Drunk Mobius Is So Adorable

If one day, for some boring reason—like not having eaten cake for too long, not having gone on a date, not having had sex, or something else—Bai Ge and Finality got into a lovers' quarrel...

Herrscher of Finality: "Bai Ge, you heartless scumbag, you cheating bastard! I hate you most! You spend all day saving the world and neglecting me. In that case, I'll destroy your world, so you'll only be able to look at me!"

As she spoke, the Honkai goddess casually fired a blast through Earth. Humanity was GG. The end.

The girls: "...That's ridiculously absurd! But the most absurd part is that the chance of this happening apparently isn't zero!"

Bai Ge: "What are you all imagining? Why do you all have such strange expressions? And Vill-V, this is for you."

Vill-V: "Huh? What is it?"

Bai Ge suddenly tossed a key to Vill-V. She hurriedly caught it and began fiddling with it.

"This is the highest-authority key for the Star Destroyer I just made. As long as you have it, this warship will obey any command you give it from now on."

"Bai Ge, you're giving me a Star Destroyer?!"

"Yeah. This thing will be your personal ride from now on. You can dismantle or modify it however you want. Though it seems to still have a few gaps. Do you need me to construct a few more weapons and arm it completely?"

"You're actually giving me a Star Destroyer?!"

"...Uh, you already said that just now."

Seeing Vill-V repeat herself from sheer shock, Bai could not help but laugh.

The others were likewise too stunned to say anything. They had seen people give rings, necklaces, and supercars as gifts.

But nobody had ever seen someone give away a Star Destroyer as a present!

That was