Griseo's Fan Comic (Continued)
"Hmm, it seems the situation is quite serious..."
Bai Ge's eye twitched. He felt he needed to raise Elysia's healing level by two or three levels. As he said before, it was okay to be attracted to her body, but she had to be restrained... This wasn't for his own sake, but for Aili and the others.
Since becoming Chimera Fusion Warrior, even this Pink Fairy with the thickest health bar can't last more than ten minutes.
"Let's just ban it for three days first."
"No~~!"
Elysia was immediately overwhelmed and completely lost her composure.
After pleading but being firmly rejected each time, she started pouting, clenching her little fists and punching Bai's chest, saying that she had been treated unfairly.
"What a nuisance! Why can Little Griseo anytime, but Elysia can't?"
"Am I no longer your favorite girl? But little Griseo is only 12 years old."
"Even if you're Bai Bai, the savior, you can't do that kind of thing. You know, more than three years is a capital offense!"
Elysia reminded her in a serious tone.
"..."
Bai's eyes twitched violently, and he raised his hand to forcefully pull the cheek of the demon who was framing him.
"Don't be jealous of children! How could I do that kind of thing to Griseo! And I always feel that it's because of you guys... well, because we always think about sex, that Griseo got those colors and painted those kinds of pictures!"
"Well, it's really hard to deny that..."
Elysia's expression immediately turned awkward.
"I want to set a good example for my growing children. I don't want Griseo to become a illustrator!"
Bai Ge said with a pained expression.
After the extermination of the Herrscher of Binding ended, Bai Ge fulfilled his vow and returned to the base, giving Dan Zhu, who had taught Griseo strange poses, a severe beating.
When her browser history was exposed and her "little essay" was made public, Dan Zhu was furious. She immediately grabbed Bai Ge's long legs, crying and begging him to have mercy, and said she would never dare to do it again.
Dan Zhu: "I know everyone dies eventually, but not at the expense of the community! For our sake, spare me..."
Bai Ge: "There are countless ways to die in this world, but only social death is the most pleasing to outsiders!"
In the end, Dan Zhu was executed by the society. In exchange for her inability to live on Earth, she provided everyone with some amusement. Recently, she has applied to work at the lunar base.
However, due to Bai Ge's intervention, the application was ultimately rejected. Moreover, because it involved Griseo, the ultimate darling of the Moth Chasing Fire, everyone unanimously agreed that she deserved it.
It's important to know that Griseo was also a very important girl to Mobius. After learning that Dan Zhu had dared to corrupt her, Snakey immediately increased her workload to the Klein level.
Thus, Dan Zhu received the punishment he deserved.
Human society is a death sentence, plus overtime hell.
All I can say is that Dan Zhu won't live to see the day she's eaten by Chi You's Honkai Beast. After all, some people live, but she's practically already dead...
However, when Bai Ge was inspecting Dan Zhu's collection, he discovered something that almost made him faint— Griseo, and it was his sketchbook!!
Although the author's name is listed as "Teacher Stars".
But he could recognize Griseo's painting skills at a glance.
After trembling as he flipped through a few pages, Bai Ge directly unleashed the Spear of the Void, Ideal Fluid Blade, Floating Cannon Barrage, Withering Mist, and Heavenly Fire Unleashed upon the notebook...
Even the Herrscher of the Previous Civilization had never received this treatment; in the end, that notebook was destroyed to the point that not even a single particle remained.
Bai Ge: "My little Griseo has actually become a doujinshi artist! I can't accept this—!!"
This person was so overwhelmed that they almost went into reincarnation.
Bai Ge: "That's right, reincarnation. I just need to activate reincarnation to reset everything, and then my little Griseo will still be a pure and innocent child. Hehe, hehehehe..."
Aili: "Bai Bai was so scary back then, I almost thought the world was going to end."
Incidentally, Griseo herself was present at the time.
When Stars saw Bai Ge holding the fan-made book she had drawn, she was completely taken aback.
Griseo: "Brother Bai, let me explain. This, that, it's not what you think. I just..."
Bai Ge: "Alright, stop talking, little Griseo. Even if your brother Bai is very strong, there are some things he can't bear. There are still many things in this world that are better left unsaid... Sigh, the mental damage this doujinshi has caused me is greater than the power of the Herrscher of Reason."
At that moment, Bai Ge felt that even the [Heart of Eternity] attribute given by the system was wavering.
Griseo: "Sister Dan Zhu, we clearly agreed that Brother Bai was the only one who couldn't see this, sob sob..."
Although Griseo is a bit clueless, she's not completely clueless; she gets excellent grades at school.
Therefore, she also knows that what she draws is not very serious, such as fanfiction about older brothers.
After all, the strange poses required for portrait drawing can be explained by dedication to art, but there is really no room for excuses when drawing fan fiction.
If Ark Project hadn't been canceled, Griseo might have fled Earth in the Ark overnight...
Most importantly, that book was just one of Stars's many works. After Bai Ge investigated, he discovered a bunch of fanfiction featuring himself as the protagonist.
"The New White Transfer Student," "The Neighbor's Brother's Guide to Winning Over His Girlfriend," "The Overbearing Savior Falls in Love with Me," "The Dangerous Love of the White Angel"...
"Heavenly Fire, unsheathe!"
Bai Ge then drew the Heavenly Fire sword from its sheath.
"No! My priceless collection! Bai Ge, take it out on me!!"
Dan Zhu, who was present at the time, immediately broke down and lost his composure.
She felt particularly regretful at the time, not for leading Griseo into the world of Eromanga, but for not hiding the collection in a better place.
(Dan Zhu: "As expected, hiding under the bed is a classic and classic method, but it's too easy to be discovered. Waaah, it's all over now. Not only did I work myself to death and work overtime, but I also lost my precious treasure. I can't live anymore!")
Bai Ge: "... Cang Xuan, your sister is hopeless."
Cang Xuan: "I don't know her. I'm an only child..."
As the older sister, she was ashamed to have such a younger sister, and Cang Xuan even wanted to kill his own sister for the greater good!
After all, they are twins!
Because Dan Zhu's actions affected her as well.
(Cang Xuan: "This brat, does she know we look exactly alike? It's so easy for people to mistake us for each other! It's all your fault! Now even when I go out, I get strange looks. Maybe I should go see Dr. Mobius for plastic surgery... I hope he can give me a discount, or even give me a free one.")
Moreover, this older sister had already started selling her younger sister back then.
"Bai Ge, I don't want this Dan Zhu anymore, so how about I sell it to you? It's only ten yuan a pound. After you buy it, you can do whatever you want with it."
"Sister! I'm your own sister! Even if you're greedy, you can't sell me out!"
"... You sisters are really a pair of oddballs."
Bai Ge couldn't help but complain as well.
A cunning and cold-blooded money-grubbing older sister, and a lively and playful otaku younger sister—but to be fair, they're both undeniably beautiful girls, and being twins is definitely a plus, so...
"Ten yuan a pound is too expensive, how about three yuan?"
"No, no, three yuan a pound is too much of a loss for me. How about seven yuan? That's a great deal."
"Even if it's cheap, it won't work. After all, I won't have any use for Dan Zhu. Let's keep it at three yuan a pound. But if you include yourself, Cang Xuan, I can pay ten yuan a pound."
Bai Ge jokingly said something at the time, but...
"... I'll think about it."
Cang Xuan, however, started dialing the calculator.
(This deal seems like a bad one, but it actually looks like a good one! You know, Bai Ge is Eden's boyfriend, and I heard Eden even gave him a black card with unlimited overdraft. If I sold myself to him, wouldn't I be set for life? And... I really, really want to find a boyfriend!!)
"Deal! Dan Zhu and I together weigh a total of 210 jin. By the way, she weighs 200 jin and I weigh 10 jin. Bai Ge, you pay. Will you pay with the trap or a check? I'm fine with either."
"Ah?"
Bai Ge was completely bewildered by Cang Xuan.
"Why! Why do I only get three yuan a pound, but with my sister's money, it's ten yuan a pound! And I don't even have two hundred pounds! Sister, you're slandering me!"
Dan Zhu immediately jumped out to express his dissatisfaction.
"Is this the point of focus?"
Bai said he couldn't understand the thought process of these twin sisters anymore.
As it always is, Bai Ge inexplicably gained a pair of twin sisters, but if possible, he would like to return them and get a refund.
Cang Xuan: "No refunds or exchanges after the sale."
Bai Ge: "...6".
To be honest, Cang Xuan is quite useful; she has a great business sense and is very good at managing money.
As for Dan Zhu...
Bai said that he bought them as a pair and they were not very useful, but in order to prevent her from corrupting little Griseo in the future, it would be better to keep them in a nearby place and keep a close watch on them.
Moreover, through Dan Zhu's breakthrough investigation, Bai Ge discovered that most of Griseo only circulated within the Moth Chasing Fire, but a small number of works still leaked to the outside world.
Bai immediately recalled and destroyed all the fan-made works, and even used his power to establish a new law for the Previous Civilization - no one is allowed to draw his fan-made works, and violators will be sentenced to more than three years in prison!
Bai Ge: "Although I've destroyed most of the notebooks, there are still some that slipped through the net. I need to find a way to get rid of them completely!"