Ron's current symptoms could basically be summed up in one sentence: "My reading speed was too fast. By the time I realized what I was reading, it was already too late."
That was right. This eleven-hour-long piece of garbage was the infamous "Star Core Rescue," and it was even the director's cut.
Although the film was eleven hours long, anyone who had downloaded movies knew that the download time did not depend on the movie's runtime. It depended on the internet speed.
In Ron's case, that meant it depended on his thinking speed. Unfortunately, his mind really was fast. An eleven-hour film transferred in just a few minutes.
As a result, he swallowed an enormous amount of shit in an extremely short time. His sturdy worldview kept him from turning into a frenzied maggot in a sea of filth. Instead, he sank straight to the bottom.
When Hal returned, he found Ron sitting blankly in a chair while Oliver stood nearby with a helpless expression.
Hal took a deep breath. Bruce, who had been sitting nearby, sprang up and ran, but unfortunately, he was too slow.
With a wave of Hal's hand, Bruce was dragged back. A green hamster wheel appeared out of thin air in midair—the speed with which Hal constructed one from Green Lantern energy showed just how practiced he was—and Bruce was tossed into it with a whoosh.
Inside the hamster cage, Bruce shouted for Clark and Diana to save him, but both said there was nothing they could do. If they spoke up for Bruce now, they might get thrown in too.
Ron lay there limp for an entire night before he barely recovered. The first thing he did after recovering was curse Bruce out.
Now he finally understood why, when he had first arrived at