Black Widow, Forever the GOAT! / I Threw My Back Out

The stage lights flashed, and the waving glow sticks and enthusiastic cheers in the audience created a vibrant sea of energy.

Behind the scenes, the Vodka Sisters Himeko sharing Russian specialties with the band's guitarist, Himeko, chugging down drinks together.

In front of Shigure Kira and Izayoi Miku each placed a glass.

The two women practiced using their soprano voices to unleash destructive sound waves, shattering the bulletproof glass contraption.

The Void Songstress, Yuzuriha Inori, habitually played with the rope next to her and Hatsune Miku, having a great time.

A2, 2B, and the Commander, though field staff, are locked in a fierce battle on the chessboard, deciding who will take shifts today.

Newcomers like Tokisaki Kurumi, the Yuyutsu Sisters, and Tohka Yatogami were either playing cards or eating sunflower seeds.

Some even indulged in group revelry while eating self-heating hot pot, takoyaki, and other similar foods.

These world-renowned Diva are almost all unconventional, taking spontaneity to the extreme.

On the contrary, Fu Hua and her apprentice, who were tuning their instruments, and Salome and her duo, who were teaching Seele vocal techniques and dance training methods, seemed out of place.

As for the audience outside, Asuna, Shino Asada, Yuki, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marikawa, and others were already eagerly waiting.

There's nothing we can do; the organizer is Hatsune Miku, this Human God, everyone's boss. So be it, she's a big star.

Meanwhile, the three beauties, Ada, Cocolia, and Sakurami Haruharu, sitting at the back of the table, casually discussed their plans to go shopping and enjoy delicious food after the concert.

For them, this is a rare vacation. Even Hatsune Miku skipped work. It's perfectly reasonable for them to occasionally forget about work, right?

Finally, as the lights went out, the Diva had been having so much fun backstage were forced to start their performance and officially take the stage.

However, the sudden flashes of lights and sparks sent a shockwave through the minds of the women who had skipped work.

Immediately, the sounds of tables and chairs being overturned and musical instruments clashing behind the scenes rose and fell.

When the lights came on, the audience was shocked to see that the stage was in a mess, the curtain had been torn down, and all the Diva behind it had run away.

So, is the concert still going to take place?

The host, his face turning green, stared at the thousands of bloodshot, hungry eyes of the audience, immediately dropped the microphone, turned tail, and ran away.

"NDYD, give me my money back!"

Amidst the roars that erupted in the hall, the enraged audience rushed down from the stands and launched a frenzied attack on the SCP Foundation members responsible for cleaning up the mess.

P. S.: Hatsune Miku (looking innocent): Of all things to do, why do you have to be a fangirl? (laughs)

Just wanted to mention that two of the three elderly people in my family have fallen ill these past few days. My mom and I are each responsible for one of them, taking them to the town's health center for injections. Sorry for the late update during the day.

Tomorrow, I'll try my best to update three times a day. Also, please follow, comment, and vote; this volume is almost finished.

Chapter 1091, Section 1138: Black Widow, Forever a Goddess!

New York, in a dark alley.

As a crimson light pierced down from the sky, a silver-haired fairy in a long white dress, with eyes like pink petals blooming, emerged from the pillar of light. After a brief pause, she took a running start and charged forward.

"Bang!"

With a dull thud, the silver-haired fairy stretched out her lotus-like arms and tightly embraced Kevin, as if she wanted to crush his bones and flesh and knead them into her body.

"Long time no see, Sister Zero..."

Kevin inhaled the delicate fragrance of the Diva's hair and whispered in her ear.

Zero, being extremely sensitive, immediately blushed, her eyes flashing seductively as she turned to look at him, before pressing down on him with a highly aggressive gaze.

A soft, wriggling sensation came, and that nimble pink tongue pried open Kevin's lips and teeth, chasing and entwining inside his mouth, the clear saliva sticking together in glistening threads at the corners of their mouths.

Heavy breathing, rapid heartbeat, and an alluring pink flush on her skin...

It was clear that this Diva had fallen in love.

Moreover, what's even more deadly is that Kevin felt Zero's fingers sliding down his abdomen, reaching a forbidden zone, grasping something hot in his palm.

"The important matter comes first!"

The man immediately and righteously pried open Ling's mischievous right hand, stopping this lewd behavior in broad daylight.

But the already aroused Diva still bit her cherry lips, her gaze fixed on a certain part of Kevin's body.

"I don't want to be sliced into dozens of pieces right there on the spot..."

"Just bear with it a little longer..."

"Okay, tonight, we..."

Left with no other choice, Kevin could only secretly offer Sister Zero a promise of overnight service with a shifty look in his eyes.

Kevin had just calmed down his Obsessed Woman when the questioning from the front nearly scared him out of his wits.

"What are you all whispering about? Are you planning to share some good stuff? Everyone who sees it gets a share! Everyone who sees it gets a share!"

Wearing a white fitted blazer, with long, narrow eyelashes and an air of competence and shrewdness, a tall, silver-haired beauty emerged from the pillar of light and curiously approached to divide the spoils.

"Sister Koko, you two are fooling around together again?"

Kevin released Zero's shoulder without leaving a trace, and gave her a warm smile.

"Don't change the subject! You little rascal, you're full of tricks. Whatever benefits you get this time, I have to get a share!"

Koko stood three steps away from Kevin, her face tense, laughing and scolding. Her ten fingers, pressed tightly against the seam of her pants, were nervously tugged together, her knuckles turning slightly white from some kind of tension.

Forget about splitting the profits! This is a losing proposition! We're telling you to cut your losses, but you deliberately go and get ripped off. Can't you appreciate their good intentions?

Kevin outwardly wore a forced smile, glancing around as if trying to change the subject, but inwardly he was seething with rage.

"Okay, let's split it together tonight!"

However, before anyone could speak, Sister Zero nodded without hesitation, making a promise on behalf of Kevin.

Kevin turned his head and covered his face, his facial muscles twitching violently for a long time until the stiffness on his face eased, and he finally managed to turn his head back.

"Let's go, Your His Majesty the Emperor. Your troops are waiting at the lunar base and on the Black Great Wall..."

Seeing that the man had calmed down, the Arms Queen, who had specifically chased after the Diva Zero and reported the information, snapped her fingers.

Instantly, the dazzling beams of light, identical to those on the Asgard Rainbow Bridge, shone from the starry sky and surrounded the three of them.

In the blink of an eye, Kevin found himself on the [Black Great Wall], in the square where a group of familiar faces had gathered.

Even more dramatically, his imposing figure, leaning on a sword and spreading his wings, stood prominently in the center of the square.

Fortunately, based on the information released, everyone vaguely understands that the collapse of the Infinite Barrier and the return of His Majesty the Emperor both have extraordinary implications and carry heavy responsibilities.

Therefore, even though friends, confidants, and students were excited, they still maintained relative restraint and listened attentively in a solemn atmosphere.

Kevin looked around, his gaze lingering briefly on each familiar face.

Immediately, he slammed the Flame Greatsword in his right hand to the ground, and information about his experiences after the Infinity War and the current situation was transmitted into everyone's minds through the information stream.

"The King's Authority Angel are colluding with the Styx Galaxy, the Triangle Body is making a comeback, and the Void Civilization is also eyeing us covetously..."

"The old order has been broken, and a new war is about to begin!"

"Humanity needs to recognize its friends and enemies, unite all forces that can be united, eliminate all threats and hidden dangers, and prepare for the arrival of Ultimate Fear."

"The time of judgment has come, and we will use it to rectify all things!"

The crowd, some solemn, some friendly, some playful, and some lighthearted, pounded their right fists on their chests and erupted in a unified cheer.

"For the Emperor!"

"Humanity, glory forever!"

With the order given, the power that had gathered the essence of Human Civilization began to enter the war effort efficiently and rapidly.

Kevin decisively swung his sword forward, and the fleet near the Black Great Wall sailed in a mighty procession toward the Great Wormhole Bridge forming in the Jupiter Belt.

Meanwhile, friends and confidants, each with their own important tasks, got straight to work, constantly monitoring the Star Domain environment.

After all, this is humanity's first true interstellar expedition; success is the only option, failure is not an option!

As everyone else got busy, Kevin became the most idle person around.

However, after a long separation, the His Majesty the Emperor, filled with guilt and longing, took the opportunity during his brief journey to the outer reaches of the Hongmeng Galaxy to visit his friends and confidants on different warships.

As night fell, a figure stealthily boarded the Skynet flagship [Genesis] and stood before the smooth, mirror-like metal corridor.

The man carefully wiped away the lip prints from his cheek to his neck, one by one, and also dispelled the mixed body odor.

Yeah, and then spray on some perfume that Black Widow swiped from Tony's closet, Chanel, definitely a top-brand item.

Black Widow, forever a goddess!

Kevin, focused on eliminating evidence, silently prayed, but upon smelling the rather strange scent of castoreum and musk on his body, he couldn't help but sneeze, his brow furrowing slightly.

So, this thing should work, right?

However, when Kevin nervously knocked on the door at the end of the corridor, before he could even offer an excuse for being late, he was roughly pulled into the room by a slender, pale arm that reached out from behind the door.

Immediately afterwards, a violent tremor caused half the corridor to shake noticeably, even interspersed with pleasant murmurs and suppressed cries of pain.

Meanwhile, inside the Zero-class Aircraft Carrier.

Hehe, baby, thankfully our daughter didn't come along, so we could spend an unforgettable night together under the stars.

Iron Man in front of the locker, a subtle adult smile playing on his lips, as he searched for his treasures.

Meanwhile, Tony, standing in front of the mirror, didn't forget to flirtatiously sway his hips, like a wildly spinning electric motor.

However, after rummaging through everything, Iron Man banged on the armor on his head, looking frustrated.

Strange, where did my Chanel Antaeu III go? This was my secret weapon, bought at a high price.

Because this perfume contains castoreum, musk, and other biotechnological ingredients, it has a very sensual scent.

This would be a wonderful little treat for couples to use to liven things up.

Forget it, I can satisfy her seven times a night even without cheating! I didn't earn my title as the "Prince of Nightclubs" for nothing!

Some impatient Iron Man turned around, closed the cabinet, and rushed to the bedroom to comfort his wife.

Chapter 1092, Section 1139: Pulled My Back

The next day, as simulated natural light shone from the metal walls, Kevin tiptoed out of bed, turned around, and neatly tucked a corner of the blanket around himself.

The man stood by the window, dimmed the light, then returned to the bedside. After standing quietly for a moment, he pursed his lips, leaned down, and gently kissed Ling... and Koko's forehead.

Unexpectedly, Sister Zero wasn't just talking...

Kevin recalled the enchanting moments of the previous night and couldn't help but smile wryly, but the joy and relief in his heart revealed his true feelings.

Liking something is liking something, and that's undeniable.

Although, it may not be possible to possess all of them.

But after all that, Kevin asked himself honestly, he could no longer accept these close female friends he cared about walking into other people's arms and starting a new chapter in their lives.

Normal human nature is, after all, not selfless.

He had revealed some of his ulterior motives long ago.

For example, when arranging jobs for Asuna, Shino, and others, Kevin deliberately transferred Kazuto Kirigaya to other groups at World Tree to avoid any overlap between them.

Alternatively, they could readily agree to Takashi Komuro leaving the organization and discontinue the YoRHa robot of the 9S model, etc.

Of course, as a god, there's no need for such elaborate procedures.

He can do whatever he wants, control the entire Earth, and even influence the Humanity's Fate.

Therefore, with a snap of the fingers, all those beautiful wishes that are still waiting to blossom and bear fruit can be easily fulfilled.

However, Kevin maintained relative restraint and followed his own human nature more.

Even though he longs for many wonderful things, he is still willing to wait for both sides to fully accept each other.

Furthermore, this supreme emperor was willing to let time solidify goodwill and let experience hone tacit understanding.

For him, time and patience are the things he has in abundance.

All these sacrifices are worthwhile in order to reap what we once longed for and swore to protect.