This World Is Seriously Ill
Chapter 369

From Making a Move to Getting in Bed / NTR Right in Front of Me

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So, which experienced driver would like to guide me?

Kevin opened his friends list and saw that more than ten years had passed, yet Asuna, Shino, and the others' names were still listed. He breathed a sigh of relief and sent his location.

A moment later, the sound of dragons roared in the air. The chestnut-haired Flash Swordswoman and the light blue-haired Sharpshooter rode two wyverns and landed on the outskirts of town, excitedly waving to a level 20 newbie.

"Holy crap! What day is it today? The vice-commander of the Blood Covenant Knights is personally coming out to greet this kid! Something's fishy! There's definitely something fishy going on!"

"Isn't that the insane Sharpshooter from a thousand miles away? If she wasn't cheating, I would have eaten this slime right now! Trash backing, why didn't you ban her sooner!"

Amidst the cacophony of discussions, the public chat was instantly flooded with similar messages. Various conspiracy theories, envious comments, toxic players, and rational commentators all came online, analyzing the game's developments based on gossip.

Ultimately, the various topics, though seemingly unrelated, all converged into a condemnation of the game company.

This is really a seasoned driver... Kevin was both amused and exasperated. Moreover, due to the rarity of dragon pets, Asuna and Shino had to ride together to pick him up.

As a result, due to the limited space, Kevin enjoyed the experience of being surrounded by beautiful young girls.

"This is Silica's dragon. We'll borrow it for a bit. Have you decided where you're going, busy man?"

Asuna's greeting, though soft, was still tinged with harshness, clearly indicating her anger at Kevin's habit of repeatedly standing everyone up on their dates.

Kevin hurriedly raised his hands in surrender.

"No classes today, you can go wherever you want..."

The old driver's expression softened slightly. She hummed softly as she continued to steer the dragon upwards, a slight smile unconsciously playing on her lips.

"Hmph, I'll forgive you for now. Shino and I had already planned that if we didn't have any missions to complete, we'd go check out the top floor of Aincrad..."

"Also, I managed to catch an S-grade ingredient, a mixed rabbit, a few days ago, and even used different plants to create real-world soy sauce and other seasonings. You got a good deal..."

Kevin listened to Asuna's domineering arrangements, feeling a sense of comfort as if he were being taken care of by his wife. On a whim, he turned to Yui, who was sitting on his left shoulder, and asked her in a low voice.

"With your GM Authority, could you alter the celestial movements of Aincrad? For example, could you artificially create a meteor shower?"

Yui nodded obediently, clenching her little fists, very happy to be able to help Kevin.

Kevin felt a sense of relief, and the satisfaction of being cared for by his wife revealed a hint of contentment.

Perhaps because she was imprisoned in the cage her mother created for a long time, Asuna has a special obsession with meteor showers, which can grant wishes and represent romance and breaking free from constraints. She has always longed to see this beautiful scene.

So, I hope you like this gift, Flash Swordswoman...

"Is this... your System Elf? It's different from ours; it seems very intelligent and cute."

At that moment, the observant Shino Asada noticed the secretive movements between Kevin and Yui and couldn't help but ask a question out of curiosity.

"Yui is one of a kind; Daddy says she's his little angel."

The little girl hugged Kevin's neck affectionately, her pretty face beaming with a happy smile.

Shino Asada noticed Yui's extraordinary Artificial Intelligence and couldn't resist reaching out to touch the cute elf's little face.

"But in the real world, Yui can't always be with Dad. You two are such good friends, you'll definitely take good care of him, right..."

Yui first held Shino Asada's fingers affectionately, rubbing them to win her favor. Then, her eyes flickered, first downcast, then expectant, and the Sharpshooter nodded subconsciously.

"That's great, Shino's Mother! Now I don't have to worry about Dad!"

"Ah?"

At this moment, the clear, childlike voice not only left Shino Asada somewhat at a loss, but even the old driver Asuna in front of her couldn't help but tremble slightly.

As the little girl waved her hand at Kevin from his blind spot, her eyes sparkling with mischief, the old father smiled with emotion and relief.

Indeed, it's better to raise daughters...

Just as Kevin was secretly pleased, the bipedal dragon, which had been flying steadily, suddenly began to flap its wings wildly and climb rapidly.

"If you don't want to fall and die, hold on tight, there's a strong gust of wind!"

Does a strong airflow exist in the game world? Kevin looked puzzled, but as he pondered the question, he sensed a hint of bitterness in Asuna's words.

Then, the old driver lived up to her name and began to steer the dragon, weaving left and right, diving up and down, like a roller coaster, sometimes encountering various aerial monsters that would intercept her.

Kevin, the lowest-ranking member, nearly fell off the dragon's back several times, managing only to cling tightly to Asuna's waist like an octopus.

The offended domineering CEO, his face flushed with shame and indignation, silently increased the car's speed. In order to avoid reporting back to the respawn point, Shino, who was far behind, could only follow suit and cling to Kevin.

The three huddled together, their grip tightening. After being forced to perform three full Cobra maneuvers, the wyvern, feeling dizzy and disoriented, crashed directly into the edge of Aincrad.

In an instant, the dragon cried out in agony as it plummeted to the ground. With a deafening crash, the two people and the dragon staggered to their feet, and a white light shone brightly in the center.

It seems that not only is drunk driving prohibited, but even driving under the influence of vinegar will be treated as a crime.

Why are you guys speeding all the time? Especially with Airbus!

Okay, Asuna, my first time is gone just like that...

"Yeah, it's a virginity cheat..." Kevin, waiting to be resurrected, could only manage a wry smile.

P. S.: The battleground turned into a disaster; the weakest one died. How ridiculous.

The sword and blade storyline is merely a diversion from the romance and won't drag down the main plot, so don't worry. Currently, most clues point to the South China Sea and Canghai City, which we'll be visiting soon.

Chapter 611, Section 640: From Getting to Hands to Getting into Bed

What a failed date! Kevin was woken up by a knock on the door. Reluctantly, he took off his stealth equipment, rubbed his sore temples, and walked towards the door.

What should have been a romantic experience—enjoying a stewed rabbit, whispering sweet nothings, and watching a meteor shower—was instead ruined by a high-speed chase in mid-air, leaving him stranded at the respawn point, waiting to be reborn.

Asuna, the veteran driver, accomplished a feat no one else had ever done: she took down this demigod with her driving skills alone.

Although the two who later made a mistake sincerely apologized, the atmosphere was inevitably somewhat awkward.

Yui, the Clever little one also addressed the domineering Female President as "Mother," which thrilled Asuna. The understanding AI princess, who was very perceptive during their interaction, became the group's darling.

Thus, the two maternal girls abandoned the jerk and began to work hard to increase Yui's favorability and vie for the rightful rightful motherhood.

Yuki, who arrived soon after, also joined the competition. The girls exchanged parenting experiences, teasing the adorable pets in various ways and having a great time.

Kevin, left out in the cold, looked at Yui, who was surrounded and pampered by everyone, and then at himself, who was only level 20 and still waiting to respawn at the respawn point. Besides feeling depressed, he couldn't help but bring up the old story again.

In SAO, you're the main character, right? It really is a pretty casual simulation game!

After calming his resentment, Kevin opened the door, looked down and saw two familiar figures dragging large and small bags. His eyes narrowed slightly, and then he muttered to himself as he decisively closed the door.

"As expected, there wasn't much people around. Lately, I've been experiencing blurred vision and auditory hallucinations—a classic case of overwork. I need to get some rest."

"Bang!"

The incredibly strong K423 forcefully pried open the gap, and the agile Sirin seized the opportunity to slip inside and claim the most comfortable sofa.

"Don't worry, bro. Even though you're not as cute as before after you're inflated, Sirin and I won't mind!"

K423, acting as if they were old friends, tiptoed and patted Kevin on the shoulder. Her tense little face was full of seriousness, but in an instant, the little girl hugged her brother's neck and asked him furtively.

"Hey, the internet in the faculty apartments must be great, right?"

Kevin a fake smile, lifted the two girls by the back of their necks, and whispered something.

"Internet disconnected! Don't know me! Not living together! No discussion!"

"Don't abandon us, bro! You've been the best to us. Since we started living together, Sirin has taken care of all the housework!"

"Bella can eat only one meal! And she can even help you steal girls' underwear and snacks!"

K423, with tears streaming down her face, clung to Kevin's leg and rolled around in agony. Sirin and Demon Dragon Bella, who had been sold off, both twitched their lips, but under the threat of the white-haired Paramecium, they had no choice but to obediently nod.

Sure enough, as the saying goes, "One is influenced by one's company." Thanks to Kevin and Zero's teachings, the two girls not only became excessively precocious, but also learned the essence of cunning and acting skills.

Compared to Kiana, who had been Siegfried for over a decade and was always thinking about courting death and causing trouble, the two girls in front of them clearly possessed a stronger ability to adapt to survival.

Of course, these amateurish tricks alone were not enough to persuade Kevin. It was only through Sirin's timid pleading that someone took pity on her and decided to temporarily keep the two scheming girls.

"Our Big Sister asked us to move in with you so you can help us with our homework and help us graduate smoothly..."

"I want to stay in the biggest room on the east side! Wow, the internet speed is amazing! I'll never have 460ms ping when I play games again! Bronya, your good days are over!"

With Kevin's permission, the two little girls scurried around like busy bees, excitedly moving and decorating their new little home.

They were little devils who robbed people with Kevin since they were young, and they never knew the meaning of politeness, so they naturally occupied the two most comfortable bedrooms.

Fortunately, the Far East Branch of the St. Freya Academy is well-funded, and Kevin's status is quite prestigious, so it's only natural for the privileged class to seek some personal gain.

Therefore, Kevin's teacher's apartment was naturally allocated a super spacious three-bedroom, two-living-room layout, fully equipped, which could be described as a small villa, so he was not squeezed to sleep on the sofa by his two sisters.

Without this enviable living environment, all talk of family ties is nonsense. It would be a miracle if those two girls were willing to abandon the Valkyrie dormitory and come here to live.

After they had been fussing around for a while, Kevin got tired and drifted off to sleep on the sofa.

However, not long after, the rustling sound made him squint slightly, and he immediately saw two sneaky figures, one on each side, perched on his arms, pouting and trying to nibble at his cheeks.

As the tender kiss left its mark, the two little girls raised their phones, pressed the shutter, and captured this photo of the close bond between the siblings.

"What, are you planning to blackmail me with this? Do you want to pass the exam, or have you got your eye on a toy or game?"

Kevin opened his eyes halfway and saw that the little girls lying on either side of him did not make any further moves. He gave a playful snort.

"I swear to God, absolutely not! Besides, you're the dean of students; if I were to file a report, I should have given you the materials first."

K423 shrank back. Although her thoughts were clear, Kevin suspected that she must have considered this possibility.

It wasn't until Kevin saw a hint of composure and fear in Sirin's eyes that he suspiciously got up, deciding not to pursue the matter further and choosing to go out for a walk to clear his head.

More than ten minutes later, the two heads huddled together furtively, sent the photo to a social media account, and attached the title "Classwork".

When the notification sounded that the review was complete, the two little girls looked at the extra funds in their bank accounts and hugged each other happily, their minds filled with fantasies about making all sorts of purchases.

That's right, this is the "homework" that Sirin was talking about, with the theme "30 Days to Win Over Your Brother".

Furthermore, Zero, the World-Ending Diva, gave it a very fitting name based on her own preferences—[From beginner to bed in one month]...

Kevin was clearly unaware that he had let two wolves into his house, inviting two lustful young bandits into his home, and that his future "graduation" would also cause an unexpected storm.

However, the person who was taking a walk was clearly not in the mood to guard against a thief in the house. Before he had gone far, he was summoned to Murata Himeko's house by a phone call from Fu Hua. The door opened automatically without any wind.

As soon as Kevin entered, he was hit by a scorching heat. The Red-haired Mature Woman sitting on the carpet had red skin covered with spiderweb-like cracks, making her look like a piece of porcelain about to shatter.

Fu Hua had already placed her hands on Murata Himeko's back, trying her best to suppress the Honkai energy surging through her body.

Somewhat embarrassingly, due to the intense and domineering heat, not only were Himeko's home clothes almost completely burned away, but her exposed buds trembled slightly.

At this moment, even Fu Hua was drenched in sweat, wearing only a thin undergarment, and it was clear that she could not continue.

"Himeko's had another episode? I'll take charge of Honkai energy traction; you figure out the rest!"

Seeing the critical situation, Kevin immediately activated a spatial barrier, stepped forward with a serious expression, and took over the baton from Fu Hua.

Fu Hua, pale-faced, swayed as she rose. With her mind focused, she laid out her needle pouch and began to manipulate the silver needles of varying lengths with her fingers, her gaze revealing a hint of reminiscence and relaxation.

This time, I finally wasn't late, Himeko...

Chapter 641, Section 612: Face-to-Face NTR

At this moment, Kevin, who was maintaining the balance of Honkai energy within Himeko's body, suddenly realized that her physical condition was not optimistic.

Having suffered from the erosion of Honkai energy over the years, this Red-haired Mature Woman has reached the point of exhaustion, like a piece of porcelain cracked in many places, left only to watch her life force slip away.

This was an incurable disease in the previous generation. Even Kevin can only provide temporary relief and cannot cure it completely. Otherwise, he wouldn't have watched Mei, who was also more susceptible to Honkai energy, perish.

At this moment, Kevin had no other choice but to do his best to repair and help Murata Himeko maintain her Oldest One state, not daring to be distracted at all. But even so, the Red-haired Mature Woman's brows were furrowed, and her condition was getting worse and worse.

Finally, after a moment of rest, Fairy Fu Hua stepped forward slowly, holding a needle pouch in her left hand and flicking or plucking with her right, sending out inch-by-inch silver rays of light that pierced into the Murata Himeko's body.

"A single knock on the Heavenly Gate brings clarity and awakening of wisdom..."

"Bowing twice to the purple talisman, the Qi flows through all the meridians..."

"Visiting the Spirit Altar three times, gathering the soul and binding the spirit..."

Fu Hua murmured, she swiftly inserted needles of varying lengths, thicknesses, and depths, which then separated the rampaging Honkai energy.

With each passing wave, Murata Himeko's Affliction lessened, the terrible spiderweb-like marks on her skin gradually disappeared, and the silver needles inserted into her vital points moved like dragons.

When the last needle pierces the Baihui point on the top of the head, like the finishing touch on a painting, the silver needles resonate in unison, vibrating with a unique rhythm, as if the body's meridians are about to transform into dragons and ascend to immortality.

"Get out of the way!"

Seeing the silver needles being forced out inch by inch, Fu Hua pulled Kevin up, flew backward, summoned her Sleeve Wrapping Clouds, and opened and closed her hands in an arc, forming a black and white yin-yang tai chi diagram.

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