So You're the Kid Called Tang San, Right?
With that figure, she probably couldn't grow them even if she drank Mengniu every day and ate papayas every meal, right?
So this was what they meant by a baby face and huge tits. What an eye-opener!
"Like what you see?" Ning Rongrong asked with a smile beside him.
"Hostile intent!"
Xu Changqing immediately looked away and said solemnly, "Rongrong, you know me. I'm not that kind of person. If you insist on asking, then of course she's nowhere near as pretty as you. I was just curious how that girl's chest muscles got so exaggerated. Why don't you go make friends with her and learn from her?"
"What do you mean, learn from her?" she asked in confusion.
"Uh, ask how her chest muscles developed to such magnificent proportions." Afraid Ning Rongrong would not understand, Xu Changqing even gestured twice in front of his own chest. Xiao Wu, who had been listening nearby, burst out laughing.
Ning Rongrong shot him an embarrassed, angry glare and reached for the soft flesh at his waist to pinch him.
While the three of them were fooling around, the people ahead of them who had come to register had already finished their assessments. Those who passed were led into the academy by a chubby red-haired boy in red clothes.
Seeing that Xu Changqing and the other two were still openly flirting even while standing in line, Tang San was left speechless. He stepped forward first, paid the registration fee, and took the assessment.
After examining his bones, the old man seated at the table nodded. "Bone age: twelve. Your physique is excellent, far beyond others your age. As long as your Soul Power meets the standard, you'll pass. Show me your martial soul."
Tang San spread open his right hand, revealing his Blue Silver Grass martial soul. Three purple Soul Rings rose beneath his feet. The old man had just taken a sip of water, but his eyes widened and he sprayed it all out, soaking Tang San's face before he could dodge.
"My apologies, my apologies," the old man repeatedly apologized.
"It's fine." Tang San wiped the tea from his face with a cold expression. "Can I go in now?"
"Of course. Your martial soul is Blue Silver Grass? How did you manage to get three purple Soul Rings?" the old man asked in astonishment.
"It was simple. I ate an immortal herb, which increased the age of my Soul Rings." Tang San answered flatly, then followed the chubby boy who had just come out inside.
"An immortal herb?" The old man froze. Was there really such a thing?
Forget it, who cared!
A twelve-year-old three-ring Soul Elder—let Zhao Wuji probe the depths of that monster. It had nothing to do with him.
Xu Changqing then stepped forward with Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong. After paying the registration fee, he smiled and asked, "Who wants to go first?"
"Me!"
Xiao Wu skipped forward for her assessment. After feeling her hand bones, the old man froze again. What was going on? Why was there another twelve-year-old girl whose physique exceeded the standard?
"Your age qualifies. Show me your martial soul." As he spoke, the old man habitually picked up his cup, intending to take a sip.
Seeing this, Xiao Wu hurriedly stopped him. "Don't drink, don't drink. I'm afraid you'll spray it out again. I don't want to get sprayed in the face like Tang San."
Tang San?
Why did that name sound so familiar?
The old man thought about it.
Damn!
Wasn't that the name of the kid who had kicked Mu Bai's manhood useless? The Tang San he had just sprayed in the face with tea was that Tang San?
Tsk, what a coincidence. Later, he would have Zhao Wuji properly loosen the kid's bones.
The old man set down his teacup. "Release your martial soul. Finish the assessment quickly. I have something to deal with."
Xiao Wu had no idea that a single sentence had sent Tang San a silent dose of "care." She nodded and summoned her Soft Bone Jade Rabbit martial soul. Three purple Soul Rings slowly rose beneath her feet.
"My name is Xiao Wu. My martial soul is the Soft Bone Jade Rabbit. I'm a level 34 Battle Soul Grandmaster. May I ask if I've passed the assessment?" she said sweetly. (Her martial soul was upgraded by a red-grade System reward. This isn't a typo.)
Another twelve-year-old Battle Soul Grandmaster?
The old man's eyes nearly popped out. What the hell was going on?
Were there really this many monsters this year?
"You also ate one of those damned immortal herbs?" he asked in shock.
"Yep, yep." Xiao Wu nodded with a smile. Tang San had already found an excuse for her, so why not use it?
The only thing that surprised her was that Tang San's Soul Ring configuration was actually identical to hers.
Could it be that Tang San also had a System?
No, she would have to discuss it with Rongrong later.
With that thought, she glanced at Ning Rongrong and happened to find her looking back. There was a strange glint in both their eyes.
Next, Ning Rongrong and Xu Changqing took the old man's assessment in succession.
The former's martial soul was the Nine Treasures Glazed Tile Pagoda, her Soul Power was level 31, and her Soul Rings were purple, purple, purple. (After evolution.)
The latter's martial soul was the Dragon Emperor Lyre, his Soul Power was level 37, and his Soul Rings were purple, purple, black. (PS: After the protagonist's martial soul evolved, it became a complete seven-string Dragon Emperor Lyre. He had been saving up his Soul Power increase beads for five years, so this Soul Power level isn't a typo either. His other martial soul has also evolved from the Dragon Scale Spear into the Dragon Flame Spear. This will gradually be explained in the mid-story.)
This series of massive "blows" nearly made the old man conducting their assessment faint on the spot.
Just what kind of monsters had appeared this year?
Could it be that Soul Masters outside now all started with thousand-year Soul Rings as their first rings?
Even an absurd ten-thousand-year third ring had appeared.
Just what kind of thing was that damned immortal herb?
Did it really have such powerful effects?
No, he had to report this to the Dean. He seriously suspected that Shrek Academy had fallen behind the outside world. Thinking this, he left with a dazed expression and unsteady steps.
Not long after the old man left,
Xu Changqing and the other two were led into the academy by a chubby boy with lecherous-looking eyes. The four of them passed a group of young men and women who had not reached level 25 and were undergoing the second assessment, heading straight for the site of the fourth assessment.
The dilapidation of Shrek Academy made Xu Changqing and the other two twitch inwardly. The roads were muddy; one rainstorm would probably leave them full of potholes. Most of the buildings were made from wooden posts and planks, with thick thatch thrown over the top, and no one knew whether they leaked when it rained.
The only decent thing about the place was probably its landscaping. Grass, trees, and other vegetation could be seen everywhere, and stepping outside early in the morning meant breathing fresh air.
Along the way, the chubby boy introduced himself as Ma Hongjun, their senior. He led them through twists and turns until they reached the center of the academy.
This was Shrek Academy's central plaza, and the only place in the academy paved with floor tiles. It stretched roughly a hundred meters from front to back and was barely presentable.
At the center of the plaza, Tang San and Zhu Zhuqing, dressed in a black skintight leather outfit, were already waiting silently.
Ma Hongjun brought Xu Changqing and the other two over to them and said to the five, "Boss Dai was originally supposed to assess you, but yesterday, some little punk outside beat him up for some reason. A teacher has taken him out to treat his injuries. You're unlucky too. Vice Dean Zhao Wuji will personally come over to conduct your fourth assessment later."
"By the way, Vice Dean Zhao Wuji is a Soul Saint-level powerhouse. I really hope all of you can join the academy, but you should pray for yourselves."
Ma Hongjun looked at the three beautiful young girls, each with her own charms, and shook his head with a sigh.
They had not waited long when a muscular middle-aged man approached from the distance. Before he even arrived, his voice boomed over, "So you're the kid called Tang San, right?!"
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