This World Is Seriously Ill
Chapter 133

Cuteness Is No Match for Sexiness / The Disaster of the Haros (Third Update)

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"Remember to fatten up your 'Rose' a bit, and feed her plenty of fennel and star anise to enhance her flavor, so it'll be easier to marinate her after she comes home..."

The policewoman rolled her eyes, raised her middle finger, and gave the guy who hadn't grasped the hidden meaning in her words a disdainful look. "Get lost!"

Having somewhat made up for his disappointment with Jill, Kevin stretched lazily, casually placing the documents he had finished reading on the table with a slightly sarcastic expression.

"Tsk tsk... Ōshima Laboratory joint search and rescue operation?"

"So, these ingrates from the Japanese Ministry of Defense are now trying to use us as a shield?"

Chapter 200, Section 211: Cuteness is powerless against sexiness.

When the conversation turned to business, Jill's expression turned serious, and she nodded slightly.

"Something's happened at Ōshima Laboratory. Two search and rescue teams have gone in but never returned."

"Moreover, the US has already heard the news and seems to want to intervene."

Kevin leaned back, resting his head on his arm, his tone mocking.

"I understand. Their appetite for wealth is well-known; the Plaza Accord taught Japan a lesson that led to an economic collapse."

"This godson can't be that honest."

"If we time our attack well, and they cooperate by drawing aggro, even if we don't get the kills, we can at least gnaw on the bones and drink the soup..."

"Otherwise, the Ministry of Defense will have to hand over everything on the island, down to every single screw."

Jill nodded in agreement, clearly realizing that these Japanese men were now thinking of them with ill intentions, and thus inquired about the commander's decision.

Should we refuse?

Kevin glanced up slightly and shook his head.

"Why refuse? Even a small mosquito bite is still meat. We're here on a mission, not for a lazy vacation. We should achieve something so we can get reimbursed for the activity expenses when we get back."

"Moreover, those agents from various countries whose accounts were deleted are still searching the world for players who have completed the walkthrough. A fully-developed Artificial Intelligence is a valuable asset."

"Your [Guns N' Roses Knights] caused quite a stir before; now that you're withdrawing, it's bound to arouse suspicion."

Jill felt a little embarrassed as she recalled the slip-up her best friend Lara had made on a whim.

"Should I go over and reply?"

Kevin pulled a bottle of peach-flavored fruit candies from his inner pocket, chewing them one by one, a smile gradually spreading across his face.

"No rush. The Ministry of Defense is more anxious than we are. Let's be reserved and at least make them invite us three times before we speak. That way, it will be easier to... make our reasonable demands..."

The commander almost blurted out the slang for "extortion" in a moment of slip-up, but Jill, with her excellent composure, was used to it and continued to listen attentively, taking notes.

"Furthermore, leak the information about the large island to the agents of the major council member states whose identities have been discovered..."

"Taobao is more lively when there are more people..."

"Furthermore, with Ōshima Laboratory diverting attention, our actual trapping operation can proceed more easily..."

Kevin smiled slyly and betrayed the Ministry of Defense without hesitation.

After all, the five permanent members of the United Nations have the final say, so if he wants to keep this sign up, he'd better be sensible.

Of course, what you find on the big island is at best secondary and peripheral; what you get depends on your own abilities.

This search and rescue operation allows us to curry favor with multiple parties while secretly capturing truly valuable prey—why not?

"You're so mean..."

Jill shook her head helplessly, having already anticipated that the Ministry of Defense's efforts would end in vain.

"They attacked first, so this was self-defense..."

Kevin tried his best to whitewash his shamelessness and cunning, but Jill looked on with disbelief.

"I don't believe you!"

"Also, just a friendly reminder, Instructor Alice said she seems to hear mice moving around at night lately..."

"Close the door... close it tightly..."

Just as the policewoman finished putting away the folder, she suddenly leaned down, placed one hand on the sofa, and whispered softly in Kevin's ear.

Holy crap! We've been exposed!

Kevin broke out in a cold sweat, his heart skipped a beat.

"Hmm... I heard the rat infestation in Tokyo is quite severe, and it certainly lives up to its reputation..."

The commander's eyes flickered and his voice was somewhat hoarse, despite his clumsy attempt to conceal his true intentions.

Jill nodded noncommittally, moved closer to Kevin's chest, and her nostrils flared.

"This year's new Chanel? Rose scent?"

"Boss... children don't need perfume. Remember to wipe your bottom properly next time..."

The policewoman, with her seasoned and astute observation, scrutinized the criminal before her. She then cut off his words, patted him on the shoulder with a half-smile, and turned to leave.

In the afternoon, Lara, who had been wandering around the Tokyo Museum, entered her bedroom carrying a bag of souvenirs.

As the Countess kicked off her high heels, taking them off as she walked, preparing to enter the bathroom for a shower, she suddenly realized that her lover was sitting in a chair in the corner.

"Something terrible has happened, Jill knows..."

Kevin looked up and smiled wryly, his fidgeting fingers betraying his inner unease.

"You risked being discovered during the day just to say this?"

After pausing for a moment, Lara continued to remove her restraints without a second thought.

"If this gets to Alice's ears, someone will die!"

Recalling the scene of the War Goddess utterly crushing a group of fodder soldiers, Kevin trembled slightly; he didn't want to end up as a pile of tomato sauce.

"So, do you like her, or are you afraid of her?"

Lara removed her bra, and a pair of ample breasts bounced out, revealing her perfectly toned body.

"Yes, we have both, and wasn't this a mistake?"

Kevin rubbed his forehead and laughed at himself, instinctively avoiding looking at Lara, who was naked and swaying in front of him.

"Tsk tsk, Captain, you weren't even thoroughly scumbag yet. To be honest, you're a pretty failure..."

Lara loosened her long, tied-up hair, let it fall freely, and turned to Kevin with a teasing smile.

"Enough with the chit-chat, let's get down to business. You're quite close to Jill, and you've been hanging out together lately, so try to persuade her..."

"Otherwise, if Alice catches me, I'll definitely drag you down with me first."

Enraged, Kevin shamelessly threatened her in a low voice and then, without thinking, slapped Lara's pert buttocks.

The Countess gasped slightly, then her eyes softened with desire as she wrapped her arms around Kevin's neck, licked his earlobe with her pink tongue, and gently blew air into it.

"Want to take a shower together, bro?"

Some things are very addictive; once you've done them, you'll crave them again and again. For Lara, a certain sport is a rare form of relaxation.

"That's not a good idea..."

Kevin's gaze darted away, but Lara forcefully turned his face back, her voluptuous body, like a marble sculpture, made Kevin's eyes turn bloodshot, and he couldn't look away.

Brothers should help each other solve problems...

While in a state of self-persuasion and hypnosis, someone, panting heavily, picked Lara up by the waist and rushed into the bathroom.

After the clouds and rain cleared, Lara lay lazily in the bathtub like a stranded octopus, her skin still flushed with the lingering rosy hue of the bath.

"I have other matters to attend to for tomorrow's joint operation against Ōshima Laboratory. You and Alice will lead the team."

"Also, keep an eye on Jill, and don't forget the important matter!"

Kevin buttoned up his shirt and, with a hint of annoyance, reiterated the current arrangements to his "good brother," who had been making excessive demands lately.

"Don't worry, leave it to me. We'll find a chance to persuade her..."

The Countess, seemingly relaxed and at ease, had a strange smile and spoke in a low voice.

Kevin, who hadn't heard what was said, had already skillfully opened the window and flapped his wings to fly away.

Yes, seduce her...

In the bathroom, Lara giggled as she imagined a fun and exciting future scenario.

It's never as fun as two people working together to dig a hole in a wall when one person is doing it alone...

Speaking of which, I've already tried the bathroom package; next time I'll try a place that's full of novelty.

For example... it would be nice to be in the sky with wings...

P. S.: If you want five updates on National Day...

Will there be two extra chapters on September 30th?

You can choose to sign in yourself; there are no strict requirements. Consider it a National Day blessing for everyone.

By the way, I'm asking everyone for their remaining free items, preferably over a thousand blades.

Chapter 201, Section 212: The Harrows' Disaster (Third Update)

On the third day, the Toko City were occupied.

Three military-green armed helicopters roared toward the Big Island.

The residual levels of the Apocalypse Virus here are decreasing below the warning level, and the city's reconstruction is in full swing.

Whether it was devastation or skeletons, most of it was bulldozed, becoming insignificant numbers on paper or a bland textual description.

Alice gently wiped the blade, and through the wound in the helicopter, looked back at the ground being rebuilt, her expression somewhat wistful.

Countess Lara was the captain of this operation, responsible for command and coordination, while Alice was responsible for support in case of unforeseen circumstances.

Group B members, including assault operatives James and Rain, computer expert Kaplan, bomb disposal and demolition specialist Jill, and medic Rebecca, were all present.

Since this crisis was not recorded in the Apocalypse, it doesn't even qualify as a cause of world destruction.

Therefore, Kevin chose to send the relatively ordinary B team to participate in the entire operation.

However, out of caution, Lara became the overall commander, while Alice remained on standby in the helicopter to minimize risks at all levels.

Otherwise, he strongly suspected that if those ruthless individuals from Group A were involved, even a perfectly normal situation could turn into a major problem.

Meanwhile, Kevin and the others also entered the Hatsune World, which was nearing its end.

The sky, adorned with twelve musical notes of different colors, is exceptionally dazzling thanks to the stars.

At the center of the world, the block maze where the Five-colored Great Dragons once resided suddenly collapsed, and the scattered fragments gradually pieced together in the sky to form a magnificent floating stage.

As the audience entered, teleportation arrays appeared beneath their feet, and they instantly descended onto thousands of Floating Island of all sizes.

At the same time, two futuristic-looking Floating Battleship emerged from the deep space, flanking the left and right sides of the stage.

On the deck, thousands of System Elf of various shapes and sizes, dressed in blue and white military uniforms, carrying firearms, and chanting in unison, patrolled and roamed.

The ship's sides were covered with a dense array of cannons, constantly adjusting their angles and glancing over the Floating Island where the audience was located, making it look ferocious and terrifying.

Around the ship's perimeter, tens of thousands of turquoise, spherical objects were neatly arranged, with a pair of thin metal plates resembling ears or wings slowly flapping.

"Miku, hello!"

"Mina, hello!"

The crisp, melodious electronic sounds, accompanied by the flapping of these little creatures' wings, echoed in everyone's ears.

Their individual electronic eyes converge on the stage, creating a backdrop resembling a vast starry sky through 3D projection.

In addition to providing a better viewing experience, these "Hello" performers also serve multiple functions, including patrolling the venue, providing background music, and offering snacks.

"Ah, so cute!"

"Don't move, let me touch it..."

"Sweetie, let big sister hug you..."

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