Wife Cake

Xiao Ran's obsession with his Master stemmed from the system, his loyalty to power, and his attraction to beauty.

It wasn't that Xiao Ran was lecherous or rebellious; it was simply that his Master was just too amazing!

Otherwise, Xiao Ran could easily punch such stupid women one by one.

Xiao Ran's obsession eventually turned into an adorable steamed bun figurine, which he planned to keep as a personal keepsake.

"Master doesn't like it? Then I'll keep it."

Lingzhou Yue withdrew her left hand that was holding the jade puppet.

"You pinched my face into that of a child, yet your breasts are still so big. This shows that your thoughts are dangerous. No, you can't have this. I'll keep it safe for you."

"No, this is my disciple's treasured item."

Xiao Ran was reluctant to part with it, and suddenly reached out and grabbed the chubby little leg of the figurine Master.

"Let go."

Lingzhou Yue's eyes suddenly flashed like swords, and her voice turned icy, as if she would bite Xiao Ran didn't let go.

Xiao Ran said helplessly, "How can one collect their own figurines? Master can have them, but please allow me to add a little something extra."

Lingzhou Yue was taken aback and carefully hid the jade doll.

"Idiot, any more ingredients and it'll lose its shape!"

"Uh, not add it there..."

Xiao Ran took some more soft jade and casually shaped it into the shape of a steamed bun.

So that Master Baozi could ride on Baozi Xiao Ran's shoulders, with the two buns stacked together, like Chunwa and Qiuchan stacking up little arhats.

Baozi Xiao Ran is holding a sword, seemingly engaged in battle.

Although it's a standing posture, because it's in the form of a steamed bun, it's not much higher than the cross-legged posture of the Steamed Bun Master.

Master Baozi sat cross-legged on Xiao Ran's shoulders, hooking his legs around Xiao Ran's neck. He pointed forward, seemingly pointing a sword at Xiao Ran, but lowered his head to secretly drink from a wine pot.

It looks so lifelike and realistic, as if it were happening right now.

Lingzhou Yue still had a stern face, feeling that she had been made ugly.

"Your swordsmanship is so elegant, and your face is as handsome as a freshly baked bun. Why is your teacher secretly drinking alcohol, which makes you look so lewd?"

Xiao Ran said in a serious tone:

"I'm sorry, Master. I am a realist artist and cannot create against my conscience. If you don't want this jade Master, I will keep it myself."

"I want."

Lingzhou Yue quickly hid the double jade doll in her bosom and took it directly to the storage space of her Space Ring.

This is a technique only experts possess; otherwise, directly storing Space Ring requires a period of time with spatial distortion, during which it could easily be stolen.

Xiao Ran had already witnessed this from his Senior Uncle and Master.

[Congratulations, host, you have gained 28 Filial Piety Points!]

After leaving the clay figurine stall, Xiao Ran and his Master continued their journey eastward.

The colorful candles floating on the lake swayed and flickered in the wind and ripples, creating a charming contrast with the red lanterns of the streets reflected on the water and the boats.

More and more people were walking along the lake, including many children running and playing, and their parents following behind them, searching for their children.

Xiao Ran needed to stay close to his Master so that they wouldn't be separated by passersby.

Whether it was because the spending restrictions had been lifted or because he had obtained the cartoon jade doll, Xiao Ran felt that his Master was more excited than usual and no longer had that lazy feeling.

Her demeanor was different from usual; I don't know if it was just my imagination, but I could sense a kind of girlish joy and excitement about her.

The evening breeze is intoxicating, but even more so is the Master.

The street food is equally delicious.

Xiao Ran was a little hungry and planned to take his Master to eat baby squid, stinky tofu, shrimp dumplings, and stuffed pastries by the roadside... but his Master refused all of these.

Lingzhou Yue waved her hand.

"These are all common things, none of them taste as good as the pastries you make."

Xiao Ran knew this, of course, but eating the food he cooked was like enjoying his own private parts; he always felt something was missing.

"You're all about the atmosphere, don't you understand? What kind of shopping is it if you don't eat street food?"

Lingzhou Yue seemed to be deep in thought. She stretched out her finger and twirled it, then suddenly suggested, "I'll take you to eat Wife Cake. It's said that if you eat their Wife Cake, you'll definitely get married next year."

You're making me hungry!

Xiao Ran found it hard to believe.

"Really?"

Lingzhou Yue patted her large, confident breasts.

"My master has been a master of love affairs for nearly a thousand years, and he has never been unsuccessful. This Wife Cake has also played a certain role in helping him."

We arrived at the Wife Cake stall.

It's a small wooden cabin.

The boss was a middle-aged man with slightly gray hair who actually possessed Foundation Establishment Cultivation Level.

Cultivation Level focusing on his Foundation Establishment cultivation, he's selling Wife Cake. Is it because he's heartbroken? Lingzhou Yue arrived in front of the wooden house and skillfully arranged two Spirit Stones, producing a crisp sound.

"One Wife Cake."

Xiao Ran quickly followed, teasingly asking, "Can I just have my wife and not the pancake?"

The middle-aged man suddenly looked up and glanced at Xiao Ran.

"Don't you have a wife?"

Xiao Ran smiled and shook his head.

"This is my Master."

The middle-aged man, embarrassed, quickly apologized. "Sorry, I spoke too quickly."

Xiao Ran nodded slightly.

"It's alright."

The middle-aged man was engrossed in making pancakes, waiting for them to bake, when he suddenly blurted out:

"However, the two of you are really a good match."

Lingzhou Yue pouted, kicked the outer wall of the kang (heated brick bed), and glared at the middle-aged man.

"Just focus on selling pancakes, don't try to be a pimp."

The middle-aged man scratched his head sheepishly.

"Haha, Elder Lingzhou, please calm down. Congratulations on taking in your precious disciple. At such a young age, he is already a prodigy of the Dao Alliance. His future is limitless. He will surely marry the beautiful fairy next year."

Upon hearing this, Xiao Ran's forehead was covered in black lines...

So you all knew each other all along, and you were plotting to tease me? "Thank you for your kind words."

Upon receiving the Wife Cake, Xiao Ran suddenly felt a sense of relief, as if he had finally married a wife.

One bite is indeed sweet and delicious, but after chewing slowly, it has a lingering aftertaste that makes one unconsciously miss their wife who is far away.

Without a wife, he longed for the hand that was so close to him.

Has this guy really broken up with his girlfriend?

"What a delicious pancake!" Xiao Ran sighed.

Lingzhou Yue walked backwards with her hands behind her back, like a young girl, so as to get a good look at Xiao Ran's expression as he ate the pancake.

"Is it tasty?"

Xiao Ran nodded.

"Tasty."

Lingzhou Yue smiled brightly, seemingly harmless:

"If you enjoy it, remember to share it with your Master after you get married next year."

What a dramatic NTR (Netorare) drama!

Xiao Ran felt a slight green tinge on the top of his head, but the green was not very noticeable.

"Is it about sharing joy, or something else?"

You're dating my girl, but I can't share your wife?

Lingzhou Yue, harboring a vengeful spirit, chuckled and said, "How can you share joy if you don't share anything else?"

What you said makes so much sense...

So this is what sharing a wife is all about? Xiao Ran held out Wife Cake.

"Then Master, you should eat some too, and you'll get married next year."

"I won't eat it, I'm going to share yours."

Lingzhou Yue waved his hand, tilted his head back to drink, and refused to eat any cakes.

So that's what "Among three people walking together, there must be one who can teach me" means.

If the three of us become two, I won't get cheated on, right?

Xiao Ran thought to himself.

The two continued walking counterclockwise along the lake.

Along the way, you can see many dragon dancers recruiting dragon hunting team members from tourists.

For example, some people were so blind as to not recognize someone's worth that they directly blocked Xiao Ran and his companion.

"You two fellow Daoists possess extraordinary bearing. Would you like to join our Azure Sky Sword Hunting Team? Our team has experienced Wraith Hunting Professor as our instructor, professional dragon hunting teammates with their own strengths, comprehensive logistics and security, and the Spirit Stone earned from hunting and selling Demonic Dragon will be shared equally among everyone."

Xiao Ran sensed something was wrong and deliberately said, "Do you want money? I won't add it if you don't want money."

Are there really such idiots?

The scammer suddenly felt a little embarrassed.

"Although it costs money, you can enjoy a 50% discount by joining the group during the Temple Fair now. Two people only need to pay eight Spirit Stones each to join the Azure Sky Sword."

Xiao Ran frowned.

"Only eight Spirit Stones? You guys are so unprofessional. We're not at the level of spending eight Spirit Stones."

Ah, this...

When a conman encounters a fool, he suddenly loses his composure.

"How much do you think would be suitable?"

Xiao Ran pondered for a moment and said, "It should cost at least 100,000 or 200,000, right? This is to hunt a dragon, not to play with one."

Lingzhou Yue couldn't listen to it anymore; after all, even she, with her intelligence, could tell that these people were liars.

He then kicked them into the water.

Continue shopping.

From the water behind them, several people shouted, still unconvinced:

"Why would you assault someone in the street?"

Do you know who we are?

"Stop right there!"

A passerby whispered a reminder:

"That's Zongzhi Mountain Lingzhou Yue and the newest Dao Alliance prodigy, Xiao Ran."

"Oh."

The group of people automatically sank into the water, bubbling and gurgling, until Xiao Ran and the other person had gone quite far before they surfaced, nearly suffocating.

Xiao Ran and his Master continued their stroll.

Along the way, there were more than just this one team, using all sorts of methods, all of which used the pretext of group dragon hunting to swindle membership fees or training fees.

Lingzhou Yue shook her head and sighed, utterly puzzled.

"There are too many dragon-hunting scammers these days... It's just a dragon, is it really that rare?"

As soon as the words were spoken, a strong and resonant female voice came from the opposite direction:

"You two fellow Daoists possess extraordinary bearing. Would you like to join the Jade Lotus Hunting Team?"

Just as Lingzhou Yue was about to kick someone, Xiao Ran suddenly pressed down on her thigh.

"This time, it seems like it's not a scam."

Chapter 155 King of Lewd Talk: Black Emperor Nidhogg