Honkai Star Rail & Genshin Impact: Unveiling the Three Protagonists
Chapter 32

WC, You Really Transmigrated!

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Sparkle, who had been completely drained by several Xianzhou people, made finding Xing to resign her first priority upon waking up.

Sparkle shoved open the train door and shouted at Xing, who was sitting on the sofa wearing a fake beard and glasses, pretending to be a successful businessman. "Little Gray, I quit this dirty job!"

As if he had known she would come looking for him, Xing calmly pulled out a string of tickets. "You can leave, but the tickets you messed up... you'll have to pay me back."

[Silver Wolf: How many did she mess up?]

[Fu Hua: Damn gacha games!]

[Bronya (Honkai Impact): Bronya understands Class President's feelings. The pain of saving up hard-earned pulls only to lose the 50/50...]

[Silver Wolf: Yeah, the feeling of hitting hard pity...]

[Kiana: Lose the 50/50? Don't those game banners only feature the rate-up characters? And isn't it easy to get them in two or three pulls? Wait, you mean you can get other characters too?!]

[Silver Wolf / Bronya (Honkai Impact): Shut up, Lucky Dog!]

Sparkle was stunned by the string of tickets in Xing's hand. How was she supposed to pay back that many?

Seeing the tickets Xing had pulled out, Sparkle knew she couldn't afford to compensate him, so she decided to back down. If she couldn't quit, at least she could try to get some more benefits.

Sparkle gave an awkward smile and threatened Xing. "Without me, can your team composition really handle it?"

Xing didn't care about Sparkle's threat. "If you won't do the job, there are plenty who will."

As he spoke, he gestured to several Energy Recharge Characters beside him who clearly didn't fit the aesthetic of this world.

"Hey! We eat more lawsuits than beans around here!"

Cool Tea... (another premium transition)

"This is a dream... this has to be a dream." Sparkle sat alone on a chair. Now, drained and no longer joyful, she was as numb as a low-level employee of the Interastral Peace Corporation. Her world had turned black and white, devoid of any other color...

[Sand Gold: @Xing, miss, seeing you squeeze a Masked Fool dry like this is truly an eye-opener! Why not join the Corporation? Trust me, the Corporation would suit you perfectly.]

[Xing: What's the pay?]

[March 7th: Are you actually considering joining?!]

[Sand Gold: Based on my calculations, with your abilities, reaching P20 after a few missions wouldn't be hard. If you have the "talent" shown in that video, you could even become a Branch Manager within ten years.]

[Xing: Don't feed me empty promises. If you've got the guts, send me a hundred thousand to show your sincerity. PS: Attached is my Interastral Peace Corporation account.]

[Sand Gold: Alright, sent it over.]

Xing picked up his phone and saw the notification: Credit Points transfer received.

"Holy crap! He actually transferred it!"

[Sand Gold: So, did you get it?]

[March 7th: You didn't actually transfer it, did you?]

[Xing: A mere hundred thousand? If you've got the guts, send another hundred thousand.]

[Sand Gold: Deal.]

[March 7th: Can't you see she's just trying to scam you?!]

[Old Sampo: Boohoo, why doesn't Old Sampo ever meet such nice people...]

Ding! Credit Points transfer received.

"Whoohoo~ Another one."

March 7th sidled over, a little envious but also a bit worried as she watched Xing get Credit Points for doing nothing.

"Xing, isn't this a bit wrong?"

"What's wrong? He gave it to me willingly."

"But this..." March 7th was still uneasy, but before she could finish, Xing cut her off.

"March~" Xing said earnestly to March 7th. "Weren't you eyeing that limited-edition camera before?"

"Ca-camera!"

"It's a limited edition..."

"Limited edition..."

"Yeah, it might go out of production soon."

"Out of production..." Xing's words echoed in March 7th's ears like a devil's whisper, constantly tempting her...

Just as March 7th was about to give in, Himeko walked over.

"Xing, that's not right."

Like a mother teaching her child, Himeko lectured Xing and March 7th. Of course, it would have been better if she could ignore the two cups of coffee emitting black smoke in her hands.

"If you don't behave, have a cup of coffee to calm down."

With that, Himeko placed the two cups of coffee on the table in front of them.

Xing and March 7th stared at the coffee. In a daze, the two cups seemed to come alive, tempting them to drink. "Drink me, drink me, give me your soul..."

Between coffee and Credit Points, Xing made her choice quickly.

[Stelle: Sorry, I'm not planning to switch jobs right now.]

[Sand Gold: Hahaha~ No worries, you don't have to pay that money back either. Consider it a friendly gesture.]

Suddenly, Sparkle thought of something and jerked her head up.

"Ah! I might be in Penacony's Dream Pool."

With that, Sparkle decisively slapped herself.

Slap!

The moment her palm met her cheek, Sparkle sat up straight from the Dream Pool.

Looking around at the scene, so different from before, Sparkle burst into laughter.

"Haha, hahaha, hahahaha~"

Still laughing, Sparkle walked toward the door.

"That prank was vicious, Little Gray. When I catch you, I'll make you suffer! (╬◣д◢)"

Just as Sparkle was plotting how to torment Stelle in her mind, a voice from the next room cut off her train of thought.

"Suffering sounds fun~ I like it. ?(????ω????)?"

Sparkle flung the door open and saw Stelle sitting on the toilet, exclaiming, "Again!? Σ(°Д°)!?"

Unfazed by being caught, Stelle propped her chin on her hands and calmly greeted Sparkle, "Hey~ You've been off for 15.8 seconds. Time to get back to the train and work!"

[Himeko: Eyes off, eyes off. Gentlemen in the livestream room, please be decent...]

[Otto: Don't worry, my heart belongs only to Kallen. I have no interest in anyone else.]

[Old Yang: Really? I don't buy it, unless you gouge your eyes out.]

[Lumine: @Stelle, seriously, aren't you embarrassed? Three worlds' worth of people watching you use the bathroom!]

[Stelle: But don't you think this pose is cool?]

[Kiana: Sitting on a toilet is a bit weird, yeah, but the pose is pretty cool.]

[Bronya (Honkai Impact): In games, that pose is usually for the big bad behind the scenes.]

[Sparkle: Oh, so Little Gray's gonna turn into some big villain?]

[Stelle: No way. I'm system-certified as the protagonist, a straight-up good guy.]

[March 7th: Stop, stop, stop! How did we get onto this? That's not the point!]

[March 7th: @Stelle, seriously, aren't you embarrassed?]

[Stelle: Eh~ Whatever, it's all pixelated anyway, so nothing's showing.]

[March 7th: That's still embarrassing, you know...]

[Himeko: Looks like I need to teach this kid some common sense...]

(Thanks to "Cube Knight Wu," "...", and "Spring Festival Night" for their love-powered donations.)

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