When Their Hero Arrives: In the World of Honkai Impact
Chapter 398

Aili Cult Leader, Bai Ge (Continued)

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"Silence! Silence!"

Mei tapped the table with a mallet with a pleasant smile.

"Now we will begin the trial. Elysia, do you admit to privately establishing an unofficial religion called the 'Bai Ge Church' and assuming the position of its leader?"

"Um, yes, that's how it is."

Elysia nodded sheepishly and admitted it.

"Very well, death penalty, execute immediately!"

"Plum--!!"

This hasty verdict enraged Pink Fairy Lady, who slammed her hands on the table in protest. However, this was a trial filled with arbitrary decisions and prejudices.

After all, what could be more despairing than a judge being your best friend who's spying on your boyfriend?

Oh, yes, there are.

That is, all the women who served as lawyers, jurors, and even bodyguards were the same kind of people; only the few men who were acting as spectators were not their enemies.

Lawyer Mobius: "We agree with the Supreme Court's verdict."

Juror Aponia: "Elysia, [please] go to prison and repent properly."

Secretary Misteln: "Elysia, go in peace. I will take care of Bai Ge for you from now on."

Guard Hua: "Elysia, please do not resist in court."

Elysia: "..."

At this moment, Pink Fairy Lady suddenly had the illusion that she was at odds with the world, thinking that none of her best friends were good people! She absolutely could not just accept her fate!

So, with teary eyes and a pitiful look, she looked at the White Youth in the audience and cried out for help.

"Bai Ge, help!"

"Ahem! Everyone, be a little more serious. If you keep playing like this, I might just storm the execution ground."

Bai Ge coughed lightly and said with a wry smile.

"Tch!" xN

"Hey~ My Bai Bai is the best!"

The women gasped in disbelief, regretting that they hadn't managed to finish off Elysia. The Pink Fairy, who had escaped death, immediately blew a kiss to her "get-out-of-jail-free card, "Bai.

"Tsk, then let's review it again."

Mei also said unhappily.

"Elysia, do you admit to having privately founded a non-official religion called the 'Bai Ge Church'?"

"Yes, I admit it, but I didn't do anything wrong! I just wanted to promote Bai Ge's good points!"

Elysia said loudly, while taking out a copy of the [Bai Ge Church]'s doctrine from her bosom.

The Pink Fairy Lady already knew that apart from the White Youth, no one else in this place was her companion, so whether she could turn the tide depended on how well she struggled.

The doctrines of the Bai Ge Church.

Doctrine one: Fulfill Bai Ge's wishes, regardless of the cost.

The second doctrine: Maintain an optimistic, positive, and cheerful attitude towards life, and love the world you live in.

The third doctrine: Every day, loudly recite the great achievements of the Savior Bai Ge and keep them in mind!

The fourth doctrine: Imitate the actions of the world's most merciful savior, cherish everyone around you, and do your best to save everyone who needs saving.

Fifth doctrine: Actively promote the great achievements of the Savior and encourage more people to join our church, White Gate!

(The following is omitted...)

When Elysia presented the doctrine, the women fell silent. Well, they had to admit that this Pink Fairy had done a good job this time; it was very well written.

"Then have you profited from Bai Ge's name...?"

"Absolutely not! And everything I teach is funded by myself. Whether it's the venue, Bai Ge's figurines, or that encyclopedia, I paid for them all myself to have them custom-made and printed, and then gave them away for free!"

Elysia said proudly, her head held high.

"Aili—!"

Bai Ge couldn't stand it anymore and jumped onto the defendant's seat to hug the adorable Pink Fairy tightly.

"Silly girl, what should I say? I'll just say that you've been so frugal lately."

"It's okay~ This is something I enjoy doing. I just want more people to like Bai Ge and to understand you better."

Elysia snuggled against Bai Ge, enjoying the moment. She was telling the truth; she felt satisfied and happy to see Baimen's business growing better and better with more and more people joining.

"I don't need so many people to like me, I only need you, Aili. Damn it, the ring isn't finished yet."

Bai Ge hugged the girl even tighter, his heart overflowing with emotion. At the same time, his already overwhelming affection for Elysia surged once more.

"It's okay~ That way I can look forward to it for a while longer. Besides, I'm not mentally prepared to have you put a ring on my finger yet, so please give me some more time."

"Aili ~"

"Bai Ge ~"

Bai Ge and Elysia gazed deeply into each other's eyes. At that moment, it seemed as if the whole world consisted only of the two of them. A pink atmosphere filled the entire venue, and they couldn't help but move closer to each other.

The two of them kissed immediately.

Everyone watched the couple kissing and showing affection in court speechlessly, silently burping in their hearts.

"You two, stop this now, show some respect for the court, you bastards! Bai Ge, get back to your seats."

Mei trembled with envy, her glasses even cracking.

"No! I want to be with Aili. I've decided, even if she goes to jail, I'll go with her!"

Bai Ge sat directly in the defendant's seat for Elysia, and then let the Pink Fairy sit on his lap.

Everyone: Σ(っД;)っxN

Elysia blissfully enjoyed Bai Ge's embrace, while glancing triumphantly at the other women present.

(See that? This is the power of true love! I, the Pink Fairy Lady, will always be Bai Ge's most, most, most beloved girl! No one can ever separate us!)

The women. "..."

Well, there's nothing we can do about this demon now.

After all, as long as Bai Ge protects her, Elysia is invincible.

Even if we forcefully send this Pink Fairy to prison, what difference will it make? As long as Bai Ge is with her, anywhere is Elysian Realm for Elysia, and she can be slutty anywhere.

Furthermore, after a thorough investigation, it was found that the "Bai Ge Church" had indeed not done anything illegal or disorderly.

Almost every member adheres to the doctrine, and many play a positive role in their respective social circles, making the world around them a better place.

Therefore, although establishing religious organizations is not something to be encouraged, Elysia should even be commended for the outcome.

"Tsk, the verdict: not guilty..."

Mei was very unhappy and issued a new ruling.

"Hehe~ That's how it should be. By the way, why don't you all join my cult? I'll give each of you the status of a high-level believer, plus a free Bai Ge body pillow, keychain, figurine, and encyclopedia set. How about that?"

Elysia extended an invitation to everyone present to join the cult.

"I think you're just showing off, Elysia."

"If you give me the position of cult leader, I'll join."

"No, adding it won't give you any advantage."

"I might as well create one myself..."

The women all refused. If this were someone else's [Bai Ge Church], they would have joined without hesitation, but this was founded by Elysia...

Already far behind this Pink Fairy, if she were to join the church she founded and become one of her followers, wouldn't she be even more at a disadvantage in terms of her position?

By then, there may be no chance for a comeback.

"Well, okay, what a pity~"

"Then let's disband. What a farce. I still have a ton of research to finish."

"Ah, wait a moment, Mei, please wait a moment."

Just as Mei was about to enter, Elysia suddenly stopped her, raising an eyebrow and becoming immediately alert.

"Elysia, what do you want to do?"

"Ahem, actually, I've been running a little short on funds lately. After all, even though my salary is high, it's still too difficult to support the church on my own. To be honest, I've been working part-time in the cafeteria to earn extra money, so..."

Aili grabbed Mei, who was about to run away, and blinked her cute big eyes as she spoke.

"Mei, could you approve a hundred million yuan in funding for me?"

"Huh?! Elysia, are you out of your mind? Why should I give you money to help develop your church? Are you even working in the cafeteria? You clearly just want to eat and drink for free!"

Mei's glasses have developed more cracks recently. The cafeteria recently hired a pink pig, which has suddenly made the usually sufficient food supply insufficient.

"Ahem! Don't say that, Mei~ Aren't we best friends? Please help her out, okay? Besides, this isn't for me, it's for Bai Ge ~"

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