This World Is Seriously Ill
Chapter 395

Kiana the Drama Queen

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Seeing that K423 had stolen her spotlight, she glared at him resentfully, then pouted and complained to Kevin was drinking tea in the pavilion.

Kevin relentlessly added Fu Hua's treasured Wuyi Mountain rock tea, and to mask its heavy flavor, he added sugar and squeezed lemon juice—a complete waste.

Upon hearing K423's complaint, the man shrugged, revealing a helpless expression, and continued to ponder how to squander Fu Hua's hidden wealth.

Kevin explained that he was also a victim in this situation.

When the Herrscher of the St. Freya Academy revived, his first suspicions about the Final Herrscher Host fell on Kiana.

Moreover, after reuniting with Mei, he went to great lengths to use the Sealing Crystal to immediately imprison the white-haired Paramecium in Spatial Rift.

After a series of unexpected events, everyone was on edge. Kiana was caught cheating on on the spot, and then a certain adulterous couple knocked out the kidnapped Kiana, who was then subjected to inhumane oblivion.

In the final stages of the Battle of the South Sea, Kevin brought out a burst of light pollution, feigning that he, like the Final Herrscher who actually failed, was severely injured by the [God-Slaying Spear].

However, during the process of luring the snake out of its hole, Kevin felt a little regretful that the Final Herrscher's Honkai Consciousness was going to be disintegrated by the [God-Slaying Spear], so he used the Sealing Crystal to lure out the half-corrupted divine consciousness in advance and separated and sealed it.

He chose Fu Hua's former residence in Canghai City as his place of residence, intending to integrate this part of his divine consciousness after settling down.

However, when Kevin finally had time to examine his gains, he was shocked to discover that the Sealing Crystal he had placed in the Spatial Rift had actually merged with Kiana, who was trapped inside the larger Sealing Crystal.

It seems that the Final Herrscher, unwilling to remain silent, made a two-pronged plan at the last moment.

As a result, Kevin was extremely frustrated, feeling that all his hard work had been for nothing, and he was just doing all the work for someone else.

However, due to the decomposition ability of the [God-Slaying Spear], much of its divine consciousness was eroded, and it chose to remain dormant within the two hosts, its strength also diminished significantly.

K423 and Kiana, who partnered to divide the Final Herrscher's legacy, have essentially fallen from the throne of "gods" back to the ranks of lower-level monarchs. Currently, Kevin, at the demigod level, has enough strength to easily defeat his two sisters.

The two girls chosen by the gods were naturally regarded by him as the jinchūriki who would separate and seal the divine consciousness.

In any case, his evolution does not entirely rely on the power of Honkai. With the Holy Grail in hand, he can collect the essence of the Ten Angels in Amamiya City and take over Earth's self-defense mechanism.

Hmm, two Queen, double the happiness, seems like a good deal.

Kevin added an ice cube and looked at the Wuyishan Da Hong Pao tea he had mixed into iced tea, feeling a great sense of pride.

Unexpectedly, as a slender, white index finger lifted his chin, Kevin heard a flippant and arrogant declaration.

"Human, seeing you makes me feel good..."

"I really want to get the smell of Honkai all over you..."

"Become my servant, and I will let you live until the end of the world..."

Kiana, having received a portion of the Will of God, swelled with confidence. Her sharp chin tilted slightly upward, her index finger slid down to Kevin's chest, and she brought her cheek closer.

"If you dare betray me, I'll tear your heart apart..."

"From now on, you must call me Your Queen Master!"

Then, while Kevin was still in a daze, Kiana recited a long string of lines, and then, feeling thirsty, downed a whole cup of chilled Wuyi Mountain Da Hong Pao tea from the table in one gulp.

Hmm, it's quite sweet and delicious...

But the moment the white-haired Paramecium clicked its tongue and put down the teapot, the man's eyes narrowed, a chilling murderous aura spreading out, and a familiar sense of crisis welled up in his heart.

"Go ahead, I'll allow you to prepare lunch. The fried chicken legs have to be cumin-flavored and insanely spicy!"

"Don't bother me unless it's absolutely necessary, human..."

Kiana forced herself to remain calm, but K423's mocking gaze behind her forced her to steel herself and issue commands with Queen of superiority, while simultaneously opening Space Wormhole, ready to enjoy herself and then run away.

"Bang!"

A powerful spatial locking force sealed off the opened Micro Wormhole, and a fair hand rested on Kiana's delicate shoulder.

"Hey kid, aren't you getting a little too into character?"

Kevin smiled and pulled the white-haired girl, who was gradually turning into an insect, to his side, his tone sinister.

"Do you know how expensive this pot of Wuyi Mountain rock tea is? You can't buy it even if you have money!"

At this moment, Kiana looked at the purplish-red lightning ball flashing in Kevin's hand and couldn't help but recall her tragic experience. She immediately shrank back, her proud Queen completely Honkai, and she tried to explain with a forced smile.

"Director, I have experience performing at banquets, I'm definitely more suitable for this role than that idiot in the back..."

"Didn't we agree that whoever performs best gets fried chicken legs for lunch? Can I have half?"

The white-haired girl, now admitting defeat, clung to Kevin's arm, pleading cautiously while acting coquettishly.

Moreover, when Kiana's ample breasts bumped into Kevin's arm, she noticed his instinctive pullback and then deliberately moved closer, forcing him to buy her the chicken leg for the day.

Kevin glanced at the shameless white-haired Paramecium in front of him, then turned his gaze to his pet K423, and couldn't help but twitch his lips.

It can now be confirmed that Kiana's current personality is absolutely related to her family education. Her Paramecium character is definitely influenced by the bad influence of Siegfried's dissolute behavior.

Look at him, he seems innocent on the surface, but he's actually cunning and knows a bit about manners. Unlike this Nordic lady, who's completely grown into a crooked tree.

After this is all over, I will definitely tell Cecilia and we'll clean up this family mess together! Siegfried, you're dead meat!

Kevin narrowed his eyes slightly, preparing to stab his friend in the back, then sighed softly and extinguished the arc of lightning in his left hand.

Afraid of women? I'm definitely the smartest one! Kiana's eyes sparkled, and drool dripped from her mouth. She could almost see buckets of chicken legs sprouting wings and flying toward her.

"You see, although I personally have no intention of vying for the role, my abilities don't allow me to hide my skills..."

"Old Yang, when are we going to eat? We've been rehearsing for ages, I'm starving! If everyone's not full, they won't have the energy to rehearse..."

However, in an instant, a sinister smile spread across the man's lips, and his right hand, which was pressing on Kiana's shoulder, slowly tightened.

"Eat? No, Kiana, you need electrotherapy..."

Immediately, lightning flashed, and the Paramecium, charred into a lump of metal, rolled its eyes back and fell straight to the ground, occasionally kicking and twitching. K423 could even faintly smell the aroma of roasting meat.

Hmm, she's hungry too...

P. S.: The matter of Queen Na has been resolved perfectly.

Chapter 691, Section 661: Drama Queen Kiana

In Canghai City, at a KFC, two white-haired girl wearing cat-patterned hoods squeezed to the counter, excitedly waving banknotes and shouting to the clerk.

"A family bucket! The largest size! Two, please!"

"Me too... No! I want a bigger one, three buckets! Basically, the quantity has to be bigger than this jerk's, and there have to be more servings!"

Kiana narrowed her eyes, her heterochromatic pupils glaring hatefully at K423, who had become even more like her since the mutation. Her teeth chattered, like a cat with its fur standing on end, ready to bite.

"You jerk, are you trying to pick a fight?"

"You took my script first and stole my role!"

K423 was somewhat indignant and tried his best to argue his case.

"You even stole my name, and you stole my mom's name too!"

"It's you who's as rude as a white gorilla, and Mother don't please Cecilia at all!"

"Who's the white gorilla? Want to fight?"

After a few words, the atmosphere between the twins, as seen by outsiders, became tense.

The shop assistant, who didn't want to cause trouble, was trying to find a compromise, but the space behind Kiana and K423 had already begun to distort slightly.

Just as the KFC was about to suffer an undeserved disaster, a heavy shadow was cast behind the two white-haired girls whose foreheads were almost touching.

The fists, which faintly crackled with arcs of lightning, slammed into the heads of the two little girls, instantly stunning and paralyzing them.

Kevin then gave the gathered crowd an apologetic smile, picked up the two Paramecium, packed several family buckets, and turned to leave.

Back in the courtyard, although the two girls had calmed down considerably under Kevin's tyranny, their eyes still flashed with sparks as they secretly stared at each other.

Kevin, too lazy to bother with the two Paramecium in the house that were always fighting, checked the time, went to a secluded corner, and knocked on the wall three times long and two times short.

Immediately, Kallen, who had already sneaked to the designated location, carrying a baseball bat on her shoulder and a little fox in her arms, climbed over the wall and landed lightly.

"Uncle Neighbor, Ada's not home today. What are we planning to do?"

Kallen inquired with great interest, showing a good liking for her neighbor whose fur matched hers.

Her biological mother, Ada, has little patience for taking care of children, but Kevin's place has everything—good food, fun activities, you name it—it's practically paradise.

"A large-scale stage play will be staged in Canghai City, and you are the lead actor..."

Kevin smiled slightly and handed the beautiful silver cross necklace to his daughter, Kallen.

"The Oath of Judas? How do you have that?!"

"Wait a minute! It seems to be inferior to the genuine Key of God... Is it a counterfeit?"

At that moment, scattered images flashed through Kallen's mind, and a confused and urgent question came out of her mouth.

Kallen did indeed regain most of her memories, and she was able to recognize the Oath of Judas created by the ability to Conceptual Replication at a glance. That backer, although a bit sarcastic, was indeed very considerate.

Kevin chuckled contentedly, snatched two family buckets from the two Paramecium's pitiful gazes, and invited Kallen to sit down in the gazebo to enjoy them while they ate and chatted.

However, when it came to introducing himself, Kevin struggled for a long time before tapping his head and jokingly managing to squeeze out a few words.

"Well, some things are complicated. In a sense, I'm your father, and also your ancestor..."

"Those two are both your descendants and your aunts..."

Kallen, who inherited the Kaslana Family's gene of disliking mental work, was both surprised and confused by this explanation.

It wasn't until she followed Kevin's line of thought and went through it seven or eight times that she finally managed to figure out the family relationships that were causing her daughter so much trouble.

Kevin continued to present evidence and revealed his relationships with Yae Sakura, Ada, Fu Hua, and others. The irrefutable facts gradually eased Kallen's guarded expression.

"So, you plan to let me..."

"If the Honkai impacts Canghai City, Kallen, tell me your answer..."

Kevin did not answer, but instead asked a question in return.

The girl held the Oath of Judas to her heart and responded without hesitation.

"With sword and shield in hand, I rush to the battlefield, as always..."

Kevin gazed at his daughter, who had died in her previous life fighting against Honkai Beast and saving citizens, his eyes filled with complex emotions—admiration, respect, and regret.

The man instinctively placed his fingers on Kallen's head, gently stroking it, conveying a sense of closeness and affection.

I'm so proud of you...

Kallen was slightly confused. She had read about this ancestor's stories, and the ruthless and decisive nature of his actions seemed incongruous with his current fatherly warmth.

"I thought you were going to call me an idiot..."

"Although he's clumsy, he's amazing..."

Kevin chuckled in response and continued to stroke his daughter's head.

Kallen found it impossible to refuse the praise from her ancestor and father. The accumulated affection over the past few days, along with the closeness of blood ties, made the little girl squint her eyes and obediently curl up in Kevin's arms.

However, after a moment of tenderness, the girl had some doubts and couldn't help but raise her face to ask.

"Um, sir, why do you say the Honkai will descend upon Canghai City?"

Although this man was her nominal ancestor and father, they had only spent a few days together, and the affection they had developed was not enough for Kallen to call him that.

Kevin pointed to the two white-haired Paramecium behind him, who were devouring roasted chicken legs, and rolled his eyes helplessly.

"Look, two Final Herrscher. See them? In three days, I'm going to choose one and release it to scare people..."

"If you don't want Canghai City to be reduced to nothing, then do what you're supposed to do..."

Kallen was slightly taken aback. At this moment, Kiana, who was holding a fried chicken leg, once again ignited her chuunibyou spirit, suddenly stood up, pointed her halberd forward, and showed her true identity Final Herrscher.

"I am the Honkai! Prepare yourselves, hypocritical humans!"

Kallen actually sensed the aura of Honkai from Kiana's energy field, and her gaze turned serious as she looked at her "father," who had a playful expression.

"Are you serious?"

Kevin took a sip of tea nonchalantly and nodded slightly.

"If you don't do this, many people will die..."

"Okay! I promise! But don't let Ada know about this, she'll worry..."

Kallen gripped the cross in her palm and solemnly agreed, seeing in Kevin the reflection of Ada's thoughts.

These parents may be very tolerant in normal times, but once they get serious, their decisions are unwavering.

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