Douluo: Altering the Plot, Everyone Goes Wild
Chapter 48

Rapid Little Bug Sausage, the Immovable Bright King Crawls Through Someone's Legs

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"Forget it. Let's talk about it after we get back."

Oscar gave an embarrassed, sheepish smile.

Ma Hongjun said irritably,

"What are you afraid of? There are only a few of us here anyway."

"It makes no difference whether they find out sooner or later."

"Besides, Ye Fan put in so much effort. Aren't you going to show Ye Fan?"

Oscar hesitated for a moment before finally nodding.

"But we agreed on this. You absolutely can't laugh when you hear my Soul Incantation."

Everyone nodded at once, though faint smiles had already appeared on their faces.

Oscar raised his right hand,

and finally recited his third Soul Incantation,

"Daddy has a Little Worm Sausage."

The moment they heard that, nearly everyone burst out laughing.

Even Zhao Wuji threw back his head and laughed heartily.

Only Zhu Zhuqing and Ye Fan showed no reaction at all.

Ye Fan simply already knew about it.

Oscar stared at everyone with wide eyes. "Didn't we agree not to laugh?"

That only had the opposite effect, and everyone laughed even harder.

A strange sausage appeared in Oscar's right palm.

The sausage itself looked somewhat like his second soul ring skill, the Recovery Sausage.

It was thin and small.

The difference lay in its head and tail.

It resembled a little bug with a crest on its head.

"Why does yours look like a little bug?"

Ma Hongjun snickered twice.

"A little bug? It really suits you, Xiao Ao. Both of you are pretty small."

He raised his eyebrows.

Oscar immediately roared at Ma Hongjun,

"Get lost!"

The character Ye Fan had changed earlier was replacing seven with zero and serpent with bug.

Oscar had absorbed a one-thousand-one-hundred-year-old Phoenix-tail Crested Bug.

Zhao Wuji looked at Oscar's aggrieved expression.

"Xiao Ao, tell everyone what your Little Worm Sausage can do."

"A soul skill produced by a thousand-year soul ring can't be too bad."

"Use it and let us see."

At that,

Oscar fell silent again.

"Third Soul Skill, Rapid Little Bug Sausage."

"The effect of the soul skill is an increase in movement speed by fifty percent."

In an instant, everyone was shocked.

"An increase of fifty percent to movement speed?"

"That's insane!"

Even Ning Rongrong, who possessed the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Pagoda, known as the continent's strongest support martial soul, stared at Oscar with wide eyes.

Her Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Pagoda could only increase speed by thirty-five percent.

This was a full fifteen percent more than hers.

His potential was limitless!

Even Ye Fan was stunned for a moment.

Although it no longer granted flight, it added so much movement speed?

Could it be that the Phoenix-tail Crested Bug was an extremely powerful soul beast, even stronger than the Phoenix-tail Crested Serpent?

Bulbasaur went off on its own this time. What a miscalculation.

Plot alteration successful. Oscar's third soul skill has been rendered useless. Reward: two thousand years that may be freely allocated.

The system's voice rang out in Ye Fan's mind.

Ye Fan immediately understood that the fifty-percent movement speed increase came with an enormous flaw.

It was even more fatal than the flaw of that flight speed being extremely fast but lasting only one minute.

Zhao Wuji chuckled. "Oscar, use it and give it a try. Let's see how it feels for you."

"You'll probably be able to run really fast."

Oscar gave an awkward smile.

"It's useless when I use it."

"How fast could I possibly run?"

"Never mind, never mind."

The less Oscar wanted to say, the more curious everyone became.

Ye Fan was quite curious as well.

"Hand it over. I'll try it."

Zhao Wuji snatched the Rapid Little Bug Sausage from Oscar's hand and shoved it into his mouth.

"With this, I'll probably be able to run away whenever I spar with Flender in the future."

Oscar cried out anxiously,

"Don't!"

But the Rapid Little Bug Sausage had already been eaten.

The moment Zhao Wuji swallowed it,

he instantly felt his body become lighter.

Sure enough, it was a fifty-percent increase in movement speed.

Amazing.

From now on, Old Zhao will be an agility-type assault soul master too.

But immediately afterward, his body toppled uncontrollably toward the ground.

What was going on?

He was baffled.

Yet no matter how hard he tried, he could not maintain his balance while standing.

Like a bug trying to walk upright.

Finally,

he flopped onto the ground with a smack.

But his arms lifted up, propping him up like the joints of a bug's legs.

His legs were the same.

He moved forward slightly,

then immediately slammed headfirst between Ma Hongjun's legs.

That gave Ma Hongjun quite a fright.

"Ah!"

Ma Hongjun's body trembled,

and he plopped down right onto Zhao Wuji's face.

"Wuwuwu!"

Zhao Wuji's miserable cries immediately came from underneath him.

"Teacher Zhao!"

"Fatty, hurry up and get off him!"

Dai Mubai urgently shouted at Ma Hongjun.

Only then did Ma Hongjun react and hurriedly get up.

"Teacher Zhao, are you all right?"

"But Teacher Zhao, what are you doing?"

"Are you lying on the ground imitating a bug?"

Zhao Wuji lay on the ground and cursed furiously at Oscar.

"Oscar, tell me!"

"What is going on?"

Oscar grinned.

"Teacher Zhao, I told you not to eat it."

"Although the Rapid Little Bug Sausage can increase movement speed by fifty percent,"

"and can last for as long as an hour,"

"it also has an extremely fatal flaw."

"After eating it, you'll crawl like a bug, and you can't use soul skills."

Zhao Wuji lay on the ground and cursed at Oscar again.

"Why didn't you say so earlier?!"

"You made me turn into this."

"Your soul skill is complete garbage."

Dai Mubai thought for a moment.

"Actually, I don't think so. If you turn into a bug, it would still be very useful for escaping."

Zhao Wuji cursed again. "Useful my ass!"

He tried moving again.

Twisted, dark crawling.

But this time, he crawled extremely slowly.

"Teacher Zhao, why are you moving so slowly?"

"You think I want to?!"

Zhao Wuji's temper had reached its limit.

This was even more humiliating than when that zombie had struck him.

The mighty Immovable Bright King had actually turned into a bug.

Especially after crawling through Ma Hongjun's legs and then getting sat on.

"Only crawling forward after using the soul skill gives you the fifty-percent movement speed boost."

"Crawling backward gives you a fifty-percent reduction in movement speed."

"But when you turn into a bug, you're lying down, and your head can only look backward."

"If you crawl, you have no idea what's in front of you. How are you supposed to crawl?"

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