

Elysia then held up another set of unopened black clothes.

Mobius, Eden, and Aponia are three tall, voluptuous, and mature women with similar figures. Eden can wear Mobius's clothes without any problem, and Aponia should have no problem either.

"Aponia... can that guy even fit that in his chest?"

To be honest, black... I always feel like it matches Aponia in a certain way.

"Doctor, you don't understand. It's that feeling of being stuffed in, but not completely stuffed in, teetering on the edge, ready to pee out at any moment—that's what entices Liu Bai the most!"

What nonsense is this person spouting...?

Mobius clicked his tongue. Oh well, since she and Eden are already like this, it doesn't seem like a big deal to drag Aponia down with them.

"But speaking of which, Elysia, aren't you going to do anything?"

"Do it? Oh—watch!"

Elysia directly enters her Origin Form.

"Doesn't this outfit give off a Magical Girl vibe?"

"Where's the magic wand?" Eden hefted the red magic wand in his hand.

It's decided. If I find a loophole in Elysia's defenses, I'll use this magic wand to crack her open.

"Hmm..." Elysia thought for a moment, then transformed the longbow in her hand into a small and exquisite magic wand.

Since it's my own companion weapon anyway, I don't think anyone would object to me fixing it a bit—and doesn't it just make it cuter?

"... It's alright." Eden looked away with some disappointment.

"Alright! I'll send a message to Aponia right away!"

"Doctor? You're looking for... eh?"

"Wait, Doctor, Aili, please don't touch there..."

"Miss Eden, could you please help me...?"

"Go ahead and scream, even if you scream your lungs out, Sister, Liu Bai won't come to save you—hmm~? I've wanted to try out this kind of villainous line for a long time~"

Elysia looked satisfied.

"Hey, hey, hey... you guys, so early in the morning—" Vil-V pushed open the door with a face full of complaints, and was stunned when she saw the scene inside. "... Sorry to bother you."

"Eden! Go! Hold Dr. Vil-V down!"

Are there any more clothes?

And another thing! Nobody's getting away!

"Buzz~~Buzz~~"

"My dear husband... oh... your phone is ringing~"

Ragna, who was beneath Liu Bai, trembled slightly. His eyes were glazed as he reached out and touched Liu Bai's phone, handing it to Liu Bai.

"Hmm... let me see... a message from Aili, or a video?"

Liu Bai paused his attack, opened the video, and gave Ragna a chance to catch his breath—but he wouldn't get much rest, as Rita and Bianka were both there to stimulate Ragna by kneading and tickling him.

The video begins with a vague background music track, followed by the appearance of Aili and a group of people.

"Ohayo~ This is the super invincible magical girl Aili -chan~~?" Elysia excitedly.

"This, this is Magical Girl Snake, Mobius- chan~" Mobius said shyly.

"This... this... this is the Magical Girl, the incredibly beautiful angel, Eden -chan." Eden, utterly dejected.

"... Succubus nun Aponia... please, please guide me." Aponia lowered her head and tried to support her chest.

"Hi hi~ Magical Girl Vil-V ~ reporting for duty!" Vil-V was also excited.

Then, as if they had rehearsed for half a day, all five of them simultaneously made a heart shape with their hands in front of their chests.

Then Elysia continued, "The Magical Girl Five Colors Squad! We hereby declare war on Demon King Liu Bai! Get ready and wait for us!"

"... What are these guys doing?" Liu Bai put down his phone. "And aren't Mobius and Vil-V both green? What kind of five-color team is this?"

While complaining, Liu Bai reached out and picked up Ragna.

"My... husband?"

Even though he was delirious Ragna could clearly feel that after watching the video, Liu Bai... had grown even bigger.

The next wave of attacks might be... even more intense.

Chapter 597 Collapse

"Th-thank you, Lady Natasha ~." At the entrance of the flower shop, Alisa respectfully accepted the pizza that Natasha brought her.

"It's nothing, just my job... Is the boss still not done?"

"M-Master... um..." Alisa's face turned red. She wasn't completely lacking in common sense.

"Okay, I can see it's not over yet. The next meal delivery is at five o'clock, right?"

"Mom? Um... it's not over yet... how long do you think it will take? Hmm... I don't know..."

"Ah... you've finished your medicine? It's only been a few days!" Ragna lay on the ground, idly turning over the empty bottle in his hand.

"It's been four days and five nights..." Liu Bai patted Ragna's butt.

Ragna instinctively and obediently bent over.

"How about we ask Dr. Clio to send another bottle?" Rita nestled limply against Liu Bai's lap. She finally ate it; otherwise, she'd fall behind! "What does Lady Bianka think?"

"Anything... anything is fine." Bianka, in her dragon form, leaned weakly against the corner with her legs spread apart. She looked like a rather rich cream puff pastry—though all of them looked the same.

"Can't any of you even stand up anymore?"

Liu Bai pouted. For four days and five nights, besides eating, drinking, and relieving himself, it was all high-intensity sex. Liu Bai's bones weren't softened, but the three of them were completely exhausted.

However, to be fair, Bianka x Rita is the authentic combination; Bianka x Mobius is just too unorthodox.

"I think you guys should rest... and then we'll get you a different bed."

Liu Bai looked at the bed... or rather, what used to be a bed.

It has to be said that Liu Bai only now realized that the bed from Schicksal was truly of excellent quality...

"Um, can we do it again?" Bianka stood up, her face flushed. "I've rested enough."

"My dear, Lady Bianka? Have you heard anything?"

Rita turned her head to look at Liu Bai, who was rubbing Bianka to the ground, her expression slightly serious.

"A sound? Could it be Bianka's voice?" Ragna sat up, unconcerned.

"No... I don't think so..."

"Master! Lady Rita, oh no, oh no!" Alisa rushed in through the door in a panic.

"What's wrong, Alisa?"

"Th-th-that..." The intense hormones in the room seemed to make Alisa even more flustered.

"Don't rush, speak slowly, take a deep breath... okay, you don't have to take a deep breath, just relax."

"Oh... relax, relax... no, no! I can't relax at all! What I'm saying is, the house is going to collapse!"

"...ah?"

Rita was stunned. At the same time, Alisa's words were like the last straw, and the whole house began to shake rapidly.

"Lord Ragna! Arm your troops!"

"Oh... oh oh!"

Boom—!

"Phew... Is everyone alright?"

Liu Bai used a piece of ceiling material to catch a pile of debris that was about to fall from the sky.

"It's alright," Rita's voice rang out. "Lord Ragna is also alright."

Both of them changed into Valkyrie Armor at the last moment, and with Liu Bai's cover, although they were covered in dust, they didn't look like they were seriously injured.

"Waaaaah... I got hit and got a bump~~"

Alisa is really unlucky...

However, there was no bleeding, and the bump was only a small one. Although the clone's body wasn't at the level of the real Elysia, its strength far exceeded that of an ordinary person.

Where is Bianka?

"It's alright." Bianka had already drawn her spear and cleared a space—but since she was already in her dragon form, at full health with Torrent active, there was really nothing to worry about. "But why did the house collapse out of nowhere?"

Bianka's expression turned serious, and a variety of guesses flashed through her mind in an instant.

"Is it an assassination attempt?"

"Um..."

"This..."

"It's hard to say..."

Liu Bai, Rita, and Ragna all seemed to realize something at the same time, their expressions turning strange.

"From now on, I'll mostly hold him in my arms..." Liu Bai reflected on himself, "And I won't lean him against the wall or anything like that."

"What are you talking about?" Bianka asked with a puzzled look.

At that moment, Alisa ran up to Bianka and whispered something in her ear. Bianka's face instantly turned red—in a sense, Alisa had personally experienced how the tremors of the past four days and five nights had destroyed the house.

"Oh, I see. I'm so sorry, Rita."

"It's okay, it's okay, my house was rebuilt before anyway."

Wasn't it the Honkai Beast that did it before...?

"Boss, get in the car."

Natasha drifted her car to the entrance—or rather, the place that was originally the entrance.

It was the dead of night, and even if the sound of the house collapsing was loud, it wouldn't immediately attract a crowd—although they were all wearing Valkyrie Armor and weren't afraid of being watched, they still felt a bit guilty at this moment.

Now that Natasha has arrived in her car, no one hesitates and gets in immediately.

"Nata, your reaction was really timely," Liu Bai said, boarding the car in ghost form.

"Who asked me to work for you... Where are you going next?" Natasha asked, her posture a mix of languid coolness and confidence as she gripped the steering wheel.