In the Midst of Ruin, I Found a Kiana
Chapter 34

Someone in Honkai, Found a Kiana Chapter 34

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"Isn't that normal?"

Einstein was even more confused upon hearing this. Lin Nai was a normal person, so it was normal for the test results to be normal, wasn't it?

"That's what's abnormal! What normal person uses their antenna hair to release power?!"

"Hey, hey, hey! Lobster Doctor! This isn't antenna hair!"

Lin Nai corrected her in time. It was just hair!

According to the system, the red strands of hair were a manifestation of power and a symbol of recognition.

This wasn't necessary, meaning he could actually fire beams from his antenna hair.

Tesla: 6.

"Alright, alright, it's not antenna hair, but what normal person uses their hair to release power!"

"Hmm… Dr. Tesla, if you say so…"

Einstein quietly took out a pair of scissors and looked at Lin Nai curiously.

Lin Nai's body trembled at her gaze, and he instinctively took a step back.

Then Einstein smiled and put the scissors away.

That malicious woman did it on purpose!

"Are there any other issues with the rest of the physical?"

"No, there aren't." Tesla flipped through the report. It was precisely because everything was so normal that she found it strange.

"Then that settles it? Lin Nai is just a child, and they are just children. There's no problem."

Einstein took a sip of her coffee and said, "Besides, the real test is next. Physicals can't measure strength."

"That's what you say…"

Tesla scratched her head, but the power Lin Nai used wasn't the so-called Honkai energy.

Otherwise, why would she have thought about a blood test to see if there was anything wrong?

But in reality.

Lin Nai's physical examination report showed him as an ordinary person, more ordinary than ordinary.

Yet his combat power was outrageously high.

"We'll find out during the test later. Welt, please step in personally."

"Huh? He's coming? Not a mech?"

"Damn it! Brat! You actually wanted to destroy my mech?!"

Tesla heard the disappointment in Lin Nai's tone and became furious!

You brat!

You're really holding a grudge!

It was just because she called you up at 8 AM for a physical! Is this necessary?!

Lin Nai: Disturbing my sleep, you deserve to be beaten!

"You *—————"

Before Tesla could even finish her sentence, before she could even start cursing, Einstein had already activated the silencer.

This little thing was really useful.

At least when she was around, Tesla couldn't utter a single curse.

Welt looked at Tesla's lips with a complicated expression. The curses she was mouthing were incredibly vulgar.

He really didn't know how Dr. Tesla became like this.

"Huh? I… I'm coming?"

"Yes, just be careful."

Einstein nodded.

Mechs were too expensive. If one were to be destroyed, she and Tesla would have nowhere to cry.

So the best solution was to have Welt step in.

Why else would they have this kid come over?

Tesla nudged Einstein, drawing the attention of the blue-haired Bird's Nest Head.

Tesla looked resentful.

"What's wrong? Dr. Tesla?"

"You damn Bird's Nest Head, can you stop using the silencer whenever we disagree next time?"

Einstein hesitated for only two seconds before shaking her head: "No."

"Why not!!"

"Because they are all children and cannot be led astray by Dr. Tesla."

Einstein said so.

Tesla glanced at Kiana, who had been woken up, and Bronya, whom she had no impression of.

And Lin Nai, who was drinking.

If you say the first two can't be led astray, Tesla admits it!

But!

This little brat Lin Nai!

Tesla dared to guarantee that this guy knew absolutely no less than herself (referring to swearing)!

Chapter Thirty-Four: A Thousand Roads, Safety First

To test combat-related issues, Everyone boarded a aircraft and arrived at a deserted, empty place.

Einstein was piloting.

As for why Tesla wasn't allowed to fly.

Well...

Tesla might fly the aircraft very fast, and everyone would get sick.

Afterward, Einstein didn't forget to give examples, such as Tesla being arrested over three hundred times for speeding and reckless driving.

It's hard to imagine how many times Tesla actually drove recklessly.

Lin Nai was stunned.

Was bringing Bronya to Schicksal really the right choice?

However, taking this opportunity, Lin Nai didn't forget to lecture Kiana and Bronya.

"See? Reckless driving will turn you into that Dr. Tesla Dio, so you must never drive recklessly."

"Not to mention the risk of having your driver's license revoked, getting arrested is clearly not something to brag about."

"There are a thousand roads, safety is the first priority. Irregular driving leads to tears for loved ones."

There is an accompanying illustration here, which can be viewed after updating the version.

Bronya and Kiana nodded obediently.

Thinking about what Tesla looked like...

Hmm... Schicksal's telegraph machine?

Clap clap clap

Einstein applauded cooperatively, then turned to look at Lobster Doctor beside her: "Lin Nai said it very well, so does Dr. Tesla know she was wrong?"

Lobster Doctor's mouth twitched: "Bird's Nest Head, you brat..."

"Dr. Tesla, actually, I also think reckless driving is not very..."

"Welt, shut up!"

"Mmm..."

Welt was silenced by Tesla's fierce roar, successfully shutting him up.

It's hard to imagine what Welt's life was like after the collapse...

Just kidding.

So, along the way, Tesla was basically grumbling.

Then Lin Nai took out a silencer and successfully silenced Dr. Tesla.

Tesla: ???

Thus, the pitiable Tesla, having nowhere to vent, had to suppress her anger and start reading.

Tsk tsk tsk, that book was almost crushed into a ball.

Wuwuwu, so pitiful.

Of course, it wasn't Tesla being pitied, but the book.

Lin Nai glanced around. He was actually quite curious why there was such an empty valley nearby.

"To avoid attracting attention, I just found an empty spot." Einstein answered Lin Nai's confusion.

Lin Nai blinked. This was called "just finding an empty spot"?

Hmm...

But forget it.

Let's finish this quickly and go eat. To be honest, he was already hungry.

"But, am I the only one coming?"

"Or what?"

Tesla raised an eyebrow. "Kiana is from the Kaslana family, and Bronya is just a common... assassin."

Thinking about it carefully, Bronya wasn't exactly a common person.

What normal person knows the Stocking Murder Technique?

Wouldn't you agree?

From the Kaslana family, but Kiana is this size, this height.

Her assessment was that fighting mechs would be tough.

Bronya too.

So, of course, only Lin Nai could go.

But that actually reminded Lin Nai, the current Bronya was just a highly skilled individual.

Not the Herrscher of Reason, and without the invincible Stand-user Heavy-Duty Rabbit.

Perhaps they really needed to think of a solution.

Hmm...

Teach Bronya Cosmic Fist?

Let's forget it, teaching that requires chasing people in a jeep.

Hmm... actually, it's not strictly necessary.

But that would feel like something was missing.

Her own set of skills couldn't be learned by just anyone, could they? They couldn't possibly find a way to have her build a set of weapons, could they?

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