Dai Leader, You're Really Kind of Perverted

"Hongjun, go get me a basin of water,"

"Pour it over Oscar's head."

Flender shouted to Ma Hongjun.

Ma Hongjun agreed and ran off. Before long, he came back carrying a metal basin full of water.

"Teacher, it's here."

Flender did not even glance at it.

"Pour it!"

Ma Hongjun poured the basin of water over Oscar's head...

"Change the water to clear urine?"

Ma Hongjun poured a basin of clear urine over Oscar's head...

The color was still the same, but what was actually inside had completely changed.

Splash!

The whole basin was poured down.

Oscar's closed eyes suddenly flew wide open.

With a miserable scream,

he instantly woke up.

"Ah!"

Oscar felt something strange and licked the liquid around his lips.

"It's even a little sweet."

Then he suddenly realized what had happened and shouted at Ma Hongjun.

"Fatty, why did you pour sugar water over me?!"

Ma Hongjun was stunned when he heard that.

"Sugar water?"

"What sugar water?"

"I just found a bucket, poured the water from it into the metal basin, and carried it over. How could it be sugar water?"

He dipped a finger into the residue in the basin, then sucked on it.

Sure enough,

"Mm!"

"It really is pretty sweet!"

"Fan Ge, try some."

Ye Fan panicked and quickly took a step back.

"No, I'll pass."

He was also extremely surprised. How could urine be sweet?

Zhao Wuji's dormitory.

At that moment, Zhao Wuji yawned and walked out of his room.

He looked somewhat surprised.

"Huh?"

"Where's the urine from my piss bucket?"

"When did I pour it out?"

Zhao Wuji shook his head and did not think further about it.

"Come to think of it, I should eat less sweets."

"Old Shao said my diabetes is getting worse and worse."

"Those two jin of cake I ate last night were truly sinful."

"Enough."

Flender interrupted the two of them.

"Oscar, what happened to you just now? Why did you faint?"

Oscar shook his head.

"I don't know either. My body suddenly started hurting badly, and then I passed out."

He truly did not dare say where he had felt pain.

Too embarrassing. It was simply too embarrassing.

Flender studied him, trying to spot some flaw, but ultimately found nothing.

"Go have Teacher Shao take a look at you later."

"Now, the adaptability training continues!"

"If anyone can do what Ye Fan did, they won't have to participate in adaptability training again."

He stood there with a cold expression, looking utterly impartial and stern.

His expression told the students before him that no one should even think of muddling through.

In the original story, Ning Rongrong's performance had shocked everyone.

But after Dai Mubai's performance, Ning Rongrong's actions seemed utterly ordinary instead.

Still, this made Oscar tremendously excited.

Ning Rongrong had eaten his sausage. Just thinking about it made Oscar incredibly thrilled.

Ma Hongjun was next. He had eaten them many times already, so it was easy for him.

Then, under Flender's tyrannical pressure, Xiao Wu and Zhu Zhuqing also endured their disgust and completed the test.

Only after everyone had eaten one did Flender move on to the next arrangement.

"Now, each of you, go back and prepare."

"You have one day to adjust and rest."

"Tomorrow morning, Zhao Wuji, Teacher Zhao, will lead you to the Star Dou Great Forest to help Oscar obtain his Third Soul Ring."

"But remember this.

"You are not merely helping Oscar search for a soul ring. This is also training for the rest of you. Teacher Zhao will only act when you encounter danger. At all other times, you can only rely on yourselves."

After returning to the dormitory,

Ye Fan immediately continued cultivating without wasting a moment.

In the pursuit of the Great Path, cultivation was the most important thing.

However, Xiao Wu was clearly somewhat absent-minded at that moment.

"Xiao Wu, is something on your mind?"

Ye Fan asked casually.

"No."

Xiao Wu did not admit it.

But Ye Fan naturally understood.

She had come from the Star Dou Great Forest. After so many years, returning to her old home would naturally stir up special emotions.

Especially since, in the original story, the Titan Giant Ape had come looking for Xiao Wu.

Ye Fan was also considering how he should handle things if that happened.

Inside Ma Hongjun and Dai Mubai's dormitory,

Ma Hongjun warily wrapped himself tightly in his blanket.

Only then did he lie on his bed and face Dai Mubai.

"Dai Leader, why did you do something like that today?"

"Tasting Xiao Ao's Big Sausage."

"Especially doing it in public."

"It really made you seem pretty perverted."

"You could have just done that sort of thing in private."

Dai Mubai's expression changed instantly.

He glared fiercely at Ma Hongjun.

"I'm saying, Fatty, are you looking to die?"

Then he lay on his bed with both hands behind his head.

"I don't know why I did something like that today either."

"It just came to me, and I did it."

"It was an instinctive action."

"Thinking about it now, even I feel utterly disgusted."

Ma Hongjun's two lecherous little eyes lit up, and the corners of his mouth curled upward.

"Dai Leader, don't tell me you've fallen for him?"

"How should I put it?"

"What was that called again?"

"Right, you've gone bent!"

Dai Mubai shot upright in bed.

"Fatty, I think you're really itching for a beating."

"Today, I'm definitely going to loosen your skin. You dare say anything."

Inside Oscar's dormitory,

Oscar lay on his bed, too excited to sleep as he tossed and turned.

He was about to obtain his Third Soul Ring.

He had passed the first major hurdle in life.

"I wonder what kind of soul ring I should look for."

"The Third Soul Ring is crucial to a Soul Master's cultivation."

After thinking it over and over, Oscar still had no idea.

"Why not go talk to Dai Leader and Fatty?"

Back when Shrek Academy had only those three brothers,

they ate, drank, played, and visited brothels together.

They were so close they could practically wear the same pair of pants.

Oscar rolled over and got out of bed, heading for their dormitory.

He even deliberately took a detour past Ye Fan and Xiao Wu's dormitory.

He pricked up his ears, hoping to hear some special sounds.

But unfortunately, there was nothing at all.

"Sigh, what a waste."

"A little beauty is meant to be used."

"What a pity."

Oscar shook his head and soon arrived outside Ma Hongjun and Dai Mubai's dormitory.

Just as he was about to push the door open, he heard sounds coming from inside.

Smack!

First came Dai Mubai's voice. "Fatty, I'm going to fuck you to death today!"

"Ah!"

Then came Ma Hongjun's voice.

"Dai Leader, lighter, lighter, it hurts!"