This World Is Seriously Ill
Chapter 248

How About... Squeezing In?

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Kevin coldly lifted the flip cover and removed the dry cell batteries.

Let's get started!

Bronya drew his Combat Dagger from behind him and leaped into the air like a cheetah poised to pounce.

"Puff!"

The sharp blade pierced its target. The girl's eyes twitched, her wrist went numb, and she lost her grip on the handle.

"Knowing I wanted an apple, you specially brought a knife to peel it? You're quite obedient..."

Kevin's expression softened slightly as he gently pulled the Combat Dagger in the apple and slowly peeled it.

Bronya curled her fingers and grasped a piece of peeled fruit, which landed in her hand.

The girl bit her lip, and as soon as she opened her mouth, most of the fruit was flung into her mouth.

"Two pieces, that's the most! I haven't eaten yet..."

Heavy-Duty Rabbit 19C, Arc Retraction Cannon!

Bronya swallowed what was in his mouth, threw away the piece of apple he had "snatched" with his right hand, and raised his palm upwards.

However, before the girl could react, the boy had already lifted her off the ground by holding her under his arms.

"You want to be lifted up high, right?"

Kevin grinned, his expression one of utmost sincerity and doting affection, while Jill Hera, standing behind him, stared at the half-eaten apple in her hand, her lips twitching.

On the overpass, the shadowy figure hidden in the darkness moved the cannon barrel from side to side, but the white-haired boy on the other side, on a whim, started tossing the cannon around, and each time it rose, it happened to be within the cannon's firing range.

Heavy-Duty Rabbit 19C, Charge Mode!

The dizzy girl, suppressing a strong urge to vomit, silently prayed to herself.

"Bang!"

Just as the heavily armored mech charged forward and burst out of the overpass, its electronic brain was suddenly struck by a projectile thrown from a distance by a song.

"I've had enough fun, time to go home and sleep with Mother..."

The boy smiled and bent down, flicking Bronya's forehead with his finger, leaving a red, swollen mark.

"Bye, meeting such a kind older brother like me must be a wonderful memory. Sweet dreams..."

Just as Jill Hera was still wondering when someone had snatched the half-empty apple from her hand and thrown it away, the white-haired boy grabbed her right hand and leisurely left the scene.

Bronya, regaining her senses, came to the foot of the overpass and stared at the paralyzed armored drone on the ground with a very serious expression.

At that moment, a crisp snap of fingers came from the distant night, and the three transparent shackles on the armored floating cannon shattered silently.

Under the streetlights, Jill Hera looked at the boy who was holding her hand and leading the way, her expression somewhat strange.

Playing? Of course you're playing, but the difference is, you're the one playing her.

You are very strong...

Just as Jill Hera's mind was in turmoil, Kevin stopped, released her hand, and stretched comfortably.

"Hey, you're home. Do you have a place to stay?"

Jill Hera waved the room key and nodded slightly.

"Alright, then you should lie low for now. The enemy hasn't even arrived yet, and you seven are already fighting so fiercely. Aren't you underestimating the defenses of the Roman Papal Legion?"

After a helpless sigh, Kevin seemed to remember something, a slight smile appeared on his lips, and then he said goodbye to Jill Hera and went upstairs alone.

Is the chance of winning slim?

Perhaps, I can...

Jill Hera stood downstairs, watching Kevin's figure until it disappeared, a strange thought gradually forming in her mind.

On the stairs, Kevin chewed the hard candy in his mouth, stroking his chin as he pondered to himself.

To avoid internal strife, let me set the rules tomorrow...

As the plan gradually took shape in his mind, Kevin unknowingly walked to the door and casually swiped his keycard.

However, the instant the gap opened, a chilling blade of light slashed across the sky, its force and angle flawless.

Kevin only snapped out of his daze when he was within an inch of the blade in front of him. When he noticed that the blade tip in front of him was deflecting the force and rising, the Honkai energy gathered in his palm also automatically dispersed.

"Bang!"

A fair arm reached out from behind the door, grabbed the terrified little lamb by the collar, pulled him into the house, and then slammed the door shut behind him.

"Who are you? Why did you sneak into my bedroom?"

The voice was cold, carrying a sense of authority and decisiveness.

Kevin carefully reached up and turned on the fluorescent light switch, revealing a figure almost completely in front of him.

This is a woman with pink hair and blue eyes, and sharp facial features. The Tactical Sword in her hand is a combination of Gunblade. From the way she holds the sword and her standing posture, it is clear that she is a professional female soldier.

The reason it was described as "almost completely exposed" was because when she heard the noise and decisively threw off the covers to block the doorway, she was completely naked, only able to cover her breasts with one hand and hold a Tactical Sword in the other.

Now, the same posture applies...

"Huh... Eclair, it's a bit noisy, why did you turn on the light..."

At this moment, the white-haired Arms Queen, her hair disheveled, emerged from one end of the blankets like a caterpillar, yawning and asking sleepily.

Unfortunately, this woman was also completely naked.

"Sorry to bother you, goodbye!"

Kevin pushed the knife away, pinched his nose, tilted his head back, and grumbled as he walked towards the door.

However, the pink-haired, blue-eyed female soldier expressionlessly pulled the boy back after he had sneaked away.

"I'm still a child, can you please leave me alone?"

Kevin, with a long face and a gloomy expression, turned to Koko, who was slumping over and dozing off, after seeing that the female soldier remained unmoved.

"Or rather, Koko, could you explain what kind of surprise this is?"

Just as chaos reigned in Saint Fath's sleepless night, a similarly eerie atmosphere permeated a quiet room at the St. Freya Academy.

Ling picked up a piece of tea and tasted it, then looked at the marble sculpture in the school square, clad in blue and white armor and holding a scarlet greatsword, and couldn't help but slightly raise the corners of her mouth.

"It's been almost ten years since we last saw each other, hasn't it? Although we've kept in touch secretly..."

"Is he alright?"

Vice Principal Cecilia blew on the tea leaves, took a small sip, and smiled enigmatically.

Influenced by her friend Fu Hua, Cecilia developed a habit of drinking tea. Unfortunately, compared to the light and refreshing pre-rain Longjing tea, this European prefers a stronger, more robust black tea.

More than ten years ago, thanks to the existence of Sirin and Kiana's clone K423, I indirectly learned from Zero that Kevin was still alive.

But that was all. This woman had a strong possessive streak and never clearly explained Kevin's specific situation to Cecilia.

In exchange for knowing the outcome, Cecilia must also help Zero conceal the truth.

After all, for Zero, this is not a competitor.

"They've begun to suspect the truth behind Kevin's death; the Middle East is being targeted..."

Ling Wei looked up slightly, not showing much shock.

"I know, that's why I chose to bring Sirin and Kiana to this school..."

"So, whether he stays or leaves is up to him..."

Cecilia was slightly surprised; it turned out that she had been mentally prepared for this from the moment she left the Middle East.

"The Flower of Calamity reshapes his body? Aren't you worried about him now...?"

Ling gently tapped the rim of the porcelain cup with the spoon in her hand, a slight smile playing on her lips.

"Worry?"

"Three years ago, his strength had already surpassed mine. Now, there aren't many people in this world who can defeat him..."

As for why you didn't resist when you were dragged into the house each time...

Is it really necessary?

Still as cunning as ever, you sly fox!

Ling picked up his teacup, drank it all in one gulp, and narrowed his eyes slightly as he looked at the statue in the distance.

P. S.: I didn't say the protagonist was nerfed to a blank slate. It's just that the preconceived notion of being intellectually inferior led you to think he wasn't strong enough.

Great, the opponent probably thinks the same way, making it even easier to trick people.

Chapter 402, Section 421: Should we... squeeze in?

A hotel in the Saint Fath Town.

"You went out and fooled around with guys, and I was worried about my safety, so I invited my new best friend to sleep with me..."

Koko intertwined her index fingers, then gave Kevin a resentful look, placing all the blame on the child.

"Hey, don't use that misleading tone! Didn't you ask me to go out and look after Jill Hera?"

"As a result, you didn't want to sleep on the sofa, so you kicked me out of bed, hogged the covers, and even brought someone else to sleep with you. That's too much!"

Kevin's face darkened; he wished he could throw the woman out the window right then and there.

You were the one who tricked me, shamelessly leaving behind photos to use against me, and now you're plotting to take over my place.

As a result, not only did they successfully drive away the natives, but they also generously allocated the other half of the bed to their best female friends, and they all slept naked together. Who knows what games you guys were playing on my bed!

Absolutely outrageous!

On the surface, Kevin was indignant, only concerned about his beloved bed being taken, but he cleverly disguised himself as an innocent child, letting the two older women, dressed in revealing clothes, dart around in front of him.

Anyway, it's just one bed. I can always rent another room. Compared to the view in front of me, I'm not losing out.

Finally, the unscrupulous arms dealer's meager sense of guilt took effect; the white-haired beauty scratched her head and reluctantly shifted her position slightly.

"It's too late, I'm so sleepy, I don't want to move, how about... we squeeze in?"

"Your Big Sister likes to cuddle with you while you sleep, right? We two older sisters will comfort you to sleep, you shouldn't mind, will you?"

The pink-haired, blue-eyed female soldier on the other side of the bed frowned slightly, but ultimately said nothing. She rolled up the blanket and pulled it to her left.

She somewhat regretted listening to Koko's persistent pleading and staying overnight with her, and even being tricked by this woman into trying to relax by sleeping naked.

"This is good!"

"... It doesn't seem very convenient. I'm not a child anymore. I need to go to the spot you left on the sofa..."

Kevin swallowed the words that were about to come out, his face dark as he gestured with his chin toward the sofa in the living room.

Upon hearing this, Koko as she looked at the tiny figure, who was no more than 1.5 meters tall. Even the pink-haired, blue-eyed female soldier with a stern face couldn't help but smile.

Kevin rolled his eyes in exasperation. What could he say? Should he tell you that his Big Sister not only likes to cuddle with him while sleeping, but also has a habit of forcing him to have sex every night?

Even if I told you honestly, you probably wouldn't believe me...

"A child, I don't know how she could do that! Who knows how much sadness and Affliction I endured growing up?" Kevin sighed inwardly.

Having finally gained control of the bed, Koko lay down comfortably.

The lights went out, darkness fell, and Kevin lay on the sofa in the living room, just about to take a nap, when a rustling sound came from the bed.

The unscrupulous businessman's restless hands wandered over the smooth back of the pink-haired, blue-eyed female soldier, groping haphazardly on the mounds of her chest. Then, overcome by drowsiness, he murmured softly.

"I'll send you some tropical papayas and coconuts later, to help you replenish your nutrients..."

In the hall, the boy with keen hearing hunched over, covered by a blanket. The impression of "hills" that lingered in his mind was reinforced, and his breathing became even more labored.

The Flower of Calamity reshapes the body, and apart from Zero's adaptability, its derivative Sequence 1-7 imposters all suffer from a certain side effect: a certain desire of the body is amplified.

Afterwards, the Flower of Calamity will drive its host to the brink of collapse due to its insatiable desires, causing them to degenerate into a "demon" and ultimately lose control and destroy the world.

Clearly, what Sirin has been enhanced is her insatiable appetite...

Kevin, guided by Zero, had his desire amplified, manifesting as intense sexual desire...

When two unsuspecting "older sisters" lay on the bed in the inner room, laughing and whispering, the unintentional temptation made Kevin's blood boil.

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