Senti: Since Death Has Been the Lot of All Men...

"Alright, alright~ Gui Gui, let's put our things back in our room first," Asta interrupted the two. "BOSS~ Bye-bye~"

"Bye-Bye."

It has to be said that if we ignore the fact that Asta a girl with a dark side, she really is a perfect girl.

Well, the fact that she's pink on the outside but black on the inside actually adds a bit of charm.

"Sigh... I'll have to deal with Acheron when I get back."

Liu Bai sighed.

Putting everything else aside, I'm definitely going to hand over my grain rations tonight.

They even bought back the Gag Ball from the Herrscher of Dominion.

... Although I'm still quite happy about this so far.

However, the most troublesome thing is actually Shi Bao.

Trying out new ways to play with Gag Ball is a good idea, but Liu Bai also thinks Acheron's cries are quite nice.

If Shi Bao weren't around, I could have both.

With another sigh, Liu Bai took a few steps and returned to his room.

It seems no different from when I go out alone.

It means the late-night snack is finished.

"Hmm? Don't you have cream puffs?"

Liu Bai glanced at the rather lavish late-night snack and casually asked a question.

Acheron, standing nearby, glanced at Liu Bai with a slightly strange look.

"Did they eat Shi Bao?"

Liu Bai seemed not to have realized what Acheron's gaze meant.

"Don't slander me! I didn't do it at all!" Shi Bao retorted.

"Hmm?" Bai looked at Acheron in confusion.

There's no need to lie to children.

If I really stop doing it, can I still perform Zengzi killing the pig?

"The ingredients aren't ready yet, we'll cook it later."

Acheron answered softly with a natural expression.

At this moment, Liu Bai noticed that Rita's expression was not very good either.

"Something happened?"

Liu Bai sat down casually and took a skewer of meat.

"Something bad might happen."

Rita paused for a moment to think of the right words, and then gave a dry reply.

No! What's about to happen can't be solved by just gathering the right words!

Rita made a late-night snack with Acheron tonight.

Therefore, it is quite clear that Acheron agreed to make cream puffs for Shi Bao, and throughout the entire process, Acheron did not prepare any materials for making cream puffs.

Well, for a late-night snack, the two of them made something quite oily and salty, rather than a dessert.

To make cream puffs, you need to prepare other ingredients.

But Acheron was unprepared—he didn't even have the slightest thought of preparing.

When Rita brought this up, Acheron immediately shook his head and refused.

What does this mean?

Rita really didn't want to overthink things.

However, all current indications suggest that...

The seemingly filthy wild thoughts that Liu Bai and I had before might really be coming true!

Chapter 330 Shi Bao: Since ancient times, who has ever escaped death...

"Something happened?"

Liu Bai was clearly still not quite there – getting back to square one after two detours was still a bit difficult for him, who had just been dealing with another group of women outside.

Rita looked at Liu Bai's completely clueless expression and hesitated to speak.

Well, the reason for wanting to speak is self-evident.

The reason for stopping...

One wants to make cream puffs, another wants to eat cream puffs, and there's also the raw material for cream puffs.

... This doesn't seem like a situation where I should be able to interrupt.

At this moment, Acheron tapped the edge of the bowl with his chopsticks as if by accident, clearly telling Rita not to meddle.

Rita sighed. Fine, go ahead and mess around. Who can mess around with you guys?

I'm a little tired. Goodnight.

"Oh, goodnight, Rita." Shi Bao was quite polite at this moment.

Shi Bao; clearly, his anticipation of the cream puffs had overshadowed his appetite.

After finishing his meal, Liu Bai got up and went back to his room.

"Acheron, good luck!"

Liu Bai felt that this was the perfect time.

Acheron is now going to make drugged cream puffs for Shi Bao.

I'll take this opportunity to sleep now— Acheron can't possibly shake me awake, can he?

Just as Liu Bai was about to close the door, it was suddenly blocked.

Acheron's hand was pressing against the doorknob.

"... The Acheron?"

"There's still some preparation work to be done," Acheron said calmly.

"Oh, it's that... wait a minute."

Just as Liu Bai was about to take out the Elixir of Love from the bedside table, his predatory instincts suddenly kicked in.

Liu Bai noticed that Acheron's body was in a state of accumulating power.

... Coincidentally, Liu Bai was very familiar with Acheron's state of preparing to strike.

"... Is it because we're missing the Elixir of Love?"

"No, it's cream."

Bai fell silent.

He finally realized, albeit belatedly, what Rita's hesitant expression meant.

So... is it still like this?

At this moment, the Herrscher of Dominion seemed to be very observant as he respectfully presented the Gag Ball he had bought during the day to Acheron.

Acheron also put it on with great self-discipline.

...bad thing.

Language is useful because it enables communication between two parties.

Once it becomes one-sided, its effectiveness will be greatly reduced.

Clearly, Acheron is now unilaterally refusing to communicate, only slightly more subtly than wearing earplugs.

(So the next combo is...)

Like a hungry tiger pouncing on its prey!

"... Dominion, do you think I've been deceived?"

After playing on my phone in the living room for an hour, I belatedly looked up at the Shi Bao.

"Has Acheron not finished making the cream puffs yet?"

"It's being done."

There was a hint of envy in the Herrscher of Dominion's tone.

She wanted to lick it too!

The Herrscher of Dominion is now having an internal meeting to reflect on the situation.

(Shouldn't we have surrendered so readily before?)

(How so?)

(If we don't surrender to His Highness, can we legitimately accept His Highness's training and become cream puffs?)

(No, I think given the previous situation, if we didn't surrender, we'd all be wiped out, right?)

(Hey! Don't say such outdated things while indulging in this fantasy!)

(So, on the other hand, is it really that difficult for us to have this kind of opportunity now?)

(How about we start a rebellion?)

(Huh? Who suggested that? How dare they betray their master's trust? Drag them out and beat them with baseball bats.)

(Wait, wait, wait, wait, I said it was a fake rebellion, no, not a rebellion is fine too, it's just that we did something... um, it's just that the master was angry with us.)

(Hmm... for example, next time when buying condoms for the owner, could you add a note like "One of these got punctured"?)

(Don't be silly... we haven't even opened the boxes we bought before.)

Right now, none of these people want to wear this thing, okay?

Oh, you can't say that. Actually, Guinaifen and Firefly probably would have been willing to wear it.

The problem is that these two won't go out of their way to find it...

(Just an example, um... but it seems quite difficult to make the owner furious.)

(Should I capture Keqing again, drug her, and throw her onto her master's bed?)

(Isn't that guy already enjoying it? It's better not to reward her—and if we do, let alone whether Master has time to care about us, even if he really wanted to... Keqing might turn around and plead for us.)

(Hmm... Shall we have someone else catch them?)

(Who should we replace?)

(Um... I don't know.)

(I think the other party should have the following characteristics: First, they should have some feelings for our master; second, they shouldn't be so interested in it; and third, they shouldn't interfere with normal work...)

(So demanding...)

(Ideally, it should be someone you've only met once or twice.)

(Hmm... wait, this looks more like we're playing matchmaker for others! Aren't we the ones trying to get into bed with them?)

(I prefer the dungeon... ahhh, just thinking about my master holding a scorching hot iron...)

(Seconded)

(That's not the point, is it?!)

The few rational members among the Herrscher of Dominion wanted to save the discussion from going off-topic—but these rational members are a rare breed.

Out of about a thousand people, there are probably just over ten; the rest are all twisted monsters, so I promptly went off-topic.

Okay, actually, the "rational party" is just a distorted version of rationality.