This World Is Seriously Ill
Chapter 349

You're an Old Hand at Disciplining Them! / Pangu's Tomb

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"Take your hand away... Don't move..."

Thunder is the type of person who does what he decides. Ignoring Kevin's resistance, he stepped forward, raised his knee to lift his prey's waist, and locked his right arm under his armpit.

What was originally a tender farewell kiss between lovers was turned into an Overlord Forces Himself sexual assault by her amidst a series of bone-chilling, teeth-grinding sounds.

Finally, a minty coolness sealed Kevin's lips and teeth. Although it was forced, the icy spring-like scent made the victim savor it.

"Ahem... Excuse me, Kevin needs to board..."

"Furthermore, this kind of behavior, which can be defined as sexual harassment, should be reported to the police..."

Tifa, unable to bear it any longer, coughed lightly to remind him, and casually added a sarcastic remark to her partner.

"Good job, brother-in-law! Goodbye, brother-in-law!"

Seeing that her goal had been achieved, Sera immediately ran forward with a grin and helped her sister up.

Thinking she had won back the game, the girl winked at Tifa defiantly. Meanwhile, Sera, back in the farewell group, didn't forget to sidle up to Thunder and ask him curious questions.

"Sis, after trying it, did you feel an electric shock? Or any other unusual smell?"

Lei Ting pondered for a moment, recalled carefully, nodded slightly, and couldn't help but lick his cherry lips.

"Mmm, it feels good..."

"It tastes a little sweet, but it's delicious..."

Upon receiving an affirmative reply, Sera's eyes lit up, and she couldn't help but feel overjoyed.

"See? This is love! You really do like your brother-in-law!"

However, the girl clearly did not know that the sweetness Lei Ting was referring to was not an abstract feeling, but rather real sugar.

After all, given the way a person with a sweet tooth eats, it's not surprising that he would have the taste of several candies lingering on his lips and tongue, and the ones he puts into his mouth are basically high-end ones.

After the little farce ended, Tifa restrained the eager little girls and left them temporarily in the Abandoned Commercial District. The little nun guarding CC bid farewell to the Judgment Angel she followed with a respectful demeanor.

As Kevin turned around, he saw a figure peeking out from behind some Ruins, revealing a tuft of golden hair, and could only wave helplessly.

"Lord Kevin!"

Arisa Gofuin all the way here, was so excited by her master's response that her eyes rolled back and she almost fainted. Then, surrounded by several bodyguards in black, she rushed to Kevin's side.

"Fine, I'll just throw you a bone," Kevin said, rolling his eyes and reaching out.

"Give me your phone..."

Chapter 577, Section 606: You're an expert at disciplining them!

"Give me your phone... I'll leave you my number; you can contact me if you need anything..."

Kevin casually explained, Arisa Gofuin hurriedly took out her phone from her bag, unlocked it, and handed it to her owner.

Kevin noticed that after Arisa Gofuin completed this action, her gaze remained fixed on him, her eyes shining, like a golden retriever waiting for its master to give a command.

The man twitched his lips, and while entering the number, he patiently offered his advice.

"Take a walk more often, and try not to overthink things..."

However, the white-haired handsome guy with four wings on his back in the wallpaper, when lit up, was so dazzling that it practically blinded his titanium alloy eyes.

When Kevin accidentally opened Arisa Gofuin's phone photo album, he was stunned to find various photos of someone taken from different angles. His tongue trembled, his scalp tingled, and his eyes widened in horror.

Ten thousand photos! From the time she started in Toko City until before the Moonlight War, who knows when she started keeping so many candid photos!

Moreover, you do everything so stealthily that no one notices. You're the real expert at tailing people!

Graceful! Composed! Refined and easygoing!

Kevin took a deep breath, and under Arisa Gofuin's expectant gaze, he typed in the phone number with a dark expression before shoving it into the blonde young lady's hand.

However, Arisa Gofuin actually shoved the phone directly into her cleavage, and as the hard, dark case rubbed against her skin, Kevin actually heard what sounded like a soft moan.

Even worse, as the phone was inserted, several items fell to the ground one after another along the hem of her skirt.

The most conspicuous item was a photo selected as a phone wallpaper; besides being squeezed out of shape, the dried spots on it were highly suspicious.

And the white angel feather he gave to the woman yesterday for self-defense, along with some small items that occasionally go missing from his room, were all found there.

"I will cherish and treasure Lord Kevin's gifts..."

Arisa Gofuin hurriedly picked up the treasures that had fallen from under her skirt, one by one, and stuffed them back into her bosom. The feeling of fullness made her smile with happiness and satisfaction.

Ugh, the person involved is still here! Can you please stop making it sound so obvious?!

At this moment, Kevin fully understood that Arisa Gofuin's illness was almost incurable, and he even regretted giving his contact information to this Obsessed Woman who desired his body.

"From now on, I will definitely blacklist Arisa Gofuin!" the victim vowed silently.

As the Spatial Rift opened and closed, Kevin suddenly found himself in a bamboo forest hot spring filled with misty water vapor. A sense of impending doom instantly overwhelmed him.

At the same time, a Green Twin-tailed Girl, who was splashing water in front of the pool on the east side, stiffly turned around, immediately closed her eyes, and was the first to sound the horn of attack.

"Pervert! Pervert! Extremely lewd!"

Hatsune Miku grabbed two "Haro" robots used for recording songs and hurled them at the peeping tom who had suddenly appeared.

Tai Xu - Still Water!

The gray-haired fairy, seated in the center, held her hands together in a seemingly real gesture, causing the water curtain to rise high. Then, with a push and a squeeze, the hot spring water surged with hidden currents, while she herself remained hidden behind the hazy water curtain.

"The Oath of Judas! Hang him up and beat him!"

Theresa from the West screamed and flung out the cross necklace in her hand. The [Key of Binding] grew longer in the wind, and dozens of light spears fell one after another towards the target area.

"Dare to spy! Even if you're handsome, it's unforgivable! Behold my Sunflame Greatsword! Here I come!"

Murata Himeko, facing south, clenched her teeth and Dark Red Greatsword that she had casually inserted into a crevice in the rock. The sword rang out with a loud clang and flew over as a streak of light. The red-haired beauty, now wielding the weapon, leaned forward and slashed.

In an instant, water vapor rose, torrents exploded, and then all the attacks were swallowed up by the dark Spatial Rift.

At the same time, the pool, which was filled with mountain spring water and was waist-deep, was instantly reduced to just ankle-deep water, leaving the mermaids completely exposed.

It seems like I used too much force?

The culprit, Murata Himeko, crossed her arms and maliciously pulled her own headmistress, who was draped in a thin veil, in front of her to block her exposed private parts.

This mature Mature Woman, her eyes darting around, immediately shrank behind Fu Hua and roared at the target area.

"Hey! Kid! You dare to make advances towards the principal and teachers of the St. Freya Academy? You're in big trouble now, you know that?!"

However, when the mist completely dissipated, the figure that had been standing in the center of the hot spring had vanished.

At this moment, an eerie silence fell over the surroundings. Headmistress Theresa, hiding behind the Oath of Judas, hurriedly dressed.

The fleeting glimpse she had just caught filled her with both joy and fear, with a deep sense of apprehension flashing briefly in her eyes.

That guy... is back!

Fu Hua closed her eyes slightly, her delicate brows furrowed, and a strange sense of familiarity flowed through her, causing a strange tremor to rise in her previously quiet heart.

"You got away fast! But I've memorized your face! Don't let me catch you!"

Murata Himeko plunged the Sunflame Greatsword into the rocky ground, quietly released her grip on Fu Hua, and changed the subject with a soft, cold snort.

None of the three seemed to notice that Hatsune Miku, who had initially instigated the attack on the spy, had vanished without a trace.

Meanwhile, at the edge of the bamboo forest.

Hatsune Miku her arms, her eyes filled with wariness and indignation.

"So, you're finally going to hurt this poor little kitten?"

Kevin, leaning against the bamboo, rolled his eyes and spoke in a sinister tone.

"These are the spatial coordinates you gave me?"

"Sigh, you don't even have an idea. The girl is so pitiful, she's angry and you can't appease her..."

Hatsune Miku gave an irrelevant answer, looking dejected. After putting on her new clothes, she squatted on the ground and drew circles in frustration.

"Are you messing with me?"

Kevin broke off a bamboo stick and hit Hatsune Miku on the head, letting out a cold snort of annoyance.

"Isn't this welcoming ceremony quite unique?"

Hatsune Miku wrinkled her nose, her mischievous smile filled with the satisfaction of revenge.

"I knew it was you! There are too many acquaintances here, that's the important thing!"

Kevin sighed helplessly. He had a pretty good grasp of his boss's temperament, so he decided to get straight to the point and didn't want to waste time with this guy's antics.

"Tch, boring..."

"Okay, I called you here because I need you to do something..."

"Entering St. Freya Academy as a teacher, and helping a Valkyrie squad complete special training within three months..."

"Afterwards, you will personally lead the team to Shenzhou and win the championship in this academy competition!"

Here, this is part of the information...

Hatsune Miku casually sent a document to Kevin, then hugged the Haro Bike and rolled around aimlessly on the grass.

A school competition? Do I need to get involved in something like that? Kevin shook his head casually, but the moment he opened the file, his pupils contracted sharply.

Wait, the participating teams... Super God Academy, Amamiya City Raizen High School, Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters (Mutant School), Deep Sea Agent Academy, Mount Tai Xu...

Holy crap! This is like gods fighting! What kind of game is this?!

Kevin was having a major headache. Leading a group of B-rank Valkyrie to compete with those monsters was no easy task.

"Don't worry, if others can't do this, you definitely can!"

"After all, you're best at disciplining them..."

Hatsune Miku looked confident and Divine Will, then pointed to Kevin's chest.

Kevin noticed that it was the spot where he had previously fused with the Origin Stone, and his eyes widened in horror.

"You're not planning to make me lead a bunch of Herrscher into battle, are you? That's shameless!"

P. S.: I've been a bit busy these past few days and haven't had time during the day.

I'll have some free time on March 5th, and I expect to update 4 times.

Chapter 578, Section 607: Pangu Tomb

"Are you serious?"

"Of course! We can only win, we can't afford to lose!"

There must be a reason, right?

Hatsune Miku's serious, tense response left Kevin bewildered, making him even more curious about this so-called school war.

"Think about your opponents before you died in battle and after you were reborn. What are the main differences between them?"

The Princess took a candy from Kevin's pocket, popped it into her mouth, chewed it, and gave him a serious reminder.

Raccoon City's Biohazard Crisis, Toko City's Apocalypse Virus, Tokyo's Artificial Intelligence rebellion, Los Angeles's mechanical catastrophe... these are all examples of humanity's baffling acts of self-destruction.

After he emerged from the Syrian border town, the watchful eyes of those from beyond the planets—such City of R'lyeh Skull Island and Jenova, the creator of the Four Islands of Japan —became dominant.

If we take the Second Honkai Calamity as a dividing line, his mission focus clearly shifted from resisting man-made and natural disasters to eliminating the causes of Interstellar War.

Kevin seemed to be deep in thought, and couldn't help but frown slightly as he suddenly remembered his identity as a participant in this academy war.

"You mean, those alien friends have some bold ideas now?"

Hatsune Miku nodded gently, rested her chin on her hand, and began to tell Kevin some specific inside information.

"That's right, this is your coming-of-age ceremony trial, to see if you are qualified to lead your planet into the vast universe."

"First, let's talk about the three forms of civilization proposed by the Soviet astrophysicist Kardashev..."

Type I Civilization: It possesses all the resources of this planet, much like an Earth-type civilization.

"Type II civilization: It is capable of controlling the matter and energy resources of its central star and planetary system."

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