[Zhenyuanzi: Don't tell me what my brother said, it's quite insightful.]
[Nether River: Sometimes I think Hong Yun is an honest person, sometimes I think he has a vicious mouth.]
[Eastern Emperor Taiyi: The gap between people is wider than the gap between people and dogs.]
[Dog Yao San Xiu: I think you are a little discriminatory towards our race.]
[...]
Nuwa rode a small electric bike and looked left and right.
"Oh, why do you have to fight and kill? As long as you make sure that you are not at the bottom, you are fine?"
"Go to Human Ancestral Land for some ice cream. Remember it has been transformed into a tourist attraction."
Buzz!
Tongtian suddenly drove Ferrari SF80 by and stepped on the accelerator to stop.
He put his hand on the car window and raised his eyebrows slightly at Nuwa beside him.
"Junior sister, you will get tanned if you ride an electric bike. Why don't you ride with your brother Ferrari?"
"The roar of the engine makes your blood boil, the rush of speed and passion!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Nuwa looked at Tongtian up and down.
Tongtian said with a confident smile.
"Are you confused by my brother's handsome appearance?"
Nuwa shook his head seriously and responded.
"No, there seems to be something stuck in the corner of your mouth. Did you forget to use magic to clean it after eating something?"
Tongtian quickly took a look in the driver's mirror.
There were leeks left overnight between the teeth.
Even after Attain Dao and Become Saint, it is difficult to escape the temptation of delicious food.
It's just that sometimes I really forget to clean up this matter.
Tongtian After hurriedly cleaning up, he coughed twice in embarrassment.
"Sports car, do you want to sit in it or not?"
"You definitely can't outrun Big Brother's car. Trust me, get in the car."
Nuwa said softly with a hidden smile.
"Well, since you invited me like this, it would be unjustifiable if you refuse again."
After that, Nuwa got into the passenger seat, Tongtian put on his sunglasses, stepped on the accelerator and left.
[Fuxi: I suddenly have a bad feeling, but due to the other party's state, I can't interfere yet.]
[Eastern Emperor Taiyi: Something is wrong, there is always something wrong.]
[Fuxi: Hunting Tongtian Sect Master online, willing to pay all the money!]
[Nether River: It's so scary. Douyin is still tolerant. You can even see a reward for a saint.]
[Queen Mother of the West: Sometimes love is so inexplicable, and it has nothing to do with the singles in front of the screen.]
[...]
On the winding mountain road, Laozi is even drifting with Xuan Ming.
The co-pilot Xuandu was already trembling all over and breaking into a cold sweat.
Even though I am Daluo Golden Immortal, being in the car is a different experience.
Laozi also shows the lively side of human nature.
"Disciple, do you consider me a master?"
Xuandu shook his head seriously and responded with a complicated expression.
"Teacher, I don't want to see it."
[Dijun:? When I type a question mark, it's not that I have a problem, it's that you have a problem.]
[Dijiang: I really can't stand the dialogue between master and disciple.]
[Green Ox: This man is really stupid. When I was participating in the show, he wanted me to be on camera and he was thinking about me.]
[Bull Demon King: Is there a possibility that the other cow is not the other cow?]
[...]
Laozi followed the rearview mirror and saw a Mayba Yao chasing after him.
There was even a bare head peeking out from the skylight.
"Such a big braised egg?"
"No!"
I saw Zhun Ti's head appearing in the skylight with an arrogant expression on his face.
"Jiejiejie, you can't escape, hurry up and get Chaos Spirit Stone out."
"Otherwise, I will hit you hard from behind. Of course, I am talking about the car."
Laozi murmured with a complicated expression.
"Did he stand up and step on the accelerator with the sunroof open?"
"Asshole, don't underestimate the power of CVT intervention, take off!"
Buzz!
Xuan Ming roared extremely, and the water temperature in the water tank gradually increased.
Combined with the handbrake, Laozi can always accurately corner extreme corners.
Li Yuan shouted very cooperatively.
"He turned a corner in a drainage ditch!"
The tires squeaked against the ground.
Laozi Suddenly saw a mountain road, and the attributes of a KTM motorcycle guy exploded.
"I know a shortcut!"
He hit Fang Yanpan and turned into the forest path.
As for the Mayba Yao driven by Zhun Ti, it moves very slowly because of its huge body.
Followed closely by Tongtian driving Ferrari SF80 with Nuwa chasing after him.
Looking at Zhun Ti blocking the front, he immediately complained.
"Hurry up, Bald Head. You should hurry up. You're dragging your feet. You can't get in, and you can't get out."
As soon as these words came out, Nuwa, who was sitting in the passenger seat, raised his eyebrows slightly.
She was slightly lost in thought, then shook her head again.
"Forget it, with his IQ, he definitely doesn't mean that."
Tongtian asked with his eyes widened and a Patrick Star expression.
"What did you just say?"
Nuwa shook his head and said softly with a smile on his face.
"It's okay, I was just praising you for your purity."
Tongtian: "(*^▽^*) Hehe, you are quite a nice person."
Laozi, who was riding high, suddenly stopped and shouted hurriedly.
"Get out of the car quickly. There is smoke in the cabin. Something is probably wrong. Let's go hide in the mountains."
"There are many monsters in the mountains, so be careful now."
The roars of various mountain monsters echoed in my ears.
All of them can be accurately guessed by Laozi with just one sound.
"Cheese Leopard, Cheese Sheri, Cheese Antelope!"
Xuandu ran all the way and followed Laozi to hide in a ravine.
Laozi looked around and said with a smile.
"I guess there aren't even rats here, so hide away for a while."
At the same time, the voices of Li Yuan echoed in the ears of all contestants.
"There are still three hours before the end of the first round of pursuit. Please speed up."
Rustling, rustling...
Suddenly, Laozi noticed some movement in the weeds behind him.
He suddenly became alert and stared at the grass.
The next moment, a mouse with yellow hair all over his body, which looked like a squirrel but was a little different, suddenly appeared.
The yellow-skinned mouse beamed with joy as soon as he saw Laozi.
He suddenly took off his front legs and stood up on his hind legs, as if he were human.
"Do you think I look like a human being or do I look like a god?"
Laozi raised his eyebrows slightly and murmured something strange.
"The weasel is looking for me to ask for a seal?"
Suddenly he had a flash of inspiration and blurted out.
"I look like you look like Taiqing Saint Laozi!"
As soon as these words came out, the weasel's eyes suddenly widened with anger and a look of horror on his face.
A saint cannot afford to be tainted by his karma.
If the saint noticed it, he would probably die.
Unexpectedly, the next moment, he would actually be in the state of a seven-cent youth like Laozi.
The weasel was stunned and stunned.
The purpose of asking for a title is to rely on other people's luck, and the queen of Daoism will repay the cause and effect of the title.
How could it be so easy to obtain the luck of a saint?
Laozi quickly walked to the weasel and stared.
"No time for nonsense, I am Taiqing Saint."
The weasel was stunned.
"I am your dam, what nonsense are you talking about?!"