You Want Me to Be a Primordial Helper, But I Created and Destroyed All Realms?!
Chapter 30

Shocking! The Treasures of the Three Races Were Played with by Him Like Marbles?

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When Ancestor Dragon, Primordial Phoenix, and Primordial Kirin, the three patriarchs, personally named Lin Shen to give him treasures that would make even Grand Unity Golden Immortals' eyes turn red.

The atmosphere on Kunlun Mountain's peak instantly became delicate.

Tongtian Jiaozhu had originally worn a stern face, holding no good impression of these three troublemakers.

But upon hearing that all these treasures were for his precious disciple, his expression immediately changed.

He stroked his chin, glancing sideways at the gift boxes, thinking gleefully: These three old guys know what's good for them! They know if they want to pass, they have to win over our little darling first!

Yuanshi Tianzun remained solemn and dignified, but the slight upward curve of his lips betrayed his current mood.

He secretly thought: Hmph, finally learned some manners. They know they made a mistake and need to show sincerity. While these things aren't much to my taste, they'll do as toys for my disciple.

The Grand Pure One Laozi stroked his beard, smiling without speaking.

Everything was within his grasp.

Meanwhile, our protagonist Lin Shen was currently squatting on the ground, holding the "Gengjin Dao Mark Sword," which he had bragged was an Innate Spiritual Treasure, and diligently drawing little turtles in the dirt.

He had no idea what "Myriad Dragons Paying Homage Chart," "Phoenix Tree Heart," or "Earth Fetal Membrane" meant.

But when he saw the treasure light radiating and colorful clouds swirling from the gift boxes held by the elders, his eyes immediately lit up.

Wow!

So many shiny things!

They look super fun!

He dropped the twig in his hand and, with his short legs, scampered towards the pile of gifts with a "pitter-patter."

The hearts of the three patriarchs leaped into their throats.

They stared nervously at the small figure, afraid that if he got displeased, he would reject all these gifts.

Lin Shen reached the pile of gifts, curiously tiptoed, and extended his chubby little hand to poke the box containing the ten thousand "Sea Calming Divine Pearls."

"Ee-yah?"

He turned to look at Ancestor Dragon, his big eyes full of curiosity.

Are these shiny beads marbles? Can I play with them?

Ancestor Dragon had no idea what he was thinking, only seeing that the little fellow was interested in his gift, and was instantly overjoyed.

"If Junior Brother likes them, these Divine Pearls are all yours!"

Lin Shen was ecstatic upon hearing this.

He directly embraced the giant treasure box, but lost his grip—

"Crash!"

Ten thousand Sea Calming Divine Pearls, each imbued with pure water laws, rolled out.

The entire peak of Kunlun Mountain was instantly covered in blue, sparkling "glass marbles."

Lin Shen looked at the "marbles" all over the ground, clapping his hands and stomping his feet with joy.

He plopped right into the middle of them, grabbed two handfuls, and collided them against each other like playing with sand, making crisp "ding-ding-dang-dang" sounds.

Seeing this scene, Ancestor Dragon and the Dragon Clan elders behind him had their eye corners twitching wildly.

Oh, heavens!

Those were the Sea Calming Divine Pearls! Each one was a top-tier Innate Spiritual Treasure, the accumulation of their Dragon Clan for countless years!

And now they were being played with like marbles?

Ancestor Dragon felt his heart bleeding.

But on his face, he still had to force a smile that looked worse than crying.

"Heh heh... As long as Junior Brother likes them, likes them..."

After playing with the marbles for a while, Lin Shen was attracted by the box containing the "Phoenix Tree Heart" next to it.

Inside the box, a palm-sized, emerald-green, heart-shaped crystal lay quietly.

An extremely dense Yimu fragrance emanated from it.

Lin Shen's true form was the Innate Ginseng Spiritual Root, and he had a natural affinity for the scent of Yimu Essence.

He leaned closer, extending his little nose to sniff it deeply.

So fragrant!

It smells delicious!

He stuck out his little tongue and licked the "Phoenix Tree Heart."

Primordial Phoenix and the Phoenix Clan elders behind her had their hearts in their throats.

That was the heart of the Phoenix Divine Wood! The very foundation of their Phoenix Clan's habitat!

And it was licked just like that?

After licking it, Lin Shen smacked his lips, finding the taste good, sweet and refreshing.

He opened his small mouth, intending to gnaw on the "Phoenix Tree Heart" like a piece of candy.

"Absolutely not!"

Primordial Phoenix was so terrified that her face turned ashen, and she almost blurted it out.

The energy contained within the Phoenix Tree Heart was immense. Let alone an infant, even a Grand Unity Golden Immortal wouldn't dare to swallow it whole like that!

However, before she could finish speaking, she was met with a cold glare from Yuanshi Tianzun that forced her to stop.

Yuanshi Tianzun spoke coldly, "If my disciple wants to eat it, he can eat it. What's stopping him?"

His tone was incredibly domineering.

It was as if he were saying, forget a piece of Phoenix Tree Heart, even you, Primordial Phoenix, if my disciple wanted to eat you, you'd have to obediently wash yourself clean and lie down!

Primordial Phoenix was so rebuffed that she couldn't utter a single word. She could only watch helplessly as Lin Shen hugged the Phoenix Tree Heart, which was larger than his head, and left a row of tiny teeth marks on it as if he were biting into an apple.

After a couple of bites, Lin Shen found it a little too hard and not very tasty.

So, he casually tossed the treasure, which could drive all the plant spirits in the Primordial World mad, aside.

Then, he ran off to examine the "Earth Fetal Membrane" gifted by the Primordial Kirin.

The Earth Fetal Membrane looked like a thick yellow blanket and felt soft and comfortable to the touch.

Lin Shen immediately rolled around on it, then wrapped himself up, and started playing "hide-and-seek."

The Primordial Kirin and the Kirin elders behind him were dumbfounded.

That was the Earth Fetal Membrane! A treasure that suppressed the destiny of their entire race!

And now it had become a child's bedsheet?

The three old ancestors watched as their clan's treasure was treated as a toy and wantonly played with by Lin Shen, their hearts filled with mixed emotions.

Did they feel heartache?

They were heartbroken to death!

But did they dare to say a single word of refusal?

No!

They even had to force smiles, afraid that this little ancestor might not be happy.

"Hahaha! Good! Very good!"

Tongtian Jiaozhu watched Lin Shen play with such joy and clapped his hands in laughter.

He walked to the pile of gifts and waved his hand, collecting all the treasures.

Then, he patted the three old ancestors on the shoulders with an expression that said, "You know what's good for you."

"Not bad! Considering your sincerity, all those previous trivial matters are now forgiven!"

"Behave yourselves from now on and don't cause any more trouble! Otherwise, it won't just be toys you'll be offering!"

Tongtian Jiaozhu's words were blunt.

But the three old ancestors listened as if they had received a great pardon, and quickly nodded and bowed.

"Yes! We shall heed Daoist Brother's teachings!"

"We will definitely restrain our clansmen from now on and never dare to act rashly again!"

A meeting that could have overturned the primordial world's balance, a plea for forgiveness, concluded in this somewhat comical atmosphere.

The three clan ancestors, along with their elders, left Kunlun Mountain in a daze.

When they arrived, they were the overlords of the Primordial World.

When they left, they had become mere "subordinates" at the foot of Kunlun Mountain.

They knew that from this day forward, the heavens of the Primordial World had completely changed.

It was no longer an era of contention among the three tribes.

It was the era of Kunlun Mountain's sole dominance!

And all of this stemmed from that infant still playing with marbles.

After the three clan ancestors left, Tongtian Jiaozhu piled all the collected treasures in front of Lin Shen.

"Good disciple, look! These will all be your toys from now on!"

"Play with whichever one you like! If you break it, Master will go and snatch another one for you!"

Tongtian Jiaozhu declared with great bravado.

Yuanshi Tianzun frowned slightly from the side and corrected him, "Third Brother, do not speak nonsense. These spiritual treasures cannot all be treated as toys."

He stepped forward and began to sort the spiritual treasures into categories.

"This Myriad Dragons Paying Homage Chart can evolve into a water world, perfect for placing in your palace as a landscape pond."

"This Phoenix Tree Heart has too concentrated Yimu Essence. Eating it directly would be bad for you. I will refine it and integrate it into your Hundred Herb Garden, which can increase the age of the spiritual herbs there by a hundred thousand years."

"This Earth Fetal Membrane, spread on your little bed, can help you sleep soundly and stabilize your Dao Foundation."

Yuanshi Tianzun had made the purpose of each treasure crystal clear.

Although he said they couldn't be treated as toys, in reality, everything revolved around Lin Shen.

Lin Shen watched his masters busy themselves for him, his heart warming.

It felt so good to have masters!

Just then, the Grand Pure One Laozi, who had been silent, twitched his brow slightly.

He raised his head, his deep gaze sweeping towards the endless void beyond Kunlun Mountain.

"Hmm?"

"Another guest has arrived."

"This guest's weight is far greater than the sum of the previous three."

For the first time, the Grand Pure One Laozi's voice carried a hint of solemnity.

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