This World Is Seriously Ill
Chapter 256

The Bystanders Eating Flatbreads Caught in the Crossfire / It's All Because of Flat Chests

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Seven Colossi were close at hand, but the little boy was not afraid at all. As he passed by the first archangel, the three- or four-zhang-long Ice Spear in his hand pierced through the heart of this mass-produced creature, and a Light Feather burst out from the tip of the spear.

"Second one! "Kevin casually tossed the Light Feather into his Space Pocket, floated forward, and silently chanted in his chest.

As the boy strolled leisurely up the Transparent Stairs of Spatial Overlap, the remaining six archangels fell victim to his cruelty.

One by one, the Angel's Feather that kept the system running were precisely located and then forced out of the body.

The God-made weapon, having lost their Power Core, stretched out their fingers, trying to reclaim their hearts, but could only struggle and petrify within the Space Prison, until even their remnants were swallowed up by the Spatial Rift.

As Kevin crushed the six Angel's Feather, the milky-white particles gradually seeped into the boy's body. Amidst the cracking sound of his joints stretching, a strange tingling sensation came from his back and shoulder blades, making him want to scratch his flesh to pieces.

But this strange sound lasted only a few breaths before the tingling and itching quickly transformed into a scalding heat.

"Laugh!"

In an instant, Kevin's clothes ripped apart on his back, and a pair of flawless white chicken wings grew out from his shoulder blades, flapping slowly without any weight.

Unlike his previous Energized Wings, these two now seemed to possess a physical form, and the close connection with his thoughts felt as nimble as if they were his own arms.

At the same time, his perception and agility seemed to be enhanced, and a third of his lower leg was exposed.

Obviously, it wasn't that his pants got shorter; it was that he grew taller.

This thing can actually catalyze his growth? Kevin plucked a feather and watched it gradually fade between his fingers, a faint excitement lingering in his heart.

Just as the boy was preparing to test some of the wings' other functions with great interest, he suddenly realized that the paddling and fighting below seemed to have stopped. Kevin frowned and looked down, only to find the surroundings completely silent.

He wiped out eight archangels whose strength was close to that of A-class Valkyrie with a mere flick of his wrist? Is this little guy really that fierce? Jill Hera's eyes gleamed with amazement, filled with shock and admiration.

Divine Grace Bearer well-informed and experienced Van Helsing and the saint Kansaki Shizuka were much calmer. In a sense, their status and rank surpassed those of the low-level henchmen under the command of these "gods".

But Heidewilli, who witnessed all of this, collapsed to the ground, feeling as if her Faith Collapse.

This child, who personally killed God's servants and stole their power, not only escaped punishment but was even promoted to an angel? How is that possible?

Little one, you've been hiding it well! Next time we meet, I'll definitely treat you well.

Murata Himeko parried Kansaki Shizuka's Commanding Blade, then kicked Lightning Sis away. Recalling the harassment from the day before, she couldn't help but feel uneasy.

At this moment, "Black Rock Shooter" retreated into the shadows, a slight smile playing on his lips.

It seems that the First Sequence Plan, which involved the [World Serpent] becoming part of the Honkai, has been completely terminated with the demise of the [God].

Therefore, you only have a second path left to take—become an angel and continuously advance through the ranks.

Tsk tsk, those women in the Merlot Heavenly Court focus too much on the group combat effectiveness of the Angel Legion, while the greatest potential of this Super Gene lies in its compatibility and mutability.

In this respect, Morgana, who accepts all kinds of people, is clearly ahead of her time in terms of thinking.

The fact that it can replicate the power of the rules from all six Herrscher Core is simply incredible.

Although full awakening will take some time, your potential is terrifying.

But hehe, Master, you're much cuter now than before.

Wearing Hatsune Miku, Alt Account's mind was in turmoil as her gaze secretly drifted towards the pale fingers that emerged from the shadows and grasped Van Helsing's bag.

The item arrived!

The Cat Masked Nightmare Elf, after breaking the protective spell, casually pulled open the bag, revealing only a Mithril Cross Coffin, just over three inches long, which rolled onto the bumpy street.

Before she could even pick up her spoils, Bronya's Heavy-Duty Rabbit swung its paw and knocked the Cross Coffin away.

Amidst a series of ear-piercing crashes, the small object gradually expanded, eventually growing to nearly two meters in length.

Space Shrinkage Technology? The kind that can get you a raise! I'll grab it first!

Murata Himeko swung her Eclipse Greatsword, forcing Kansaki Shizuka back, and quickly stepped forward. However, amidst the roar of machine guns and the dense hail of bullets, the Red-haired Mature Woman had no choice but to angrily pull back her right hand.

The bullet struck the overturned Cross Coffin, sending up a trail of sparks that apparently triggered some switch, causing the coffin lid to spring open.

The Holy Grail? What does it actually look like?

The gazes of the crowd were filled with anticipation, tension, curiosity, and worry, reflecting a variety of emotions.

At this moment, the Green Haired Creature, wrapped like a caterpillar in a white Restraint Suit, rolled out of the Cross Coffin, then wriggled its body all the way to a collapsed shop, where it opened its mouth and lifted the cardboard box.

She actually... picked up a slice of pizza from the bowl and was happily eating it right in front of everyone!

This thing... the Holy Grail?! The crowd exchanged bewildered glances.

P. S.: Whose caterpillar has been shipped?

Chapter 415, Section 435: The Unwitting Bystanders Who Get Caught in the Crossfire

Just as everyone was stunned, a dense stream of data surged into Kevin's mind, and a strange, synthesized electronic voice was clear yet tinged with pleasure.

"The cause of the natural disaster has been identified. World Mission begins: [Seven Trials], First Ring – The Holy Grail War!"

"Please seize the Holy Grail within 3 hours and escape the Saint Fath Town. You must hold the Holy Grail for more than 30 days. Quest reward: 1 Memory Fragment..."

"Friendly reminder: Only by completing the trials of the Seven Gates will you be qualified to inherit the Humanity's Fate. I await you at the end, my dear... Savior..."

Calamity Mission? Memory Fragment? Kevin frowned, his mind filled with a jumble of chaotic information, but for some reason, it remained blurry and indistinct.

The boy's longing for the past and the truth made his gaze complicated as he fixed his eyes on the Green Haired Pizza Girl in the collapsed shop.

However, as a representative of those who plan before acting, some action-oriented individuals are even faster than him.

This thing is mine!

Jill Hera, moving with lightning speed along the vertical wall, was the first to approach the green-haired Holy Grail, which was standing still eating pizza.

Don't even think about it! Inferno Roar!

Van Helsing raised his arm, the Heavy Machine Gun, rendered in a dark red hue, aimed at the lively Female Monkey, and unleashed a barrage of firepower.

The dense barrage of bullets struck the wall, creating a series of holes that gradually caused the entire building to crack and collapse.

However, Jill Hera was extremely agile and could easily climb any terrain. Even when there was nowhere to grab her weight, the woman would leap into the air, spread her arms, and form purplish-red wings of light between her armpits and ribs.

Amidst a dazzling arc of light, Jill Hera glided through the volley of bullets, now no more than ten meters from the green-haired Holy Grail.

"Divine Judgment!"

Once she regained her senses, Heidewilli immediately crouched down, grabbed the Cross Sniper Rifle, pulled the trigger, and fired Crimson Beam.

"Little sister, shooting in the back is not very ethical!"

Murata Himeko, who was specifically tasked with stirring up trouble, slammed her Eclipse Greatsword into Heidewilli's gun barrel, causing the muzzle to deflect. The distant Clock Tower was swept by the Crimson Beam and instantly snapped in two.

The upper part of the building, with its smooth cuts, slid slowly toward the ground under the influence of gravity, like slices of butter, eventually kicking up clouds of dust.

However, as the fighting between the two sides intensified, it gradually triggered a chain reaction.

With her hands free, Kansaki Shizuka took a deep breath and sheathed her Commanding Blade, revealing a few inches of its sharpness.

Immediately, seven invisible distortions and vibrations of air spread out, accompanied by a sharp wailing sound that almost pierced people's eardrums.

"Seven Flashes!"

Alert in mid-air, Jill Hera picked up a Golden Rose and, with a flick of her finger, scattered dozens of petals forward.

"Sizzle! Sizzle! Sizzle!"

The scattered golden petals were all cut into pieces by something sharp.

It's Steel Wire! Jill Hera's expression changed slightly. He raised his arms, and with the flapping of his wing membranes, his body, which was preparing to land, rose again.

Heavy-Duty Rabbit 19C! Taking advantage of its height for concealment, it stealthily approached Bronya near the Green-haired Holy Grail and immediately ordered its Tactical Mech to break through the blockade formed by the Steel Wire.

Instantly, several Dark Red High-Temperature Laser melted the Steel Wire, and the green-haired Holy Grail, still calmly munching on its pizza, was within reach.

"Get out of here!"

Jill Hera immediately lowered her body, firing her Rose of Fate of Destiny repeatedly at the Three-No Loli, hoping to make her back down.

However, the Heavy-Duty Rabbit standing next to Bronya immediately erected a Curved Metal Baffle, deflecting all of Rose of Fate's bullets with a clanging sound.

Like Three-No Girl driving a tank, she closed the distance step by step towards the location of the green-haired Holy Grail.

Jill Hera was furious and kept firing as he fell, hoping to find a blind spot in the Tactical Mech's defenses.

"Clang! Pfft!"

A hit?! Jill Hera was stunned when he heard the dull sound of flesh being torn apart. He stared at the heavily guarded Metal Baffle, utterly bewildered.

That's right... I hit the jackpot, but it wasn't Bronya, it was...

The crowd stopped fighting, their eerie and horrified gazes focusing on the green-haired Holy Grail inside the shop, where red and white blood seeped from the back of the head and the body convulsed instinctively.

How unlucky must this kid be to run into a ricocheting bomb while eating a pancake?

Kevin's lips twitched, and he covered his face in Affliction. The two members of the Roman Papal Legion and Kansaki Shizuka, who had come to make contact, were equally astonished.

When the "caterpillar" who was caught in the crossfire finally stopped convulsing, everyone looked at each other in bewilderment.

This Holy Grail seems to have cooled down?

After a moment of deathly silence, Bronya, who was closest to the "caterpillar," suddenly noticed that the bloodstains on the back of the green-haired Holy Grail's head were gradually fading, and the broken skull had been completely pieced back together.

"Hey, you bunch of barbarians, if you're going to fight, just leave it to me while I'm eating! Breakfast is very important!"

The victim shook her head, and a cold, slightly nasal, arrogant tone came from her mouth.

I finally found a pizza, but unfortunately I can't eat it.

The green-haired Holy Grail looked at its beloved food, now fallen to the ground, its delicate brows furrowed, and it rolled its eyes.

However, before the girl could continue berating the group of barbarians, her delicate body, tightly bound by a white Restraint Suit, was lifted off the ground by a hand.

Kevin looked down at the green-haired woman stretching her pale neck, trying to snatch another pizza from the store, and his lips twitched slightly.

The scene made him feel like he had just strolled through a market and was now carrying a turtle tied up with straw rope. The turtle, completely unaware that it was about to die, was still stretching its neck, still thinking about the Dried Fish in the basin.

"Given the host's excellent performance, a vehicle is hereby awarded: a helicopter. Please proceed to the South Pacific Region, at 47°9′S, 126°43′W, within three days to carry out the second phase of the mission."

At this moment, Holographic Projection began to project into the little boy's mind, showing that his position relative to the helicopter was constantly closing.

Who exactly are you? Kevin narrowed his eyes, completely baffled by the source of the voice in his mind, but in order to pursue the truth, he could only let it be for now.

Just as the boy was lost in thought, a warning signal made him instinctively raise Spatial Barrier. However, a figure suddenly rushed out from in front of him, drew his gun, and shot the incoming Holy Cross Grenade.

"I've paid back what I owed you..."

Jill Hera turned and pointed the gun at the boy, her eyes dark and menacing, her index finger pressing hard on the trigger.

"Bang!"

A wisp of smoke rose from the wall behind Kevin. Jill Hera angrily retracted the Rose of Fate of Destiny that had been raised, turned her back to the boy, and muttered through gritted teeth.

"You have 30 seconds! Get out!"

Jill Hera lunged forward, blocking Van Helsing's path as he donned Mithril Short Sword.

"I will help your mother regain consciousness; that's my promise."

Kevin glanced at Jill Hera intently, murmured something, then grabbed the green-haired Holy Grail and leaped toward the Military Green Helicopter that appeared at the eastern edge of the town.

P. S.: Persecuting CC. When I wrote about this kid being shot, I suddenly laughed. It was so funny.

Chapter 416, Section 436: It's all because of flat chests

The helicopter eventually landed on the helipad of the Town Government Building. Kevin opened the cabin door with his bare hands, and stuffed the green-haired Holy Grail, which was wrapped in Restraint Suit straitjacket, into the seat.

"I've already added your information to the Participant List. Whether you get the Holy Grail depends on your own efforts. Also, this helicopter is registered and can safely cross the border."

"Koko?"

The moment the helicopter pilot turned around, the familiar face caught Kevin off guard and made him feel awkward.

"Stop talking. I'm only responsible for buying information. You have your reasons, but I don't want to ask, much less care."

The arms dealer, having relinquished her Escape Card Arms Queen card, waved slightly, her tone somewhat serious, before jumping off the helicopter without looking back, ready to sever ties with someone.

The Neutral Protection Strategy of Arms Dealer is quite important. She is now blatantly choosing to side with them, which has already crossed the line. If this continues, it will be difficult to explain later.

But Koko overestimated the patience of everyone present; in a short moment, they had each made their choices.

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