When Their Hero Arrives: In the World of Honkai Impact
Chapter 98

The First Male Martial God, Fu Hua-Her Position Is in Danger (Continued)

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The Valkyrie, "Waaaaah, I don't want to live anymore! Let me die! Let me jump off the Hyperion!"

Seeing that she was really planning to jump ship, everyone grabbed her and comforted her, saying it was no big deal. "A wise person doesn't fall in love. Romance will only affect your speed in slaying Honkai Beast. Let's seal our hearts with cement and focus on fighting the Honkai."

Afterwards, everyone silently cleared their own recorded last words and completely deleted the history before they breathed a sigh of relief.

"Himeko, ahhhhhh~!!"

Just then, a white fluffy ball of fur ran over.

Because of the extreme speed, Himeko didn't even have time to react before Theresa crashed into her arms, almost causing Himeko to vomit up her drink.

"Theresa, what are you doing?"

"Waaaah, that brat is going too far!"

"Who are you talking about? '850,' I remember you were the one who tried to persuade those kids to join the academy... Oh, was it that boy named Bai Ge who made some outrageous request?"

"Yes, he took a liking to the Hyperion and said he wanted to be Hyperion captain. I, I..."

Theresa recounted the whole process with a guilty conscience.

The current captain of the Hyperion is Himeko, but in order to recruit Bai Ge, she agreed to let him succeed her. Just when Theresa thought that the red-haired Valkyrie would be angry.

Himeko blinked her big eyes and tilted her head.

That's it?

"Huh?"

"He just wants to be the captain of the Hyperion, and I don't mind at all. In fact, I hope you can train him to be a warship commander as soon as possible."

Himeko stretched, and her extreme body curves combined with her enormous heart were why Theresa called her the Bomb Girl.

She then tapped the blade of her greatsword and continued.

"After all, I wasn't originally cut out for this. I was only chosen to be the captain of the Hyperion because I had the highest synergy with the Fusion Armor and we didn't have any talent in this area."

Murata Himeko waved her hand dismissively, indicating that she preferred to wield a greatsword and charge into battle alongside her comrades rather than sit inside the warship commanding the robin.

"If that kid wants to be the captain, let him be. I'd love for someone to take my place, haha. That way I'll have more time to slack off, drink, and find good men."

"Can't you be serious for once, you bomb-like woman? Besides, you're already 30 years old. I think you can just give up and find someone decent enough to settle down with."

"Screw you! Besides, I'm only 29 this year, not even 30 yet! And even Senior Lewis found a good man to marry, so I definitely can too!"

"Himeko is right!" xN

Himeko's words immediately received the approval and cheers of many Valkyrie present... all of whom were single.

Being Valkyrie is a high-risk profession, and after undergoing Artificial Stigmata surgery, lifespan is greatly reduced; you never know when you might die.

Therefore, it is extremely difficult for Valkyrie to get married.

Of course, if that were all, it wouldn't be that no men would be willing to date them, but... considering the risk that their pelvis might be shattered from sitting on them and that their penis Honkai Energy be eroded by Honkai energy in the future.

This naturally results in an alarmingly low marriage rate; according to comprehensive statistics, the marriage rate for Valkyrie is less than one percent.

The marriage of the Valkyrie named Lewis, which Himeko just mentioned, is considered one of the top ten fantastical events in Schicksal, and could also be called one of the top ten inspirational events!

Even Archbishop Otto, upon learning of this, couldn't help but marvel at what Miracle??? it was.

After all, that Valkyrie looked... closer to a gorilla than a human.

"Stop! Let's leave this topic here!"

Himeko promptly ended the conversation.

While the Valkyrie Lewis finding a husband is very inspiring and can give hope to older single women, it can also bring a sense of frustration.

Here's a joke about Schicksal: "Even Lewis has found a husband, but there are still Valkyrie who are single." This joke could break the defenses of more than half of the Valkyrie in the world.

"Let's continue talking about that boy. Theresa, bringing him into the St. Freya Academy was a really bold and dangerous move. The future might not be peaceful," Himeko said with a sigh.

"What, what do you mean? Isn't he very strong? And the Herrscher of Thunder listens to him so much..." Theresa was immediately stunned, not yet realizing the seriousness of the situation.

"Hey~ Please consider the basic situation of our academy. Our St. Freya Academy is all girls! And now you've dragged a super Casanova who can even win over a Herrscher into the academy."

"..."

Theresa was immediately stunned by these words.

She immediately realized that her actions were no different from dragging a big bad wolf into a flock of sheep.

Moreover, she had to beg and plead with the big gray wolf to get it into the sheepfold, and she had to pay a high price to do so.

What a terrible scoundrel!

"And that boy is really good at flirting. I was so excited listening to his conversation with the Herrscher of Thunder that my heart was pounding. Plus, he's so handsome... In short, the girls in our academy are in danger."

Himeko still thought about Bai's stunningly handsome face, and couldn't help but sigh that the gap between people was even greater than the gap between people and dogs.

When Nüwa created humans, some were just random specks of mud, while others were meticulously sculpted masterpieces.

With looks like that, she could already foresee the sensation that would be caused at the St. Freya Academy after Bai Ge enrolled, which would definitely shake Fu Hua's current status as the number one male martial god!

Even if Bai Ge doesn't actively flirt with them, those girls who are in the middle of puberty/heat will probably flirt with Bai Ge, but this is also an extremely serious problem!

"He has a girlfriend who's Herrscher of Thunder. If this leads to a fight between the couple, she might just smash everything we have in a fit of anger... Theresa, are you sure our St. Freya Academy can accommodate this kind of god?"

"Maybe I should just tell him not to come. Waaah, how did it turn out like this? I just wanted to find some capable fighters for the academy and keep the Herrscher, this dangerous element, within sight."

Theresa looked miserable. Had she gone to all this trouble for herself?

"It's too late to regret it now. You can only pray that the boy has enough control over the Herrscher of Thunder to make that Queen -like Herrscher obey."

"Bitter melon juice! Give me bitter melon juice! Let me get drunk!"

Theresa cried out in despair.

"Bitter melon juice won't make you drunk..."

Himeko shook her head helplessly. Knowing the headmaster as she did, if there weren't other people around, this guy would probably be crying and making a scene on the ground right now.

(Seriously, is this even reasonable? These days even Herrscher can find boyfriends and date, so why can't I? Damn it, the more I think about it, the angrier I get. Reality really is just a terrible game.)

Thinking of this, Himeko raised her hand and broke off the neck of the beer bottle, then tilted her head back and gulped down all the beer in one go.

Perhaps someone should reflect on why they can't find a boyfriend.

"Duck Duck, you and Kiana go to the St. Freya Academy first. Mei and I have some things to do, we'll be there shortly."

After discussing it with Theresa, Bai Ge sent Bronya and Kiana ahead of him to the St. Freya Academy.

"Oh? Is there something wrong that prevents us from going together?"

"Idiot Kiana, don't forget that these two still have a home in Changkong City. They must have things to pack up."

"Oh, I see. You two should come over quickly, we'll check out the new school for you first."

"Yes, Mei and I will arrive tomorrow."

After making the agreement, Bai Ge temporarily parted ways with the two women. However, he didn't actually have any luggage to pack. He simply had a debt that he needed to settle with a certain female fox before he could leave.

Herrscher of Thunder Mei said she could help.

However, Bai Ge rejected him.

"He's just a self-important clown. There's no need for you to do anything personally, my Queen... Just wait for me to come back at home. You also need to make some preparations, right?"

"Hmph, then don't keep me waiting too long."

With her arms crossed Herrscher of Thunder Mei remained aloof and spoke, her demeanor prompting one to wonder... how long could this Queen's arrogance and domineering presence last?

Bai Ge glanced again at the coordinates of a certain female fox's base that Bronya had given him beforehand.

"Wash your neck and wait, Cocolia."

The moment Bai Ge finished speaking, his body vanished from the spot. Immediately afterward, an invisible figure, undetectable by any detector, was rapidly approaching a certain base of Anti-Entropy.

At this moment, inside the base of the Anti-Entropy Executive.

Cocolia sat there looking ugly.

"Damn it! You're utterly useless!"

She gained absolutely nothing from this Third Honkai Eruption; instead, she lost a bunch of Titan Mecha, and the total amount of money she lost exceeded that of Raiden Ryoma.

She will definitely be targeted by the conservatives within Anti-Entropy, and the radicals she belongs to may not protect her either.

In this world, people can bite more than dogs.

Cocolia knew perfectly well that countless eyes were watching her current position; the way she chose to climb the ladder meant she was destined to never gain true allies.

Everyone is in a relationship of mutual exploitation. Once she loses her usefulness and means of protecting herself, she is destined to be devoured without a trace.

She wanted power and authority, but power and authority are like a mountain that you can only climb higher and higher. You either reach the top or you fall down. There is no third possibility.

The higher you climb, the more likely you are to fall and be shattered to pieces.

Especially someone like Cocolia, there is absolutely no chance of a good ending after failure. After all, although her heart is black, she is undoubtedly a beauty.

Countless people are eyeing this female fox, hoping to take over her body after her downfall.

"Hmph! Those trash think they Cocolia? Ridiculous. Although we lost a Titan Unit and didn't get the Herrscher, we found other gains... As long as we lie low for a while, everything will be fine."

Cocolia glanced at her desk, where a black document had a white snake with its head and tail intertwined printed on the cover.

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