The Ninja Who Just Wants to Be a Househusband in the Nasuverse
Chapter 41

All I Want as a Ninja Is to Live Off Women in Type-Moon

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Don't think so far ahead. Help me solve my virginity crisis first! This woman is too strong—I won't be able to hold her off without activating Cursed Seal Mode!

Higashino Kanade clung to the pillar with all his strength, while Luvia used reinforcement magecraft at full force to strengthen her body. Spiderweb-like cracks had already appeared across the solid stone pillar under their struggle.

Host, I know what you are worried about. If you fear that after leaving this world, you will never see Miss Luvia again and will have wasted her life, rest assured. This system will let you meet again in the future.

There's such a good thing?

Higashino Kanade loosened his grip considerably in his excitement, only to be captured by Luvia on the spot. She picked him up and ran straight out of the Clock Tower.

On the matter of establishing a ninja village, this system stands on the same side as you, Host. The more wives you have and the more descendants you produce, the faster this system's mission will be completed.

Are you forcing me to become a scumbag?

Higashino Kanade was both annoyed and amused. Then he asked in his heart, Tell me, how are you arranging for us to meet in the future? If we only meet after Human Order Incineration, my child with Sister Shiki could already be a Master by then.

It will not take that long. As for how it will be arranged, that is confidential.

That's no fun. Just tell me. It's not like it'll cost you a piece of flesh.

This system refuses to answer. If the Host learns the answer, it will greatly affect the Host's future. The consequences are unknown.

...Fine. I hope you're not lying to me.

The weight in Higashino Kanade's heart finally lifted, and a relieved smile appeared on his face.

Although he did not know the system's true purpose, it had indeed said something beneficial to him.

Looking at Luvia, who was running wildly with him in her arms, Higashino Kanade reached out and gave the soft flesh at her waist a fierce pinch. The pain made Luvia loosen her grip and put him down.

Luvia's wrestling skills were professional-level. Since she exercised regularly, there was practically no excess fat on her body, and her figure was unbelievably perfect.

The small patch of softness at her waist was only because, as a white woman, she was naturally a little fuller than Asians. It was beyond her control.

That feels amazing~

Higashino Kanade sighed inwardly. Compared to Sister Shiki, Luvia was fuller, while the former was slim and graceful. Each had her own charms.

"Gasp—"

Luvia clutched the flesh Higashino Kanade had pinched at her waist, tears glinting at the corners of her eyes. With one trembling hand, she pointed at him and declared in an incomparably domineering tone, "Uchiha, you cannot escape! Even if you run to the ends of the earth, I will send someone to drag you back!"

This time, Higashino Kanade did not dodge. Instead, he walked straight up to Luvia and gently embraced her beneath her utterly astonished gaze.

"I understand how you feel. I will not run away from it. Actually, I kind of like you too."

Higashino Kanade's movements were incredibly gentle, and his tone was unusually tender. It was as though he were cherishing a work of art, making Luvia, who was often put in her place by him, feel that none of it was real, as if she were dreaming.

Luvia stood there in a daze for quite a while before tentatively reaching out and poking Higashino Kanade's face.

Soft and warm. This was real!

"Am I dreaming? Uchiha actually hugged me first. Isn't this too wonderful?"

Luvia's body grew hot, and her mind turned hazy.

Although Luvia usually looked bold and uninhibited, she was a virgin with absolutely no experience in love. She merely talked a big game.

Luvia was still immersed in Higashino Kanade's tenderness when he had already released her and pulled away. After a light cough, he said, "Luvia, I know you like me, but there are some things I need to make clear. First, I will not give up my fiancée. Second, after I leave, it will probably be a long time before we meet again. If you can accept those two points, then keep pursuing me. Maybe one day, I will truly fall in love with you."

Although Higashino Kanade had not known Luvia for long, they had gone through quite a lot together. It would have been a lie to say he had not been moved by this beautiful girl who had boldly pursued him all this time.

However, Higashino Kanade understood very clearly that his feelings for Luvia were probably beyond friendship but not yet love, not much different from how he felt about Ryougi Shiki.

Higashino Kanade did not want to betray Luvia's feelings, but neither did he want to rashly commit to a relationship. Taking things slowly and nurturing their feelings was the best choice for now.

"Uchiha, do you want to have your feet in two boats? How shameless! If you could marry two wives, would you want me and your fiancée to serve you together?" Luvia looked at Higashino Kanade resentfully, like a girl whose feelings had been deceived by a heartless man.

"If I could, I would!"

Higashino Kanade did not want to be hypocritical. If he liked someone, he liked her; if he did not, he did not. If Ryougi Shiki did not mind, he would not care about marrying a few more women.

"I am that kind of scumbag. I do not want to give up any girl I like. You are all my wings. Now that you have seen my true face, it is not too late to regret it." Higashino Kanade patted his chest and said it with complete righteousness.

If he was going to be scum, he would be scum openly!

Luvia reached out and pulled Higashino Kanade into her arms, gently rubbing her face against his smooth hair. Her smile was sweet. "I like you exactly like this. I am a Magus, not an ordinary person. Why would I care how many wives you have? As long as you love me, that is enough."

"You... What is so good about me?"

Higashino Kanade did not know whether to laugh or cry. Even after he had put it so plainly, Luvia still refused to give up. He could only accept his fate.

With her little face flushed red, Luvia breathed hot air into Higashino Kanade's ear and asked shyly, "Since we have confirmed our relationship, when are we going to have children? Your bloodline is so powerful. Our child will definitely achieve great things in the future."

"I really overestimated you."

Higashino Kanade pushed Luvia away irritably. Under her baffled gaze, he said speechlessly, "I only gave you a chance to pursue me. I have not agreed to be your boyfriend yet. Besides, I am only twelve this year. We can consider having children after I become an adult."

"Eh—" Luvia looked confused and unwilling. The meat that had reached her mouth had just flown away?

Higashino Kanade patted his Red Cloud Robe, turned and took a few steps, then stopped. Looking back, he urged her unhappily, "What are you waiting for? Weren't we going on a date? Clean up and let's go."

"Okay, okay."

Luvia hurriedly followed after him, her face once again filled with a happy smile.

In her heart, it was a lie to say she did not mind how many wives Higashino Kanade had. However, since he had not married yet, she still had a chance to cut in and become the principal wife.

Just wait, Uchiha's fiancée. Your man will be mine sooner or later.

Luvia swore to herself.

P.S. He had finally taken this step... His feelings were complicated.

Date ### Higashino Kanade and Luvia spent quite a while preparing before they finally left without worry after lunch.

Luvia changed into a blue lace dress, tying her golden spiral curls into twin tails with blue ribbons. She had also changed into pure white fitted stockings that accentuated her snow-white thighs. She looked especially mature, noble, and beautiful, so much so that even an old pervert like Higashino Kanade could not help praising her repeatedly.

"Kanade, wear this bracelet."

Luvia took out a bracelet set with white diamonds from her pocket. Its craftsmanship was exquisite and beautiful, and it was obviously extremely valuable.

"This is a Mage's Garment my father prepared for me. It can resist attacks such as curses. London does not have the Clock Tower's barrier against curses, so it can protect you."

Luvia took Higashino Kanade's right hand and spoke as she tried to put it on him herself.

Ever since Higashino Kanade had expressed his feelings, Luvia had become even more intimate with him. Now, she was directly calling him by his name.

"What about you? There are plenty of people after your head too, right? What will you do if you give something this good to me?" Higashino Kanade examined the gorgeous bracelet.

"You do not need to worry about that. This bracelet comes in a pair. The other one is here." Luvia raised her left hand, and there was indeed an identical bracelet on it.

Seeing that Luvia had a protective item as well, Higashino Kanade did not stand on ceremony. After thanking her, he used it immediately. He truly was rather wary of the bizarre curses in this world.

"Now that you are wearing my bracelet, do you not think we look more like a couple?"

Luvia took Higashino Kanade's right hand and swayed it beneath the sun. The two bracelets reflected a captivating glow.

"Get lost! You are my tool right now, so please recognize your place." Higashino Kanade coldly pulled back his hand. Luvia was far too enthusiastic, making him a little unaccustomed to it.

To protect Higashino Kanade's safety, Luvia directly had her servants send over a modified black luxury car to pick them up.

The car was spacious and even came with a refrigerator filled with all kinds of drinks.

Higashino Kanade opened a bottle of soda for himself, then lay back in the comfortable seat and closed his eyes contentedly to rest.

It had to be said, ordinary people really could not imagine the happiness of the rich. Even traveling came with so many pleasures. Was this how the younger generation lived? He loved it.

"By the way, Luvia, tell me about curses. I remember that during my time at the Clock Tower, I was never attacked by curses. Instead, a few weak Magi tried to assassinate me directly." Higashino Kanade turned to look at Luvia, who was seated across from him.

"Kanade, do not underestimate curses. Although the Age of Gods has long passed, and modern curses cannot directly control a person's fate as they did in that era, they can still make you fall ill from thousands of miles away, then weaken and kill you."

Luvia raised one finger and explained seriously like a teacher, "Modern curses generally require a medium, which can be an enemy's True Name or a part of their body."

"To prevent attacks from outside magecraft factions, the Clock Tower generally has powerful barriers protecting the Magi inside from external curses. The reason you were not attacked by curses within the Clock Tower was simply because of its barrier. You must be extremely careful once you are outside."

"I see." A smile could not help appearing at the corner of Higashino Kanade's lips.

Part of the reason Higashino Kanade had not suffered from curses during this time was the Clock Tower's protective barrier. The other part was that Higashino Kanade had been operating under a false name.

Ever since coming to this world, Higashino Kanade had never revealed his True Name. Protected by the false name Uchiha Kanade, he had avoided much harm. As expected, having an alias was extremely useful.

However, though Higashino Kanade smiled, his vigilance toward curses had already been raised to the maximum. He decided that from now on, he would properly dispose of the hair he shed and the nail clippings he cut every day. Before leaving this world, he could not give those assassins any opportunity.

Fifteen minutes later, the luxury car stopped in front of Karnak, London's largest department store.

Higashino Kanade followed Luvia out of the car and arrived at Karnak's entrance, where a large "Closed for Business" sign hung on the glass doors.

"What bad luck." Higashino Kanade shrugged helplessly.

Luvia wore a confident smile instead. Taking Higashino Kanade by the arm, she ignored the words "Closed for Business" and pushed the door open.

"This..."

Just as Higashino Kanade was about to ask why, a bodyguard in black approached and gave Luvia a slight bow. "Young Lady, as ordered, we have cleared everyone out of Karnak. The official explanation is that it is undergoing renovations."

"Very good. Go stand guard. Do not let a single Magus enter."

"Yes!"

The bodyguard in black quickly left.

Luvia glanced at Higashino Kanade. Seeing his dumbfounded expression, she chuckled and said, "Karnak's former owner was a Magus. The people from the Department of Law and Politics took him away some time ago, so I took the opportunity to acquire his assets. What do you think? If you like it, I can give it to you."

Luvia spoke casually, not treating this department store worth several hundred million as anything important, as though she were saying: Look! This is the kingdom I conquered for you.

"Hmph! Do you think I am the kind of man who likes money? Do not think you can buy my soul with filthy money."

Higashino Kanade sounded extremely resolute, but Luvia saw right through his stubborn act.

"As long as you marry into my Edelfelt Family, you will gain wealth a hundred times greater than Karnak's. What do you say? Are you tempted to abandon your wife and child and turn toward the light?" Luvia smiled like a demon tempting people's hearts, just short of telling him to get into her bowl.

"Damn rich people, corrupting my resolve!"

Higashino Kanade turned away disdainfully. He had nearly been swayed by the wonderful future Luvia described.

But Higashino Kanade aspired to be a real man who could live off women with dignity. How could he possibly submit to a woman's money and sell his soul and body to this female demon?

"I am telling you, you may be richer than me right now, but you cannot be richer than me forever. When we meet again in the future, it will be my turn to crush you with the power of money."

"Oh~ Really? I will wait and see."

Luvia patted Higashino Kanade's head with the attitude of humoring a child. She did not believe that Higashino Kanade, who currently relied on her for food, clothing, shelter, and transportation, could ever turn things around and become the master.

Just wait.

Higashino Kanade secretly made up his mind. Once he returned to his original world, he would ask Ryougi Shiki's Father to acquire several future internet giants—Facebook, Amazon, Google, Penguin, all of them would end up in his bowl.

If the Ryougi Family had money, that meant Higashino Kanade had money. He only needed to be a hands-off owner and wait to inherit the family business.

Higashino Kanade checked the time. It was exactly two in the afternoon.

"Luvia, you only have three hours for this date. Once the time is up, I need to go handle my own business."

"What! Why only three hours? Three hours are not even enough to buy a few outfits!"

Luvia, who had just been teasing Higashino Kanade, immediately turned pale with shock. Then she hugged one of his arms and shook it back and forth, pleading, "Stay out all night. Just one night."

"I hate women who drag things out. Four hours at most. The Clock Tower library is still waiting for me."

"Okay, okay, Kanade is the best."

Luvia happily grabbed one of Higashino Kanade's hands and, like an unfettered little bird, led him through the empty department store.

P.S. Third update!

Olga Marie's Demon ### Over the next four hours, Luvia took Higashino Kanade through nearly all of Karnak.

Higashino Kanade also upheld the professional spirit of a freeloader, accompanying Luvia for a long time like a real boyfriend. He commented on several outfits she changed into, and Luvia also forcibly dragged him into fitting rooms to try on several expensive suits of men's clothing.

Of course, they did plenty of intimate things as well. For example, right now, Higashino Kanade was feeding Luvia spoonful after spoonful of sundae. Luvia licked the spoon like a kitten, then, still unsatisfied, licked Higashino Kanade's fingers a few more times.

Incidentally, the people serving them were all Luvia's retainers. Who knew why these muscular men in black could make sundaes, but they tasted quite good.

"Kanade, here."

Luvia pointed to the corner of her lips, where a little ice cream was stuck.

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