A Terrifying Lesbian Leader; Elysia's Little Theater

Jie Ge on the Phoenix Habitat Wutong: "Only if you, as a top chef, step in can we truly demonstrate our attitude!"

Phoenix Habitat Wutong: "So... Jie Ge, can you help me out?!"

Phoenix Habitat Wutong: rolling around in cute pose. jpg

Aomie: "You still have guests to entertain?"

Phoenix Perching on the Phoenix Habitat Wutong (nodding frantically): "Mmm-hmm..."

Aomie: "What's it to me? Get lost!"

Phoenix Habitat Wutong: "Jie Ge..."

... Ten minutes later...

However, no matter how Wu Tong tried to persuade him, Kalpas just wouldn't agree.

Finally, Wu Tong couldn't take it anymore and begged Aili to intervene, which finally made Kalpas Jie reluctantly become a cook.

Pink Fairy: "It's a promise, if I help you get it sorted out, you have to bring me to the party later, okay?"

Wu Tong glanced at the Teyvat girl pictures above the chat history that hadn't yet been covered, and rolled his eyes in exasperation.

Get it done for me?

Are you sure I'm not going to take care of it for you?

Regardless of Elysia's intentions, she has successfully helped Wu Tong resolve the troublesome Kalpas, so Wu Tong naturally won't renege on his promise.

Phoenix Habitat Wutong: "Okay, come over now, they should be here soon!"

Pink Fairy: "Really? That's wonderful! Beautiful girls, here I come!"

As soon as she finished speaking, the previously lit-up Elf Aili's avatar gradually dimmed.

Clearly, the Pink Fatty has already logged off and is rushing over.

Haki, you... your obsession with beautiful girls is as strong as ever!

Seeing this, Wu Tong shook his head, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

Then the Soul Net light screen dissipated, and it began to reorganize itself.

When you meet someone you met online, the first impression is still very important.

Although this netizen has seen this many times before.

One hour later.

Wu Tong and Elysia were sitting on the steps of the playground, silently waiting for Zhongli and the others to arrive.

"It's been an hour, why isn't it here yet? I'm getting Hua'er, Aili."

Elysia looked at Wu Tong with a helpless expression.

What's the rush?

Wu Tong rolled her eyes at her.

"Doesn't it take time to find someone? Doesn't it take time to pack and prepare? Doesn't it take time to discuss and negotiate?"

"Haste makes waste, let's wait patiently..."

Upon hearing this, Elysia, though eager to see those beautiful girls immediately, could only sigh helplessly, "Ah~"

"How much longer do we have to wait? I really want to see those beautiful girls right now!"

"Oh..."

Wu Tong scoffed dismissively at Elysia's complaints:

You just wanted to watch?

You're clearly just lusting after their bodies, you're despicable!

"Emmm... Hey?!"

Seemingly sensing Wu Tong's meaning, Elysia turned to Wu Tong and gave him a Barbatos -esque "heh heh" laugh.

"They're here!"

Ignoring Elysia's malicious attempts to act cute, Wu Tong looked towards the center of the playground not far away.

At that moment, the void in the center of the playground trembled slightly.

Immediately afterwards, a white light screen appeared from the void, and a handsome man dressed in brown clothes walked out from it. He exuded a kind of solid and steady aura, like a rock, and gave people a sense of reliability at first glance.

It's none other than our God of Geo, the most charming and reassuring man in Genshin, Mr. Zhongli.

"Hi, Mr. Zhongli, it's been a long time! Good afternoon!"

Upon seeing the newcomer, before Wu Tong could even speak, Elysia waved and greeted him.

Upon seeing Elysia for the first time, Zhongli's eye twitched involuntarily.

There was nothing he could do. Just thinking about what happened when they first met (the little skit at the end of the chapter) made Zhongli realize that he couldn't handle this woman.

However, despite this, Zhongli's good manners as Lord Rex Lapis still prompted him to subconsciously reply:

Good afternoon, Miss Elysia.

"Moreover, from a generally rational point of view, we just met a few days ago..."

Elysia waved her hand, "Well, don't worry about things like that."

After saying that, Elysia looked at Zhongli with shining eyes, eagerly revealing her little secret:

"By the way, I heard from Wu Tong that you brought a lot of people with you for the visit?"

"I heard there are many beautiful girls here. Where are they? Are they in the Serenitea Pot? Let them out quickly!"

"..."

As expected of you!

When you said that, it didn't feel out of place at all!

Zhongli shook his head helplessly as he looked at Elysia's eyes shining.

He then took out the Serenitea Pot he carried with him and released all the people inside.

Liyue: Qixing - Tianquan Ningguang, Qixing Secretary - Ganyu, Adepti Representative - Xianyun, Wangshu Funeral Parlor - Hu Tao, Azhdaha - Kunjun, Dust Demon God - Guizhong (Resurrection), Salt God - Havria (Resurrection).

Snezhnaya: Cryo Archon Barnabas, Fatui Tartaglia, Fatui Rosalyne (not yet dead), Fatui Arlecchino.

Inazuma: Raiden and Raiden Makoto (Resurrection), twin sons of Raiden Ei, Yae Miko, a member of the Raiden family, Kujou Sara, a general of the shogunate, and the Kamisato Siblings, representatives of the Yashiro Commission.

Mondstadt: Venti, the Knights of Favonius; Lisa, the Administrator; Diluc, the Night Hero; Klee Alice, the Great Adventurer; and Albedo, the Child of Chalk.

Natlan: Fire God Murata, Obsidian Granny Iansan, Guide Marana.

Sumeru: Greater Lord Rukkhadevata Buer, Little Auspicious Grass King Nahida, Great Disciplinarian Cyno, Great Scribe Alhaitham.

Fontaine: Water Goddess Furina, Water Goddess Focalors, Supreme Judge Neuvillette, Duke Wriothesley, Head Nurse Sigewinne, Duel Agent Clorinde.

And Aunt Yellow Hair, Ying, and her Emergency Food, Paimon!

As Wu Tong watched the figures emerge from the pot, he couldn't help but feel a surge of emotions.

'It seems Teyvat really intends to withdraw; otherwise, various countries wouldn't have sent so many high-ranking officials.'

However, Elysia didn't care about any of that. When she saw those beautiful and charming young girls, she was completely captivated.

Her heart immediately fluttered, and even pink bubbles involuntarily appeared around her body.

'So many beautiful girls! Am I in Heaven?'

'I'm so happy, so blissful, so excited...'

The group that Zhongli had just released began to observe their surroundings.

"Is this Otherworld? The breeze is so refreshing. A world with a breeze like this must be a peaceful one, right?"

As a Sylph, a wisp of wind, the entity draws energy and information from the wind, which is an instinct in itself.

Therefore, after sensing the various messages carried by the wind, Venti immediately made her choice:

Whether it's the message carried on the wind or the Old Master's guarantee, it's enough to prove that this world is a suitable way out. In that case, there's no need to think about it anymore.

The Mondstadt group, who were just about to observe carefully before making a decision, were taken aback when they heard Venti's words. They then gave Venti a deep look and made their own choice.

Although Venti is usually a bit of a jerk, he's actually quite reliable when it comes to matters of life and death for Mondstadt.

Furthermore, since the gods are the true rulers of the kingdom, after Venti confirmed the situation and made his decision, everyone followed without question.

Of course, this only applies to Mondstadt.

Other countries don't possess Venti's ability to discern the world's trends from the slightest hint; they can only make choices through their own judgment.

Fortunately, everyone's first impression of this world when they saw the Yu Hui Academy was quite good.

"Hi everyone, I'm Elysia, a girl as beautiful as a falling flower."

Like a butterfly drawn straight to a flower seeking nectar, Elysia arrived beside the Genshin members who were still observing the world, her face beaming with a warm smile as she cheerfully greeted them:

"Nice to meet you all!"

Everyone was taken aback by Elysia's enthusiastic yet narcissistic words.

However, someone quickly realized what was happening and hurriedly introduced themselves with a smile.

Jean: "Hello, Miss Elysia. I am Jean Grünhild, the acting Grand Master of the Knights of Favonius. It's a pleasure to meet you."

Elysia: "Wow, that's amazing! Such a young girl has already become the captain. You must be very popular!"

Qin: "Miss Elysia, you flatter me. I still need to work harder."

Ningguang: "Hello, Miss Elysia, I am Ningguang of Tianquan from Liyue. It's a pleasure to meet you."

Elysia: "Liyue? Oh, Mr. Zhongli's kingdom? I've heard it's a place with a rich history. I wonder when I can visit it."

(Zhongli: This really didn't have to be done...)

Ningguang: "Liyue welcomes you anytime, and I'm sure you won't be disappointed."

Yae Miko: "Oh my, what a lively little sister! Hello, I am Yae no Miko, a member of the Yae Miko's familiar!"

(Yae Miko didn't know Elysia's age, and Zhongli hadn't told them either.)

Elysia: "Oh dear, I'm so shy to be praised like that."

Elysia: "By the way, may I touch your ears? And do you have a tail? May I touch that?"

Yae Miko: "Dream on~"

Yae Miko (inner monologue): What a difficult woman to deal with!

After Elysia started the introductions, everyone from Teyvat began to introduce themselves.

Each time a beautiful girl finished introducing herself, Elysia would start a conversation with a big smile on her face.

A sunny and cheerful young woman, coupled with an outgoing personality, a silver tongue, and sincere emotions... made it easy for this Flawless One to integrate into the Teyvat social circle.

(Elysia: Hehe... Finally, the names of the beautiful girls are revealed, I'm so happy...)

Seeing this terrifying speed at making friends, Wu Tong clicked his tongue inwardly: Pink Fatty, she truly lives up to her nickname of Elysian Lesbian. This unbelievable social ability is truly terrifying!

"This must be Mister Wu Tong, the master of this world. Hello!"

Venti moved closer to Wu Tong, took a swig of her drink, and greeted him with a smile.

"I am..."

"Barbatos, you inhuman!"

Before Venti could even introduce herself, Wu Tong spoke first, saying what he wanted to say.

Well, it's just a little bit unconventional.

But for the free spirit of the wind, this little thing should be no big deal, right? (laughs)

"Ah... haha..."

As expected, Venti's body stiffened for a moment upon hearing this address.

Then, with a resentful look, she turned her gaze to Zhongli standing beside the god, and spoke like a forsaken woman in her boudoir:

"So, this is how the Old Master introduced me to you?"

"From a generally rational point of view, this is true, so you can tone down that expression."

After receiving Venti's resentful gaze, Zhongli remained indifferent and said nothing.

"Moreover, I don't need to tell you, everyone in the group knows about your past deeds."

"..."

Venti remained silent, simply keeping her head down.

"Mister Wu Tong, could you please introduce this world to us?"

Barnabas, ignoring Venti, went straight to the point with Wu Tong:

"We are still quite curious about this world."

Upon hearing this, all the gods beside her, as well as the women being harassed by Elysia in the distance, turned their curious and expectant gazes toward Wu Tong.

Even Mondstadt and his group, who had already made up their minds, were no exception.

This is understandable, considering that the Mondstadt members had made up their minds...

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Mini-theater:

Elysia's First Encounter with Morax

Elysia: Mr. Zhongli, I heard that Demon God have no gender, is that right?

Zhongli:...

Elysia: Mr. Zhongli, I heard that the God of Geo once walked the world in the form of a woman for a period of time. Is that true?

Zhongli:...

Elysia: Mr. Zhongli, may I witness your feminine side? I'm really curious!

Zhongli:...

Elysia: Mr. Zhongli, may I take a look at your horns? I'm just curious and want to see them, I definitely won't touch them, please, please.

Zhongli:...

Such examples are countless!

The crucial point is that Elysia was genuinely just driven by curiosity. Although she kept pestering him, she didn't do anything outrageous, leaving Zhongli frustrated but with nowhere to vent his anger...

So ever since then, Zhongli has avoided Elysia like Qiqi would avoid Hu Tao.