This World Is Seriously Ill
Chapter 461

"Forcing a Good Girl into Prostitution" / Husband-and-Wife Tag-Team Beating

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Legend has it that the Queen Mother of the West Immortal Elixir!

Therefore, Cang Xuan and Dan Zhu transferred most of their research data and pre-era civilization legacies to a space outpost, establishing what is known as the [Huoyun Cave].

At that time, having just experienced the Battle of Zhuolu and the Kunlun Uprising, humanity, the Honkai, the Heavenly Palace, and even Kunlun itself entered a period of recuperation.

With Fu Hua, a former mole in Kunlun, on their side, the two had relatively complete information before taking action.

With the aid of Quantum Computer, the two of them were able to locate Kunlun without any problems. After breaking through Spatial Rift, they boarded the pioneer warship.

Afterwards, having reached the limit of their lifespan, they deciphered some data from the Beast Body life fusion experiment.

Desperate, the two invited Lian Shan, who was out wandering, to perform a gene fusion surgery on them.

Due to limitations of their permissions, the most suitable Gene Serum for the two is a semi-finished product of a snake fusion gene, characterized by regeneration and longevity.

And so they transformed into human-headed snakes, surviving the dangerous period of bodily disintegration through molting and hibernation.

From then on, the two "Ghost" who had dug in began to explore all the secrets of Kunlun.

During peaceful times, they would wander around Kunlun, learning about the Pangu Civilization. But if they encountered any disturbance, they would retreat back into the [Huoyun Cave] to hide.

Furthermore, the Pangu Clan followed an evolutionary path of spiritual energy ascension, possessing immense individual strength and highly advanced biotechnology, but they lagged behind in the fields of Artificial Intelligence and electronic information.

Cang Xuan, known as the "God of Insight," used his Quantum Computer to continuously try to decipher some of Kunlun's systems.

To facilitate their operation, without disturbing the warden, the Queen Mother of the West, she also registered two of her own people as Level 2 Researchers, granting them certain privileges.

The only regret is that they had no hope of surviving, and to avoid causing trouble for Fu Hua if they were exposed, they cut off the transmission of information.

For five thousand years, apart from Lian Shan, who was tricked into coming to help, the two of them spent most of their time with this group of Primordial Experiment Subjects.

Fortunately, Cang Xuan's hard work paid off. Through thousands of years of exploration, she has become very familiar with most of Kunlun's facilities.

Furthermore, thanks to her deep understanding of Quantum Computer and Artificial Intelligence, she even obtained information that even the Queen Mother of the West was probably unaware of.

"Tsk, even the Quantum Computer of the Pangu Civilization is only this good."

"It would be fantastic if we could get our hands on one of those legendary Celestial Computer to play with."

Amidst the rustling sounds, the two crawled inside. The Book of Cang Xuan automatically connected to the host, while Cang Xuan himself decoded it, a slight smile playing on his lips, revealing a hint of laziness and smugness.

"Sis, this is just a Pioneer-class Battleship, responsible for scientific research and spreading civilization. It's already quite good that it has Quantum Computer."

"Celestial Computer are the core databases of a super-civilization, mostly located in their home planets. If you want to get your hands on one, you'll probably have to dig up their graves in the Hongmeng Galaxy."

"Moreover, there's no guarantee it will work."

Dan Zhu rolled her eyes and sighed, unable to resist offering a kind reminder.

"Celestial Computer"? If the Pioneer-class Battleship were actually equipped with that thing, would we even have a chance to exploit any loopholes? We'd be completely lost then!

Things had only calmed down for a few days; she didn't want to go crazy with her sister, Cang Xuan.

"Done!"

As they spoke, Cang Xuan's fingers flew across the keyboard, clicking at an incredibly high speed, creating blurry afterimages around him as dense, waterfall-like data chains were input into the "Kunlun" mainframe.

As the last character was typed, the black-haired girl with a human body and a snake's body proudly raised her chin, a satisfied smile curving her lips.

"So fast?"

Dan Zhu was somewhat astonished upon seeing this. Although she knew her sister's level in the field of Quantum Computer was unmatched by any of the previous generation's inheritors.

But her ability to rewrite the internal system of [Kunlun] so easily was somewhat beyond her expectations.

"It was a calculated move against an unsuspecting opponent; after all, we haven't been idle for the past five thousand years."

Cang Xuan cracked his wrists and stretched his neck, exuding a calm and collected air. In front of his younger sister, he couldn't help but chat freely.

"Ever since the day Vermillion Bird made the deal with the Queen Mother of the West, I've had a feeling that the Shanhai Beasts of Kunlun would be a big problem sooner or later."

"Therefore, after quelling the unrest, we chose to carry the legacy of the Previous Era civilization and secretly establish the space outpost [Huoyun Cave], precisely to deal with situations like today's."

Then, Cang Xuan paused, snapped his fingers, and narrowed his eyes slightly.

"In scientific research, everyone is basically the same—judging others by their own standards. How could [Kunlun] not have prepared some backup plans for such an extremely uncontrollable Primordial Experiment Subjects?"

"Come on, let me see what treasures the Pangu Clan left behind!"

As the scene shifted, Cang Xuan deciphered the tadpole-like characters that appeared on the screen, then fixed his gaze on the black vortex-like image that was taking shape on the Illusionary Screen, his cherry lips gaping in astonishment.

Holy crap, this is killing me!

Chapter 782, Section 818: "Forcing a Good Woman into Prostitution"

"An artificial black hole!"

Cang Xuan's voice was hoarse, and his expression of fear instantly turned into fervor and excitement.

The Pangu Clan's technology is truly impressive; they even managed to create such a bizarre contraption! And it even comes with a matching Void Engine?

Unfortunately, the maintenance of the spatial unit for hundreds of thousands of years, as well as the suppression of the Primordial Experiment Subjects, nearly brought Kunlun to the brink of collapse.

If the "artificial black hole" is forcibly activated to contain the Shanhai Beasts, this Pioneer-class Battleship risks being scrapped.

Wait, let me see what else is in here.

Hmm... Return destination... Hongmeng Galaxy... Departure in three hours?

According to the information on the star chart, hasn't that area all turned into dust clouds? Why are you still thinking about returning?

Such a ritualistic display—is it a pilgrimage or a funeral?

Hehe, I've got it!

Cang Xuan interlocked his fingers, twisted his wrists, smiled mysteriously, and moved his fingers swiftly, inputting a series of tadpole-shaped characters via a spherical Quantum Computer.

Immediately, the black-haired girl took out the [Feathered Dust] from her pocket, a playful smile on her face, and with a few words, she roughly conveyed the situation to the two people outside who were buying time.

However, before Cang Xuan could exchange a few perfunctory pleasantries and boast about his achievements, Kevin and Fu Hua, who had established a mental link, showed a knowing expression.

"An artificial black hole, Gate of the Heavenly Realm, I see. I think I understand what you're trying to do..."

Before the nine pillars of light, Kevin forced back the Queen Mother of the West's ten fingers, which extended with white bone spurs, with a single sword strike. A thought flashed through his mind, and he seemed to be deep in thought.

"The spatial coordinates of the Tiandao Palace cannot be located at present, so we must wait for the Heavenly Palace to descend?"

Fu Hua unleashed a burst of sword energy, and the battle flag in her hand emitted a dragon's roar, its sharp tip aimed at Lu Wu's brow, forcing the Queen Mother of the West to withdraw her attack and retreat to defend.

At the same time, Immortal Vermillion Bird was using her mind in two ways, secretly asking questions through her thoughts.

Several months ago, with the help of the Book of Cang Xuan, she unraveled the mystery and found the spatial coordinates of the Huoyun Cave, and successfully reunited with Cang Xuan Dan Zhu.

The group originally planned to gradually steal the cultural heritage from Pangu Tomb, but the bombardment by the Gate of the Heavenly Realm caused their plan to fail.

As [Kunlun] suffered heavy damage, the three sensed Kevin's presence and decisively chose to advance from the flank, hoping to merge with the other side and jointly devise a countermeasure.

Therefore, the claim that the Queen Mother of the West sided with the Pangu Civilization is naturally unfounded.

To facilitate the exchange of information, Fu Hua distributed the [Feathered Dust] to everyone before she appeared.

This thing itself has the function of mental linking, so they can calmly complete the exchange of intelligence and the formulation of tactics in their minds under the watchful eyes of the Queen Mother of the West and Lu Wu.

"Hey, this is a scheme I finally came up with. Can't you play dumb and give me some confidence? Don't you know it's really humiliating to be around you guys!"

Cang Xuan was extremely frustrated and squatted on the ground, drawing circles.

"Um, what exactly are you three talking about?"

Dan Zhu, standing to the side, looked completely bewildered and somewhat confused.

"Shifting the blame eastward!"

"Using someone else to do the dirty work!"

"Forcing good women into prostitution!"

Kevin, Fu Hua, and Cang Xuan responded in unison, some speaking in deep thought, others softly, and still others humming.

However, upon hearing the last four-character idiom, the other three's eyes twitched. Kevin and Fu Hua, who were entangled with Queen Mother of the West and Lu Wu on the outside, almost stumbled and lost their coordination.

"These are... three things?"

Dan Zhu scratched his head and asked cautiously.

"One thing!"

The other three then added their answers, and this time the answers were surprisingly consistent.

Looking at the three fiery red figures connected by Feathered Dust in her consciousness, Dan Zhu noticed an unspoken understanding brewing between them and couldn't help but feel frustrated.

Why do I feel like I'm the only stupid one here?

Just then, as Dan Zhu was wallowing in self-pity, she felt a warm pat on the head. Her sister, Cang Xuan, was looking at her with loving eyes, full of encouragement, and speaking gently.

"Sweetie, don't talk nonsense..."

Sis, all those years of taking care of your daily needs haven't been in vain. You still have a tiny bit of conscience!

The red-eyed girl felt a pang of shame as she recalled how she had often gossiped about and secretly criticized her older sister.

"... Is there even a need to compare them?"

However, Cang Xuan's subsequent smiling remark instantly shattered Dan Zhu's initial feelings of gratitude, causing his lips to twitch violently.

It seems I'm really not suited to hanging out with this group of scheming people; they're too much of a bully.

Although the four were engaged in a heated discussion, their hands moved with remarkable speed.

Kevin and Fu Hua fought and retreated, and whenever there was a crisis, they would tacitly target Lu Wu and some of Kunlun's key facilities, making Queen Mother of the West hesitant to act decisively.

Cang Xuan continuously used the spherical Quantum Computer to secretly rewrite certain programs of Kunlun, using subtle changes to trigger major reversals.

At her sister's behest, Dan Zhu carried various documents and old objects back and forth several times, throwing them into the spatial passage they had dug.

At this moment, outside the [Huoyun Cave], Lian Shan, a gentle and handsome man with long red hair, looked at the gradually clearing human city at the end of the vortex with a worried expression.

He immediately gripped the red feather in his hand, focused his consciousness, and immersed himself in it.

"The divine messengers of the Tiandao Palace are using the [Gate of the Heavenly Realm] to carve a tunnel to the human world, intending to redirect the Mythical Beasts besieging the Sword Dancing Ground to the outer world!"

At this point, with the arrival of Lian Shan, the four-player mahjong game turned into a five-party meeting.

Upon hearing this news, apart from Dan Zhu who was slightly taken aback and looked nervous, the other three exchanged glances and nodded in unison, as if they had been waiting for this moment.

"It's confirmed, it was Lieyang Star who struck first!"

"In order to colonize the Chiwu Star System and seize the legacy of the Pangu Clan, they actually severed the dragon vein and blasted open the Kunlun Secret Realm, leading the Shanhai Beasts to the world, intending to exterminate humanity! Their intentions are despicable!"

Kevin a strange smile, his tone playful yet tinged with a sinister undertone.

"Don't worry, the Quantum Computer has been recording data the whole time. The evidence is solid; we're the victims."

"How come I never noticed before that you're quite adept at throwing mud at people, Captain Kevin?"

Cang Xuan stretched lazily, winked at Kevin alone, gave him a thumbs up, and conveyed a teasing message through his mind.

"Public anger can be used to quell internal strife under the guise of external threats, consolidate power in all directions, and force peace through war!"

Fu Hua's words were concise, and the pity in her eyes was instantly suppressed.

"Let's fight first and talk about peace later! It's time to expose all the things hidden in the corners of the earth."

"I have a feeling this ensemble drama will be absolutely spectacular!"

Kevin's lips curled into a strange smile; though he was smiling, his eyes were filled with a chilling aura.

"Hua, preparations are complete. Let's go. It's time to settle things with those bastards."

Immediately, Kevin's entire plan entered everyone's minds, and his and Fu Hua's figures faded and disappeared into the space of consciousness.

I only thought of the first layer, but you managed to complete a series of traps in such a short time. That's incredibly insidious!

Cang Xuan, who was the first to come to his senses, gave a thumbs up, his eyes full of anticipation.

Oh wow? I didn't know you could play it like that?!

P. S.: Updated at 4 or 5 AM. I couldn't stay up yesterday, and I also had some writer's block.

Starting from the daytime of the 12th, I'll begin adding extra chapters, four a day? Something like that. (Currently, I owe eight chapters.)

Chapter 783, Section 819: Couples in Mixed Doubles

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