Drifting in Circles on the Road to Screwing Over Dad / Warden Xiwangmu

"Of course it's different. I, Old Sun, have also met that Nine Heavens Xuannü Mystic Maiden. She follows the path of learning from Heaven and Earth, and following the natural way. To put it simply, she has Supreme Forgetfulness..."

"As for this, it is a matter of words as law, actions as rules, forming its own regulations, seeking that my will is the will of Heaven! Of all things in Heaven and Earth, I alone am supreme! How domineering..."

Sun Wukong slightly raised his eyes, gently wiped away the blood droplet on one side of his cheek, and began to explain to the girls watching the battle.

"Got it?"

"Uh... what does that mean?"

The relatively knowledgeable Raiden Mei nodded slightly, seemingly lost in thought, but the remaining three academically challenged students stared at each other awkwardly.

Sun Wukong shook his head indifferently, but showed unusual patience and continued his story.

"That is, the difference between selflessness and egocentrism. One takes heaven and earth as their teacher, while the other seeks to become the master of heaven and earth. Their sword techniques may seem similar, but their paths are completely different..."

The three underachievers nodded as if they understood, while K423's eyes lit up.

"Is it because your 'self-centeredness' is more powerful, brother?"

"Ideas are not inherently superior or inferior; the key lies in the person and their level of understanding..."

Raiden Mei from the Hokushin Itto-ryu and the Busujima family's swordsmanship, couldn't stand the barrage of questions from these reckless men. She tapped their heads and pulled the three little ones back to explain to them separately.

"Anyway, it's really cool, right? Old Yang, I want to learn!"

"Brother, me too!"

However, the two simple-minded but physically strong Paramecium were only concerned with the superficial glamour and clamored to master the craft.

Raiden Mei realized she had wasted so much breath and was still talking to a brick wall. She couldn't help but sigh in defeat, completely giving up on the three idiots' ability to grasp concepts.

At this moment, Kevin, trying his best to maintain his composure, turned around and glared at the two loudly shouting white Paramecium, his teeth grinding and his eyes filled with murderous intent.

Siegfried, you'd better wait until your ashes are scattered!

P. S.: This story combines elements of fantasy and science fiction, representing a fusion of two different civilizations. I hope it captures that essence.

Chapter 734, Section 768: On the Road to Disaster, a Chain Drift

During the standoff, both sides calmed down. After writing a certain name down in his mental notebook several times, Kevin began to review the gains and losses of using the Great Void Sword God technique.

That's right. He was indeed refused by Fu Hua to cultivate the Tai Xu Sword Qi before. That kind of ascetic method that requires the user to Supreme Forgetfulness was incompatible with his style of doing things.

But this doesn't stop Kevin from referencing sword techniques and transforming the mental cultivation method!

He was a shrewd and clever person, and with the backing of Herrscher Core, manipulating the laws of the world was a piece of cake.

In addition, we must thank a certain white-haired Paramecium; due to our recent shared growth at night, Kevin's reception of the Honkai Will is nearing its end.

Therefore, he not only reached the Main God Level, but even the reversed version of the Great Void Sword God, while contemplating, also completed about 70-80% of his work due to frequent flashes of inspiration.

Judging from this first real battle, the Great Void Sword God, who was able to threaten the Honkai Will back then, truly lives up to his reputation.

Just as Kevin was lost in thought, he heard Sun Wukong's slightly arrogant questioning voice, and the Judgment Angel retorted sharply.

"Kid, wanna fight again?"

"What do you think, monkey?"

The two men glanced at the ravaged land, looked around, their eyes met, and they simultaneously and casually put away their weapons, laughing heartily.

"Not bad..."

"Good..."

Their subsequent self-assured assessments of each other completely dispelled the tense and hostile atmosphere that had been building between them.

"A full thousand years! Old Sun, have finally had a good fight. This place is definitely not suitable now. We'll have to meet again when we have the chance."

"However, I accept the person Old Du chose..."

Sun Wukong stepped onto the Hyperion's deck, stretched lazily, and waved his hand with a very contented expression.

"No, I'm rather lazy. If you have more free time, you should spend more time messing around with these kids from the Deno Galaxy."

Kevin then stepped over the corpses of the Super God Academy members lying on the deck, maliciously dragging them down as scapegoats. He then slumped onto a chair under a parasol, yawning and drinking a cold beverage, exuding a strong salty smell.

At the captain's lazy wave of the hand, Rita, the deck Cleaners and maid, gracefully stepped forward, grabbed one leg with each hand, and dragged several Super God Academy soldiers into the ship.

Rita did this not because she was mean-spirited. This professional maid, who was good at understanding her master's thoughts, naturally understood that the captain was clearly angry because of the lackluster performance of the Xiong Bing Lian on the battlefield.

Therefore, if you suffer a little now and let others calm down, you won't be scolded mercilessly when you wake up at night.

Under the parasol, the captain, who was like a lazy bum, had a slight smile on his lips, clearly feeling somewhat pleased to see the Xiong Bing Lian and the others suffering.

Meanwhile, the white-haired Paramecium, still swaying on the deck, stood with its hands on its hips, excitedly discussing with the other two girls which move was cooler, completely oblivious to any sense of danger.

"You guys are reckless with your light footwork, your teamwork is a complete mess, and you're even fighting amongst yourselves at a crucial moment. You've really grown up, haven't you?"

"Kiana, I think I remember you were punished last time by copying the wrong questions 100 times. It's time to hand in your homework. Where's it...?"

When the Scandinavian lady heard this question, which sounded like a bolt from the blue, she froze and turned to run back into the cabin.

"Bang!"

The Skyfire Greatsword, stretching tens of meters, slammed horizontally onto Kiana's head. The slight burning sensation caused the white-haired Paramecium to clutch the large bump on its head and squat on the ground, drawing circles in a mournful manner.

"Didn't write it? I guess I'm too idle. I'll go finish it now..."

However, Kevin's punishment of lifting her high and then gently lowering her caused Kiana, who had developed feelings for him through beatings and physical abuse, to feel a slight pang of reluctance and surprise at first.

"But after you finish writing it, I'll make you do it 1000 more times, so your old man Siegfried can kneel on the keyboard and copy it all down!"

"Don't worry, he understands what I mean!"

Kevin then leaned back in his chair and stood up, his expression sinister, his voice barely audible through clenched teeth.

"Kneeling on a keyboard? Old Yang, you underestimate your stinky old man. These days, kneeling on durians is the new custom when he makes a mistake!"

When Kiana heard that she wasn't the one to be punished, she immediately beamed, got up from the ground, patted Kevin on the shoulder, and winked at him with an expression of knowing what she was doing.

"Alright, he can kneel on durians then, and put double the gravity rings on his legs so it doesn't hurt too much..."

Kevin's eyes were strange. He picked up his cold drink, took a small sip, and smiled brightly.

"Great idea! Now Daddy has another project to work on!"

Kiana, always eager for a good show, her eyes lit up, and she excitedly punched Kevin on the shoulder.

Yes, a loving father and a filial daughter! A loving father and a filial daughter!

Kevin stared at Kiana, the Filial Daughter, drifting along the treacherous road, and was momentarily speechless, even feeling a little sorry for Siegfried.

He had a premonition that after Siegfried knelt on a durian and copied his homework a thousand times, he would definitely hang his own daughter up and beat her!

Yes, for the sake of family harmony and to create a bright future for our children's education, unlimited joint liability is indeed the most effective way.

Just imagine what the future holds: for every question Kiana gets wrong, she has to copy it 100 times, Siegfried's father will have to double that, kneeling on a durian and copying it 1000 times. That kind of bitter experience will definitely make that old rogue who failed to raise his daughter properly repent.

As for Sirin and K423, he was willing to implement this educational philosophy of "learning and progressing together" in the two little girls.

However, considering that he seemed to be their guardian, Kevin had no choice but to give up and opt for a quarantine policy to prevent the two relatively sensible girls from being infected by Kiana and becoming completely Paramecium- like.

Therefore, with just a simple glance, the two little ones who had slipped into the cabin clutched their clothes and stood obediently in place, awaiting their fate.

Immediately, the three girls with miserable faces were pulled into a small dark room by the stern-faced class monitor, who then randomly checked their recitation and dictation.

That's right, three! In order to adapt to local customs and uphold the socialist educational values of "learning for all and lifelong learning," Kevin also squeezed Demon Dragon Bella just loafs around all day, into the class.

From then on, even the only little female dragon who escaped the clutches of the devil said goodbye to being free-range and submitted to the tyranny of Teacher Kevin.

After quickly dealing with the two groups of students who had given him a hard time, Kevin clapped his hands in satisfaction and took a pot of warm black tea and two small plates of delicate desserts from the tray Rita brought him.

Then, Rita smiled, nodded, bowed, and withdrew, leaving Kevin and Sun Wukong with a private space for conversation.

The captain, who was usually difficult to please, couldn't find any faults in the details and couldn't help but give the meticulous professional maid a "very sensible" look.

"What do you want to know? Tell me..."

Sun Wukong leaned back in another recliner, crossed his legs, and got straight to the Door Opening.

"Everything about the Kunlun Dragon Vein, the Queen Mother of the West, the Tiandao Palace, and Journey to the West..."

Kevin didn't waste any words. He poured a cup of tea for Sun Wukong and himself, his eyes slightly narrowed, and they gently touched.

"I knew it! The Heavenly Court hasn't given up! The Fourth Immeasurable Calamity is finally coming..."

Sun Wukong raised his teacup and drank it all in one gulp, his tone somber, his eyes flashing with deep apprehension.

P. S.: Raise your hand if you want to see your daughter cause trouble for her father; I'll help increase the father-daughter bond.

Chapter 735, Section 769: The Warden, Queen Mother of the West

"First of all, the Fire Moth used 50,000 years of intermittent inheritance to cultivate me and Immortal Vermillion Bird Fu Hua, the guides of the two great civilizations of the East and West."

"You, who have lived for 1400 years since the Tang Dynasty, have already ascended to godhood. I don't understand where such a powerful Beast Body life came from? And how many more are there?"

"Could you first explain your origins, Great Sage? At least that would clear up some of my doubts."

When it came to serious matters, Kevin became more respectful and chose to ask questions from the outside in.

"You're wrong. The so-called 1400 years old is just the time when Old Sun, awakened to my true self and began to clearly remember things."

"If we start counting from the days of my slumber, my true age is even older than that of your previous generations of humans..."

"We come from Kunlun..."

Sun Wukong took a deep breath, then slowly opened his eyes. His voice was low, and his gaze seemed hesitant, as if he had many reservations.

At this moment, Kevin heard that keyword again, and his eyes narrowed slightly.

Really!

"We Beast Body life have always been sealed away somewhere in Kunlun, remaining silent in our slumber. The rise and fall of Human Civilization, and the cleansing by Honkai disasters, were originally unrelated to us..."

"But with the resurgence of Human Civilization in this era, 5000 years ago, the Tiandao Palace dispatched a royal imperial army to construct Great Wormhole Bridge connecting the Lieyang Star teleportation point to Kunlun Mountain on Earth..."

"The spatial rift caused by interstellar teleportation broke our seal, and countless awakened beings of our kind emerged from the Spatial Rift and entered the human world. I was one of them..."

"These Beast Body life are mostly in a state of ignorance, acting on instinct, with varying temperaments and choices..."

"Some hunt prey for food and are exceptionally ferocious; some live in seclusion, their whereabouts unknown; others develop curiosity and yearning for human civilization and begin to make contact with these intelligent natives..."

"Therefore, the collision of the two civilizations created a primordial landscape of mountains and seas, where countless beasts roamed. You humans even compiled an atlas to identify the different forms of Beast Body life..."

Sun Wukong's memories are somewhat fragmented, so the narration is rather slow, but it basically connects the dots.

That's right, the Classic of Classic of Mountains and Seas is also called the Illustrated Book of Mountains and Seas! This book was originally a combination of text and illustrations, passed down secretly by the ancient royal family. It records the mineral resources and products of the land of Shenzhou, as well as rare birds and animals.

Kevin pulled out several versions of the Classic of Mountains and Seas from the Spatial Rift, and rhythmically tapped the back of the chair with his right hand, while his thoughts gradually became clearer.

"If I'm not mistaken, you are the demons from the mythology of the Nine Provinces..."

Sun Wukong nodded slightly, but with a hint of sarcasm.

"Indeed, humans are born to attain immortality, while beasts break through ignorance and gain enlightenment to become demons. This was a standard set by the Tiandao Palace back then..."

"At that time, although the relationship between humans and Beast Body life was not harmonious, it was far from being irreconcilable."

"Some of the beasts that were willing to make contact with you even extended a helping hand to this era when the Honkai was imminent."

"For example, at the request of Ji Lin and Xuan Nu, Bai Ze, who was compiling the encyclopedia of ghosts and gods, risked his life to include information on 11,520 kinds of beasts, spirits, ghosts, and gods in the <Bai Ze's Illustrated Compendium of Spirits and Monsters>."

"Other Beast Body life, such as Ying Long and Wei from the Battle of Zhuolu, also firmly stood on the side of humanity, hoping to integrate into the civilization of this This Planet."

"Therefore, in the early ancient times, the banners of the wild tribes all used animal totems..."

Kevin picked up his black tea, lowered his head, took a small sip, and looked at it with a playful expression.

"Humans can only turn to the gods, and must never collude with demons and beasts..."

"The closer you get to humanity when the Tiandao Palace descends upon Kunlun, the greater the danger you will face."

"First, the Four Great Order Bodies, led by the Divine River Civilization, were all participants in the [Form War]. You Beast Body life were long ago condemned as outcasts and nearly wiped out. I heard from Dukao that the Tiandao Palace was the most active back then... Even if Beast Body life cannot be generalized, the decisions of these leaders cannot be wrong!"

"Secondly, in the eyes of that Heavenly Emperor, Earth has become his pasture for spreading faith and selecting immortals. For you Beast Body life to emerge and reap the rewards is nothing short of a provocation to the gods..."

"Third, the Tiandao Palace came to Earth for what was in Kunlun, and at the time they were short of prisoners to guide them..."