This World Is Seriously Ill
Chapter 432

A Showdown Between Two Paramecia / Civilization's Monkey-Watching

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Since using "Pym Particles" on the tamed Ancient Titans, these highly intelligent beings have been able to flexibly shrink their bodies, blend into cities, and experience the wonders of Human Civilization.

Moreover, with the secret completion of several Mako Reactor within the military industrial enterprises of Canghai City, the Life Stream raw material that maintains the ecosystem is indirectly injected into the earth's veins.

The crisis of the entire land of Canghai City decaying and becoming poisonous has now been temporarily suppressed, and the Ancient Titans, who had been kept in the dark, have obediently given up their efforts.

Of course, getting these big guys to retreat to their underground lairs and hide won't be a smooth process.

After the Judgment Angel hacked Rodan, the most audacious firebird, and the male and female MUTO half to death, infused them with Pym Particles, and threw them into the SCP Foundation for containment, the Ancient Titans, who were unwilling to be governed by human rules, finally behaved themselves.

Because of the benefits of free food and lodging, plus additional supplies, many Ancient Titans who had experienced the prosperity of Human Civilization were stunned by Kevin, who held a sword in one hand and candy in the other.

These big shots were thus lured into building socialism, diligently restoring the environment, absorbing waste radioactive materials, contributing to a better world, and incidentally enriching someone's wallet.

Incidentally, the appearance of the Ancient Titans not only brought Kevin huge profits, but also allowed several unscrupulous companies to seize the opportunity and launch monster-themed parks, games, figurines, and comic book merchandise, making a fortune.

For this reason, Kevin gritted his teeth several times as he looked at the financial statements of the SCP Foundation, Anti-Entropy, and the Avengers' affiliated companies, whose market value was soaring.

What a bunch of bastards with no sense of copyright! They actually stole money from his pocket, that's outrageous!

In any case, the brewing crisis of the Ancient Titans vanished without a trace, and a false peace continued to lead humanity into a state of ignorant revelry.

At this moment, Jill Hera smoothed Kong's prickly hair and led the big guy toward the Hyperion with satisfaction.

As they passed several checkpoints, the soldiers, who were on duty guarding the perimeter and had little entertainment, whistled to greet the gorilla.

King Kong grinned and promptly raised his middle finger in response. The soldiers, amused once again, mischievously stepped forward to teach this handsome Skull Island guy how to smoke and drink.

After passing through a few doors, King Kong swaggered in, carrying a bottle of Erguotou (a type of Chinese liquor) in his left hand and Zhongnanhai a type of Chinese liquor) in his right, looking exactly like a soldier who had developed bad habits.

Jill Hera, who followed, rubbed his forehead with his right hand and shook his head, unable to bear to look. Seeing the swaying buttocks in front of him was really an eyesore, he could only straighten his face and step forward to kick the big guy to quiet him down.

The man and the gorilla arrived in front of the Hyperion. They saw Kevin under a parasol on the grass, flipping through a copy of the Classic of Mountains and Seas. There was also a copy of Journey to the West on the table. He seemed to be deep in thought.

The two met, smiled at each other, and Kevin casually handed over a can of Sloche to Jill Hera.

"Thank you for the new boat. I tried it out in the shallow waters of Canghai City, and it worked well."

Jill Hera tore open the can, took an elegant sip, leaned on Kevin's shoulder, and whispered seductively.

"Alright, I'm getting ready to set sail this afternoon, so I came over to say goodbye..."

Kevin paused, gently put down the book, and a hint of regret appeared deep in his eyes.

"Seriously, shouldn't we wait a bit longer? There are still plenty of openings on the Hyperion..."

"What, trying to stay and get me drunk? Not so easy, you little rascal."

Jill Hera shook the "Body-ruining Liquor" in her hand, which evoked a strong sense of nostalgia, and giggled. Then she put her arms down, leaned forward, pressed her full breasts against Kevin's back, and bit his earlobe with her cherry lips.

"Sumire Muroto is working on improving the Gastrea Virus inhibitor; perhaps there's a way to reverse the current mutations in Taurus. It's good to wait a while..."

"Don't worry, Lufus is still counting on the Deep Sea Academy to help him deal with the Travis Family. He's willing to give me face. If there's any news about the inhibitor, we can just take a boat trip to Tokyo Bay. It's just a side trip."

Kevin tried hard to persuade her to stay, but Jill Hera's tone was gentle, and her attitude remained unwavering.

"So, has this new submarine been given a name?"

"How about you come?"

"Nautilus?"

"Wow, how romantic! Should I start calling myself Captain Nemo?"

"Come on, Miss Whale, are you really planning to travel 20,000 miles underwater and never come ashore? Mr. Bird is still waiting to land up there."

The two whispered to each other, mentioning code names known only to the two of them, and couldn't help but shake their heads and chuckle knowingly.

I am a bird, a lonely and romantic bird, who loves to fly around the earth, but is heartbroken because I cannot find sweet love.

You are a whale, the sea is a city without walls, and birds fly in the sky...

In the letter that Jill Hera left behind, she wrote this short poem that poured out her heart.

She's a seemingly cheerful and fierce Mature Woman, but actually quite romantic and artistic inside. So, compared to the passionate and daring nature of Westerners like Lara and Alice, she prefers this ambiguous and elusive approach.

He actually remembered that poem. Jill Hera's gaze softened, and she smiled mischievously as her pink tongue traced a path from the back of Kevin's neck up his spine.

The serpentine, slippery sensation sent a chill down Kevin. Recalling their past idyllic encounters, his Adam's apple bobbed, and his mouth went dry.

However, as the screeching of brakes rang out, the Deep Sea Academy instructors Liana and Makarov, along with Judicator Mina and several students, stepped out and waved to the two who were stuck together, revealing strange smiles.

"Bye, next time we meet, Miss Whale will help you grow again..."

Jill Hera lightly kissed Kevin's cheek, then withdrew. Seeing the man's reaction, a mischievous smile appeared on her lips. She casually slipped a business card with a gold rose pattern into the man's chest.

"Also, since we're old acquaintances, we'll give you a 20% discount on our ocean-related business. Remember to come often..."

Immediately, the Doll-head Mature Woman, jumped into the convertible, waved goodbye, and turned back with alluring eyes, like a bewitching enchantress.

Everyone's gone, and they even took an Ancient Titans as a bodyguard, plus two Stage Five Gastrea escorts. I didn't get anything myself; it's a bit of a loss no matter how you look at it.

Sure enough, none of these people are easy to deal with, and they probably got all that oil from me, didn't they?

Wait, whale oil seems to be quite durable?

Kevin watched the off-road convertible speed away, a slight smile playing on his lips. The Spatial Rift behind him was faintly visible; he was quite adept at debt collection.

Chapter 729, Section 763: The Duel of Two Paramecium

Early in the morning, Hyperion Raiden Mei, the Hyperion's personal cook, put on her apron, donned her Bluetooth headset, and entered the kitchen to prepare breakfast.

The greeting from her father on the other end of the phone cheered her up considerably. However, when the question of "when to bring the child home" came up, Raiden Mei's face immediately stiffened, and she stammered in response, burning several dishes in the process.

Having finally dealt with her father's relentless questioning, the Lightning Queen, feeling depressed and having lost all interest in cooking, had no choice but to hand over the kitchen to Rita and head to the living room sofa to have some snacks and cola to calm herself down.

However, as soon as they entered the hall, two figures, their steps unsteady and swaying, stumbled out of the bedroom and, almost simultaneously, collapsed onto the sofa, hugged their pillows, and fell fast asleep.

"What's wrong with you two lately? You always seem so sleepy?"

Raiden Mei poured herself a glass of juice, looked at the two white-haired Paramecium that were intertwined and occupying the sofa, one inside and one outside, and couldn't help but pull over a chair, sit down and ask.

"Studying is so tiring..."

K423 lazily raised its hand, its head slowly lifting from the Hut Mug pillow. Although it was clearly complaining, the way it stretched its body resembled a white cat dozing in the sun.

The tone of her voice, emanating from her nasal cavity, carried an indescribable sense of ease.

"Yes, I have to stay up late for extra classes tonight! I don't even have time to play games!"

Kiana, on the other hand, pouted and spoke with a resentful tone.

"Poor sleep quality, feeling a bit tired..."

"Yeah, I keep having these dreams, and my butt hurts so much, sometimes it's so bad it feels like my bones are about to fall apart..."

"But most of the time, it feels like soaking in a hot spring, very comfortable..."

"Indeed, when I'm sleeping, I don't want to move a single finger. Lying in bed, my body feels tingly and numb. Could it be that I'm going to grow taller again?"

Two white-haired girl heterochromatic eyes, one speaking and the other responding, established an unusual tacit understanding without anyone noticing.

"I don't want to grow taller, my chest is so heavy..."

"Same here, I have to carry it every day, my back always hurts..."

K423 and Kiana groggily opened their eyes, each gesturing to the outline of their breasts, their faces sullen.

Upon hearing this, Sirin and Bella, who were secretly taking pudding from the refrigerator on tiptoe, paused, looked down at their chests, and felt a strong sense of inferiority.

By all accounts, they are both older than both Kiana, but they have been underdeveloped for more than ten years, and certain parts that should have developed have remained unchanged.

Is it just because the Kaslana family has good genes and good food? Why am I not Cecilia's biological Mother?! I hate it!

The pudding, with its exceptionally smooth and silky texture, was particularly appealing. Sirin took a vicious bite of the pudding, puffed out her cheeks, and swallowed it, silently grumbling to herself.

At this moment, Kiana and K423 seemed to realize their abnormality, and both snorted coldly, putting distance between them and reigniting their cold war.

Immediately, Kiana wiggled like a caterpillar in front of Raiden Mei's knees and rubbed against her like a puppy.

"Mei, you're the best! Haven't you eaten yet? Give me a massage..."

"Sirin, and Bella, my shoulders are so sore, could you massage them for me..."

But their cold war didn't last long. Their boastful Paramecium were exactly the same, which made the two, who already disliked each other, glare at each other, their eyes exchanging a strong sense of hostility.

"Bang! Bang!"

"What are you doing lounging on the sofa so early in the morning? Get up and wash up!"

"And you two, Sirin and Bella, no sweets allowed if you didn't brush your teeth before meals!"

Unable to bear it any longer, Raiden Mei, displaying her captain's authority, flicked her fingers and tapped the heads of the two Paramecium on the head. She then glared at the master and servant who were trying to take advantage of the situation, finally calming the troublemakers down.

Immediately, the two dazed, white-haired girl staggered towards the washroom.

As Pathway down the corridor, a loud crash that gave anyone a headache came from behind. The two Paramecium and Kevin, who was walking towards them, collided solidly, each staggering back a few steps before struggling to their feet against the wall.

Good morning, bro!

"Hello Old Yang!"

The two girls, one excited and the other close, were clearly competing with each other, each wanting to win in some way.

However, when Kevin saw Kiana and K423 approaching, he turned pale as if he had seen a ghost, nodded with a dry laugh, then carefully walked around the two of them, buried his head in the sofa, hugged a cushion tightly, and closed his eyes for a nap.

"Hey, why are you copying them? Didn't you sleep well again?"

Raiden Mei nudged Kevin, who was lying dead on the sofa, with her elbow and asked in a low voice.

"There's no other way. The training at the Xiong Bing Lian has entered the third phase, the placement of the Ancient Titans is still underway, and the centralization meeting of the other six major organizations hasn't reached a conclusion yet. I'm a little uneasy if I don't finish dealing with the matters at hand before I leave..."

Kevin sat up helplessly, yawning as he complained to Raiden Mei.

Upon hearing this, the cook opposite him felt a surge of pity upon hearing this irrefutable reason. She helped the captain lie down and used her slender fingers to press and rub Kevin's acupoints.

However, when Kevin turned his head and saw two Paramecium in the bathroom competing to see who could brush their teeth and blow more bubbles, he was both amused and exasperated. His eyes flickered, and a hint of distress appeared on his face.

They're so old, yet they still act like children.

He had originally planned to take Gilhera on a journey to the Jill Hera and, incidentally, collect his debt.

But that brat K423, perhaps because she's growing too fast and has nowhere to vent her boundless energy, has been using her spatial teleportation ability to sneak into his bed every night lately.

So every time Kevin woke up, he would see that head of white hair tucked into the blankets.

Moreover, sometimes they're just sleeping, but other times they inevitably grow together. Kevin, feeling guilty, also has to clean up the mess, leaving him utterly exhausted, both physically and mentally.

As a result, he now feels a little intimidated when he sees that signature white hair and four neat little tiger teeth.

As Mei gently massaged him, Kevin's furrowed brow, furrowed by trivial matters and important tasks, gradually relaxed, and his thoughts fell on the matter of settling the Ancient Titans.

In the short term, it is true that Ancient Titans could gradually evolve by ingesting radioactive materials, but this is mainly reflected in their physical strength. Depending on the degree of digestion, advancement would require a long period of accumulation.

Apart from that, the basic skills of the Ancient Titans will remain largely unchanged, only their power will increase with evolution.

The "Great Silence" that King Kong unleashed in his battle against Godzilla seems to be an exception; the wet, murmuring sound that followed the roar seemed to originate from the power leaking out of the City of R'lyeh.

Therefore, it is necessary to remind Jill Hera to pay close attention to Kong's changes, lest this big guy be influenced by the spirit of a certain takoyaki.

It's always good to be cautious.

With his thoughts in disarray, Kevin's head began to throb again. Before he could even enjoy Raiden Mei's massage, the communicator on his wrist beeped.

Then, the emergency communication system connected, projecting Dukao's square face and the eight fully equipped Xiong Bing Lian Company behind him into view.

That's right, the eight people... the people they were waiting for finally arrived.

ps: Thank you to reader @twoblade.

Chapter 730, Section 764: Civilized Monkey Viewing

Above the Juxia City, the Hyperion hovered over the airport. Eight Xiong Bing Lian the Super Soldier Company followed their captain Rose, and stepped onto the constructed Spatial wormhole, landing directly inside the warship.

"Good morning, instructor!"

As soon as they stepped out of the Spatial Rift, the group quickly lined up and saluted Kevin, who was inspecting them, fearing that this wicked fellow might find an opportunity to hold a grudge.

"Everyone's here? Great! Buckle up, full speed ahead!"

Kevin flicked his fingers, sending the spatial coordinates sent by Du Qiangwei into the processor of the AI-powered Ai-chan. Then, he gestured with his right hand, indicating that the Xiong Bing Lian and the Fire Moth should sit down and hold on.

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