The More You Think About It, the More Terrifying It Becomes!

"My foolish teacher?"

In an office somewhere in Hogwarts Castle, Old Wizard Fiennes sat with a napkin meticulously tied around his neck, knife and fork in hand, looking at Anton in confusion.

"Yes." Anton glanced at the spider legs on the table and whistled. "They're grilled well."

"Caw, caw, caw..." The Old Wizard laughed hoarsely. "That's thanks to your Happy Barbecue Charm. It has filled my journey toward enjoying fine food with happiness."

"But you can't tell Hagrid."

Clearly, these were Acromantula legs. Fiennes was incredible—he had actually thought to eat something like this.

And they smelled delicious.

Anton's nose twitched as he took another deep breath.

Wow~

He could practically smell their springy, delectable flavor. Licking his lips, he asked, "How do they compare to lobster?"

Fiennes rolled his eyes, leaned back, and wrapped both arms protectively around his plate. "This is my midnight snack, understand? Your elderly teacher's midnight snack! These delicacies are all I have to see me through the rest of my life!"

Anton grinned. "Split it with me!"

The Old Wizard's resurrected body looked middle-aged, and with the terrifyingly vigorous life force inside him, he could probably live another two hundred years without a problem.

What was more, he was a top-tier Potion Master. Yet after being resurrected, all he did every day was eat. On weekends, he even traveled around the world.

That carefree retired lifestyle made Anton jealous.

Damn it!

He should never have used "the beauty of life" to fool the Old Wizard back then. He should have told him more about how "striving is life in bloom."

"Impossible!" The Old Wizard immediately panicked, looking as though Anton were demanding his life.

"Caw, caw, caw..."

Anton slowly raised three fingers. "Three legs, or I'll go tell Hagrid right now!"

"I never should