The Tsundere Hime Kagemi / Cat Butler Shirou Rises ...

"Incredible! It's amazing!"

"It's like he can communicate with Lameixi Shi!"

The surrounding customers and shop staff watched in astonishment as Shirou interacted with the elegant Egyptian cat, praising him repeatedly. To those familiar with Lameixi Shi, this scene was no less than seeing someone hugging a lion or tiger and sticking their head into their gaping mouths.

In fact, it's even more shocking because the people who are with the lions and tigers are all experienced keepers who have lived with them since they were young and have long since become indispensable family members in their lives.

This is Shirou's first time at this cat café, and he's only been in contact with Lameixi Shi for less than half an hour. It's amazing how close they've become; it's practically a miracle!

The two cats in the cat café hold a special position; in fact, their status is even higher than that of the white Lion Head owner who is always arguing with the kennel owner across the street.

It's not just because they're good-looking; they also seem to possess some kind of mysterious power. Humans who win their favor are said to have good luck. Promotions, raises, and winning the lottery are not uncommon.

So even though they are so arrogant, the staff and customers of the cat café indulge them, which is more like a given.

Chapter 813 The Arrogant Ji'er Jia Mei

As is widely known, Ancient Egypt, located in northeastern Africa, began to develop its civilization more than 6,000 or even 7,000 years ago, which has had a profound impact on many peoples around the world.

Egypt is a large country surrounded by desert, but it is blessed with the fertile land around the Nile River, which allows the entire nation to be self-sufficient and even have a surplus. Therefore, it was a very wealthy agricultural country in ancient times.

Because of the year-round heat, the people here wear relatively light clothing. They are mostly skilled swimmers, and there are records that Ancient Egypt children did not wear clothes until the age of twelve. The pharaohs depicted in surviving images are also generally wearing very thin clothing.

If Lameixi Shi were a human, in Ancient Egypt, she would be a sexy, beautiful, and noble woman, practically a female pharaoh among pharaohs. With tanned skin, a voluptuous and healthy figure, adorned with gold jewelry and draped in a thin veil, she would be incomparably noble. Approachable and wise, yet also brave and domineering, she would be respected by all her subjects as much as all the cats in a cat café.

Shirou now serves the queen like the most loyal subject of the female pharaoh.

Most cats don't really enjoy nail trimming, and if clumsy humans try to do it, it can even cause bleeding.

As the pharaoh of the cats, Lameixi Shi is essentially their goddess. Whatever she does, the cats in the café will obey her without question. She is quite proactive in performing rituals that benefit the coexistence of cats and their owners.

Of course, not just anyone is qualified to touch her body; if someone doesn't like what they see, she won't even come down from her divine throne.

However, Shirou clearly liked Lameixi Shi quite a bit. Not only was he smart and studious, and knew the language of the gods, but he was also quite sensible, knowing to serve her first, instead of that Golden Flash, meowing cat on the other side.

"Wait! You bastard! I'm talking to you! Look over here! Or I'll smash you to death with the Meow Treasure Trove!" The golden serval on the other side protested. Why was it that the man readily agreed to the request from the other cat, but ignored when it came to her?

"..." Yukino Yukinoshita glanced at Shirou, who was talking to the super pretty Egyptian cat, blinked, and turned around to look at the golden serval on the other side, who was clearly feeling sullen and aloof after being ignored. She felt that she might be able to do the same, so she leaned over and greeted it, saying, "Don't be angry, come here, I'll play with you. Meow~!"

"Meow?!" The golden serval grew even angrier. "Take your hand away! I have no interest in human females like you! I was speaking to that disrespectful man!"

"Meow!" The golden serval looked at Shirou with an arrogant air.

"So you're Himeko?" Without hesitation, Shirou reached out, picked up Serval, flipped her over, pressed her onto the floor, and began to knead and massage her.

So it really is related to that Golden Flash. But I didn't expect it to be a girl. She's become so much cuter! Watch out! Yukino, you join in too!

"Hmm." Yukino Yukinoshita could no longer restrain herself. Such a beautiful and elegant cat was truly a rare sight. Under Shirou's instruction, she reached out her sinful hand to the cute golden serval.

"Meow! Meow! Meow!" Jirga, who was being held down, protested with a delicate meow, "Human, what do you want to do!? Stop it, you mongrel meow!"

Shirou, every time Himeka tried to roll over or resist, Shirou, familiar with the body mechanics of cats, would preemptively press her back to the ground. Meanwhile, Master Yukino was happily kneading the Queen's long, slender waist and soft belly.

Yukino Yukinoshita revealed a lewd smile and said:

"Hoo hoo hoo, you keep making noises, but your body is quite honest, Lady Himeka."

"Stop... stop meow~~~!" Jirga convulsed, then collapsed to the ground, her angry roars turning into soft, delicate moans.

"Meow?" Ramesh, who was watching from the side, looked at the Lameixi Shi curiously and asked, "Is this human someone you know?"

"Meow meow~!!!" 'No, it's not meow!' Jijimiya retorted, but judging from her blissful expression, it was just her being smug.

'Meow, fine, this Pharaoh wants to pet you too, meow~! Hurry up and serve me, Shirou.' The Egyptian cat meowed at Shirou, urging him on.

"Yes, yes, got it." Shirou used both hands to give the two kings of cats a full-body massage.

'Release me, you bastard! Meow meow~! The massage feels so good... Meow~!'

'Hahaha, meow~!! This is indeed the kind of enjoyment a most noble cat can have. You can come here often in the future and give the Sun King's cat a massage too~! Meow~! So comfortable~!' The Egyptian cat accepted Shirou's service quite calmly.

After that, both cat kings, as if they had just received a full massage, felt completely relaxed and comfortable, lying motionless on Yukino and Shirou's laps with their eyes half-closed.

At this moment, Shirou felt it was about time, so he whispered in the ears of the two cat kings:

"Actually, we came here to take back a few humans who were turned into cats by the witch."

"Meow, you're allowed," Lameixi Shi replied lazily.

"Thank you, Lameixi Shi. Well then..." Shirou then looked at Himeko on the other side.

The golden serval shook its head, refusing to look at Shirou, and said, "Don't look at me, meow. I didn't say I disagreed. Get lost, and don't ever appear before this king again, you mongrel human... meow~!!!"

Shirou pinched the serval's tail, immediately turning Himeka back into her original form.

For some reason, he actually found that Jill, who had turned into a female cat, was quite cute.

Perhaps in some other world, there was a story where Kiritsugu stole the Tohsaka household's sacred relic, summoned the female character Himeka, and was then inherited by Shirou in the Fifth Holy Grail War.

No, it doesn't exist.

At least it doesn't exist in this novel.

With the consent of the two kings of the cats, the surrounding feline subordinates captured several autistic cats, who were the unfaithful man and playboy being punished by the witch.

Although they've been neutered and now look like cats, with round faces and a haggard, lifeless expression, they still look quite pitiful. Yukino wanted to bend down and pick them up, but Shirou stopped her. He simply asked the waiter for a large cage, stuffed the cats inside, and carried them away.

Chapter 814 The Rise of Neko -Shirou

"Shirou, I am very satisfied with your service, and therefore hereby grant you the appropriate position."

The Egyptian cat Lameixi Shi, with a scarab beetle mark on her forehead, pressed the King's Paw onto the back of Shirou's hand, in a solemn and sacred manner, like King bestowing a title upon a subject.

"Meow; meow meow; meow meow meow~!"

The surrounding cats all looked up and started meowing in unison.

"It's my pleasure," Shirou replied in cat language, placing one hand on the floor.

So from this day forward, Shirou became an honorary cat official appointed by Your Majesty Lameixi Shi, a permanent cat citizen. I wonder which position is higher, his or hers, that of a stable boy.

"Tsk, their attitude towards me is so bad..." the golden serval muttered unhappily.

However, everyone pretended not to hear, and the cats, led by the two kings, saw Shirou and Yukino Yukinoshita they left.

"My subjects, let's play again, meow~~!" Lameixi Shi cried out.

"Hmph!" Kirikami turned her head away, only glancing at Shirou out of the corner of her eye.

"Yes, of course," Shirou replied.

"Meow meow meow~~!" the other kittens joined in the meowing.

The staff at the cat café bid farewell to this almost godlike figure.

"Goodbye, Lameixi Shi ~! Himeko~! Kitties~! I don't want to be separated from you all." Yukino Yukinoshita said reluctantly.

"Alright, alright, it's not like we'll never see each other again. I'll come with you next time." Shirou carried the cage in one hand and pulled the girl with the other, walking outside.

"Let's move to this street!"

"I want to work here after I graduate!"

Shirou finally managed to bring the girl back to the university setting. Yukino Yukinoshita calmed down by then, blushing slightly as she felt a little embarrassed by her previous behavior.

"I'm sorry... Shirou," the girl whispered.

"It's okay, I saw how cute you are, so I'm very happy," Shirou replied.

Well, because she looked so cute, Shirou stopped teasing her.

After returning to school, Shirou and Yukino Yukinoshita found the three witches together.

Circe is not around; he's probably out there actively seeking out women seeking revenge on men. Meanwhile, the young Medea is engrossed in watching an idol drama on the tablet Yukino Yukinoshita gave her, completely oblivious to her surroundings.

"Oh dear, you're back so soon? I thought you'd been stumped by the cat king there," the adult Medea said with a mischievous grin.

"If you knew all this, you should have told us first," Shirou retorted.

"Little boy, if we told you everything, it wouldn't be a trial, would it?" Medea said to Shirou with a smile.

"Next time, I'll go ask Mr. Kuzuki about his attitude towards you," Shirou said, his face darkening.

"Wait! What do you want to do?" Medea exclaimed, her expression changing.

"Then please quickly lift the curse on me," Shirou said to the witch with a smile.

Even a witch, once her weakness is discovered, is just an ordinary woman, a woman who longs for love, wants to be protected, and wants to protect that love.

Medea, whose momentum had waned, knew that she could no longer gain the upper hand with words in front of Shirou. Not daring to delay any longer, she recalled Circe and Medea Lily.

Shirou nodded in satisfaction, though he was just saying it casually. Although they used to be mortal enemies, they now had their own lives, and he couldn't bring himself to do such a thing.

"What's wrong? Why are you calling me back so urgently? I was just instructing the believers not to go near those goddesses!" Circe, looking like a child, returned to the witch's residence and shouted. She had gone to great lengths to make the female students at the university understand that she was the number one in the academy.

Circe looked at the cage Yukino was carrying, and when she saw the neutered marks on the cat inside, she exclaimed in surprise, "Ah, aren't these the humans we transformed into? You caught them so quickly!"

"So it was you who did it!" Shirou exclaimed in shock.

"After all, if you don't take care of your pet, it can get into heat, become irritable, and smell bad all the time," Circe said matter-of-factly.

"What will happen there when they turn back into humans?" Shirou asked, his face turning somewhat pale.

"Haha, the wound won't affect your body. You'll be back to how you were before. At most, it might have some psychological impact, but it'll only last a few days. The physical impact will be negligible. They'll all be fine... probably." Circe said carelessly, since it had nothing to do with her anyway.

"Miss Yukino, I'm here." A blue-haired girl with a long ponytail walked towards them, holding a tablet computer.

The three of them recited Magecraft together to break the curse.

"Wait!" This time, it was Yukino Yukinoshita raised her hand and called out to the witches.

"Is there a problem, Miss Yukino?" Medea Lily asked, puzzled, after all, she had received a favor from the girl.

"Um..." Yukino hesitated for a moment, then turned to look at Shirou.

"?" Shirou looked at Yukino in surprise. Did the girl have some kind of grudge against him?

Yukino walked up to the three witches, lowered her voice, and whispered in their ears, "I want to do this and this..."

After that, as agreed, the witches lifted the curse they had placed on people, and those who had been turned into cats were placed on the sidewalk outside the university.

"Huh? What's going on? Why am I here? I made plans to go out with Asuka."

"Hmm? What's the date today? I should be with Shizuka tonight, right?"

"Ah, I think I made plans with Yuuka tonight, but now it's daytime? It seems like I've messed everything up?"

"Meow~!" Just then, a cat walked past them.

The three of them suddenly shuddered, almost jumping up like mice, their hearts pounding.

"Meow?" The cat looked at the strange-looking men with a puzzled expression, wondering what these hairy Monkey were making such a fuss about.

Several people and the cat stared at each other, could this be...?

'What does it feel like to be in love? But why do I feel so insecure?'

"Well, forget it, I've suddenly lost interest. Women don't seem to be that great anyway."

"Yeah, I can't get it up at all. I guess I'm just too tired."

"That's weird, why is that? I have absolutely no motivation to get hyped up. I think I'll just go home and sleep."

Chapter 815 Shirou's endless ordeal with women

Emerging from the witch's abode, Shirou's Yukino Yukinoshita happens to encounter the goddess and others in the university courtyard.

After forming an alliance with Shirou and defeating the witch, they were granted the right to return to the university and move around freely. However, with the witch's supervision, they probably became much more restrained.

At least they didn't treat the people in the academy as worthless playthings and manipulate them recklessly.

Of course, Medusa, who has been working tirelessly to resolve troubles for her sisters, also deserves credit for her efforts in admonishing them.

Shirou and the calf he had fought before nodded to each other as a greeting.

"Good afternoon, Yukino, Shirou." Stheno and Euryale also saw the two and greeted them with smiles.

Yukino Yukinoshita stopped and returned the greeting to the two, saying, "Good afternoon, Goddess."

Although the goddesses dislike humans, she seems to approve of Yukino to some extent.

"Good afternoon, Medusa- chan," Shirou greeted from the other side.

"Hello." The little girl with long purple hair peeked out from behind and gave the two of them a cute smile.

"Are you going to the witch's place? I think I smell the stench of those herbs," Stheno said, covering her nose.

"Yes, we brought the humans who turned into cats mentioned in the trial to Medea and the others," Yukino Yukinoshita said.