This World Is Seriously Ill
Chapter 352

Fighting a Woman for a Woman / Teacher Himeko's "Traditional Side Hustle"

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Her heart was in turmoil...

Son! That's amazing! You actually hooked up with her!

Siegfried had originally planned to make the introduction, saw that Fu Hua, who was usually calm and collected, was actually flustered by Kevin's simple words, and immediately showed a relieved smile like an old father.

He even had the leisure to take out some sunflower seeds from his pocket, cracking them open while watching, filled with curiosity and anticipation for how things would unfold.

"Something very important... I forgot..."

Fu Hua picked up her pen, her cherry lips slightly pursed, her calm eyes repeatedly sweeping over Kevin's face inch by inch. The strange familiarity was maddening, and a dryness and sorrow surged in the girl's pupils.

"It's okay, we can start over..."

Kevin retrieved the Memory Fragment that resonated with Fu Hua from the Spatial Rift and showed it to his best friend by spreading his palm.

Fu Hua felt a strange rhythm in her heart and subconsciously stretched out her fingers and palms, ready to receive this call.

"Bang!"

A hurried figure rushed into the office, slammed his hands on the desk, and was clearly furious.

"Principal! These kids are completely out of control! All they do is play video games and read comics! Another bunch of them failed the midterm exams this year!"

"Furthermore, this incident of outsiders trespassing into the forbidden area of the St. Freya Academy has also occurred!"

"I suspect that peeping tom is still on campus, so let's do a surprise campus-wide inspection! How about catching them both at once?"

After her search yielded no results, Theresa cut off half a month's salary for vandalizing public property. Murata Himeko's expression turned grim. Now, all she wanted to do was find the bastard who had been spying and beat him to a pulp.

Incidentally, it also serves as a deterrent to the increasingly lawless Valkyrie, and a certain side business that supplements expenses is quite lucrative.

Under Murata Himeko's compelling request, Fu Hua instinctively nodded, but in order to restrain this unruly older Mature Woman, she couldn't help but introduce her to the new head teacher.

"Oh, a new colleague? Nice to meet you!"

Murata Himeko beamed with joy. Kevin, who was stopped at the crucial moment, cursed her inwardly, but after putting on his glasses beforehand, he still managed a fake smile.

"He's incredibly handsome! Let's grab a drink after work sometime!"

Upon seeing Kevin's disguised appearance based on her own facial features, the mature Mature Woman's eyes lit up, and she immediately and boldly reached out and grabbed Kevin's hands without saying a word.

Immediately, the purplish-red light on Kevin's body split in two. When Murata Himeko withdrew her hands, Kevin noticed that the light had quietly separated and merged into Himeko and Fu Hua. He saw that after a moment of dazed expression, they returned to calm, their faces stiff, their lips trembling, filled with grief and indignation.

Damn it! Why are you trying to conquer two at the same time?

There is actually another hidden issue that the Human God - Alaya) has not mentioned.

The better the compatibility between people, the stronger the connection between their memories. The Memory Fragment are just the trigger, while Himeko, who raised Fu Hua, occupies an unshakable position in the immortal's memory.

Therefore, to mend the cracks in Fu Hua's memories, it is necessary to unite with Himeko and achieve Soul Resonance together.

Therefore, whether you have one sheep or two sheep, you still need to herd them.

P. S.: Kevin and Auntie Himeko have such Karmic Debt, like they were enemies in a past life (think about where the core of the Heavenly Fire Sacred Judgment came from), how could she possibly let Kevin so easily steal away her little white cabbage?

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Chapter 582, Section 611: Fighting a Woman Over Another Woman

That's roughly how it happened...

In his single-person teacher's dormitory, Kevin leaned against the sofa, listlessly reporting to Hatsune Miku of the video call.

"Hahaha... You deserve your bad luck, it's definitely karma for doing too many bad things!"

Hatsune Miku's curious head bounced on the table, her face full of schadenfreude.

"Now, the crystal portion used to activate Fu Hua's memories has been swallowed by Himeko. Is there any other way?"

Kevin opened a can of cola, rubbing his temples as he drank, his resentment towards a certain Red-haired Mature Woman running deep in his heart.

"It's simple, just work together to win them over, and let them build up their relationship in their spare time..."

"Memories are reciprocal, influencing each other. Due to the ties from past lives and the guidance of fragments, the more they interact, the clearer and more complete their memories become..."

Hatsune Miku has a bright smile and looks very relaxed.

"There must be some side effects, right..."

Kevin looked suspicious. He had just angered his boss, this petty Princess, and yet she had so readily given him a solution; something seemed fishy about it.

"Fifty thousand years of experience is a vast ocean, and there must be some focus. But if you calculate carefully, your importance in Fu Hua's memories probably doesn't even rank in the top three..."

"Memory Fragment only allow her to recall key points, which then form lines, and lines form surfaces, reweaving the discrete memories..."

"Have you ever seen an apple used to ripen a persimmon? You were supposed to be that crucial apple, guiding her to recall more of the things you shared..."

"But now, if we let the two of them influence each other, then these two best friends will definitely become the dominant force in piecing together each other's memories..."

"Waiting until the impression is deeply ingrained before taking action is called third-party interference!"

Hatsune Miku's lips curled up slightly, her smile odd.

Kevin's facial muscles twitched. He understood, of course, that Hatsune Miku's claim that "yuri is infinitely good" was just alarmist talk.

However, he had to admit that he was indeed somewhat worried about what would happen to him and Fu Hua during the Second Honkai, but that the bond between Himeko and Fu Hua would wash away the damage without a trace.

What is this? Stealing a woman from another woman? That idiot will only cause trouble!

"Alright, I'm just kidding. The Memory Fragment will probably only activate once, and they'll choose the part that best fits you..."

"Fu Hua has burned her memories multiple times, requiring more elements to piece together. Once Himeko's memories are fully pieced together, their mutual influence will simplify the outcome considerably..."

"Looks like if you want to go on a date with Fu Hua, you'll have to get past her mother first..."

After Hatsune Miku vented her anger, she noticed Kevin's worried expression and cheerfully told him how.

Then, seeing him breathe a sigh of relief, the Princess couldn't help but raise the corners of her lips, revealing a mischievous smile, before delivering a final blow to his back.

"By the way, accelerating the maturation of Memory Fragment requires a certain level of affection. You'd better figure out how to win over the heart and soul of a single woman in her late twenties..."

"After all, your relationship wasn't exactly harmonious in the last era..."

As she pondered, Hatsune Miku gazed at the person in question with a deep, dark look that seemed to transcend time and cause and effect.

"Every sip and every bite is preordained; you must pay for the sins you have committed..."

Kevin's face froze. He cut off the communication and leaned weakly against the sofa. As he gripped his right hand, a magnificent Sword of Flames slowly emerged from the Void Rift.

The man lightly flicked the blade, listening to the exhilarating sound, and the dark red gem on the hilt gleamed.

Thirsty again?

Kevin shook his head helplessly, took out half a bottle of wine from the refrigerator, poured it onto a silk cloth, and gently wiped the sword. Under the rich aroma of wine, the bright red wine stains were absorbed into the gem.

Then, the restless dark red gemstone contentedly calmed down and returned to its tranquil state.

The key to this sword's power lies in his trophy— the Flame Herrscher Core.

Murata Himeko's previous interdimensional counterpart was named Himeko, which was her name before she became the Flame Herrscher.

In a hazy vision, Kevin seemed to see the beautiful, tragic figure falling beneath his sword on a battlefield ablaze with flames.

Yes, it needs to be paid back...

A sense of melancholy and regret welled up in Kevin's heart, and he tasted a bitter flavor of fate's cruel joke.

"Bang bang bang!"

"Director Yang! Director Yang! Come out quickly!"

Just then, a rapid knocking came from the door, and Murata Himeko's excited, almost joyful shouts immediately snapped Kevin out of his reverie.

"What do you need me for, Teacher Himeko?"

Kevin calmed himself down, put on his glasses, opened the door, and gave a formulaic, gentle smile.

"Didn't we agree in the Principal's Office that you'd cooperate with my surprise room check tonight?!"

"Evening self-study is about to end, we need to hurry! Then we can catch them red-handed and see what they have to say!"

Murata Himeko frowned and sneered, clearly harboring great resentment towards those problem students.

Skipping class, huh? Failing grades, huh? Being an auntie, huh? A spinster no one wants, huh? You're all doomed!

Kevin nodded blankly, and was dragged by the impatient Murata Himeko all the way to the dormitory building, heading straight for the fifth floor.

Murata Himeko jumped onto the bed and meticulously searched every inch of the blankets, looking under the pillows, in the bed frame, in the drawers, and inside the closets—she checked every possible hiding place.

As she moved up and down the bed, Murata Himeko's pert buttocks and full breasts were incredibly alluring. Kevin noticed a slight reaction in his body and had to keep his eyes down, not daring to look any longer.

"PSP game console! Confiscated!"

"I have the complete 'Hut Mug Adventure' comic series, and it's even a limited edition! No wonder the grades aren't good!"

"<Women Are from Venus, Men Are from Mars>? Why are kids reading this? It'll teach them bad habits!"

"..."

Murata Himeko, however, was completely oblivious to Kevin's unusual behavior. Like a squirrel seeing hazelnuts scattered on the ground, she collected the girls' hidden contraband into the cardboard box she had brought, one by one.

The contents of just this one dormitory room filled half a suitcase.

"Demerit! Demerit! All demerit points!"

Murata Himeko pulled out the accommodation list and, with a flourish of her pen, marked the group of ignorant young girls with bright red "x".

Kiana Kaslana, Raiden Mei, Shirin...

As Kevin's gaze swept over the names of the victims, his lips twitched slightly; they'd come to check his own dorm room.

"Ahem, Teacher Himeko, I think this is going a bit too far. School isn't a prison..."

Seeing that Kiana and the others had the most contraband while trying to mend their relationship with him, Kevin coughed and expressed his hope that Murata Himeko would stop.

"Director Yang! You have no idea how terribly they did on the exam, especially history! Someone even got a zero! It's a disgrace to my teaching career!"

Murata Himeko, having anticipated this, pulled out several history exam papers and handed them to Kevin, clearly preparing to win over her peers.

Q: Who orchestrated the victory of the Second Honkai?

Why bother with that weakling? He's not me anyway! That guy, he got completely wrecked by some Herrscher in the early stages, what a disgrace! I could definitely beat him! By Kiana Kaslana.

The cat-like self-portrait with a smiling face at the end takes the irony to its absolute peak!

You think you're a weakling? You want to get crushed? You're dead!

Kevin crumpled the history exam paper into a ball and turned to Murata Himeko with an approving look.

"Teacher Himeko, investigate those students with poor grades thoroughly!"

Chapter 583, Section 612: Teacher Himeko's "Traditional Side Hustle"

In the dimly lit, dark room, white-haired girl was hunched over a table, writing furiously, muttering to herself through gritted teeth.

"Damn Himeko! My PSP! And the entire series of manga! You took it, fine..."

"They even made me copy the test paper as punishment! That's outrageous!"

I curse you to get your period tonight and never get married!

"Bang!"

The door to the dark room was violently pushed open. Kiana hurriedly shut up, shrank into a quail-like shape, and became a good girl diligently copying the test paper.

As the cold wind blew in, several dejected figures, carrying their homework and test papers, were herded inside one by one.

The white-haired girl secretly glanced back and immediately noticed a group of familiar "fellow inmates" around her.

Another Kiana who looks similar to her, her old nemesis Sirin, the mischievous girl Anne, and Rozaliya Arin with long pink hair, a single horn on her head, and a tail...

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