I've Taken Off My Pants (Revised) / Apology Notice (Chapter Error; Extra Update Tonight to Make Up for It) ...
"Hehe, be my Adam! We'll settle down here and not worry about anything..."
Kevin's lips twitched slightly, and he hunched his neck, practicing Tai Chi.
"Actually, marriage is a big deal. I think we should talk to your Mother, Chunxia, or have your brother Sakurami Atsushi, be our witness..."
Then, the commander brought up a whole series of issues, including the wedding date, the honeymoon, and so on. In short, he just kept putting it off!
However, he clearly underestimated the keen intuition that women in love have in this area. At this moment, Ouma Mana's eyes narrowed slightly, radiating coldness, and her teeth chattered.
"Is it because those Vixen are still bothering you? Don't worry, darling, I'll go and take care of this for you right away..."
As he spoke, a blood-red scythe materialized from Zhenming's fingertips, and the terrifying pressure caused Kevin to break out in a fine layer of cold sweat on his forehead.
Sure enough, she really is a yandere who shouldn't be messed with! Kevin felt like crying but had no tears, and hurriedly raised his hand to swear an oath.
"How could that be! You are the only Eve in my heart! But marriage is only fair to you when it has a sense of ritual and sanctity!"
"Really?" Zhenming asked shyly, but still with a hint of doubt.
"Nonsense! Who else could it be but you, whose nickname Eve?" Kevin thought to himself, but seeing that this yandere still had doubts, he immediately turned around, hugged the girl's waist, and lowered his head to seal her cherry lips with his real name.
Do you... prefer boys or girls?
Their lips parted, Ouma Mana's eyes were glazed. She wrapped her arms around Kevin's neck and whispered shyly in the Commander's ear.
Holy crap, those who play with fire will be damned!
Kevin stared at Ouma Mana's luscious eyes and her gesture toward the bedroom, feeling a surge of despair.
Chapter 326, Section 342: I've already taken my pants off (revised)
The person involved: I regret it now! I regret it so much!
Why are you flirting for no reason? You're not some kind of relationship expert who's good at handling emotional issues!
Although he had a soft, beautiful woman in his arms, Kevin was still somewhat apprehensive, as he had never been good at dealing with yanderes.
The path from the floor-to-ceiling window to the bedroom, though only a dozen or so steps, felt longer than a lifetime.
Kevin's expression kept changing throughout the journey, and just as he was about to open the door, the commander suddenly stopped in his tracks.
Actually, I think...
After dragging out the last syllable for a full seven or eight seconds, the commander looked serious.
"Daughters are the best! Just like you, cute and thoughtful!"
As expected, one should follow their heart; Ouma Mana can confirm that this is Adam's true feeling.
As Zhenming casually waved her hand, the clusters of purplish-red crystals that had spread across the floor and walls were finally shattered due to her emotional outburst.
One of the objects that nearly pierced Kevin's neck also turned into scattered fragments of crystalline dust.
The feeling of being in love is all about the thrill!
Kevin noticed his eyes were a little wet; he knew they were tears of emotion.
You son of a bitch! Which bastard said a yandere girlfriend is the best? Step forward, and I'll smash your heads in!
It is now almost certain that Ouma Mana's reaction was extremely emotional, but she has developed an independent will that is no longer controlled by the Apocalypse Virus.
Compared to grand ambitions like destroying the world, the concept of returning to her hometown to get married and have children seems to be deeply ingrained in her mind.
Kevin himself is the best breeding partner, combining the dual personalities of Yuzuriha Inori and Ouma Mana.
"That bastard from the Quantum Sea, I have no problem with deleting your account and starting over, but don't delete it so completely! Can you leave me the experience pills and storage space?!" The commander once again resented his main account, which seemed to have lost its save data.
Forget it, according to that guy, the Second Honkai has already occurred, and that quadruple-core Herrscher in the Babylon Laboratory is an existence that can easily defeat anything.
Even with his extensive preparations, he was still somewhat powerless against the Honkai army, which seemed to have absorbed Skynet's Honkai.
Not to mention, in the East Siberian Sea, there's also the deadly previous generation Herrscher Zero, and it's unknown whether that woman is dead or not.
If she doesn't die, she'll have to face her entanglement and pursuit; if she does die, it seems even more troublesome! The Flower of Calamity within her might split off again to create a "sister" with the power of a singer.
It seems that deleting an account and starting over isn't without its costs; each new situation is more complicated than the original timeline!
Inside, the commander gently placed Makoto on the bed, her eyes filled with seductive allure, the girl displaying her youthful and beautiful figure with abandon.
To win, and to save as many people as possible, this yandere Herrscher must be kept under control! So what if it's a sacrifice? I'll risk it all!
Kevin took a deep breath, looking like he was going to his death, but the upward smirk on his lips didn't reveal whether he was happy or sad.
Just as he had mentally prepared himself to gallop away, the hairs on the back of his head stood on end.
Ouma Mana reacted even faster. As her expression changed drastically, she grabbed Kevin with her right hand, slammed her left hand on the bed, crashed through the ceiling, and soared into the air.
Meanwhile, her meticulously prepared "love nest" was neatly cut in two, like a block of butter sliced open with a knife.
"Oh, looks like I've disturbed your mating? What a coincidence..."
"However, she's still too small, in every way. Men don't really like this type..."
The silver-haired, blood-eyed woman, lightly stepping over the falling pebbles, approached, slashing with her sword, her eyes full of amusement.
"Unforgivable! Unforgivable!"
Ouma Mana gritted her teeth, her voice chilling. In her agitation, hundreds of clusters of purplish-red crystals burst forth from the ground, heading towards the space where Zero was, and clenched into a closed palm.
But this still couldn't stop the woman's sword blade; the giant hand shattered instantly, closing in within a meter of Zhenming's body.
Fortunately, thanks to the blockage of the virus crystals, Ouma Mana got a moment to catch her breath. She first apologized and placed Kevin aside, then a blood-red scythe materialized in her palm.
At the same time, amidst that soft, chant-like humming, a hexagonal purplish-red crystal appeared behind Ouma Mana, and her figure, moving at a ninety-degree vertical speed, created a series of sonic booms during her advance.
The power of a singer! We are indeed kindred spirits!
And what I enjoy most is hunting my own kind!
Zero then uttered a chant in an unknown ancient language, mobilizing the world-destroying power within her body. In an instant, the silver light in her hand surged several feet.
The two sides collided violently, and purple and red light, like meteorites falling, caused the ground to explode and dust to fly everywhere.
As the chaotic, slanting blades slashed down, the buildings around them collapsed one after another, and countless ravines tore apart the snowfield below.
The clanging of the clashing blades made Kevin's eardrums ache. If an ordinary person stayed there for even a moment, they would either be buried by the collapsing buildings or be killed by the shockwave!
The commander carefully dodged, and in just five minutes, the city was completely transformed, filled with Ruins, craters, and spreading crystals of the Apocalypse Virus.
Kevin, who had initially been somewhat complacent after being promoted to the Knight-class, now finally White Knight and Lords was difficult to bridge with sheer numbers.
Simply put, he's an army in himself! Unless it's a nuclear bomb or something like that hitting him in the face, he can basically wipe out a city and still escape unscathed from a hail of bullets!
"Boom!"
A crescent-shaped blade, seven or eight meters in diameter, came hurtling towards Kevin, who narrowly dodged it. He stared at the large crater, which was over ten meters wide, and without further hesitation, stealthily made his way towards the thorny thicket on the edge of the city.
Due to the spread of the battle, several breaches have appeared there. If they don't run now, are they really going to stay and breed there?
Real name! Go for it! I believe in you!
Kevin, having reached the edge of the city, saw that the crimson light had gained the upper hand. He silently offered a blessing, then spread his Wings and hurriedly fled into the distance.
The commander flew over a group of Honkai Beast, the cold wind constantly scraping against his thighs and upper body.
Kevin looked at himself, now only wearing a pair of shorts, and began to miss the warmth of his "love nest."
It's a bit of a shame, I even took my pants off...
What are you thinking? I should have brought an extra layer of clothing...
As the distance increased, Kevin eventually landed in an abandoned village, intending to steal some clothes before continuing his escape.
However, as he entered the house, a furious, hysterical scream pierced through the raging snowstorm across the Siberian Plain and entered Kevin's ears.
You'd better think of what to say next time you meet, or you're at high risk of getting a machete!
Kevin shuddered, and as he dressed, his mind began subconsciously planning his escape route.
Just as he was about to pull up his trousers and leave, a dull rumble echoed in the courtyard, and the already dilapidated wooden door collapsed instantly.
"Oh, what a coincidence, you're here too..."
The commander stiffly turned his head, looked at the silver-haired Diva whose pale red eyes revealed a mysterious smile, and readily raised his hand.
Screw this "chance encounter," you can't do this!
P. S.: Major incident! There was a data error with MoZhe Writing. When I turned on the computer, a bunch of "copy" entries kept appearing, resulting in problems with the uploaded chapters. I'm very sorry everyone.
Therefore, to make up for it, I will be working on the third update this afternoon. I apologize very much.
Chapter 343 Apology Statement (Chapter Error, Bonus Chapter tonight as Compensation)
We apologize to everyone, but there was a problem with MoZhe Writing this time. There were a lot of duplicates, and the articles were imported incorrectly during data synchronization.
Chapter 326 has now been republished. Please excuse the inconvenience.
To make it up to everyone, I promise to update three times before midnight tonight!
I'm so sorry for the trouble I've caused my readers, it's all my fault...
Chapter 327, Section 344: Zero's "Value" (First Update)
In a small town on the snowy plains of Northern Siberia, the lock on the door of a dessert shop was broken open with a wire.
Kevin breathed a slight sigh of relief after thwarting the plan for a zero-violent demolition.
Due to the Honkai Beast wave, almost all the survivors flocked to military camps with garrison troops and safer large cities, leaving relatively few well-preserved buildings.
At the same time, the two urgently needed a place to stay, and this old-fashioned spring lock was relatively easy to handle.
After all, Kevin hadn't been idle during his time in County of Surrey. He learned a great deal about Lara's methods for breaking traps, her knowledge of antique appraisal, and her love of wine tasting; he also learned Jill's lock-picking skills and explosives disposal techniques.
And here we are, using it now.
Closing the wooden door shut out the howling noise, and with the warm lights turned on, the indoor temperature rose considerably. Zero sat at the dining table, casually tossing his dulled Tactical Sword into a corner.
The standard weapons of the YoRHa Unit are fairly easy to use; the only drawback is that the material is a bit poor, and they can't withstand too much infusion of the Singer's power.
Compared to her opponent's readily available Apocalypse Scythe and her trump card, the Void Greatsword, these are clearly insignificant.
A gentle warmth caressed her skin, bringing a sense of comfort. Ling turned her head slightly and noticed that Kevin had already lit the fireplace beside her.
"After walking in the snow all day, let's try some Russian snacks..."
The dazzling array of food on the table piqued Ling's curiosity. She casually grabbed a sugar-coated ball and popped it into her mouth, her taste buds sending pleasant signals as she chewed.
"Tura honey cakes, made with rye honey and spices, have a spicy flavor that blends perfectly with the sweetness of honey, leaving a lingering aftertaste. I also chose one of each flavor of jam..."
Zero, like a squirrel that had fallen into a nut shop, cautiously moved the table toward herself before starting to taste and inquire about each nut.
What about this one?
"This soft fruit cake is fluffy and tastes like marshmallows. It's filled with strawberry juice, and I've also put a few cherries on top. I hope you like it..."
"Hard, smooth, crunchy... sweet... and very fragrant..."
"Candied nuts, originating from the Caucasus region..."
"I also highly recommend the chocolate mousse, quail milk cake, and nut shortbread..."
The two engaged in a question-and-answer session, creating a very harmonious atmosphere.
After tasting three full tables of desserts, Ling finally stopped eating, her mouth watering, because they were so cloying.
"Are you full?" Kevin asked with a warm and gentle smile, appearing quite willing.
Ling tossed his knife and fork onto his plate, roughly wiped his hands with the tablecloth, and couldn't help but feel somewhat disheartened.
"Full? Whether it's appetite, sexual desire, curiosity, or masochism, we'll never feel that way again once we become singers..."
"Until the unsatisfied void within completely tears the 'self' apart..."
Kevin fell silent. He recalled Zero's experiences, this Diva from some ancient civilization, born in an era of chaos and famine, whose life was filled with betrayal and misfortune.
Initially, during her childhood, she was sold into a brothel by her mother and was named "Bo Hong" because of her blood-red eyes.