I'm Wet-You Did This to Me!
In the freezing cold, the two, who had no one to rely on, naturally began to live with Zero.
They were named "Kevin" and "Sirin" by the Big Sister, and also given the numbers "6" and "7".
Sister Zero said this was a unique ordering system used by her sisters...
But Kevin was quite disappointed with the word "sisters".
Initially, they enjoyed a period of peace and stability in Siberia.
But in order to make a living, the three of them took up robbery and plunder, and their targets were mainly strange organizations and research institutions that had infiltrated Siberia.
"Subject K423" was a trophy they unearthed from a secret organization during that period.
After a period of domestication, the Subject K423 was beaten a few times and then obediently followed the three men to live a carefree life.
However, this period of prosperity was short-lived. Due to unforeseen circumstances, more and more outsiders began to flock to that area.
Sister Zero seemed to really dislike these people, so one day she decided to move with the three of them.
The four traveled at a leisurely pace, smuggling themselves into the Middle East, where they encountered a convoy belonging to Arms Dealer Koko.
Back then, this Vixen hadn't fully revealed her true nature as a shrewd businesswoman, and she possessed lofty ideals.
She once claimed that "selling arms is for world peace," hoping to avoid war by balancing the military strength of various countries, rather than simply pursuing profit.
During that period, this woman often muttered melodramatic phrases in their ears, such as "Having swallowed the five continents and drunk the three oceans, I have no wings or limbs, and can only sigh helplessly at the sky. I am the World Serpent, named Jörmungandr..."
Later, Kevin learned that this Vixen seemed to have been plotting a project called World Serpent, with the aim of using the influence of weapons to interfere with what she perceived as injustice and become the Arms Queen could influence the world!
As for the origin of the project's name, it seems to stem from Koko's strong admiration for someone who changed the world order more than a decade ago.
The two sides are a classic example of how a conflict can lead to friendship. With Koko's help, this group of illegal immigrants were laundered in the local area and given a place to live and "legitimate" jobs.
Aside from occasionally going out to rob others and taking on some well-paid mercenary missions, the four of them lead a stable and fulfilling life.
However, after witnessing too many tribal conflicts and national power struggles, and hitting many walls, Koko realized that there is never any justice in war, and there is no point in talking about upholding justice.
The woman eventually stopped being so idealistic and devoted more of her energy to building orphanages and postwar relief work.
Of course, according to the stubborn Vixen, everything she did was simply to expand the market and cultivate potential customers.
Those children will grow up, and when they get involved in the war, they'll need weapons, won't they?
Adults need a sense of security when they face threats and need to make a living, right?
No problem, we have all kinds of weapons here, from small fire axes to large tactical missiles, we guarantee you'll be satisfied.
In short, he was a very interesting person... no, a shrewd businessman!
Kevin rolled his eyes and stuffed the meat strip into Little Lizard 'Bella mouth, still brooding over being tricked earlier.
Just as the boy was complaining, the sound of running water came from Zero's room, where a graceful figure was washing herself in the shower.
Holy crap, it's coming! It's coming! Run!
Kevin's expression changed slightly. After stuffing the bag of cooked food into Little Lizard 'Bella nest, he crouched down and pressed himself against the wall towards the door.
However, just as he was about to see the light at the end of the tunnel, his right foot, which had just stepped out the door, was grabbed by a slender hand and dragged towards the bedroom.
"In broad daylight, is that alright?"
"You just ate, you should exercise more, as you said..."
The Big Sister, who was too lazy to even put on a bath towel, answered seriously, increasing the pressure on the boy clinging to the door frame, causing him to pry off a piece of the mahogany.
"I can't set a bad example for my two younger sisters; they're still so young..."
"Every time I get home, I sleep like a log, and it's not like I've never seen that before..."
As he spoke, Kevin's body was dragged back a few more times, leaving ten fingernail scratches on the floor.
"I'm still a child, let's restrain ourselves and have a day off..."
Kevin, with a mournful face, clung to the pillar, refusing to let go.
Zero licked her cherry lips, her thin red eyes narrowed slightly, her gaze resolute.
"I've tried it, and there are no developmental problems..."
The Diva, who had tried to tug at the pillar several times without success, bent down and patiently pried open Kevin's ten fingers, one by one.
"Big Sister, I'm your own brother!"
"I found her, and I'm not afraid even if we're related by blood. I've heard that kind of feeling is even more exciting..."
"Listen to this! Does this sound like human language? What are you saying to a minor?!"
Kevin cried out in grief and indignation, his young heart already riddled with wounds.
After tossing his spoils onto the spacious bed, Zero cleanly and decisively closed and locked the door.
"Don't be shy, this time it's your turn to be on top..."
"Obsessed Woman! Don't come any closer! Help! Give me a way out!"
Amidst the pitiful cries, the cloth tore, and the primitive clattering sounds inside the room, as rapid as drumbeats, made the bowls and chopsticks on the table clang loudly.
At this moment, on the large bed where she was lying on her side, the little girl with white braids was hugging a brown and yellow HOMU toy, which occupied half of the bed in a "big" shape, and was laughing carefree in her sleep.
The purple-haired girl curled up in the corner clearly didn't feel very safe, and she was sucking her fingers as she fell asleep, still unable to shake her gluttonous habit.
On the table in the hall, the Little Lizard picked up a strip of meat and swallowed its last meal. Seeing the chaos around it, it frowned slightly.
Then, she lazily flapped her wings, and in a flash of light, the gray-haired girl with wings restored the messy living room to its original state.
Then, the Little Lizard, which had transformed back into its harmless form, crawled into its side, turned belly up, and lay in Sirin's arms, smacked its lips, and fell into a deep sleep.
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Chapter 395, Section 414: I'm wet, and you did it!
As dawn broke, the two little girls, drawn by the fragrance, groggily made their way to the living room and plopped down on the sofa.
Mmm, it's so soft and warm. The air below is so comforting. The girl with the white ponytail couldn't help but wiggle her little bottom to press down in a more comfortable position.
"Waaaaah! Damn it!"
At this moment, the victim, who was catching up on sleep on the sofa, suddenly felt short of breath and had severe stomach pain. She cried out in agony and threw the two little ones out.
The eighth sister, Sirin, looked like a wronged child, not daring to argue back, but her greedy nature made the little girl secretly reach for the sandwich with fried eggs and jujube porridge on the table.
The ninth-ranked girl with a ponytail glared fiercely at Kevin, then smashed HOMU toy into his face, pointing down in a wronged manner.
"It's wet, you got it wet, help me wash it!"
Kevin's gaze shifted downwards, noticing the two wet patches on the girl's white panties. Recalling the suffocating feeling he had experienced earlier, his lips twitched.
"Wash my ass! If it's wet, change it yourself! Now, get back inside and get dressed before you come out to eat!"
Then, in a fit of anger, someone snatched the knife and fork from Sirin's hand, pushed the plate aside, and chased the two little ones away.
Seeing the restless white fur reaching out its paws to touch the table, Kevin, in a fit of rage, skillfully pulled out a meter-long, wrist-thick iron rod from behind the door and chased the white fur all over the room.
White Hair jumped onto the table, picked up the plate containing two sandwiches, bribed Sirin with one, and kept the other for himself. He then threw the plate at the guy chasing after him.
"Big Sister! Kevin's going to hit me again! Help!"
While rushing to eat breakfast, he dragged the white-haired girl, who was fleeing with Sirin, broke down the door, threw himself onto the bed, and let out a miserable wail.
At this moment, the field that had been cultivated seven or eight times last night lay sprawled out, still savoring the afterglow in its dreams. After being woken up, it impatiently pulled the blanket over its head and went back to sleep.
White Hair dodged a blow aimed at his head and saw the gloomy-faced jinx blocking the doorway, approaching with ill intent. He quickly grasped at his only lifeline.
That's why I hate kids the most!
Zero grabbed his hair and got up, extremely agitated. Regardless of right or wrong, he first pinned Bai Mao and Sirin to the bed and gave them a good beating.
"Satisfied?"
The Big Sister glanced at the two little girls who were running away in a panic, covering their bottoms, and gave a slight snort. Although Kevin could tell that they were running out the door faster than before, he could only nod and let it go.
However, just as Kevin was about to turn and leave, his ankle was once again grabbed by a slender hand.
"You think you're just going to let it go like this, waking me up like this?"
Zero licked her cherry lips, then lowered her gaze.
"Coming again so early in the morning?!" Kevin was on the verge of tears, forcing a dry laugh as he moved his body.
"You can go back to sleep, I won't disturb you..."
"Can't sleep! You were jumping around so energeticly just now? Looks like I didn't drain you dry last night!"
Zero locked the door, his eyes gleaming with a frenzied excitement, while Kevin's face was ashen.
In the living room, two girls, dressed in shirts and underwear, sat on the sofa, skillfully blocking out the noise from the bedroom and focusing intently on their breakfast.
Life is so beautiful! Cheers! Under the table, two glasses of hot milk clinked together unnoticed.
Half an hour later, the refreshed and well-dressed Diva sat down to enjoy her breakfast.
Kevin, whose eyes were slightly dark, yawned and drank the thick, blood-like goji berry porridge in one gulp.
After getting ready, the two little girls changed into gorgeous and elegant princess dresses, which concealed much of their wildness.
"After a few hard-fought jobs, I've finally saved enough money. I plan to take them both to a school to register for. If you're bored at home, take on a few more jobs..."
Ling recalled the months of hard work scouting locations and felt somewhat emotional.
Wow, robbing someone to scrape together money for tuition... that's freaking inspiring...
Kevin couldn't help but smile wryly, but considering the tense situation in the Middle East, he was already grateful that he could complete his primary education in a nearby town.
With them about to enter junior high, I think I should just send them to a proper school and give them a little discipline. Who knows what they'll become if they continue to run wild?
"Why won't you go, brother? I want to go with Brother Kevin..."
Sirin blinked, looking somewhat troubled, and asked. The little white-haired girl also felt a little disappointed; they had gotten used to playing together and she was really reluctant to part with her.
After all, it was this guy who pulled her out of that jar, and he's always been both her father and mother.
"Where are you going! That's an all-girls school, why is he getting involved? Isn't it better to stay here and be left alone?"
"Besides, this guy is so cunning he's practically tangled in knots. If he goes, who knows who'll be teaching whom a lesson!"
Ling Yi slammed his fist on the table, silencing the two little ones' questions.
Sirin and the white-haired girl thought about it and realized it made sense. Every time they robbed someone, the scouting and planning were all arranged by this wicked guy. They were only responsible for the operation and never made a mistake.
But Kevin only needed to listen to her voice to know that this woman was definitely hiding something.
But she didn't want to have much contact with the outside world. It wasn't something that had only been going on for a day or two. Anyway, the food and drinks here were good, and she could even banter with that shrewd businesswoman Koko. There was nothing wrong with that.
Kevin rolled his eyes, leaned back on the sofa, and watched the three of them tidy up in a chaotic mess. After waiting for half an hour, he couldn't stand it anymore and pushed the three of them, who were getting more and more flustered, aside.
Kevin meticulously organized everything—food, household items, flowers, clothes, and more—and thoughtfully slipped Sirin some of her favorite snacks, while confiscating the white-haired man's game console...
Kiana Lee? Oh, I almost forgot, that was her official name before she turned out to be white-haired, a name I came up with myself on a whim.
Kevin slipped his ID card, which was tucked inside his clothes, into the little girl's favorite HOMU wallet.
It took more than ten minutes for the three of them to finally look like they were ready to travel. Kevin looked at the two girls who had been playing naked since they were little, his eyes filled with complicated emotions.
After getting ready to go, Zero pulled out a world map and a piece of paper, beckoned the three of them to his side, and spoke with an unusual seriousness in his tone.
"Before we go out, let me give you a brief overview of the current world situation and some well-known organizations, so you don't unknowingly make enemies..."
"Big Sister, Sirin and I will be very well-behaved at school this time, and we definitely won't cause any trouble..."
"Okay! Let's not cause trouble!"
Kiana hung her head, her eyes darting around, looking very obedient, and Sirin echoed her.
"What are you thinking about!"
Zero casually tapped both of them on the head and gave a slight snort.
"I'm telling you to remember who your enemies are, so you don't end up beating the wrong people when you retaliate!"
Kevin recalled that their only mistake in doing business was when, after the Schrodinger Company changed course, they accidentally killed a whole vehicleload of United Nations peacekeeping troops.