Lady Sparkle's Astonishing Wisdom (Continued)
So, is Topaz currently "heartbroken"?
... No, it shouldn't be like that. If it were jealousy, it would be anger or sadness, not a furrowed brow and a look of inner turmoil.
"There is indeed something we need to do... Let me introduce myself, my name is Topaz, and you must be the new Miss Sparkle."
"Yes, yes~ I am the incredibly beautiful, kind-hearted, and adorable Sparkle- sama~"
Sparkle smiled.
Ah... was this self-introduction a bit influenced by that pink-haired girl?
"What can I do for you, Sister Topaz?"
"Help me move something to the BOSS's room."
Topaz realized that if he just had Sparkle go and get the condoms, wouldn't that kill two birds with one stone?
—It created an opportunity for the two to have close contact, and at the same time delivered the items.
That's an absolutely brilliant idea.
—As for whether Sparkle will do anything during this process?
Forehead...
Firstly, this is something that Liu Bai should be troubled by.
Secondly... what can it do?
Should I poke a hole or apply some itching lotion?
"Oh... since Sister Topaz has asked, of course I'm happy to help."
Topaz's statement disappointed Sparkle somewhat.
It sounds so ordinary...
Okay, let's just treat this as a side quest to increase our favorability.
——
"Here it is...?"
Sparkle looked at the neatly arranged boxes on the cabin cabinet, somewhat puzzled.
"... safe warehouse".
After a brief silence, Topaz instantly learned Jade's ability to lie through her teeth.
"Simply put... it's the place responsible for the BOSS's... 'life safety'."
"Eh..."
Sparkle trailed off with a long, drawn-out note.
Is this place really that important?
That can't be right... Would anyone really put such an important place on a ship?
And they were all small boxes... were they filled with medicine?
"Sparkle, I'll leave this to you. Just take about ten boxes and deliver them over there."
"And what about you, Sister Topaz?"
"I have more important things to do and can't spend too much time running errands."
Topaz blushed a little when he lied.
"To actually entrust such an important matter to someone... Sister Topaz..."
Sparkle looked moved.
(Even though it's just running errands... it's become interesting, but... maybe this is a trap?)
"Alright, alright... I'm leaving now. I have things to take care of. Sparkle, you must deliver the things as soon as possible."
"Don't worry, Sister Topaz!"
Sparkle gave Topaz a pure and lovely smile, then watched Topaz leave.
"... So you're saying it's so serious, does that mean we have to take it apart and take a look?"
Sparkle stroked her chin, looking at the boxes around her with a pleased expression.
Hmm... although if it's medicine, Sparkle doesn't know how to prepare it right now.
After all, although she said she wanted to kill Liu Bai, she didn't intend to do so until she lost interest in him.
(... But who brings more than ten boxes of medicine at once?)
Hmm... the more I think about it, the more suspicious it seems.
Sparkle picked up the box, half with pleasure and half with curiosity, and began to examine the cover carefully.
"Let Sparkle- sama take a look... Wait a minute! Isn't this a condom?!"
Sparkle was stunned when she saw what was in front of her.
What... what is this?!
When Topaz just mentioned "life safety," what aspect of life safety was he referring to?
This is really...
That's so much fun!
Although she felt like her serious guess had been wasted, Sparkle wasn't frustrated at all; on the contrary, she was extremely excited.
If... if someone gets pregnant before they can wear this...
... I'm sure many people will have very interesting expressions.
But... this time it's Ruan Mei, right?
Sparkle's sensitivity to humans allowed her to immediately discern that the faint panting she had heard earlier came from Ruan Mei.
I don't think Ruan Mei is a suitable "pregnancy candidate".
If Ruan Mei gets pregnant, will it really cause everyone to be jealous?
... It seems that to create chaos centered around pregnancy, one must choose the "least likely to get pregnant" person.
If someone like Ruan Mei or Acheron were to become pregnant, many people would probably just sigh and lament.
But... if someone who is not supposed to get pregnant gets pregnant, then other people will probably start thinking "why should I get pregnant?"
This then turned into jealousy... which in turn led to chaos.
Several Emanator and high-ranking members of various factions were caught in a chaotic battle over a man and a pregnancy...
It's interesting to think about.
Is Liu Bai divided into several parts, or is it a power split?
Or perhaps Liu Bai turned the tide with his superhuman energy?
... It's something to look forward to.
So... who should this person who "shouldn't get pregnant" choose?
First, the relationship must be distant—or rather, people who are considered impossible to sleep with in the eyes of others.
Secondly, those who are not part of the inner circle and whose abilities are somewhat lacking.
Finally... this person needs to have a certain ability to annoy people.
Looking at it all together...
The most suitable person to get pregnant...
It should be...
Own?
Wait a minute! Something's not right!
Hanabi, whose face instantly turned bright Sparkle, patted her face.
Although the Masked Fool love to get involved, it would be too stupid for her to actually do that!
... Although the goal is to both entertain and make oneself entertained.
A perfect solution that satisfies both parties.
Woohoo...
"... What am I thinking! There's no need to think about it to this extent!"
Sparkle pinched herself.
Ahem! So, next up is the person who is most likely to get pregnant besides yourself!
Of the three requirements, the third one is actually the most important.
Anyone who can make people angry, or who is good at getting carried away with their success, can be considered.
If the third condition is met, the requirements for the first two conditions can be appropriately relaxed.
Conversely, for those who fully meet the first two criteria, the third criterion can be relaxed to some extent.
Hmm... what a coincidence, she just finished a round of personnel surveys today.
First, there are people who seem prone to getting carried away with their success.
... That woman named Yelan looks like she's easily carried away by her pride.
And then there's that Stellaron Hunters, Kafka; she looks like the kind of woman who'll put on airs with a nonchalant expression.
And then... Kiana seems to have a talent for getting carried away with her success? She's just a bit too girlish.
The new researcher, Vilvie, also seems quite unruly; a little encouragement might make her arrogant.
However, Kiana and Vilvie have a problem—it seems that she also has to help these two get into bed.
So if you can help others get into bed, why don't you do it yourself?
Smack
"What am I thinking about..."
Sparkle rubbed her face.
Well, to be fair, with Liu Bai's looks and his interesting personality, many of his peers would probably be thinking of taking Liu Bai away.
... Aside from those two, that guy's personal maid, Rita, is also a shrewd and sharp-tongued person.
However, her problems are also obvious... Rita has the qualities of a good wife... It seems this person is still not a good choice.
Counting down, there are Cheng Lingshuang and others... Let's list them first.
What about those who meet points one or two?
That Eden?
A very beautiful and resilient vase. If it weren't for Liu Bai, Sparkle would probably be quite willing to tease her.
Or is it Guinaifen?
A naive young girl, completely infatuated with Liu Bai.
Firefly?
Hmm... This seems to have a lot of supporters, and it even seems to have the status of a first love... although it's just a nobody's first love.
Silver Wolf?
... The reasons are probably the same as above, but the point is that Silver Wolf seems to have a neutral relationship with the others, which actually satisfies the third point.
What about Cheng Lixue?
Although there are just as many support groups, the group called Taixu Sword School seems to be invisible to Liu Bai.
But Su Mei seems a bit difficult to deal with...
Bronya and Seele?
If two sisters both got pregnant... there would definitely be a lot of interesting expressions on people's faces.