Did You Slaughter a Pig?

"Ah... this is the first thing I'll do after being resurrected..." Jiang Wanxi, with her braided hair, had a strange expression. "Wanru, are you ready?"

The bed, the master's reaction, and the increasingly strange atmosphere...

It really is that one, isn't it?

"Chaoyu?" Fu Hua asked softly again, "If you're unwilling, then let Lixue come instead."

"No, no, no, no, that... this... this disciple is willing." Lin Chaoyu wasn't stupid; it was just that because of his rigid personality, he hadn't thought of it this way before.

With so many obvious hints, Lin Chaoyu could easily connect all the dots by just a little bit of speculation.

But... this is too sudden, isn't it?

He's only just been resurrected, and he's already having sex with his master after just one meal?

Would it be considered a grave act of treason to have something to do with my grandmaster?

"I'll go to the bathroom to run the water first." Lin Chaoyu walked awkwardly to Fu Hua's side, while Su Mei had already taken off all but her underwear. "Master and Senior Sister, would you like to shower first?"

"...Hmm." Fu Hua calmly nodded to Su Mei.

"Master... is it really that kind of thing?" Lin Chaoyu asked softly as she was undressing Fu Hua.

She didn't think her master was the kind of person who couldn't even take off his own clothes; it was obvious they could whisper something to each other at this moment.

"... Hmm." Fu Hua tilted her head slightly. Lin Chaoyu knew that her master was also a little shy, and her composure was just a facade. "Chaoyu, you don't want to?"

"This... it's just a bit sudden. My master's kindness in giving me a second chance is as heavy as a mountain. How could I... how could I refuse?"

Lin Chaoyu's voice grew softer and softer, gradually turning into a murmur.

Treason? Treason my foot!

As a true member of the Taixu sect, Lin Chaoyu instantly understood what her junior sisters were thinking.

Having sex with the Grandmaster is a grave offense? No, no, no, it's not doing that that's the grave offense, isn't it? As things stand now, whoever opposes it will be thrown overboard.

Although Lin Chaoyu hopes that everyone's relationships can continue, it doesn't mean she isn't a hypocrite.

As long as things don't turn bad, getting closer like this is acceptable... right?

"Whoa! Senior Sister?" Just as Lin Chaoyu was trying to convince herself, a delicate shout came from the side.

"Lixue, your development is far superior to your master's by more than one level."

With a wicked grin, Qin Suyi ambushed Cheng Lixue from behind, wantonly kneading and playing with her.

"Would Grandmaster like to give me a massage? This is completely different from what Master does~"

"Senior Sister, please stop, please stop for a moment." Cheng Lixue's face was flushed, and her struggles were weak and feeble.

"Hmm..." Lin Chaoyu subconsciously glanced at Cheng Lixue and her master's chests.

Even though I already know this, I still feel this way every time I watch it...

Oh, and there's Xiaoqi too. Xiaoqi's breast development is really unscientific.

How much nutrition did Su Mei feed Xiao Qi when she was taking care of her?

"I'm so sorry! This disciple was rude." Lin Chaoyu saw Fu Hua's somewhat stiff expression and quickly bowed his head to apologize.

"No... it's none of your business." Fu Hua pushed up her glasses to keep herself from losing her composure.

On the other hand...

"Chaoyu, come here, let me help you undress?"

"Eh? This... this won't trouble Master. This disciple will... Yes, Master." Lin Chaoyu finally gave in to Fu Hua's gaze.

Sure enough, Chaoyu's development was also quite good. Although it couldn't be described as huge, it was the average type.

Fu Hua felt the texture of the fabric, then touched himself, and sighed.

Fu Hua then turned her gaze to her two disciples who lacked common touch. Well, Wanru, Wanxi, and Chaoyu were about the same age.

As for Su Mei, there's no need to say more. She has a truly great figure. If you only look at her figure, Su Mei should actually be called Su Mei, because she's very seductive. It's just that she usually dresses conservatively and is quite proper, so you can't really tell.

As expected, Ling Shuang was still his personal mentor...

"Master, please don't look at me with those infuriating eyes."

Since her senior sisters have returned, Cheng Lingshuang's tone when speaking to Fu Hua has improved a lot. Although she still seems a bit indifferent overall, such a change doesn't happen overnight.

As soon as Cheng Lingshuang finished speaking, she tripped Li Sushang, who had just taken off her clothes and was rushing towards Liu Bai.

It's really frustrating; there wasn't a third person in the room who got a tie.

Even Danzhu Cangxuan's breasts were small and exquisite, perfectly matching their figures.

"Yes... it is quite intimidating..." Ji Lin blushed and covered her chest as she walked to Cheng Lingshuang's side.

Then Cheng Lingshuang glanced at this person... Hmm, isn't this the size a normal girl's breasts should have? The size that can be just held in one hand.

What are you complaining about here for? Get lost!

"Well, it is a little embarrassing. I have never been so... honest in front of a member of the opposite sex before."

Xiao Yun's smile was tinged with a hint of conflict.

Cheng Lingshuang glanced at it, and saw a proper mature woman's chest... So why did you come here too?

Are you very familiar with your grandmaster?

"It was just half-hearted resistance." Xiao Yun seemed to have seen through Cheng Lingshuang's thoughts and replied with a light laugh, "And I can also record some historical materials for future events? Although I should avoid suspicion after today."

Xiao Yun was brought over as an older single woman. Xiao Yun didn't really care about this aspect. After thinking about it, she felt that she and Liu Bai were compatible and she could accept living under the same roof together in the future.

"Was someone just talking about erotic fanfiction?"

Danzhu's attention was suddenly drawn to it.

"I was referring to historical records," Xiao Yun corrected.

"Isn't that just a little erotic story? I write some too!"

"Danzhu, you really don't listen to anyone."

"I'm just telling the truth," Danzhu said, hands on her hips.

"You were saying you were going to write this back in the Previous Era, but I never saw the finished product," Liu Bai said as he walked over.

Ji Lin, who had a strong sense of shame, hid behind Xiao Yun.

"That's because the Previous Era simply didn't have any material! The material that Aili provided was simply not enough to write about!" Danzhu said confidently.

"That reason actually makes some sense... By the way, why is your sister carrying a wallet?"

Liu Bai glanced at Cangxuan.

"Ask her yourself," Danzhu rolled her eyes.

"Cangxuan, what's that wallet of yours for?"

"One snow biscuit, five cream puffs." Cangxuan walked up to Liu Bai and waved the cartoon wallet in his hand.

"...?" Liu Bai was stunned for a moment.

"Payment for household chores." Cangxuan spoke with a cold and aloof expression, yet with a rather self-righteous air.

Is it wrong for a wife to earn a little money from her husband to buy snacks through legitimate work?

She simply enjoys the feeling of making a little money.

"Sis, you've switched to being a coin-operated girl?" Danzhu teased.

Liu Bai, standing to the side, showed an interested expression, patted his pocket, and pulled out ten bills.

"... Then, shall we start with five hundred pounds?"

"This isn't enough!" Danzhu said with a smug look, pulling out ten more bills from her clothes that were lying nearby. "I'll sponsor another five hundred pounds! Let's see if my older sister gets passed out first or you, the head of the household, can't take it anymore!"

Cangxuan put the money Liu Bai handed him into his small wallet, then looked at the bills Danzhu handed him and pondered for a moment before decisively taking the money. He first stuffed the wallet into Ji Lin's hand, and then started chasing after Danzhu Zhu.

"Wrong, wrong! Sister, why are you being unreasonable!" Before long, the weakling Danzhu was crouching down, covering her head in defense.

"Give."

After defeating Danzhu, Cangxuan handed over Danzhu's money to Liu Bai. From then on, the rules changed, and Liu Bai became the true 'head of the household,' and Danzhu no longer needed to manage the money.

Then Cangxuan thought for a moment and handed the small wallet to Liu Bai as well.

"From now on, Danzhu doesn't need to support me anymore. You, the head of the household, will support me."

"Is that even a question? Who told me to be the head of the household?"

"Wow! Sis, you're so cunning! You actually used facts to confess! Ever since the beginning of modern civilization, you've been taken care of by the head of the household! You don't even realize you're being taken care of!"

"No, Danzhu, are you still asleep today?"

"This person is rewriting history, sir!"

Chapter 604 Did you slaughter a pig?

"Grandmaster, may I come in?"

Liu Bai, who was taking a bath for the sake of ritual, heard Su Mei knocking on the bathroom door.

"Of course, come in." Liu Bai, soaking in the bathtub, glanced back. "Is there something you need?"

"It's nothing serious, just here to inform Master of the work schedule... Master, would you like a back rub?"

"A little rubbing is fine too," Liu Bai said, not refusing. "But what's a work schedule?"

"There are too many people. We can't all attack at once. Even if our master had three heads and six arms, he wouldn't be able to handle it, would he?"

Su Mei chuckled softly behind Liu Bai's back.

"I've made some arrangements."

"This shift schedule... tell me about it."

"Well, from front to back, the group is Master and Senior Sister, Third and Fourth Brother, Su Yi Susang, Danzhu Cangxuan, Master and Lixue, Me and Uncle Xiao, and finally Fifth Brother and Uncle Ji Lin."

"This arrangement... it's all in pairs, and if I heard correctly, Fu Hua appeared twice?"

It must be said that this "schedule" is indeed very well thought out.

They have everything from master and apprentice to sisters and mother and daughter; any one of them can get your blood pumping.

"Master's physical strength is beyond that of ordinary people... Moreover, this can also be considered as giving Uncle-Master Fu Shi an opportunity."

"Shibao... that makes sense." Liu Bai nodded. "So, what's the situation between you, Xiao Yun, Lao Wu, and Ji Lin?"

These two couples seem like they were put together out of nowhere.

"I actually get along quite well with Uncle Xiao, but Fifth Brother and Uncle Ji Lin were just a forced match." Su Mei spoke frankly about this, her tone carrying a hint of a smile. "Besides, we can't really pair Fifth Brother with Susang or Su Yi, can we?"

This...

Liu Bai thought about it and realized that it made sense. If someone gave Ling Shuang face wash in bed, Ling Shuang would probably go berserk.

The people who are close to Ling Shuang are all older than her.

However, to be fair, seven groups, excluding the duplicate Fu Hua, actually have thirteen people... This is quite a "grand" lineup.

Including myself, that makes fourteen people.

It's likely that we won't see such a large gathering again for quite some time to come.

"Oh, by the way, I have a bottle of not-so-proper birth control pills in my clothes. Anyone who wants to take some can."

"Not very proper?" Su Mei asked, somewhat puzzled.

"It was made by Clio, and it contained a lot of that... that ingredient."

"As expected of Dr. Clio." Su Mei was a smart person and understood what Liu Bai was talking about in an instant. "I understand. This disciple will go and ask him right away."

However, on the other hand, it's unlikely that many people in my family would actually want to use contraception...

Liu Bai also stood up from the bathtub and quickly wiped himself down.

... Another fierce battle is about to begin, but it's unclear how long it will last this time.