This World Is Seriously Ill
Chapter 282

Tempted by the Big Sister Next Door / The "Mature Woman" Type Is Saved (First Update)

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"The three of us have classes, Sister Jill has some things to investigate, and someone has to be on duty at the company every day. So, it's tough starting a business, keep going..."

Tendou Kisara's smile was somewhat mocking, while Rentaro Satomi other reluctantly swallowed their pizzas, then nodded in unison, their faces full of agreement.

"So, for the next month, I'm going to live with that Green Haired Pizza Girl and eat this stuff every single day?"

Kevin's lips twitched; he felt as if a bolt from the blue had struck his mind.

"Okay, remember to finish every meal you receive, no waste!"

This somewhat cunning Junior High School Student girl nodded with a grin, and then added insult to injury for Kevin.

Kevin gritted his teeth and swallowed the remaining half of the pizza, pounded his chest to calm his churning stomach, and then grinned menacingly.

"Has anyone seen my adorable maid? The one with the green hair..."

"Hiding in his room eating pizza and counting his collected Pizza Hut stamps, he seems pretty happy..."

Tendou Kisara's eyes darted around, secretly fanning the flames from the side.

Who could blame her? On her very first day, this maid spent the entire month's worth of company meals in order to collect Pizza Hut stamps, and even bought herself a full-dive device from Sword Art Online.

Moreover, she spends all day either hiding indoors or wandering around, relies entirely on takeout for her meals, and is completely inconsiderate even when serving tea or water, let alone performing basic tasks like cleaning and tidying.

Therefore, this kind of maid must be thoroughly trained!

Kevin understood, took a deep breath, and with a sinister, forced smile, got up and knocked on the Green-haired Witch's bedroom door.

"Are you really not eating lunch here? Poor Kevin..."

Out of consideration for the fact that a certain White-haired Shota had once bribed her with candy, Enju Aihara whispered a considerate word.

Tendou Kisara sneakily pulled the four of them to a corner, pulled an invitation from his pocket, and looked slightly smug.

"What are you eating for! A big order is just coming in, and the customer is meeting at a famous restaurant..."

"Given this opportunity, we should definitely enjoy a big meal! Besides, four people should be the maximum we can take out..."

"If any of you want to stay in Kevin's place, I won't object..."

Sashimi, abalone, lobster... It's been so long since I've had these... The pampered young lady of the Tendo Family couldn't help but smack her lips, swallow the saliva that welled up between her teeth, and looked on with anticipation.

Enju Aihara and Rentaro Satomi, who had initially felt a little sorry for the White-haired Shota, suddenly started shaking their heads like rattles.

At the same time, the White-haired Shota who entered the room drew the curtains, locked the windows, and then turned his gaze to the culprit on the bed who was completely unaware of the impending disaster.

Cheese-kun... Cheese-kun... I only need twelve more stamps... to get it...

A black hat, a yellow body, so soft—it must be so comfortable to hold in your arms at night.

Green Haired Witch, dressed in a baggy, Restraint Suit, lay sprawled on her pillow, happily counting the Pizza Hut stamps laid out on the bedside table, muttering to herself as her pale feet dangled back and forth in front of someone's eyes.

"Dear Ms. CC, did you order the pizza this month?"

As the eerie, chilling voice came from the foot of the bed, the Green Haired Witch nodded without any remorse, her glance revealing a hint of disdain.

"Ugh... Do you know that eating pizza for a month will make someone nauseous?"

Kevin's breath hitched, his cheek muscles twitched, and he began to patiently "reason" with him.

However, the Green Haired Witch, who had counted the stamps again, answered without a care.

"Anyway, I won't..."

Stay calm! Win people over with kindness! She's Record of All Things! We must cultivate a good relationship with her!

Kevin's forehead veins bulged as he muttered to himself, trying to convince himself, before earnestly offering advice to the witch before him.

"If you want to integrate into this world, you need to learn to consider others..."

CC painstakingly stacked the stamps one by one, her eyes fixed on them, and answered casually.

"So, I ordered all ten-plus flavors of pizza, so I can eat them in different ways..."

My God, just how obsessed are you with pizza?! Kevin's head throbbed with pain.

This is crucial for recoding the world—I'll tolerate it!

Seeing that persuasion was futile, he could only prioritize his own safety, rolling his eyes and complaining.

"If you like it, then just order your own portion. Why are you torturing me?"

CC contentedly put the folded stamps into the drawer, clapped her hands, and looked completely at ease.

"Hmm... I don't have enough stamps from Cheese-kun, accumulating them one by one is too slow..."

Look... what an honest child! There should be more sincerity between people...

So why should I hold back?! Kevin felt a surge of heat coursing through his convulsing heart and into his brain, his eyes instantly turning bloodshot.

"Lie down! Lie still! I need to take a nap to aid digestion!"

Amidst the irritable commanding voice, realizing the temperature had dropped a few degrees, and preparing to approach the Green Haired Witch at the door, he involuntarily stepped onto the bed, mentally noting the matter down in his little notebook.

Chapter 461, Section 487: The Temptation from the Girl Next Door

Kevin woke up refreshed at noon, but when the doorbell rang and he took the pizza box from the deliveryman, his face darkened.

But CC, who had been deactivated from command, seemed carefree. She snuggled to the bedside, picked up a slice of pizza, nibbled on the crispy crust first, and then took small bites of the soft center, her pretty face showing unusual satisfaction.

But after only a few bites, Kevin, who had been living a life of luxury in recent years, found it hard to swallow. He casually grabbed the Green Haired Pizza Girl next to him and headed out the door.

After spending so much time together, he figured it out.

CC, this ageless witch, possessed the Geass of "being loved" before she became the Record of All Things.

Therefore, she always enjoys the spotlight, accepts all distorted admiration and goodwill, and taking and receiving are the norm, while giving very little in return.

The only person CC could look at as an equal was probably the nun who changed her status from slavery.

Unfortunately, it wasn't until the truth was revealed that CC discovered the nun's kindness towards her was actually just a pretense to free herself; she had never received genuine care.

Even after obtaining the "Code" and becoming the Queen of the Female Instructors, her abilities still inspire fear and awe, and the cold superior-subordinate relationship is almost devoid of warmth.

The higher you climb, the lonelier you become. Even if everything you want is within reach, what's the point of living like that?

Tired of this kind of life, CC chose to break away from the control of the Roman Curia, hoping to find meaning in life.

However, her abilities caused panic within the church, and the saint who spread the light of God was naturally transformed into a witch who worshipped evil.

Therefore, this Green Haired Witch who only knows how to take and not how to give needs to be completely transformed.

Kevin's favorite thing to do is to bring so-called gods and demons down from their higher or lower dimensions to the mundane world, where they are on par with human nature.

Those who made history were humanoid beings from the Divine River Body, so whether it was divinity or demonic nature, it all boils down to humanity.

"Hey! Here! You can't just eat pizza all the time. Try new things, experience new things, and always keep your life full of surprises."

On the way, Kevin, who really knows how to enjoy life, ordered tempura, Oden, Taiyaki, and other local delicacies from the roadside food stalls, and also shared some with the witch who looked a bit disappointed after leaving.

"Street stalls? Your taste is truly vulgar..."

The Green Haired Witch, who harbors a deep grudge against someone, will definitely deliver sarcastic and veiled remarks whenever she gets the chance to speak.

Despite this, she ate very quickly, devouring more than a dozen snacks without stopping, and her technique of taking money out of Kevin's pocket to buy things became increasingly skillful.

"Huh? Salmon Sushi, looks pretty good, let me try some..."

In an effort to build a good relationship with the "real Tool Person" in front of him, Kevin stepped forward, hoping to get a few pieces of sushi to try.

Unexpectedly, CC ruthlessly slapped his paw away. The witch's narrowed eyes flashed with a dangerous and wary gaze, like a wildcat about to have its Dried Fish stolen.

"Mine!"

The Green Haired Witch raised her chin, asserting her dominance over the food with an arrogant expression, but a grain of rice at the corner of her mouth greatly diminished her authority.

Seeing CC speak with such confidence, Kevin was immediately astonished.

Is this the legendary shameless secret technique—"What's yours is mine, and what's mine is still mine!"?

Immediately, the White-haired Shota's mocking gaze fell on CC's barely curved chest, and he inwardly grumbled.

Indeed, he has a magnanimous heart! I admire him! I admire him!

Tsk, the Green Haired Witch makeover project... the road ahead is long and arduous.

After eating and drinking to their hearts' content, the little boy sighed inwardly, then pulled CC, who was about to stroll towards Pizza Hut, and walked into the "Seventh Heaven Bar" in the Midgar Street.

Upon entering, the two noticed that since it was daytime working hours, there weren't many people sitting there; only a handful, perhaps two or three.

Kevin went straight to the bar, stood on tiptoe, and sweetly called out to the pretty young female bartender who was wiping the glasses, while winking mischievously.

"Sister Tifa, you promised to tutor me this afternoon, remember?"

Seeing that the little boy who had seen some special secrets last night had actually come to "seek knowledge," Tifa half helpless and half relieved.

In any case, it's worthwhile to establish a stable teacher-student relationship, coax the child to keep the secret, and spend some time teaching him self-defense techniques.

After handing over the task of guarding the store to Uncle Barret, Tifa led Kevin to the underground training room in the backyard, while CC was left in the front room to drink cocktails and count Pizza Hut stamps.

Throughout the journey, Kevin behaved very well and obediently, not touching or saying anything he shouldn't have, which completely dispelled Tifa's last remaining doubts about the boy.

Actually, Tifa had already confirmed with Kevin last night when she took him home that he was a minor shareholder of the Tendo Family, an acquaintance, and that he was planning to spend the holiday in Tokyo.

Just to be on the safe side, Tifa also checked Kevin and the others' identity information, and everything was flawless.

Even the little guy's investment was because his elders were unable to intervene directly and instructed him to help the orphaned Tendou Kisara.

The Avalanche Organization also had some vague knowledge of the Tendo Family's troubles, so this reason was unassailable.

Even though the child brought along a cousin and a maid, it was a reflection of the family's heritage and felt perfectly natural.

However, when it comes to cunning and rudimentary tactics, how could the Avalanche Organization possibly outmaneuver this seasoned little fox before them?

Not to mention that the Arms Dealer Koko has extensive connections and a very solid identity that can withstand rigorous investigation.

Even Kevin, who had robbed three or four super organizations in the Middle East, knew the principle of having multiple burrows and also had some channels to launder his identity.

After all, having committed so many evil deeds, how could these notorious "White Demon" of the Middle East have remained unpunished for so long without having some backup plans?

Besides, with his savings from over the years, plus the huge sum he extorted from Koko, he wasn't short of money.

Why bother with the trouble if money can solve the problem?

While Kevin pondered, he secretly memorized the method to enter the underground training room in the backyard and estimated whether the Seventh Heaven had any hidden areas.

To be able to establish himself on this street, each of the five individuals possesses unique skills, and they even pose a slight threat to him...

All these factors combined made the observant little fox suspicious of the way to the Seventh Heaven.

Throughout history, those who plan ahead have always been better off than those who don't, and those who are prepared are always better off than those who aren't. It's always good to be cautious.

Even if there are no problems, having several beautiful older women as mentors feels pretty good.

After all, everyone at home is so sarcastic and unpleasant to get along with; it's never as comfortable as being treated like a child.

At this moment, Tifa bent down, offered him a drink, asked him in a gentle tone, and lightly stroked the little boy's head, a delicate fragrance lingering in his nostrils.

That gentle smile exudes an irresistible charm of a kind, comforting older sister, fulfilling every child's fantasy of a gentle, Mature Woman.

Kevin, who was busy fighting wits with those women all day, finally relaxed and experienced the warmth of being cared for and loved, almost bringing tears to his eyes.

I'm only a little over ten years old! I'm always made to do all the dirty and hard work. God knows what I've been through growing up!

P. S.: Yesterday's statistics: 320 recommendations, 19 monthly tickets, 200 rewards, 2 razor blades.

There are currently 25 chapters owed.

I need to ask for leave from everyone. I'll only be posting two updates today. An elder of mine passed away on the first day of the Lunar New Year (don't worry, he had a stroke and died of natural causes). The funeral is tomorrow, and I need to attend the ceremony.

I have to help out at the store during the day on the 27th, so this is all the time I can spare. I'll try my best to update 4 times on the 28th, I should be able to.

Chapter 462, Section 488: The Rescued "Mature Woman" (First Update)

Punching power...600 pounds!

In the underground training room, Tifa stared at the flashing scarlet numbers on the boxing dynamometer screen, her lips slightly agape in surprise at the little boy's performance.

That's roughly 270 kilograms, which is the striking power of an adult professional boxer! No, it's even stronger than a professional boxer!

Generally speaking, body weight and punching power are directly proportional. Professional heavyweight boxers weigh over 86 kilograms and their punching power can reach two or even three times their own body weight.

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