Primordial Chaos: The Goddess Asks Me to Be Her Backer
Chapter 382

Interception Sect Goddesses Queue Up for Bedtime

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The next morning.

The sun had just climbed to the treetops, casting its first rays of golden light.

Biyou Palace, a place that was usually so solemn and dignified, it was now bustling like a bustling marketplace.

Moreover, it's a high-end market frequented only by stunningly beautiful women.

Looking around, a long line stretched from the main gate of Qin Feng's palace all the way to the end of the square, and even showed signs of turning.

At the very front of the line was none other than the Fire Spirit Holy Mother, clad in fiery red armor but holding a white jade stew pot in her hands.

This man, who usually had a fiery temper, was now standing on tiptoe, craning his neck, and peeking into the tightly closed palace gates every now and then. He looked even more eager than a young wife waiting to receive her reward.

"Oh dear, the soup is getting cold."

The Fire Spirit Holy Mother muttered softly, making a hand seal as she carefully heated the stew pot.

"This is my ' Ten Thousand Year Snow Ginseng Great Tonic Soup,' which I simmered for forty-nine hours using the Samadhi True Fire. It's extremely nourishing for both Yin and Yang. If it gets cold, its medicinal effects will be greatly reduced."

Second on the list is Han Zhi Xian.

Clutching tightly in her hand was an exquisitely embroidered sachet, the fabric of which faintly shimmered, clearly not an ordinary item.

" Fire Spirit, this soup is so nourishing!"

Han Zhi Xian pursed her lips, a hint of competition in her eyes.

" The Alliance Leader is in excellent health; why would he need any supplements? In my opinion, my ' Calming Soul Incense ' is the most practical. Hang it by his bedside, and it will help the Alliance Leader have sweet dreams for a thousand years to come."

What follows is even more exciting.

Fairy Caiyun held a newly made brocade robe, Niangniang Shi Ji held a jade comb she had personally polished, and there were even several female disciples whose names I didn't know, carrying washbasins and even toothbrushes...

This scene is practically a living version of the "Hundred Flowers in Full Bloom" painting.

And in a corner at the edge of the square.

A group of male immortals from the Interception Sect squatted on the ground, their hands in their sleeves, their eyes glazed over, and the spiritual herbs they were holding in their mouths had fallen to the ground.

"That..."

Zhao Gongming swallowed hard, feeling his throat burning dry.

"Is that Fire Spirit disciple? I almost got my beard burned off with her Golden Cloud Crown when I tried to get a sip of her Spirit Tea. And now she's bringing soup to someone so early in the morning?"

Wuyun Xian clutched his Primal Chaos Hammer, looking utterly dejected.

"Look at Han Zhi Xian, that sachet... I want one too!"

"Don't think about it."

Daoist Duobao patted the two men on the shoulders, sighed, and his eyes were full of worldly wisdom.

"Are we the same species as the Alliance Leader?"

"They're here to save the goddess, we're just here to make up the numbers."

"Just watch, this will be the norm for our Interception Sect from now on. Just get used to it, just get used to it..."

Although he said he was used to it, his sarcastic tone was enough to make Golden Ao Island taste so sour.

Just then...

The palace gate creaked open.

However, it wasn't Qin Feng who stepped out, but Yun Xiao.

This woman, now the Interception Sect, had changed into a light purple casual outfit, her hair casually tied in a bun. She had lost some of her Immortal Qi but gained more of the majesty of a matriarch.

Looking at the large group of senior and junior sisters at the entrance, Yun Xiao helplessly rubbed his forehead.

The rules were just established yesterday, and this happens today?

Do you really think the Alliance Leader is made of iron and doesn't need to rest?

"Dear sisters."

Yun Xiao cleared his throat, his voice gentle yet carrying an undeniable power.

" The Alliance Leader was exhausted last night and is still resting."

"It's so early in the morning, it wouldn't be good to wake him up."

Overwork.

The moment those four words were uttered, the expressions of the female immortals present became subtle. They exchanged glances, their eyes burning with the intense desire for gossip.

Who was it last night?

It seems to be the Golden Spirit Holy Mother?

Tsk tsk, as expected of the Second Senior Sister, her combat power is indeed formidable, managing to make the Alliance Leader "overworked".

"Big sister, please don't stop her."

Bixiao poked her head out from behind Yun Xiao, holding a Jade Slip in her hand, a mischievous smile on her face.

"It's not good for so many people to be blocking this place. If word gets out, people will think that our Interception Sect's female immortals are unruly."

"Come, come, everyone, come and see!"

Bixiao waved the Jade Slip in her hand and hung a huge notice board at the main entrance.

"Given everyone's overwhelming enthusiasm, in order to ensure the Alliance Leader's health, to ensure everyone receives their share, and even more so for the harmony and stability of our Immortal Alliance."

"At the suggestion of the eldest sister and with the approval of the Alliance Leader, the following < Bedtime Schedule > is hereby established!"

boom!

The crowd erupted in an uproar.

They disregarded all restraint and swarmed forward, crowding together in front of the notice board.

" Golden Spirit Holy Mother: On the first and fifteenth of each month, she is responsible for closely discussing the Great Dao of Formations."

" The Holy Mother Wudang: On the second and sixteenth of each month, she is responsible for discussing the Dao and comprehending the nature all night long."

" The San Xiao Sisters: On the 3rd, 13th, and 23rd of each month... they are responsible for daily life, including warming the bed and making the quilts."

" Holy Mother Guiling: Fourth day..."

Listing these names line by line is even more detailed than the Investiture of the Gods.

"Why should I!"

After reading it, the Fire Spirit Holy Mother was immediately indignant, and her anger flared up instantly.

"How did I end up in the queue for the seventh day of the Lunar New Year? And do I have to share an order with that cold-hearted Shi Ji?"

"No way! I want to request a transfer! I have a short temper, which is perfect for warming the bed in winter!"

"Cut!"

The Fairy Caiyun next to her rolled her eyes.

"Be content, I've already been scheduled for the eighth day of next month! Did I say anything?"

"That's the rule!"

Yun Xiao put on a stern face and adopted the demeanor of First Wife.

"Anyone who disagrees, put your fingerprint on this Jade Slip slip, then go to the back of the line and wait for the next round of the lottery!"

This decisive move of using a lottery system immediately silenced the troublemakers who had initially wanted to cause trouble.

joke.

If I can't even get a spot this round, when will I ever get the next one?

While the female fairies were looking at the schedule, some happy and some worried, chattering away and counting down the days.

A languid figure finally appeared at the entrance of the palace.

Qin Feng, draped in a Cloud Mist robe woven with clouds and rosy hues, his robe half-open, revealing a muscular chest, yawned. His sleepy appearance exuded a decadent beauty that made people weak in the knees.

"Whoa."

Qin Feng was startled by the scene at the door.

" Peach Banquet so early in the morning?"

All sound vanished instantly.

Hundreds of eyes, like spotlights, were fixed on him.

The heat was so intense it could practically melt you.

" The Alliance Leader has woken up!"

Good morning, Alliance Leader!

" Alliance Leader, have some soup!"

A flock of beautiful women was about to surge forward again.

"Stop!"

Qin Feng raised his hand and made a downward pressing gesture.

Words Manifested into Law.

Everyone froze in place, still in their forward-rushing posture, creating a rather comical scene.

Qin Feng rubbed his temples, looked at the schedule in Yun Xiao's hand, and couldn't help but twitch his lips twice.

This girl.

Are they really treating this like an administrative matter?

but...

Well done!

If it weren't for this rule, my old bones would probably have been torn apart and eaten as snacks by these demons.

He cleared his throat, a warm smile appearing on his face, his gaze slowly sweeping over each expectant face.

Qin Feng appreciates the enthusiasm of his fellow junior sisters.

"But this cultivation cannot be abandoned. There is still a long way to go, so we should... take it one step at a time."

He paused deliberately at this point, his eyes becoming somewhat meaningful.

"In order not to disappoint everyone, and for the development of our Immortal Alliance."

"How about this?"

"From now on, I will set up an altar at Enlightenment Cliff on the back mountain every day from 9 am to 11 pm to preach the Dao."

"Whether you have questions about your spiritual practice, feel wronged, or simply want to... come and see me, you are welcome to come."

Upon hearing this, the eyes of all the female immortals lit up instantly.

Daily sermons?

So that means we can see the Alliance Leader every day?

And it's all done openly and honestly!

Qin Feng was quite satisfied with everyone's reaction. Then, he changed the subject, pointed to the schedule in Yun Xiao's hand, and a mischievous smile appeared on his face.

"As for tonight's... 'one-on-one tutoring'..."

"Then we'll leave it entirely to our Chief Steward Yun Xiao to arrange."

"After all..."

He walked to Yun Xiao's side, reached out and put his arm around her slender waist, asserting his dominance in front of everyone.

"A virtuous wife in the home will keep her husband from suffering misfortune."

"This matter of the harem... cough, this matter of internal affairs, we must listen to Yun Xiao."

Yun Xiao blushed deeply at being called "virtuous wife," but his heart was filled with sweetness, as if he had drunk honey. He lowered his head, his usual dignified demeanor long forgotten, leaving only a girlish shyness on his face.

The female immortals below, watching this scene, felt a pang of envy, but mostly they were impressed.

The eldest sister is indeed the eldest sister.

This position Mount Tai.

Now that the person in charge has spoken, everyone has something to look forward to.

Attending classes during the day and queuing at night—my life couldn't be more fulfilling!

"We will obey the Alliance Leader's decree!"

"I will follow Senior Sister Yun Xiao's arrangements!"

Amidst a burst of giggles, the previously crowded entrance finally began to disperse in an orderly fashion.

However, everyone who passed by Qin Feng would give him a flirtatious wink, or deliberately drop something like a sachet or handkerchief at his feet.

Wait until the crowd disperses.

Qin Feng looked at the "tokens of love" scattered on the ground, shook his head helplessly, and turned to look at the Three Sisters beside him.

"It seems we need to start this sermon soon."

"Otherwise, these girls will have nowhere to vent their energy, and sooner or later I'll have to replace the doors of my palace with fine iron ones."

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