Douluo: I Can Only Trouble Xiao Gang a Little
Chapter 38

Qian Xunji's Test Drive

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"Qian Xunji, you shameless bastard." Yu Erlong was utterly shocked. Though she had already known that her innocence would not survive today, Qian Xunji actually wanted her and Bibi Dong, her romantic rival, to serve him together.

He was truly shameless beyond measure!

Bibi Dong also felt that Qian Xunji was shameless, but she had experienced far too much; what had she not seen? She had long anticipated the extent of Qian Xunji's shamelessness. She simply could not resist him now and could only submit for the time being.

One day, she would personally take Qian Xunji's dog head, devour his filthy soul, and return to that adorable Xiao Gang's side.

Qian Xunji looked at Yu Erlong, then at Bibi Dong, and sneered. Hmph, as if I can't handle the two of you?

"Serve me well tonight. If I'm not satisfied, I can't guarantee that your beloved Xiao Gang won't lose a few parts."

Yu Erlong and Bibi Dong both trembled. Faced with Qian Xunji threatening them with the woman they loved, they truly had no choice.

Qian Xunji sat comfortably on the sofa, pointed at Yu Erlong, and said, "We'll start with you."

Trembling, Yu Erlong approached Qian Xunji step by step. At the end, she said firmly, "Qian Xunji, so what if you obtain my body? My heart will always belong to Xiao Gang."

Bibi Dong frowned beside them. For some reason, she felt that line sounded vaguely familiar.

"I only crave your body. What would I want your heart for?" Qian Xunji spread his hands and said generously, "The strong are not troubled by love."

As a car enthusiast, Qian Xunji had always held firmly to one hobby: no matter how comfortable or exciting it was to drive one's own car, it could never compare to driving someone else's.

And so, through the efforts of two generations of Qian Xunji, he had snatched two brand-new top-class luxury cars of Douluo Continent from their owner, Yu Xiaogang.

One was called the Poison Spider Brand Luxury Sports Car. When he first stole it, it was only twenty-two years old, right at its peak. Its first time had not been with Qian Xunji, so he could only savor the original owner's first driving experience through his memories.

But now things were different. Having come to Douluo Continent, he could be said to have achieved something. He had fulfilled one of Qian Xunji's modest goals: snatching another new car from Xiao Gang.

The Fire Dragon Brand Luxury Sports Car might not have been as luxurious as the Poison Spider Brand Luxury Sports Car, but it had the advantage of being new.

Qian Xunji inspected it from top to bottom. It was twenty-seven years old, one meter sixty-five in length, with full C+-grade dual fuel tanks. It was well maintained, its interior was extremely new, and it was clear that the original owner had never driven it since buying it.

Qian Xunji opened the car door, got in for a test drive, and took it out on the road.

The engine was at peak condition as well. With just a little pressure on the gas, he immediately felt himself pressed back into the seat.

The internal oil supply was also exceptionally comfortable.

The only flaw was that, being a new car, it could not yet adapt to its new owner's needs and could not keep going for long.

In only thirty minutes, the Fire Dragon sports car could no longer run. In the end, after direct injection into the cylinder, it broke down halfway up Mount Akina.

What could he say? It was a new car, but unfortunately it could not satisfy Qian Xunji's need to make a full lap around Mount Akina. Fortunately, once the Fire Dragon luxury car could no longer drive, Qian Xunji still had a Poison Spider luxury car in reserve.

Qian Xunji directly opened the door, started the engine, and drove off at full speed.

Though the Poison Spider luxury car was not new, its driving experience and comfort were beyond anything the new Fire Dragon sports car could compare with.

No wonder Boss Cao, that ancient street racer, liked cars that others had driven before. Qian Xunji declared that he liked them too.

After more than an hour, the Fire Dragon had recovered as well. Qian Xunji displayed the legendary skills of a driver, operating two cars at once as he sped down from Mount Akina, completing this racing trip.

Bibi Dong's resentment +15000 Yu Erlong's resentment +50000 Bibi Dong's resentment +15000 Yu Erlong's resentment +50000

After one night of taking turns, Qian Xunji gained nearly five hundred Emotion Points from Yu Erlong and Liu Erlong. Naturally, Flender and Yu Xiaogang also contributed some Emotion Points during that time.

In the latter half of the night, Qian Xunji lit a Hua Zi and began puffing away. Only then did the system prompt him.

Ding! Congratulations, host. You have completed the mission of destroying the love triangle between Yu Xiaogang, Liu Erlong, and Bibi Dong. Reward obtained: one Future Recruitment Card. Ding! Congratulations, host. You have completed the mission of destroying the love triangle between Yu Xiaogang, Liu Erlong, and Flender. Reward obtained: one Character Generation Card.

Qian Xunji claimed the system rewards. One was a Character Generation Card, and the other was a Future Recruitment Card. Qian Xunji asked, "System, explain how these two are used."

Ding! Dear host, the Character Generation Card can automatically generate a character compatible with the host from among figures in the host's previous life, including films, novels, history, reality, and more. That character's strength will range from Soul Douluo to Titled Douluo. The host has ten thousand adjustment points to modify that character's strength. Once the adjustments are complete, the character can be summoned. This card is unique. Dear host, it can automatically generate a character compatible with you who will be extremely loyal to you.

Qian Xunji's eyes lit up. It could automatically generate characters from his previous life, memories, novels, and anime?

Didn't that mean...

Hinata Hyuga, Yukiko Kudo, Eri Kisaki, Irisviel, Mrs. Yor, Sanae Furukawa, Asuna...

And those things he had stored away on his USB drive...

Could they all be automatically generated?

Hehehe, Qian Xunji felt there was a strong possibility of generating them, so he immediately took out the card to inspect it.

The card depicted a Gray silhouette whose features could not be seen, along with the following data.

???? Age: 45 Martial Soul: ???? Martial Soul Quality: High-level (can be optimized and adjusted) Level: 89 (can be optimized and adjusted from this basis) Soul Ring Configuration: Yellow, Yellow, Purple, Purple, Black, Black, Black, Black (can be optimized and adjusted from this basis) Soul Bone Configuration: None (can be added or removed) Origin: ???? (can be adjusted) Available Adjustment Points: 10000

Qian Xunji became interested. Forty-five was considered old in his previous life, but on Douluo Continent, it was not a problem at all. Bibi Dong had been around that age when she first appeared, yet had still amazed a whole crowd of old perverts, hadn't she?

Qian Xunji checked the adjustment options. Cultivation, Soul Rings, Soul Bones—what did any of those matter to someone with a system? What truly needed adjustment was the quality of the Martial Soul. That was the most important thing, because it represented a Soul Master's future potential. With a High-level Martial Soul, level eighty-nine was practically the limit on Douluo Continent. Going any further, one could at most become a bottom-tier Titled Douluo.

Qian Xunji checked further. Above High-level Martial Souls were Top-level Martial Souls, which cost one thousand adjustment points. Above Top-level Martial Souls were Super-level Martial Souls, which cost five thousand. With that, Qian Xunji directly poured six thousand points into it.

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