Douluo Diary: Qian Renxue is Broken!
Chapter 44

Douluo Version Tsukuyomi, Yu Xiaogang's Journey Through Castration

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Alright, that was more or less sorted out.

This way, I wouldn't have any psychological burden when it came to castrating Yu Xiaogang.

Let me think—how should I castrate Yu Xiaogang? Why not fulfill the wishes of all those netizens first? Castrate him before anything else?

Then it was decided. Yu Xiaogang would first experience the joy of castration. There would be dozens, even hundreds of times, so there was plenty of room to get creative.

Wei Feng straightened up.

His dream-weaving ability began to activate.

Through the video function of the Diary Instance, The Women witnessed everything from start to finish.

Seeing Wei Feng finally begin to act,

every one of them let out a long sigh of relief.

The pent-up resentment in their hearts finally seemed to have been released.

"Quick, Wei Feng, stop dragging your feet!"

"Kill that scum Yu Xiaogang once first and let us vent!"

In all sorts of places, many women urged him on in their hearts.

As they watched the dream begin to change,

they were amazed on one hand by the wonder of Wei Feng's ability.

On the other, they were all looking forward to Yu Xiaogang properly tasting the bitter fruits of his actions under Wei Feng's torment.

However...

Just as they were filled with anticipation,

the dream Wei Feng had woven paused slightly.

Watching the dream suddenly come to a halt, The Women all wore strange expressions.

Wei Feng, what are you trying to pull now?!

Since he had already decided on castration, simply letting Yu Xiaogang be castrated would be far too easy.

Let me think. I seem to remember an ability called "Tsukuyomi" from that anime Naruto. Back then, Kakashi was stabbed by Itachi in an illusion for three days and three nights.

Why not take advantage of this dream-weaving and let Yu Xiaogang experience a Douluo version of Tsukuyomi too?

Castrating him for three days and three nights should be pretty interesting, right?

The Women: "..."

They had thought Wei Feng had suddenly changed his mind.

They had thought that, despite getting ready for it, they would not get to see Yu Xiaogang castrated.

But with this sudden update from the Diary Instance,

and Wei Feng's sudden burst of imagination,

they abruptly came to their senses.

Wei Feng...

was he the reincarnation of a devil?

As much as they longed to see Yu Xiaogang tortured,

upon seeing Wei Feng's sudden idea, they roughly understood what this so-called "Douluo version" of Tsukuyomi meant.

Three days and three nights of castration.

After this dream, wouldn't Yu Xiaogang be left with lifelong psychological trauma? I really am a genius. For the Honorary Elder of our Spirit Hall, letting him experience an ability similar to one from another world should count as taking good care of him.

It was settled, then. Yu Xiaogang would experience the Douluo version of Tsukuyomi and thoroughly enjoy his journey through castration.

The Diary Instance updated once more.

As Wei Feng made these decisions, the dream-weaving that had paused began changing again.

Yu Xiaogang felt that he had had a very strange dream.

He had been bent over a desk writing in Shrek Academy.

Then, several Heaven Dou soldiers clad in armor suddenly burst in.

"What do you want?" Yu Xiaogang shouted.

The leading soldier's expression was cold as he snorted. "By order of Xue Ye, Yu Xiaogang has disregarded ethics and morality. He is hereby sentenced to castration!"

"Impossible!"

Yu Xiaogang shouted frantically.

The Heaven Dou soldiers gave Yu Xiaogang no chance to resist.

They seized him and dragged him outside.

As he was taken away from Shrek Academy, he saw many people from the academy staring at him with disgust.

Yu Xiaogang struggled wildly in the Heaven Dou soldiers' grasp.

"Look, Yu Xiaogang is going to be castrated."

"Pah! I heard Yu Xiaogang is a complete hypocrite. Xue Ye was absolutely furious after learning about his filthy past."

"He deserves it. Someone like him should be castrated. That harmful little thing of his should be cut flat. Let this bastard learn what happens to something so lowly!"

Gossip and abuse endlessly filled his ears.

Yu Xiaogang's face turned waxy yellow. Before he could protest,

the scene before his eyes changed the next second.

Within the deep, secluded palace grounds, three enormous characters were written upon a plaque: "Castration Chamber."

The Heaven Dou soldiers gave him no chance to resist and directly forced him inside.

"Ah, I..."

A scream came from within the Castration Chamber. It was Yu Xiaogang's scream.

At the same time, the old eunuch inside spoke with disgust. "I've never done anything this troublesome in all my life."

"This piece of trash is no bigger than a bean sprout, yet he still dreams of eating swan meat. What a damned dog!"

The scene changed.

Yu Xiaogang found himself back in Shrek Academy again.

The Heaven Dou soldiers barged in once more, and as they passed through the campus, countless students still looked at him with disgust and disdain.

Then came the Castration Chamber again.

Over and over, again and again.

"What is going on?"

"What the hell is going on?!"

Yu Xiaogang roared continuously.

Every time he was subjected to castration, he asked those furious questions.

But unfortunately, this dream was already under Wei Feng's control.

No one answered a single word he said.

All that remained was the misery and wailing of him being dragged into the Castration Chamber and castrated again and again.

Tsk, I only arranged for him to be castrated. I don't think I ever controlled what that old eunuch in the Castration Chamber said.

Did I uncover a secret? Is trash like Yu Xiaogang really just a little bean sprout?

Could that be why he developed such twisted desires for the body of his blood relative, Liu Erlong?

Forget it. Instead of wasting my thoughts on that, I might as well raise the stakes. I originally set this dream to loop a hundred times.

From the looks of it, the efficiency is high enough to arrange hundreds of castrations a day. A hundred times is too few, so I'll just max it out for three days and three nights.

There's nothing else to do. It's about time to head back. Tomorrow, I can also find time to take a stroll around Shrek Academy and see just how severe Yu Xiaogang's aftereffects will be after this dream.

The Women: "..."

Seeing Wei Feng truly begin weaving a dream of castration lasting "three days and three nights,"

they were speechless, yet they could not help giving Wei Feng their approval.

For scum like Yu Xiaogang,

this was exactly how he should be treated. Well done! But beyond their approval, many of the women who had received the Diary Instance seemed to reach an unspoken understanding.

In the quiet darkness of night, many could not help looking toward Spirit City.

The Diary Instance did not seem to be exclusive to just one person.

At present, they could already guess that more than one person had received the Diary Instance.

Did Bibi Dong, the current Pope, possess such a Diary Instance as well? Many women who thought of this could not help wearing strange expressions.

The diary had just mentioned it.

Yu Xiaogang, that hypocrite, had once been the person Bibi Dong cherished most.

If Bibi Dong saw this scene,

saw the man she could not forget being sent into the Castration Chamber and castrated for three days and three nights,

what kind of expression would she have?!

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