This World Is Seriously Ill
Chapter 311

No Fun at All / Doctor Strange's Lousy Boyfriend Lines

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Fool: An ordinary person.

Apostle: Possessing special talents, favored by fate, and revelation.

Knight: A mature, high-tier unit, or a basic hero unit.

Upper three levels

Lord: Possesses the power to trigger regional change, transcending the realm of the individual.

Monarch: Decides the rise and fall, the survival and destruction of one or more countries, or even a continent.

Deities: Their influence can permeate one or more cultural zones, and their role in the entirety of human history is indispensable.

Chapter 511 (539) - Absolutely No Gaming Experience (Bonus Chapter)

"Boom!"

At the critical moment, it completely ignored the Spatial Barrier and frantically infiltrated the surging black clouds, spreading out to form a female face wearing a metal mask, which forcefully withstood Kevin's full-force attack.

"Mother..."

Sephiroth and the others, gazing at the enormous face that appeared in the sky, lowered their proud heads, their voices filled with remorse and awe.

Clusters of purplish-black crystals, parasitic in the void, spread towards the ground, quickly occupying half the space, forming a pair of giant hands that covered the sky and the earth, forcibly prying open the originally closed rock layers.

The six Shinra Special Forces broke free, their eyes flashing with a suspicious red light, and all their wounds had healed.

"Immortal! Immortal!! Immortal!!!"

The shouts, which started low and then rose high, flowed from the lips of that face, conveying a chilling majesty and madness.

Immediately, a colossal hand formed from purplish-black crystal tore through layers of space and struck directly at the Eden Angel.

Creator... Jenova! Damn it, that unlucky guy who I only ever remembered as a background character, he actually brought him back to life!

Kevin stared at the metal mask face with its feminine features, his lips twitching violently. He wished he could slap himself for his jinxed mouth.

As the Sword of Flames blocked, the giant hand and the sword's edge collided solidly.

The extremely distorted Space Corridor suddenly exploded, and countless purplish-black crystal fragments shattered simultaneously, falling like a meteor shower.

In an instant, a deep valley nearly a hundred meters deep formed on the slopes of the Hida Mountains, and everything within its reach was reduced to a sea of flowing lava.

A high- King-class! And this isn't even in its complete form! Where did Schrodinger Company dig this up from?! It's definitely an ancient evil god!

Kevin cursed inwardly. Black patterns appeared on the Sword of Flames in his hand, and its light dimmed. A tiny crack appeared on the chest of his sacred and majestic Eden Angel Alt Account.

In a head-on confrontation, the once-proud young boy, who had boasted that he could roam freely across half the globe, had to frustratingly discover that defeating his opponent was quite difficult.

On the contrary, it's easier for the opposing team to focus fire on him and kill him.

This damn Earth, can't it just stay quiet for a few days? I'm King-class being! The pinnacle of existence that the entire world couldn't possibly match with two hands! Can't you at least give me some gaming experience?

Look at the lousy opponents they've assigned me! The Holy Grail War has two near- King-class saints, a whole bunch of knights and lords, and every single one of them is a huge pitfall that I can challenge even if I'm not a level above them!

On Skull Island, a City of R'lyeh, which could almost defy the rules of Earth, suddenly appeared. The evil god Squidward inside was too sleepy to wake up, otherwise he would have caused all the participants to die repeatedly!

Upon arriving in Tokyo, Japan, Pseudo-Herrscher, Stage Five Gastrea, Shinra Special Forces from the New Human Plan, and Lord-class beings running around everywhere, more common than cheap cabbages.

The Hida Mountains had just risen to prominence when suddenly a creator named Jenova appeared! And judging from his aura, he's an extraterrestrial life form not from Earth!

I'll throw this at you, Rem! Are you a sore loser?! Are you a sore loser?!

Kevin thought about his blood and tears since his debut, and he felt like tearing the boss in charge of game planning out of the game and whipping him a hundred times.

Despite his complex inner thoughts, Kevin's hands were not idle. He switched the Sword of Flames to his left hand, took a step forward, clenched his right fist in the air, and swung it out suddenly.

Inch-force - Heaven-opening!

The strike, a fusion of the power of thunder and the sharpness of space, is like a giant awakening from antiquity, delivering a world-destroying punch to the ants on the ground.

The space reached by the fist was first divided into countless pieces, and then the power of lightning pierced through them, completely obliterating the purplish-black crystal rooted in the void, and melting a terrifying hole in the face.

"Let judgment descend, my son!"

The Creator Jenova's enormous face murmured coldly, devoid of emotion. His arms and face, formed from purplish-black crystals, disintegrated and merged into the black mist, then swiftly descended and poured into Sephiroth's body.

At this moment, Sephiroth's body swelled up, instantly reaching the same level as the Eden Angel. The spreading purplish-black crystals formed an exterior resembling armor and feathers, combining ferocity and beauty.

Star of Eden - Suppression!

Void Lock! Phase Shift!

Shadow of Purple Lightning! Thunderous Speed!

Fusion Skill: Thunder and Flame Heavenly Wound!

As Kevin analyzed the Herrscher Core, he unleashed a series of his most powerful skills, resulting in thousands of transparent chains that spread and grew, and the imposing figure of the Eden Angel vanished in a flash.

Then, the sword blade cleaved down from the void, pointing directly at Sephiroth, who was wrapped in a black cocoon by four Wings.

"No way! The liberation of anger!"

"The Seed of the Goddess!"

Sephiroth's best friend Angel, and Genesis, an artistic youth who grew up with them, struggled to break free from their restraints. Due to the overwhelming flow of power, they gradually lost their human form.

"Boom!"

Thunder and flames exploded, Angel and Genesis' Wings fell off, their mutated bodies developed fine cracks, and they crashed heavily into the surging sea of lava on the ground.

Zack, who had been secretly holding back, and two other Shinra Special Forces had been actively swimming, immediately bent down and pulled up the two severely injured men, then intentionally or unintentionally retreated far away.

Wherever there are people, there is a social hierarchy. This is such an obvious case of using someone else to do one's dirty work; it seems Sephiroth isn't very popular within Shinra.

Kevin gave a cold laugh, but as soon as he raised his hand, a blazing blue-white beam of light pierced through the air and shattered half of the Eden Angel's hand.

Heavenly Ladder Railgun? Why is everyone getting involved?!

Kevin, who had repeatedly failed to make a move, saw the four jet-black wings slowly unfolding and Sephiroth's abnormally developed body. He twitched his lips, swung his sword, and then decisively tore through space and fled.

It's unlikely that they'll completely annihilate the enemy, but when it comes to escaping, Kevin, with his spatial teleportation ability, can basically retreat without taking any damage.

However, his speed was not fast, and he even left obvious spatial fluctuations. As expected, Weiss, known as the "Pure White Emperor," and Nero, the "Pitch Black Darkness," these two Shinra agents with serious selfish motives, actually came together to follow the trail.

The little boy gave a sinister smile and turned to wander into the Hida Mountains. Now it was Kevin's turn to lure the enemy in and defeat them one by one—that's what I do best.

In mid-air, Sephiroth, who had accepted the will of his creator Jenova, suddenly opened his eyes, his gaze distant, and a sinister smile played on his lips.

"Ha, humans..."

"We are the future of this This Planet..."

Immediately, Sephiroth spread his five fingers towards the starry sky, and under his guidance, meteorites carrying unknown disasters, like a swarm of bees summoned, rushed towards this Weilan planet!

Chapter 512, Section 540: Doctor Strange's Scumbag Quotes (Bonus Chapter)

At the same time, many watchful eyes converged on the Hida Mountains.

On the streets of Tokyo, Green Twin-tailed Girl, eating strawberry ice cream at a dessert shop, rolled her eyes and shoved a huge spoonful of cream into her mouth.

The planet's self-protection mechanisms haven't even been weakened to their lowest point, and they've already started taking action? So hasty!

Never mind, they have faith in you, Mater-chan, ganbatte!

"Boss! One matcha ice cream and two Strawberry Sundae!"

Hatsune Miku tapped the hollowed-out paper cup, raised her hand and shouted towards the counter, her little face full of excitement and joy.

"The largest portion!"

The girl tossed her twin ponytails and continued adding to the list.

In the apartment building at 221B Baker Street, London, England, which had been taken over by a mysterious tenant, Doctor Strange, Stephen, wearing a deerstalker hat and smoking a black pipe, sat leisurely on the sofa.

Since he was no longer required to guard the three sanctuaries, his days had been quite leisurely, and at this moment, the new Sorcerer Supreme was flipping through a Sherlock Holmes novel series.

What made things even more comfortable was that the floating Magic Cloak took full responsibility for serving tea and water. As Doctor Strange raised his right hand, a cup of freshly brewed Assam Black Tea was handed to him.

Well, he'd rather have coffee, but this Magic Cloak has recently taken a liking to tea, so he'll have to make do.

Doctor Strange took a sip of the warm tea, its rich and mellow flavor swirling and lingering on his lips and teeth.

"Your skills have improved again," Steve thought, giving a thumbs-up to the wandering Magic Cloak, which elicited a pleasant tremor from its old friend.

Suddenly, the Time Stone sealed within the Eye of Wisdom pendant on his chest trembled violently, projecting blurry precognitive images into Doctor Strange's mind.

As the tabletop trembled slightly, Doctor Strange drew back the curtains, looked up at the darkening sky outside, and couldn't help but sigh softly.

"Mr. Holmes, are you going out again?"

At this moment, a beautiful woman with long brown hair picked up a tray that had just been taken out of the oven and shrugged slightly.

"I'm sorry, dear Watson, your vacation is over, and it's time to go back to work."

Doctor Strange tossed his deerstalker hat onto the coat rack, summoned his Magic Cloak, changed his clothes with a single click, and then gently kissed his girlfriend's forehead.

To be honest, he is not someone who is easily bound by emotions; his pursuit of lust even outweighs his yearning for love.

Not proactive, not refusing, not taking responsibility.

This is basically the usual practice of these kinds of scumbags. However, Chris Palmer, his former hospital colleague, was the first person to break his three no's principles.

Unfortunately, after he went to great lengths to invite this beautiful colleague to dinner, Stephen was in a car accident and became disabled.

His former arrogance has made the still immature Doctor Strange increasingly irritable, unwilling to show his most humble side, after falling from grace, to the woman who most captivated him.

As a result, this guy's way of expressing himself was to maintain his arrogance with extreme words, which drove away Chris, who had always been there for him and encouraged him.

Even after becoming the Sorcerer Supreme, Stephen, feeling guilty, still lacked the courage to face his old friend and beloved.

But to his surprise, after moving into 221B Baker Street, he ended up becoming roommates with Chris.

The reason for their reunion was that this former colleague had been hired by London Charitable Hospital and promoted to head nurse.

This hospital is where Angel of the Lamp Nightingale, once stayed, and as a nurse, Chris Palmer naturally couldn't resist this pilgrimage-like closeness.

Chris, who has a deep-seated love for rescue and adventure, naturally yearns to be a hero, and the grown-up Stephen possesses the same fatal attraction.

After spending a long time together, the two not only reconciled but also eventually got together.

Besides, this woman was truly capable; she not only became a specially hired medical professional for the SCP Foundation and the Avengers, but also often jokingly referred to herself as "Watson."

Stephen once used the Time Stone to persuade Dormammu, a dimensional being from the Dark Other Dimension, to retreat. After dying and rewinding multiple times, he inevitably suffered from some psychological issues.

To make himself feel better, he naturally became addicted to some forbidden stuff and drifted through a period of time in a daze.

It was through the psychological counseling of this "Watson" that he emerged from that dark period, and the depth of their relationship is self-evident.

What made Doctor Strange even more grateful was that his biggest concern about Chris's lifespan was perfectly resolved by the T-Virus enhancer sent by the SCP Foundation.

Therefore, while Doctor Strange appears to be an important member of the Avengers, he has actually developed a deep relationship with the SCP Foundation.

As long as it doesn't affect the overall situation, he's willing to make things easier for these old friends, such as the Holy Grail War in Saint Fath.

"I just baked a pumpkin pie, wouldn't you like to try some?"

Chris, a beautiful woman with long brown hair, leans against the door frame; it's a bit of a pity.

Doctor Strange, who has somewhat toned down his aloof personality in recent years, stopped in his tracks, first tasting a piece of pumpkin pie, then praising his girlfriend's cooking skills, while smiling and pointing to the room.

"Honey, haven't you always wanted to visit the Avengers' New Base in New York? Change your clothes, let's go together."

Chris, who had gotten her wish, happily kissed her boyfriend on the cheek, and then quickly changed her clothes and went out in front of Stephen.

Hmm, so hot...

Doctor Strange gazed at the beautiful scenery and couldn't help but admire it, deciding on the idea of having an "in-depth conversation" that evening.

During the brief wait, Stephen drew back the curtains and looked out onto Baker Street, where he saw traffic gradually coming to a standstill in panic.

Hundreds of London residents, some silently making the sign of the cross, others taking out their phones or setting up Tianwen, captured images of the mysterious flashes in the sky.

Is it coming? Another test in human history...

Doctor Strange sighed slightly, at the same time thankful for his decision to bring his girlfriend. Compared to London, New York had a large group of Super Hero stationed there, making it at least safer.

Immediately as his girlfriend left, Stephen raised his hand and made a gesture, and amidst flashes of dark red sparks, the Doctor Strange casually opened Spatial Rift leading to New York.

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