This World Is Seriously Ill
Chapter 207

Cool? I Traded My IQ for It...

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Unexpectedly, the World-Ending Diva had woken up earlier than him and was already standing on the rooftop looking towards the source of the sound.

At this moment, smoke and dust billowed from the northern Babylon Laboratory, and dozens of Second-generation Sentinel Robot and swarms of massive Honkai Beast spread outwards frantically, as if carefully searching for something.

The Babylon Tower is under attack! Could it be that the Snow Wolf Squad's Valkyrie recklessly charged in and started a full-scale attack?

Kevin's expression changed drastically, and his heart pounded. If all of these key combatants were to be eliminated, the battles to come would be extremely difficult.

However, judging from the intensity, it doesn't seem like it; hopefully, things aren't that bad.

"Ten minutes ago, I saw something fall about 1 kilometer to my left..."

"Do whatever you want, I won't interfere..."

Zero pointed to the approximate location, then crossed his arms and watched the show.

Although this World-Ending Diva has saved the world, it doesn't mean she has any goodwill towards humans. Her neutrality and lack of interference is already a huge concession.

Upon hearing this, Kevin immediately unfurled his wings from behind, scooped Zero up in his arms, and swooped towards the point of impact.

In the coniferous forest, a silver-haired, blue-eyed, super-strong little girl dressed in a black nun's habit, with a huge metal cross on her back, hurriedly hoisted her muscular teammate onto her shoulder and ran wildly across the snow on her short legs.

I should never have opened that door where the experimental subjects were imprisoned! All the children locked up in the Babylon Laboratory have rebelled!

As a result, their infiltration attempt failed, and they were attacked from both sides by an Emperor-class Honkai Beast and a Pseudo-Herrscher, not to mention that they were surrounded by a bunch of henchmen.

The true Herrscher doesn't seem to be inside the Babylon Tower, and even the Judgment-class demonic dragon has vanished without a trace.

Even more deadly, they only realized after entering Northern Siberia that the flow of time inside the dome was terrifyingly different from that outside.

One day outside is equivalent to one month here! As the vanguard of the Snow Wolf Squad, they entered Northern Siberia less than half a day after the incident broke out.

As a result, ten days have already passed here!

No one knows where the Herrscher who ruled Northern Siberia has gone, or to what extent he has evolved!

Once she returns, the difference in strength will likely cause the entire Snow Wolf Squad to be defeated, and even the Schicksal Organization will suffer a terrible blow.

This message must be relayed to the captain and the others! The B-17 military supply depot! There are still human fortifications there; they can hold out until the rendezvous! Hurry!

A sharp, piercing roar echoed through the coniferous forest, causing the snow on the branches to fall softly.

Meanwhile, amidst the swirling air currents overhead, dozens of white-winged, bird-like, Assault-class Honkai Beast had spotted the target running across the snow and began summoning Honkai Beast to converge on the coordinates.

"Theresa, I'll hold out here, you go first! Get the message out!"

Blood continued to seep from his abdomen. The seriously injured Patrick tried to break free from his teammate's shoulder and stay behind to draw fire alone.

However, the little girl with superhuman strength had a tight smile on her face and was gripping Patrick's arm tightly, clearly not going to agree.

It was all because of my recklessness that Patrick got hurt. How could I just leave her like this!

"Be rational! Theresa! You overused the Eleventh Divine Key [Oath of Judas] in your attempt to break through. Honkai energy now?"

"Right now, you can only barely keep going with your physical strength. If we are surrounded by multiple Honkai Beast, none of us will be able to leave!"

"You are more valuable than me! Go! That's an order!"

Patrick, dragged forward in pain, clutched his stomach, gasped for breath, and demanded in a fierce tone that his teammates not be foolish enough to give away a double kill.

However, this silly girl actually picked up the incessantly chattering Pacrete and ran wildly towards the B-17 military supply depot.

Shouldn't there be a search and rescue team nearby? They'll definitely be able to escape!

However, the super-strong loli's running speed was clearly no match for the winged, Assault-class Honkai Beast, or the centaurs surrounding her on the ground.

At this moment, three Charge-type Honkai Beast swooped down, while four centaur-shaped Knight-class Honkai Beast on the left and right thrust their spears straight at them.

God, please send down the gospel of salvation! I'm willing to sacrifice my favorite HOMU artbook! And I'll never look at it again! I swear!

In despair, Theresa held the gradually unconscious Pacrete tightly, praying to heaven in her despair.

At the critical moment, the blazing crimson greatsword spun and flew in, shattering three Assault-class Honkai Beast before plunging into the left side, igniting a raging fire that blocked the group of Knight-class Honkai Beast outside the wall of flames.

As the man with outstretched wings landed, the surrounding air rippled and twisted in a visible manner. The other two Knight-class Honkai Beasts were crushed into a pile of scrap metal and died one after another.

Having survived the ordeal, Theresa looked at the familiar Skyfire Greatsword and wanted to grab "Siegfried" to vent her inner panic.

"Damn Siegfried! We... wait... that hair color... those eyes..."

Unexpectedly, when the super-strong little girl saw Kevin's face, she angrily stood up with her hands on her hips.

"Could it be... that you're that guy's illegitimate child?!"

Holy crap, why do you descendants with the Kaslana Family genes all act like this when you meet? Don't I have any dignity?!

Kevin had a terrible headache and almost had the urge to hit her on the head.

However, when the sounds of Honkai Beast gathering around them came again, Theresa's face turned pale, then her expression became resolute.

"You can fly? Take Patrick with you! To the B-17 military supply depot!"

Kevin hoisted the voluptuous Patrick onto his shoulder and rolled his eyes at the startled little nun beside him.

"Hey, let's go. As for the rest of you..."

The commander strolled along leisurely, and Theresa was forced to follow. As hundreds of Honkai Beast gathered and charged forward, the powerful nun stared at Kevin's waist with a fierce and malicious look.

Once that Honkai Beast charges in, she'll definitely throw this Honkai Beast Kaslana family's illegitimate child at them!

But amidst the soft chanting, the silver crescent moon's sharp edge crashed down from the sky, creating a giant crater more than ten meters deep where the Honkai Beast had gathered.

"The... the Herrscher!"

Theresa sensed the unique aura and immediately grabbed the metal cross on her back, her face pale as she prepared to fight to the death.

P. S.: I've tried it, no charge for words under 1000... It seems the previous method doesn't work.

However, the payment standard for 2000 words is not the same as that for 1900 words, so I kept the content of this chapter at around 1970 words, which should make the subscription fee cheaper.

Please forgive me, this is all I can do.

Chapter 330, Section 347: Handsome? His IQ was traded...

In the abandoned city, after wrecking three vehicles, Kevin finally managed to repair the fourth abandoned RV, fill it with gas, and start it successfully.

The mechanical engineering knowledge I learned from Tony is indeed somewhat useful, although it takes a lot of effort to move from theory to practice.

The commander crawled out from under the vehicle and used his free hand to lift Patrick was strapped to a stretcher, into the carriage. Her penetrating abdominal wound had already received basic bandaging.

Kevin used all sorts of random things he could find nearby, including coagulants, anti-inflammatory drugs, and antibiotics.

Thanks to the Valkyrie's powerful physique, Patrick, though still unconscious, was healing; his fever had subsided, and his condition had clearly improved.

Exhausted and panting heavily, Kevin looked at the two jiggling bulges of flesh on Patrick's chest and found them pleasing to the eye.

Wow! As expected of a hero wielding dual Gatling guns, tsk tsk, look at those muscular pectoral muscles...

But seriously, what do you need offensive capabilities for an intelligence operative who relies on their brain? This almost resulted in a free kill! Does every skilled support player secretly dream of a pentakill?

With nothing to do, the commander's mind started to wander, and as he thought of something interesting, a slight smile appeared on his lips.

"Hmph! With that lewd look in your eyes, I'm sure you're that That bastard Siegfried's son!"

"That bastard, did he do right by Cecilia?!"

Theresa, who was sitting by the stretcher taking care of her teammate, frowned and immediately covered Patrick with a blanket, her face full of wariness and disdain.

At the same time, she swung the 152-kilogram Oath of Judas in her hand and slammed it to the ground with a loud crash.

Handsome? He traded his IQ for...

Kevin's face darkened, and he gave the little nun a sharp rap on the head.

Why did you hit me?

How old is Siegfried?

"Twenty-seven or twenty-eight, what's wrong?"

"I'm twenty-two this year..."

"So what?! I'll fight you to the death!"

The mentally challenged nun, her face contorted with resentment, charged forward, baring her teeth and brandishing her claws, ready to take someone down with her.

Kevin twitched his lips, placed his right hand on Theresa's head, and couldn't help but roll his eyes as he revealed the answer.

"If Siegfried were my biological father, that means he would have gotten someone pregnant when he was five or six years old, is that even possible?"

"What do you take him for? A human walking seed-rearing machine? Medically speaking, males are only at least 8 years old when there's even the slightest chance they can impregnate a woman!"

Theresa suddenly understood, but her suspicious gaze continued to scrutinize Kevin's coat color, a trait inherited from the Kaslana Family, as she relentlessly pressed for answers.

"What if?"

"He ran away from home at fifteen! Before that, he was basically treated like livestock, never having any contact with the outside world. What 'what if' could happen to him?"

"Could it be... that Siegfried's father... is having an affair..."

"Bang!"

Unable to bear it any longer, Kevin summoned the Skyfire Greatsword and, expressionless, slammed it down on Theresa's head, causing a bulge to form on the head of this mentally challenged but incredibly strong nun.

"Sister, watch your mouth! They're barely managing to cultivate their own little plot of land; how could they possibly have time for an affair..."

"You! If you want to be reasonable, then be reasonable! Why did you hit me again!"

Kevin glanced at Theresa, who was clenching her fists, pursed his lips, and couldn't help but sigh inwardly.

If I really am that [World Serpent] alt account that was wiped and rebuilt, in a sense, I'm your ancestor. Is it really okay to talk about your ancestors here?

Theresa Apokalypsis, ostensibly the granddaughter of the Bishop of Schicksal, was actually created as part of a plan to Otto's own fiancée, Kallen Kaslana.

In other words, Theresa, this mentally challenged nun, is genetically descended from the Kaslana Family. In terms of lineage and ethics, the first-generation Fusion Warrior Kevin was indeed their ancestor.

In addition, Kaslana's successor is a test-tube baby born from the fusion of the genes of Kevin, the strongest Fusion Warrior, and Previous generation's outstanding scientist Mei.

But for some unknown reason, the women of the Kaslana family have an innate "lesbian" tendency, and this tendency is even more pronounced the more outstanding they are.

Kallen, the fiancée whom the Lord Bishop was so obsessed with, became friends with the Pseudo-Herrscher Yae Sakura during her exile in Japan, which led her to bravely face death, thus first and foremost betraying Otto in spirit.

The second-generation Theresa wasn't much better.

"When she smiled at me, I thought, 'This is it. I'm sure I'll do a lot of things I know I shouldn't do just to see that smile again.'"

Who is this Confessions directed at? Cecilia Saniyat! That's right, Kiana's mother!

That gentle Her Highness the Saintess, after learning that Theresa was a clone of Kallen, doted on the little girl, even going so far as to feed her milk! What a beautiful sight!

Kevin felt that if Theresa were a little smarter and knew how to take initiative, Siegfried's head would be covered in a Hulunbuir grassland!

If the previous two weren't considered ruthless, then the third-generation Kiana is the standard female version of a powerful female Dragon Protagonist, with her own yuri (lesbian) group spread all over the world!

Holy crap, I almost forgot, Raiden Ryoma's daughter Raiden Mei! A time-traveling counterpart of the previous generation scientist Mei, who ended up becoming Kiana's main empress in the future.

Come to think of it, it seems even I've been cheated on by my own offspring!

No! The Kaslana family's female yuri tendency must be curbed!

Thinking about this, Kevin's face grew darker and darker, and he couldn't stand Theresa no matter what he did.

Of course, Theresa felt the same way, and her dissatisfaction with Siegfried sleeping with her best friend was indirectly expressed on a guy who looked remarkably similar.

Therefore, fate is a closed curve.

What goes around comes around...

Kevin pressed his temples as he closed the car door, then sat in the driver's seat and started the car. Zero, sitting next to him, was munching on a bunch of dried fruit, desserts, jerky, and other snacks.

Zero was able to help during the battle in the northern coniferous forest because Kevin put himself in danger.

If this World-Ending Diva intends to use Kevin to exchange for her "good sisters" from the YoRHa Unit, she must at least guarantee the commander's safety.

But using such a clever trick of indirectly making zeros act as henchmen is already rare enough to be done even once.

To avoid displeasing this old lady and causing her to defect to the enemy, he had to be sensible and serve her comfortably.

The RV slowly drove away from the city from the main road. Along the way, a number of cars that had broken down were moved aside by Kevin's Mental Field. On the vast snowfield, the lonely RV on the road looked extremely small.

After traveling for about half a day, the journey was quite smooth, and even when small groups of Honkai Beast tried to rob them, Kevin was able to handle them.

After all, having slept with the Herrscher Ouma Mana for so long, a large portion of the Honkai energy she absorbed entered Kevin's body.

Currently, his level of skill is roughly equivalent to that of an A -Knight-class A-class Valkyrie. As long as it's not Emperor-class or Judgment-class Honkai Beast, or a monstrous thing Pseudo-Herrscher or Herrscher- like being, he can always handle it.

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