This World Is Seriously Ill
Chapter 523

Eat This-Green Onion Headshot! / From Fan to Hater

2,519 words8 min read0 views2mo agoSource
Next

Now it seems that Titan Star, which once abandoned its mission, has once again taken up the responsibility of purifying the universe and suppressing civilization.

The other half of the Eternal Race, who once upheld the principle of seclusion, have descended on Earth as descendants who, unwilling to forever submit to Ultimate Fear, have risen again.

Every cause has its effect, and the cycle repeats itself endlessly. Fate is truly a mess...

The man and Hatsune Miku looked at each other, speechless, then clinked glasses and sighed.

P. S.: Every cause has its effect; this must be karma.

In addition, the concept of the Eternal Race is partly derived from the Marvel Universe, and there seems to be a movie about it being released this year.

Currently, a relatively perfect worldview and closed loop of civilization development have been formed. Great God Pangu the best!

Book Recommendation: <The Captain Just Wants to Go Home and Play Games>

Mo Yi: "Dean, there are limits to being a captain, so this is my resignation letter--"

"Captain, I already said the budget is a bit tight, but salaries will definitely be paid next month, meow... Wait, you said you wanted to resign?"

Theresa, who had been pretending to be busy and working with her head down, could no longer keep up the act and shouted:

"Captain, can't you understand the academy's situation? Our cause is noble and has a bright future. We're just in the darkness before dawn. Can you bear to let everyone's ideals fall before daybreak? Just for two years' salary?!"

"Ahem, how about I use some of next month's funds to pay you one month's salary first? What do you think?"

Captain: "Whether it's my salary or the money I lent you, I'm not afraid of anything anymore. I resigned for my dream."

"Starting tomorrow, I'll be a happy person, raising donkeys on my island, grinding stones to feed Zhen, delivering warmth to the countryside, and climbing the ranks in King of Glory--"

A Judah smashed down in front of the door.

"Then pay the 10 billion breakup fee—no, the penalty for breach of contract—stipulated in the contract before we talk."

Chapter 928, Section 888: Eat My Leek Headshot Kill!

"By the way, there are two things I need to tell you."

Hatsune Miku got up to refill Kevin's cup, then sat down properly, resting her chin on her hands and watching Kevin's reaction with great interest.

"First, after two weeks of minor Spacequake in Tokyo Bay, Amamiya City successfully rose to the surface, docked with the real world, and was reintegrated into the eleventh district."

"If you have time, you can go inside and take a look. Those children miss you very much..."

The man's eyelids twitched slightly, and a smile appeared on his lips. He felt gratified that the Ten Spirits had broken free of their shackles and achieved a happy ending.

However, the most urgent task was to resolve the crisis from Titan Star. Kevin rationally suppressed his desire to reunite with several familiar faces, closed his eyes, tapped the table, and arranged another matter.

"It would be better if they could come back. The Ratatoskr organization under Muramasa Reine possesses a 'Eshkalt' that can directly create things through blueprints."

"This equipment will be incredibly efficient for building underground shelters and defensive lines. Send SCP Foundation personnel to negotiate as soon as possible; I will provide them with a token."

Kevin recalled the scene of the Eshkalt instantly restoring and reconstructing the destroyed streets of Amamiya City, and felt a slight sense of relief from the arduous task of wartime reconstruction.

Moreover, the "Space Shrinkage Technology" from the Kunlun Mountains can multiply the earth's crustal cities' capacity to accommodate humans.

As long as the materials are in place, given time, cramming in billions of people will not be a problem.

These ordinary people should be grateful that they were born in an era of technological explosion; otherwise, once the Titan Star army arrived, most of them would be unable to be settled, and Kevin would have had no choice but to cruelly abandon them.

Immediately, the man gathered his thoughts, poured out a few Mentos from the tin box, put them in his mouth and chewed, while pondering deeply.

"In addition, the AST forces' Tactical Manifestation Unit and loaded arbitrary domains also have their merits; let's see if they can be equipped on Thor's Hammer Power Armor."

"In this way, ordinary soldiers wearing Power Exoskeleton will be able to adapt to various extreme environments and possess stronger combat and survivability capabilities."

"Also, make sure nothing goes wrong with the Kabbalah Tree of Life that you Muramasa Reine created!"

"Otherwise, don't blame me for turning hostile!"

"At this crucial moment, I have no interest in offering sacrifices here, nor do I need to claim territory and become a god!"

At this point, Kevin's eyes sharpened instantly, revealing his displeasure at being tricked into going to Amamiya City for a "coronation."

Hatsune Miku patted her chest in feigned surprise, pouted her cherry lips, secretly rolled her eyes, and delivered another piece of news in an annoyed tone.

"The second thing is that the results of the gaming competition in New York are out."

"The [Blood Covenant Knights] guild, to which Asuna and her friends belong, almost swept all the championships. Compared to those self-taught amateurs who just wanted to win prize money, they are the true professional players, not just those with superior skills or who play the game well!"

The Princess pulled up a glowing menu, tapped a few buttons, and displayed the server-wide rankings to Kevin, her gaze carrying a hint of disdain.

As MIKU stated, Alice and her group's [Guns N' Roses] and Himeko and others' [World Serpent] ranked fifth and seventh respectively in overall rankings.

The plan for everyone to win prize money and get rich has clearly fallen through.

"Is this that important? What time is it? Are you trying to use this to put me down?"

Kevin placed one hand on Hatsune Miku's little head and stroked it back and forth, full of suspicion that the Princess was revealing information about her entertainment life at this moment.

As her adorable blue twin tails became a messy tangle, Hatsune Miku, who had been engrossed in the suspense, clenched her teeth, her pearly white teeth grinding together.

Fenrir, standing at the Princess's feet, saw this scene and rubbed against her trouser leg. His wise, all-seeing face surprisingly showed a strange sense of kinship as if he were seeing a fellow dog.

Unable to bear it any longer, MIKU drew her right hand out of the air, and the condensed data stream instantly transformed into a fresh green onion between her fingers.

"Bang!"

Then, a sharp whistling sound arose, and the bright green scallion swung directly at Kevin's head, making a dull thud like a wooden stick striking something upon contact.

Buzz!

Suddenly, Kevin, who had been teasing the Princess and trying to force her to reveal her little secret, suddenly felt dizzy, his mind went blank, and the world around him began to spin.

At this moment, Hatsune Miku, who had been distracted by Kevin, was biting her left hand with her teeth and refusing to let go.

"I'm not your husky! Show me some respect, you fake fan! I'll bite you to death!"

Kevin, in a daze, was extremely slow to react to pain and subconsciously raised his right hand to touch the spot on his head where he had been struck.

When the fingers and palm appeared before his eyes, a bright red bloodstain left the man stunned.

Wow... he actually bled from being hit by a scallion? That's surreal!

No way! I have a Divine Body! Indestructible! I could withstand a nuclear bomb head-on and survive, yet this thing broke through my defenses in one hit, and even stunned me?!

At this moment, Kevin's thoughts were in disarray. With a sudden flash of inspiration, some clues that could have been connected suddenly broke down for some unknown reason, and his consciousness fell back into chaos.

In his distress, even when the man banged his head in frustration, he only became more confused and couldn't find a solution.

"Hmph, serves you right for bullying me! Now you know what's what! If you don't want another headache, have a bite."

At that moment, during his triumphant declaration, a round, stick-shaped food was stuffed into Kevin's mouth. The victim instinctively bit down and swallowed it whole.

But a short while later, the smell of rotten duck eggs, mixed with a fishy odor, exploded on the taste buds and rushed straight to the brain.

The strong, pungent smell filling his nostrils made Kevin's stomach churn, and he almost vomited.

"Tokyo! What you created in that game?! How did this thing turn out to be this?!"

With a sudden flash of insight, memories long buried by time appeared clearly, and a certain answer came out of Kevin's mouth, corroborated by relevant data and real-world reactions.

Scientific name: Hatsune Miku's Lost Leek

Inherent Attributes: 1. Twelve Flavors: You will be able to taste the flavors of twelve special foods, including stinky tofu, Canned Food herring, India ghost pepper, and Stargazing pie, inside this rare scallion, an unforgettable experience.

2. Infinite Leek Production: This item can be infinitely replicated and consumed indefinitely; its energy is beyond your imagination.

3. Leek Spin Song: After acquiring this item, you will automatically learn the Leek Spin Song and can sway to the rhythm anytime, anywhere. Your teammates will automatically dance along. During this process, you will receive one instance of control immunity and 40% damage reduction.

4. Headshot Kill: Attack the opponent's head with a green onion. There is a 30% chance to stun the opponent, a 20% chance to cause bleeding, a 13% chance to cause a coma, a 5% chance to cause mental breakdown, a 1% chance to gain a critical hit of 2333, and a 0.001% chance to kill.

That's it, it's definitely this thing!

The question is, why do these illogical properties appear in real-world objects?

Or, to put it another way, why can virtual creations within the electronic world be materialized?

The man suddenly looked up and met Hatsune Miku's ambiguous smile. The vague answer gradually took shape.

Chapter 889, Section 929: From Fan to Black

"Hmph, now you know how powerful I am!"

"You think I'm just a lazy bum who spends all day playing games and slacking off?"

Hatsune Miku, with her right hand gripping a green onion and pointing it forward with an air of authority, her left hand on her hip, and a smug grin on her face, looks just like a smiling cat.

Isn't that so?

Kevin shook his head, which was gradually clearing, and snorted irritably. At the same time, he glanced at the scallion that had grown back after being bitten off in Hatsune Miku's hand, and his mouth twitched.

Is this thing really an antidote for negative status effects? I get a sense of the designer's twisted sense of humor.

"You fake fan! They're working really hard too!"

At this moment, Hatsune Miku, who was speechless after being asked a question, was a little annoyed and opened her mouth to retort, but unexpectedly suffered a series of soul-crushing blows from Kevin.

"Let's be honest, since we met, you haven't done many decent things that are worth mentioning!"

"I handled Biohazard Crisis, I handled the Apocalypse Virus, I handled Honkai, and I even handled the Machine Crisis..."

"No wonder you, a heartless boss who exploits your employees to the death, never develop a conscience!"

Then, Kevin, who is always sharp-tongued, glanced at Hatsune Miku than ten years, and crossed his arms over his chest, his expression full of disdain.

"Tsk, I should say you have absolutely no conscience. To be honest, I've gone from being a fan to a hater..."

Hatsune Miku was furious at having such a jerk as her savior. She ground her teeth and regretted not having bitten off a few pieces of flesh from his claws earlier.

However, despite Kevin's sharp tongue, he has a very keen eye for reading people.

Before their idol could fully vent their anger, a certain unscrupulous fake fan unleashed a powerful attack called "Mad Dog Bite," taking full advantage of the situation before adopting a hypocritical attitude of discussing business.

"Alright, I think I understand what you're up to now. Real [virtual reality interaction technology], you're really bold, amazing..."

Fortunately, the Princess was very easy to please. After Kevin accurately tickled MIKU's spot, the expressive electronic Diva nodded smugly.

"Of course! It's not just a game! This is a trump card that I, the princess, have carefully prepared!"

Kevin now savored the conversation and realized there was something different about it; those two things were indeed related to the current battle situation.

At the same time, the man recalled the deal between Hatsune Miku and the Asgardian God Clan, and thoughtfully inquired...

"So, World Tree Games, and even Dr. Jane owns half of the Reality Stone, are all fragments that make up this trump card?"

Hatsune Miku held up her index finger in front of Kevin and waved it back and forth mysteriously.

"Not only that! The Kabbalah Tree of Life and the Ten Spirits of Amamiya City will also be part of the plan!"

Hatsune Miku then gave Kevin a meaningful look and responded with a hint of annoyance.

"If I had known you were too soft-hearted, I wouldn't have chosen to use Mio Sumiya's method in the final decision, using the Kabbalah Tree of Life to complete the sacrifice and regain control of the Planetary Great Source."

"I also have a backup plan specifically for handling the cleanup. Even without sacrifice, the Ten Angels, and indeed everyone in the entire Amamiya City, can play an equally important role."

Her Princess paused, then wrinkled her delicate nose and gave a soft hum.

"You call me a lazy bum! If I were to do all the work, why would I have chosen you?"

"Moreover, during the Second Honkai Calamity Cataclysm, the Godfall War, the Jenova Crisis in the Four Islands of Japan, and the Ten Spirits of Amamiya City, wasn't it me who stepped in to cover for them each time?"

Kevin chuckled awkwardly, then blinked with interest and asked.

"Did I win the final test of the Seven Trials?"

"They lost! They should get a zero! Their near-perfect divinity was defeated by base humanity!"

Hatsune Miku puffed out her cheeks and sneered, but her eyes unconsciously flickered.

Kevin smiled with narrowed eyes, stepped forward and gently stroked Hatsune Miku's head, helping to straighten the hair that had been messed up, his voice unusually soft.

"Okay, my idol is the cutest, whatever he says is right."

This sudden, cheesy remark made MIKU instinctively shudder and awkwardly distance herself.

Kevin naturally withdrew his hand, looked around, and casually asked a question.

"By the way, where are Alice and the others?"

"I heard you're still full of energy and didn't bother making the trip; you were out shopping in New York."

End of Chapter
Prev
NovelSummaries
Next

Explore the wiki

Comments