The Most Realistic Warhammer Game

"A daily thought, everyone, are you loyal?"

Inside the strategic room on the bridge of an Imperial Lunar-class Cruiser with a crippled main engine.

Qin Yun sat before a cogitator console, rapidly tapping on the keyboard after sending out his daily greeting.

The text he typed was sent to a chat group called 'Warhammer Pack Mules'.

"Earth's first 100% realistic virtual reality game, built with Warhammer 40K as its setting."

"Experience becoming a Rogue Trader, Astartes, Tech-Priest, Titan Knight, and other professions, fighting for the Emperor."

"This game uses brainwave-interfering dream technology. Game time is equivalent to sleeping, so it can be said to be both rest and entertainment."

"Limited spots available for pre-order, first come, first served."

Earth, in an upscale residential area.

Zhang Wei, upon seeing the group chat message, revealed a gleeful smile.

"No taxes on bragging, everyone's just letting their imaginations run wild?"

"Coming right out with 'Earth's first' and '100% realistic'? You can't even fool kids with that!"

He quickly typed on the keyboard and clicked send.

Most Ballsy Bro of Warhammer: "How realistic? Can you feel the justice of Slaanesh's witches?"

The Company Slave Drafted by the Emperor: "Yes, you can not only feel it, but also output. As long as you're strong and energetic enough. You can not only output Slaanesh, but also that fatso in the Garden."

Outputting Slaanesh Ten Times a Night: "The group owner's tastes are too heavy, not even letting the Garden Baby go!"

Nurgle-Kissing Fatty: "Virtual reality, that's such an old web novel trope, and the group owner is still hyping it up!"

Second Empire Warmaster: "You don't understand, the older it is, the more flavorful it is. An old A8 is better to drive than a new A6."

Colonel Dutch: "Anyone who can be called a Warmaster is a strong person, can they even drive on this broken road??"

Blue Two-Headed Bird! Loyalty: "A 100% realistic Warhammer game, doesn't that mean I can violently output Slaanesh in Nurgle's secret Garden??"

A Bowl of Lobster Soup: "I want to do a striptease in Khorne's Brass Citadel and then sing, 'What good is this iron rod to me?'"

God-Chosen Alpaca: "You're all too rough, I just want the Emperor to give me kisses and hugs, and lift me up high."

Wants to Arm Wrestle Khorne: "JPG: Let me see what's being said in the group, Emperor on high, these damned heretics."

Colonel Dutch: "JPG: The Slaaneshi atmosphere is like a flood, poisoning the youth of the Imperium."

"..."

Seeing the group members' chat becoming increasingly Slaaneshi.

The experienced Qin Yun decisively sent a lewd picture of ** sauce, interrupting the group members' banter and bringing the topic back.

"If you want to play, you can sign up now. 100% realistic, guaranteed to give you a surprise. Limited internal beta spots, first come, first served."

Most Ballsy Bro of Warhammer: "Um, group owner, please stop trying to fool people, okay? A 100% realistic virtual game simply doesn't exist. Earth doesn't have that kind of technology."

Pigtails Are the Symbol of the Strong: "Virtual reality technology is too far away, it will take at least fifty more years to develop successfully and put into commercial use."

God-Chosen Alpaca: "The classic fifty years. When I was a kid, I heard that robots would be popularized and nuclear fusion would still take fifty years. Now it still needs fifty years."

Nurgle-Kissing Fatty: "If there really is technology where playing games in a virtual world is equivalent to sleeping, why make games? Invest it in the office field and let the pack mules work hard even while sleeping, wouldn't that be better?"

Blue Two-Headed Bird! Loyalty: "Is that human speech? That damned capitalist should be hung from a lamppost."

The Company Slave Drafted by the Emperor: "It's useless to say more, I'll post the link. If you want to play, just click in to pre-order and sign up."

The next second, the website link was sent out.

"I want to see what kind of new scam this is!!"

Zhang Wei, in front of the screen, moved his mouse and clicked on it casually.

The computer page jumped.

[This website is not registered or verified and is high risk. Do you want to continue visiting?]

Zhang Wei smiled contemptuously, opened the advanced options, and chose to ignore the risk and continue visiting.

The screen continued to jump, entering a desolate website page.

There was nothing there, just a few lines of text.

[100% Holographic Immersive Game - Warhammer OL, Current Number of Pre-Orders: 0]

[Available for Pre-Order]

[Clicking Pre-Order Indicates Agreement to the Contract Content]

[Detailed Explanation of Contract Content. Can be Expanded]

"The more I look at it, the more it seems like a scam. They have money to develop virtual technology, but no money to build a website!!"

Zhang Wei finally truly understood the saying that when people are speechless, they really laugh!

They should at least spend some money to make an interface.

Such a clumsy scam, who would fall for it??

"Let me see what kind of tricks you conmen are up to!"

Zhang Wei moved the mouse and clicked to confirm the reservation.

The page refreshed, the number of reservations increased by one, and then nothing happened.

There was no further page jump, and no registration interface popped up.

"What the hell? Don't even need to register a game account? Are you kidding me?"

Zhang Wei was a mess, feeling like his brain had been severely humiliated.

Inside the strategic room of the Lunar-class cruiser.

The number of reservations displayed on the holographic screen slowly ticked up.

[Number of Reservations: 15/15]

Qin Yun breathed a sigh of relief, finally having tricked some players.

He moved his sore neck a few times and plopped down on the cushioned chair behind him.

At that moment, a light curtain with a golden two-headed eagle emblem at the top and golden flames burning around the edges appeared in his vision out of nowhere.

[Mission: Summon Companions (Completed).

Reward: 500 Faith Points. Remaining rewards can be claimed at the Shrine.
]

[Congratulations, you have gained experience.

Level: LV1 -> LV2.

Learned Skill: Prayer.

(The user receives the Emperor's blessing, temporarily increasing physical stats. Nearby friendly units receive corresponding blessing buffs.)

Learned Skill: Gun Shooting (Beginner).

Learned Skill: Melee Combat (Beginner).
]

"It can level up, and even learn skills!! The Emperor deserves to be called an immortal, so many tricks up his sleeve, he really turned it into a game."

"But I have to say, after leveling up, I feel like my body has been enhanced."

Qin Yun adjusted to his upgraded body and got up to walk to the Emperor's Shrine located at the edge of the strategic room.

Burning braziers were placed around the shrine.

"Praise the Emperor."

Qin Yun gave the Aquila Salute, praying to the Emperor's statue.

Above the shrine, a golden light portal appeared.

A Cherub, resembling a child with silver-white metal wings embedded in its back, flew out of the light portal, clutching a package.

Thumb-thick neural cables were implanted into the Cherub's pale torso and the skin of its arms.

Emerald-like optical bionics were embedded in the brass eye sockets, emitting a green light.

If you threw this thing into a horror movie, it would scare ninety percent of the protagonist group into screaming.

"Congratulations on completing the mission, Chosen One."

The Cherub's voice was mechanical and hoarse.

"Your reward has been delivered. Praise our Emperor, He is very pleased with your work."

The Cherub placed the package in front of Qin Yun and then flapped its wings and flew into the light circle.

Disappearing along with the light circle.

Qin Yun began to unpack the package.

Inside was a set of flak armor, an autopistol, and an entrenching tool.

Qin Yun took out the flak armor.

The weight of the flak armor was just right, and you could feel the cold metallic texture when you touched it.

Tapping it with his knuckles, the sound was very dull.

[Name: Cadia Standard Issue Flak Armor

Description: Made of multiple layers of ablative and impact-absorbing materials, sufficient to withstand most low-intensity attacks, such as ricochets, and the shockwaves from close-range explosions.

"On the battlefield, its effect is better than nothing."
]

A light curtain appeared in Qin Yun's vision.

Inside, information about the reward items was displayed, along with instructions for use.

After carefully examining it, Qin Yun put on the flak armor.

A little loose, but it'll do with some adjustment.

[Name: Yus Crusher Autopistol.

Description: A fully automatic pistol that uses standard Imperial caliber pistol ammunition. A lightweight and versatile weapon with high mobility accuracy, suitable for dealing with groups of enemies.

"The power is a bit weak, but it's more than enough to blow off heads."
]

Qin Yun tried it out.

Heavy and substantial in his hand.

Holding it gave him a sense of security.

Next to the pistol were two boxes of bullets, about the thickness of a thumb, looking like they packed quite a punch.

Qin Yun counted them; there were eighty-four rounds in total.

Adding the bullets in the gun's magazine, there were a total of one hundred and twenty-six rounds.

He carefully stowed the gun and bullets away.

Qin Yun picked up the last reward.

[Name: Cadia Standard Issue Multi-Function Entrenching Tool

Description: Made of No. 45 molded steel, lightweight and sturdy, allowing the user to quickly dig trenches, and can also be used as a weapon when necessary.

"Congratulations, you have obtained the artifact - the entrenching tool. Go, and take down that damn Chaos tin can."
]

"With these, I can at least defend myself a little."

Qin Yun gripped the entrenching tool and swung it around a few times.

Heavy and full of power.

One shovel strike would definitely blow someone's head off.

Bang!

Suddenly, a muffled sound came from the blast door of the strategic room, making Qin Yun shudder.

He instinctively drew his gun and aimed it at the blast door.

Afraid that those things outside would rush in.

Qin Yun had only arrived in this world on the first day and had already experienced the horror of those things outside firsthand.

As for why Qin Yun came here, and why he posted game information in the Warhammer Pack Mules group, inviting players to enter the Warhammer 40K universe, well, that's a long story.

PS: Here's a meme of the Kleptomaniac Chapter first.

PS: A corrupted Chaos mutant.

This is my first time writing Warhammer on Qidian, I hope everyone likes it.

Any suggestions can be pointed out in the comments section.

I may not reply, but I will definitely read them.