This World Is Seriously Ill
Chapter 303

The Paramecium War / If I Say I'll Kill Your Whole Family, I'll Kill Your Whole Family! (Bonus Chapter)

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Nighttime, at the dining table.

Kevin rubbed the large bump on his head and ate cautiously. The girls, except for Raiden Mei who wasn't there, couldn't help but chuckle. Even the Three-No Girl Bronya couldn't help but raise the corners of her mouth slightly.

At that moment, the sound of running water from the bathroom continued. After wiping her hands, Raiden Mei sat calmly in a chair and set out with her bowl and chopsticks.

"Ahem, how is Kiana?"

Kevin knew he couldn't get past this hurdle, so he ate until he was about 70% full beforehand and then asked the question with a dry cough.

"I heard it was you who kissed her, and she turned green with anger. She's even throwing up in the bathroom now..."

"Plus the hangover headache, I probably won't be able to eat this meal..."

Raiden Mei glanced at the boy, her face calm. She had no substantial evidence, and it would be unreasonable to blame Kevin for the problem.

"What?! She threw up after kissing me!"

Kevin's lips twitched, and he stood up angrily.

A single-celled, dead Paramecium! You mean you got a good deal and then complain that I'm disgusting, right?

"So fast?"

Seele was startled, hurriedly clutched her lower abdomen, leaned close to Bronya and whispered, hastily distancing herself from Kevin.

"Yes! Very likely! Mother had the same reaction when she was pregnant with my younger brother!"

The mischievous child, Xing, looked thoughtful before giving a firm answer.

"Kiana- neechan, will I have to carry this big belly from now on? That's terrifying!"

The little girl, who had become familiar with several peers, hurriedly covered her cherry lips and looked towards the bathroom with a hint of pity.

Afterwards, the little girls got together and headed to the restroom.

Raiden Mei and Bronya, hearing the little ones next to them who had never had a sex education class making such wild imaginations, exchanged bewildered glances, unsure where the rumor was coming from, and forgot to chase after them.

"I suddenly remembered I have something to do today, so I'll have to go now!"

Realizing something was wrong, Kevin quietly slipped towards the door, and just as it was about to close, he tossed out a perfunctory excuse before hurriedly disappearing into the night.

"You bastard Kevin! You stole my first kiss and then slandered me! I'll fight you to the death!"

A moment later, an angry roar came from Raiden Mei's villa, and the glass of the French windows rattled.

Even from three or four blocks away, Kevin could feel the murderous intent condensing in the air, and a chilling sensation on the back of his neck.

Luckily, he ran fast! Kevin wiped away a cold sweat and breathed a sigh of relief, but then felt a little depressed again.

It seems like I'm the victim? But why is everyone blaming me? Damn black-attracting constitution!

Kevin resented the unfairness of fate, but he deliberately ignored the fact that his scheming and mischief had ultimately backfired.

After causing a ruckus until midnight, the little boy sneaked back to the Tendou Civil Security Company, opened his bedroom, and counted the number of people.

He was immediately struck by the fact that in another room CC was sleeping soundly with Fuse Midori in her arms, while on his bed lay the three little girls Chizuru Kase, Oto, and Kanade.

As for sleeping outside, forget about it. That stingy Tendou Kisara didn't buy any extra bedding to save money.

There's no other way, I'll just have to make do for one night.

Kevin went into CC's room, leaned against the thousand-year-old witch, and fell into a deep sleep.

Around noon, the boy woke up from his sleep and saw that he was covered with a blanket. He smiled warmly and then went to the front hall to find something to eat.

However, the box of sturgeon pizza on the table made him lose his appetite. It had been more than half a month, and he still hadn't finished the work meals CC had ordered. He definitely needed to find an opportunity to go to Sister Tifa's house or Raiden Mei's house for meals more often.

Otherwise, he'd go crazy eating this stuff every day.

However, before he could even start planning how to sneak out and steal some food, Rentaro Satomi was at the front desk, received a phone call, and his expression immediately turned rather unpleasant.

"It's the school! Xiaozhu and the others' identities... have been exposed!"

Kevin threw the half-eaten pizza into the trash can, his eyes narrowed slightly, and he nodded faintly.

Afterwards, the two rode together in a newly purchased office car and headed straight for Kukita Elementary School.

But before they even entered the classroom, they could see five little girls all alone, squeezed outside by a group of elementary school students and a few parents.

The twin sisters, Fuse Midori and Enju Aihara, who are sensitive by nature and very concerned about their status Cursed Children, turned pale under the vicious insults of their former classmate.

They hung their heads, their expressions dejected and sorrowful, tears still clinging to the corners of their eyes, with Enju Aihara's reaction being the most intense.

She was the person who had stayed at Kukita Elementary School the longest, and had long since developed a strong sense of belonging to every tree and blade of grass there.

Fortunately, Chizuru Kase, who was more mature than others, was able to keep her emotions in check and comfort the girls who had been ostracized.

With the screeching of tires, Kevin and Rentaro Satomi each opened the car door and rushed forward to protect the five little girls.

Upon seeing their support arrive, the four wronged children rushed into the arms of the two women and sobbed.

"What's going on? Can someone explain this to me? You have an obligation to do so, teacher, don't you?"

Kevin patted the children on the head to comfort them, then turned and smiled at the homeroom teacher.

"They are Cursed Children and will bring danger to the students. Starting today, they don't need to come anymore; it's better for everyone."

The seemingly respectable homeroom teacher appeared to be calming the students down, but he acted as if the bullying among them was perfectly normal.

"No! During PE class, we saw someone about to fall from the second-floor balcony, so we used our abilities to help! We didn't hurt them! Everyone saw that!"

Enju Aihara tried to explain in a hoarse voice, but as her bloodshot eyes swept around, most of the people in the know avoided her gaze. The one or two who wanted to speak were pulled back by their parents or friends behind them.

Her usual friend, whom she greeted with a familiar greeting, was so startled that she turned and ran back to the classroom.

"We... we clearly did a good deed, why don't you say so...?"

Seeing everyone's reactions, the twin sister, Yin, also fell into confusion and Affliction.

"Maybe you pushed it down yourselves!"

"None of the Cursed Children are good; they'll all turn into monsters sooner or later! Because you Gastrea are killing people everywhere, that's why Mother..."

The light brown-haired boy pointed the sharp end of his triangle ruler at the group of Cursed Children, his face filled with malice and hatred.

"I didn't do it! I'm human... a human!"

Enju Aihara lowered her head, repeatedly stating her identity, but her voice grew softer and softer.

Kevin smiled, approached the two men with a humble and gentle expression, took out a waving waving hand at them, his lips moving as if he wanted to say something closer.

The angry little boy and the seemingly respectable teacher, whether for the thrill of revenge or for the lure of personal gain, couldn't help but lean closer to listen.

Finally, they heard those two words clearly.

"... Idiot!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a powerful slap knocked the homeroom teacher to the ground. Kevin then grabbed the boy by the neck and slowly lifted him off the ground. Due to suffocation, the boy's face turned an Affliction purplish-red.

"What are you doing! Kevin! Stop! Put them down!"

Rentaro Satomi was taken aback when Kevin suddenly attacked someone, then shouted at him sternly.

Left with no other choice, the boy casually threw the boy, who had suffocated to the point of incontinence, on the ground, then raised his hands and shouted at Rentaro Satomi, who had subconsciously drawn his gun.

"Alright, alright, come here, and I'll tell you why, okay?"

Rentaro Satomi a deep breath, lowered the muzzle of his gun, and wanted to have a serious talk with Kevin.

However, just a step away, the boy's smile vanished, he easily snatched the gun, and casually slapped the police officer, who was upholding "justice," until he was stunned.

Looking at Rentaro Satomi's swollen cheeks, the boy leaned closer and snorted coldly, slowly uttering his so-called reason.

"Idiot!"

P. S.: There should be two more updates before 10 PM tonight.

It will definitely let you enjoy the pleasure of tax evasion.

Furthermore, I dislike Rentaro Satomi's unwavering pursuit of coexistence; he's too indecisive, and when things go wrong, he only displays impotent rage. I've wanted to beat him up for a long time.

Chapter 498, Section 525: If I say I'll kill your whole family, I'll kill your whole family! (Bonus Chapter)

"Bang!"

Kevin then coldly kicked Rentaro Satomi in the chest, sending him flying back to Enju Aihara's side, causing the man to fall unconscious.

He was afraid of accidentally killing these ordinary people, so he had to restrain himself. But Rentaro Satomi, he should be beaten to death!

Kevin looked around. The surrounding area was silent, everyone frozen in place. No one expected that this smiling child would suddenly erupt in anger and use such ruthless methods.

Then, a gaze as sharp as a hawk pierced from the side, and a figure as swift as the wind raised a foot and broke the homeroom teacher's wrist. The phone, which was dialing the emergency number, shattered into pieces.

This is... a violent crime!

"The school will not tolerate such egregious behavior..."

The homeroom teacher, his cheeks bulging and cold sweat beading on his forehead, screamed a warning to the brutal boy.

Kevin casually dialed the phone number that Kukita Headmaster had given him. After a dial tone, a somewhat eager voice on the other end greeted him first.

"Headmaster, someone wants my sisters to transfer to another school. According to the donation contract everyone signed, you broke the contract first, so..."

"Who! Which bastard dares to be so bold! Please give him the phone, Mr. Kevin, I'll speak to him personally!"

The headmaster opposite was initially startled, then revealed a furious emotion, desperately trying to make amends.

Why would the principal of Gouda Private Academy be so concerned about Rentaro Satomi, had attended school?

Why are these young girls, who have just registered their household registration, able to enroll in a school and even receive tutoring from teachers who have transitioned to other professions?

It's all because this young master on the other side gave so much!

If all five children graduate successfully, the other party is willing to donate $50,000 annually!

Of course, the other party wasn't a fool with too much money. According to the transaction contract, if the five children were unable to complete their studies due to problems with the school, Gouda Academy would have to pay more than 10 times the amount in compensation!

Therefore, even though the homeroom teacher gritted his teeth and revealed the identities of all the children, the school principal didn't hesitate at all and directly ordered the homeroom teacher, who had been watching the situation spiral out of control, to get out of there.

$50,000 a year! A 10-fold payout! Let alone just the rumored dangerous "Cursed Children," even if he were to take in dozens of AIDS patients, he would treat them like royalty!

A doctor father in the crowd, out of professional ethics, began to clean his wounds and perform simple immobilization and bandaging, but the homeroom teacher looked ashen-faced.

"Violent crime? What do you think that money is for? Medical expenses, of course..."

"Look, I'm a law-abiding citizen, and I'm very reasonable."

The boy took out another wad of banknotes, patted the homeroom teacher's cheek, and answered with a smile.

"Bang!"

As Kevin spoke, the large pistol roared, and a bullet struck the grass in front of the foot of one of the men who had turned around. Under the chilling force, everyone's limbs stiffened, unable to move an inch.

"So please show some respect, don't wander around, and definitely don't take pictures without permission..."

"Oh, let me formally introduce myself..."

The boy skillfully held the pistol horizontally across his chest, smiled, and bowed. The stunned crowd crouched down, covering their heads in fear. Some screamed, but no matter what they did, they couldn't make a sound.

"I, Kevin Hakumen, the younger brother of Koko Hakumen, the Arms Queen of Africa and the Middle East, grew up in a war zone..."

"Before I learn how to use a fork, I'll learn how to kill with a gun. Don't underestimate me just because I'm small; I've killed at least dozens, maybe even hundreds..."

"So, although I'm a bit impulsive, I'm still reasonable. If you want to call the police, I wouldn't mind..."

"Anyway, if I say I'll kill someone's whole family, then I'll kill their whole family!"

One of the men, who looked like a lawyer, swallowed hard, tightly embraced his son who had just been hostile to the Cursed Children, and tried to persuade him.

"Sir, this is Japan, a country ruled by law. Being too impulsive will not do you any good."

Kevin nodded approvingly, a smile spreading across his face. He pulled out a series of standard identification documents, including an insurance policy and driver's license, which he had prepared long ago, from the Spatial Rift and handed them to the lawyer for verification.

"Support the rule of law! Praise the rule of law! Praise the Juvenile Law! Praise the reformatory!"

"Don't worry, if I get caught, I'll turn myself in, spend a few years in the reformatory to reflect on my actions, and then come out to continue killing your whole family!"

The boy's brutal logic left the lawyer speechless and chilled to the bone. At the same time, he also realized how lenient and comprehensive Japan's Juvenile Law were in protecting minors.

However, that serious expression on his face only lasted for half a second before it vanished with a smile.

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