Parent-Child Rice Bowl (Bonus Chapter) / You Really Did Die of Stupidity!

"Cough cough..."

Kevin coughed violently. In a sense, he was one of the prototypes for the legend of Legend of King Arthur's Holy Sword. Digging his own nominal grave must have felt a little strange to him.

Seeing that Lara's interest remained undiminished, Kevin had no choice but to tell the explorer, who was keen on digging up graves and archaeology, about the myths and legends related to himself.

Unexpectedly, after hearing this, Lara's eyes lit up, and she looked Kevin up and down with a strange and horrified gaze.

What do you want to do?

Kevin stepped back alertly, his heart pounding.

"I want to... take a required course on mythology..."

Lara blinked and pointed to the azure sky. When it came to the way certain activities were conducted, Lara, who loved to try new things and take risks, had always been a pioneer who dared to think and act.

"Can I refuse...?"

Kevin, his face stiff, forced a smile. Before he could figure out how to stall for time, the quick-witted Countess grabbed him and dragged him all the way to the door.

"Based on the time zone, it seems like night has just fallen in New York..."

Lara wrapped her arms around Kevin's neck, smugly licking the back of his sensitive ear with her tongue, and, with the privilege of the holiday season, issued her orders.

Then, with a sigh, pure white wings parted the Spatial Rift, and it took flight.

Over New York, a long journey, the night as my tent, the Fan Xing as my lamps, the sky as my blanket, the clouds as my bed, I walk and rest, braving wind and rain, covering a thousand miles a day.

At that moment, Interpol Officer who had just finished handing over his mission and returned home was carrying two large bags of fast food and some high-calorie junk food upstairs into his house. His high heels, which were hurting his ankles, were kicked away by the policewoman.

When Jill leaned back on the sofa and opened the plastic bag, looking around at the empty house, she suddenly lost her appetite for the delicious fast food and felt a little depressed.

Stealing food really does ruin one's character. After being caught by that woman Alice, not only was he locked in a dark room and forced to spar with her for a week, but he was also excluded from sharing the spoils three days ago.

Oh well, there's plenty of time. Work, work, work makes me happy.

I've also made plans to go on a shopping spree with Shirley tomorrow; it's the kind of stress reliever that's better than nothing.

Jill grabbed a sandwich, intending to eat a few bites haphazardly, when suddenly, the clothes drying on the windowsill rustled in the wind, and two pairs of pure white wings slowly folded and descended.

"Oh, you've prepared dinner? I haven't eaten yet, so please don't be shy!"

Lara emerged naked from the Spatial Barrier, pushed open the balcony window, plopped onto the sofa, and began to devour Jill's dinner without any hesitation.

Moreover, the Countess's face was flushed and her posture was languid, like a snake without tendons or bones.

"Don't tell me you two came all the way from England like this..."

After Kevin awkwardly entered the house and wrapped himself in a towel to cover himself, Jill looked at the indecent couple in front of her and groaned weakly.

"The view from the sky is quite nice..."

Lara blinked, showing no shame whatsoever.

"So, you came all this way just to freeload a meal?"

Jill rolled her eyes and responded irritably.

"Of course not..."

Lara stuffed the sandwich into her mouth and gave Jill a strange smile.

"Takeout... want some?"

P. S.: There will be another update at 10 PM tonight. As for the bonus update for March, I'll discuss that after the third update. In short, two updates a day is guaranteed.

Book recommendation: <My name is Yato, what brings you here?>

Kotoko Iwanaga: I'm the only one who wants you!

Setsuna Shimazaki: Yato, stop using my money to buy lucky charms...

Ebisu Kofuku: You will definitely become rich!

On August 23, turmoil reigned on the other side, and the future seemed shattered.

Yato, the God of Wisdom from Takamagahara, and others, revolve around a flawed artifact, attempting to unveil the mysteries of the world.

Fighting against humans, demons, gods, and the heavens—the joy is endless.

Chapter 570 (Parent-Child Rice Bowl Chapter)

In County of Surrey, England, a luxurious Airbus, having removed its Optical Camouflage, parked on the open ground surrounding the home of Sakurami Haruharu as swirling air currents surged.

"Speaker, we have arrived at our destination. Please go to your room and rest for a while..."

Dressed in Yuriko Takagi, Yuriko Takashiro was radiant. She gently withdrew her hand from massaging Kevin's temples, tenderly waking her somewhat languid boss with a beckoning gesture and a kind reminder.

As she bent over, her magnificent cleavage revealed an alluring cleavage, exuding undeniable mature charm.

Upon hearing the words "go to your room and rest," Kevin felt a dull ache in his lower back and couldn't help but recall the absurdity of the previous night.

The "thousand-mile journey in a day" from London to New York represents an innovative way of traveling...

His long journey to "deliver food" further broadened his understanding of Lara.

Yes, this crazy woman actually delivered him to her best friend Jill like takeout, and those two energetic women didn't sleep a wink all night.

"Yuriko, thank you for all these years. Just call me Kevin..."

A moment later, the Judgment Angel cut off the memory, his smile gentle, and naturally took the fair hand of the purple-haired woman, secretly celebrating his escape from suffering.

The two walked side by side toward the escalator. Shizuka Marikawa, who had been looking at him with envy, quickly caught up with him after she came to her senses.

When she saw two big shots standing at the escalator entrance, she hurriedly stopped, but because of her two bouncy muscles swinging from side to side, she lost her balance and headed forward, almost knocking all three of them off the plane.

Fortunately, at the last second, Kevin turned to the side and pressed down on Shizuka Marikawa's leaning shoulder, preventing the school doctor from falling directly to the ground and getting her face all bruised.

"Unexpected! This is absolutely unexpected! Their athletic ability is incredibly good!"

Seeing the two's obviously disbelieving expressions, Shizuka Marikawa raised her slender arm, which had hardly any flesh on it, and looked very serious.

"Taking care of her was tough. I now believe that this woman will only die in one way..."

Kevin's lips twitched, and he turned his head to look at the purple-haired woman with a hint of gratitude and sympathy.

"How did I die? What way did I die? I was perfectly fine, how could I be dead?"

Shizuka Marikawa scratched her head, curiously leaned forward, and looked up with her adorable face, asking earnestly.

"You..."

Kevin's smile was like a spring breeze. His handsome face and the aura he exuded made the school doctor, Ju Chuan, who loved staying up late to watch idol dramas and reading light novels under the covers, instantly feel her heart pounding and her cheeks burning. Her dazed eyes further proved that this woman had begun to have impure thoughts.

The man pinched the female school doctor's sharp chin, Shizuka Marikawa let out a soft moan, collapsing directly into Kevin's arms, her eyes tightly closed, her eyelashes trembling, her face showing an expression of complete submissiveness.

"As expected... they died from stupidity..."

When the slight pain from the flick on her forehead woke her up, Shizuka Marikawa met Kevin's amused and teasing gaze and realized she had been tricked.

The female school doctor's attempt to imitate idol dramas ended in utter failure, leaving her sullen and humming with a deep sense of inferiority and unease.

"So, it's better if I take care of it..."

"Why?"

A deep male voice came from behind her. Shizuka Marikawa, who was a beat slow to react, hadn't even grasped the deeper meaning of his words when she was pulled forward by her right hand.

"What's the difference between first and last? Let's go! You stupid woman! You're the dumbest person I've ever met!"

Kevin, holding one in each hand, strode forward casually, a slight smile playing on his lips amidst his cold snorts.

In daily life, this silly and adorable woman is probably the only one I can bully without any restraint, and only I can bully her like this.

Who told this idiot to drink alcohol to bolster his courage on the night he decided to sacrifice himself to save the students in Toko City, only to vomit all over himself at the crucial moment!

This kind of humiliation will take a lifetime to repay! If we don't bully her, who else should we bully?

As intelligent as Yuriko Takagi, she naturally understands the deeper meaning behind Kevin's words, and shows a helpless yet gratified smile to the silly and adorable Shizuka Marikawa.

She's a petite woman with little ambition, and a hopeless romantic who's obsessed with good looks. For her, who's no longer suited to integrating into ordinary society, finding a long-term meal ticket is undoubtedly the best outcome.

Of course, wasn't she the same? Yuriko Takagi shook her head helplessly, but when her gaze fell on their clasped hands, a faint smile appeared on her face. At least, she hadn't made the wrong choice, had she?

The Female President took out her key, unlocked the door to Sakurami Haruharu's house, and beckoned the two of them in.

After crossing the entrance hall, the three looked around and were immediately stunned by the number of garbage bags piled up in the corner and the clothes scattered haphazardly.

A refrigerator half-filled with beer, half-filled with frozen food; a cupboard overflowing with snacks; a dark, dingy kitchen...

All of this revealed Sakurami Haruharu's slovenly lifestyle, and Kevin couldn't help but compare her to the once intellectual and gentle married woman with a medical friend he met in Tokyo.

The thought of the unkempt, necrophiliac Mature Woman, Sumire Muroto, sent chills down Kevin, and he couldn't help but cut off the dangerous idea.

"There are still three or four hours until the lunch gathering, why don't we all help tidy up the house?"

To prevent Sakurami Haruharu from killing the three people in the know in a fit of rage after returning home from the research institute, Kevin raised his hand to suggest that Yuriko Takagi and Shizuka Marikawa agree.

After two hours of work, the messy and cluttered room was transformed. The three of them collapsed onto the sofa, raised their treasured cans of beer from Sakurami Haruharu to toast, and took out snacks to munch on.

In a daze, the pleasure of a group theft and its spoils brought the three closer together. While complaining about Sakurami Haruharu's lifestyle, they couldn't help but laugh strangely at each other.

The starkly different experiences of living and working with Kevin allowed Yuriko Takagi and Shizuka Marikawa to rediscover the joy of family and romance.

During their casual conversation, Kevin gradually learned about the situation of Sakurami Haruharu in recent years.

After graduating from Sakurami Atsushi, married Kōjō Matsuri and moved out of County of Surrey.

Later, the two, who didn't particularly like the battlefield, gradually transitioned to civilian jobs and joined SCP Foundation expeditions for their honeymoon around the world.

Yuzuriha Inori, who should have been with her adoptive mother, had a falling out with Sakurami Haruharu for some reason and has been in a cold war with her ever since.

Thus, having lost all her hopes, Sakurami Haruharu could only devote all her energy to her research.

"Oh, right, Shizuka and I are going out to buy groceries, so you'll be in charge of entertaining Chunxia."

"It's been so long, you must have a lot to say to each other..."

After hearing the car engine, the purple-haired woman glanced at her watch, pulled up Shizuka Marikawa, who was still munching on potato chips, and rushed towards the door.

After exchanging friendly greetings with Sakurami Haruharu who was walking towards her, Yuriko Takagi, in order to further avoid suspicion, continued to use Shizuka Marikawa to steer the conversation away from the topic.

"Shizuka, what would you like to eat for lunch today? I'll cook it myself."

The purple-haired housewife, raised in traditional Japanese culture, is full of confidence in her culinary skills.

Having had her taste Yuriko Takagi, Shizuka Marikawa excitedly raised her hand, her eyes shining.

"Parent-Child Rice Bowl!"

"Smack!"

As soon as Sakurami Haruharu entered, her hand trembled, and the key fell directly to the floor.

"Puff!"

Kevin, who had taken a sip of beer to calm himself, immediately spat out the liquid and coughed violently.

P. S.: Bonus chapter reward for March: two chapters daily. (Settlement period: March 1st - March 10th)

1. Add one more blade for every 100 blades.

2. One extra chapter for every 100 monthly votes.

3. One extra chapter for every 5000 points of reward.

4. One extra chapter for every 1000 recommended votes.

5. If the conditions for additional chapters are met and the number exceeds 20, then three chapters will be guaranteed daily throughout March.

That's about it. Feel free to tease me. My moral integrity is currently at its maximum.

Chapter 571, Section 600: You really did die from stupidity!

You're so stupid! You always bring up things you shouldn't!

Kevin glared hatefully at Shizuka Marikawa Yuriko Takagi dragged her into the car, and felt an urge to strangle the woman.

The so-called "oyako- Parent-Child Rice Bowl" is a rice bowl dish made by topping rice with chicken, eggs, onions, etc., and then serving it in a bowl. It is also known as "Oyakodon".

This dish, which would normally be just a regular Japanese dish, can, in certain situations, carry a blush-inducing metaphor based on the parent-child relationship between chicken and eggs in its ingredients.