Revenge, Petty Wu Tong

It makes one sigh with emotion at the ever-changing nature of societal perspectives.

The headquarters of the Nine Treasure Glazed Tile School.

Looking at the group of the Spirit Hall members walking towards him with a lifeless expression, Wu Tong shook his head with a smile, then withdrew his Divine Sense and looked at the encampment in front of him again.

"Huh? What happened? Why did you suddenly make that face?"

Ying noticed Wu Tong's expression and couldn't help but ask him with concern.

Wu Tong shook his head, not revealing the matter, and instead said perfunctorily, "It's nothing, just a small thing!"

Paimon, floating beside Luminous, grimaced in displeasure upon hearing this. "What is this? It's like saying nothing at all. Just like Venti, that drunkard."

"As expected, riddle tellers are the most annoying."

Wu Tong had long known Paimon's true nature, so he ignored this white, floating spirit that would eat from a bowl and then curse at its mother.

Instead, he turned to look at the flag bearing the emblem of the Nine Treasure Glazed Tile School not far away, and said with some emotion:

"I never expected that the opening of this gate would be so coincidental. A Void Gate that I opened casually actually led to the Nine Treasure Glazed Tile School's headquarters. This is truly..."

Before Wu Tong could finish speaking, a forthright and capable voice rang out:

"We were wondering who had come to our Nine Treasure Glazed Tile School's headquarters! We never expected it to be Mister Wu Tong. This truly brings honor to our humble Nine Treasure Glazed Tile School!"

Upon hearing this, everyone stared intently at the source.

A middle-aged man dressed in blue with black hair, possessing a gentle and refined demeanor and an air of inexplicable nobility, stood in front of the crowd, smiling at them.

Beside him stood three imposing elderly men.

One was dressed in white with white hair, his whole body surging with Sword Intent, like a sharp sword drawn from its sheath, his aura imposing.

One of them had a withered face, shriveled muscles and skin, sunken eye sockets, and a body that looked like a skeleton, which was strange and inexplicable.

The last one was a man with black beard and hair, dressed in a Black Robe. He clearly gave the impression of being quite old, but he looked like a man who had just entered middle age.

These four people were the four most powerful individuals within the Nine Treasure Glazed Tile School's territory: Ning Fengzhi, the sect master of the Nine Treasure Glazed Tile School; Chen Xin, the sword douluo who protected the sect; Gu Rong, the bone douluo who protected the sect; and Dugu Bo, the poison douluo who temporarily joined the Nine Treasure Glazed Tile School to seek his own interests.

Upon seeing Dugu Bo appear at the Nine Treasure Glazed Tile School, a hint of surprise flashed in Wu Tong's eyes.

What's Dugu Bo doing here?

Does the Dugu Family not need anyone to take care of them?

Or has the Dugu Family formed an alliance with the Nine Treasure Glazed Tile School?

Thoughts swirled in his mind, but Wu Tong quickly put these distracting thoughts aside.

After all, no matter what the relationship between Dugu Bo and the Nine Treasure Glazed Tile School is, it has no impact on him.

So although Wu Tong seemed very curious, in the end, he didn't really care about it.

"Uncle Ning, please don't flatter me. When I was still weak, you helped me a lot. I will always remember your kindness. Besides, given my relationship with Rongrong now, it would be really inappropriate for you to call me 'sir'. Just call me Wu Tong."

Looking at the four people walking towards him, Wu Tong smiled wryly.

"Haha... You can't say that. Skills have no order of precedence; the accomplished are teachers. With your contributions to the Douluo Continent, to the people, and to us Spirit Master, you are certainly worthy of the title of 'Master'!"

Ning Fengzhi upon hearing this.

Although I am pleased that Wu Tong has become so strong, I still do not forget my original intention.

However, he didn't take Wu Tong's words to heart at all.

Although Wu Tong's words were polite, it would be foolish to take them seriously!

Having said that, Ning Fengzhi waited for Wu Tong's reply, then turned to look at Zhongli and the others standing to the side, and couldn't help but ask curiously:

"Who are these gentlemen?"

With his experience, he could naturally tell that Wu Tong had come into this world with these people.

(Why is it so easy to tell?)

Ning Fengzhi: Nonsense, with Wu Tong's lazy personality, he would rather stay in the Academy all day and live a life of debauchery, how would he have time to go out and wander around?

So this lazy person is here now, what else could it be but keeping this group company?

Wu Tong:...)

This greatly surprised Ning Fengzhi.

Who exactly is this person who could make Wu Tong, this lazy guy, personally lead the team and bring them to this world?

"Oh, I almost forgot! Since we'll be spending the next few days here, let me give you a quick tour!"

Upon hearing Ning Fengzhi's question, Wu Tong slapped his forehead and then introduced Zhongli and his group to Ning Fengzhi and the others.

"This is Old Master Zhongli, a mortal deity known as the God of Rock, the God of Geo, the God of War, the God of Wealth, the God of Contracts, the God of History, and the God of Commerce. He is also the God of Geo of Liyue Kingdom and my friend."

Wu Tong first introduced to Ning Fengzhi and the others the most handsome, most charming, and most reassuring man in Teyvat, Old Master Zhong.

After introducing Old Master Zhong, Wu Tong turned his head, pointed with a look of disdain at Venti, who had been drinking non-stop, and introduced her with some displeasure:

"The man standing to his left, dressed in green and wearing white stockings, looks like a woman, but he is actually a man, and also a Demon God, a mortal deity of the Kingdom of Mondstadt, and a friend of the Old Master."

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Hearing this extremely perfunctory introduction, Venti was immediately displeased. She pulled her head out of the wine jug and looked at Wu Tong with dissatisfaction, saying, "Hey, hey, hey... Brother Wu Tong, you've gone a bit too far!"

"Why was the Old Master's introduction so solemn, so detailed, and so impressive, while mine was so simple, so ordinary, and so low-class? This is unfair! I protest!"

In response, Wu Tong said, "Huh... a protest?"

"With your attitude of not doing anything productive, you think you can be introduced at the same level as Old Master Zhong?"

(Zhongli (Xu Jiang): What level are you in? How dare you use the same introduction as me?)

"Putting everything else aside, if you can be like the Old Master and only need to work once a year, I'll introduce you to a more handsome guy next time."

Venti fell silent!

After a moment, Venti made her decision!

Then, Wu Tong, who was waiting for Venti's reply, saw that Venti simply chuckled and then, as if she had forgotten what she had just said, turned around and continued drinking.

Clearly, he didn't intend to do as Wu Tong said!

As for self-introduction?

Whatever, he doesn't care about the reaction!

The people who witnessed this scene:...

As expected of the God of Wind who upholds the ideal of free governance, he is indeed incredibly free!

After giving Barbatos a disdainful look, Wu Tong turned to the still somewhat bewildered brown-haired girl to Zhongli's right and said with a smile:

"The girl to the right of the Old Master is his adopted daughter, and also the 77th head of the Liyue Wangshu Funeral Parlor. She is in charge of the entire funeral industry in Liyue and is quite capable."

"That blonde aunt who looks like a young girl but is actually no older than that is a kind -Kindness street hustler who used to be as powerful as a god, but now she is sealed away."

Upon hearing this introduction, a woman with blond hair glared at Wu Tong with displeasure. "I'm not an auntie, I'm forever seventeen!"

Wu Tong: Ah, right, right, right...

Ignoring Ying, who had become unusually sensitive due to her age, Wu Tong pointed to a white floating spirit beside Ying and said with a wicked smile:

"This is Ying's little sidekick, nicknamed God's Mouth, the Strongest Mouth Substitute, White Floating Spirit, Flying Dwarf Violet Melon, and other Emergency Food..."

"Paimon doesn't have that many weird nicknames!"

Paimon stomped his foot in the void, clearly quite angry.

"That wretched Wu Tong, since you dared to give Paimon a nickname, Paimon will give you one in return..."

Before he could finish speaking, Paimon's attention was drawn to a special fried chicken leg that Wu Tong suddenly produced, a "Jie Ge" version.

Wu Tong grinned mischievously as he moved the chicken leg in his hand through the air.

Paimon's eyes followed the chicken leg, and even a drop of liquid involuntarily trickled from the corner of his mouth.

Seeing Paimon's wolfish expression, as if he had smelled meat, Wu Tong smiled playfully and said, "Jie Ge's secret recipe fried chicken leg, how about it, want some?"

"Mmm..."

Paimon's eyes lit up, and he nodded vigorously.

Wu Tong's smile widened, "Then what should you call me?"

"What a wonderful person!"

Paimon said without hesitation, completely forgetting that he had just planned to give Wu Tong a nickname.

"Haha, here you go!"

Upon hearing this, Wu Tong, who was known as a "good guy," laughed heartily and then handed the special-recipe chicken leg in his hand to Paimon.

Paimon immediately took the special-recipe chicken leg happily and began to devour it.

Upon witnessing this scene, Ying forgot all about being angry and immediately covered her face with her hands to prevent her expression from showing.

How embarrassing!

Could she perhaps get a different assistant?

With Paimon, who's so greedy and silly, around, she really felt ashamed!

Not knowing what Ying was thinking at that moment, Wu Tong continued his introduction after dealing with Little Paimon:

"This blonde beauty dressed as a witch..."

"Stop, stop, stop! I can do it myself!"

Before Wu Tong could finish speaking, Alice interrupted him.

Of the previous introductions, apart from Zhongli and Hu Tao's, which were relatively serious, the others' introductions were rather unserious.

In Alice's opinion, if Wu Tong were to introduce her, he would definitely give her a rather unserious introduction, since she had just tricked Wu Tong once!

Although, given her personality, she didn't actually dislike this kind of unconventional introduction; in fact, she might even have welcomed it.

But everything depends on the context, right?

With Little Klee present today, she didn't want to show her daughter her unserious side.

Therefore, Alice was certain that Wu Tong absolutely could not be allowed to do this introduction.

However, fantasies are beautiful, but reality is cruel.

Wu Tong, who had just been tricked, had been looking for a chance to get revenge. Now that he had finally caught such a good opportunity, how could he let it slip away?

Therefore, even after hearing Alice's words, Wu Tong had no intention of listening and continued speaking to himself:

"This blonde beauty in the Red Witch Outfit is named Alice. Her strength is comparable to that of Demon God. She is an explorer who can travel to many worlds, and at the same time, she is a super dangerous person with a wildly imaginative and destructive personality."

"You'd better be careful when you're with her in the future. If you don't keep an eye on her, there might be an unprecedented super explosion within the Nine Treasure Glazed Tile School's territory."

Alice: "..."

Alice: --.

Alice, unable to stop him, had no choice but to quietly listen to Wu Tong's evaluation of her, and then secretly feel resentful.

When Wu Tong caught a glimpse of Alice's expression out of the corner of his eye, a smile involuntarily appeared in his eyes:

This is it!

This is it!

This is the expression I want to see!

That expression—clearly annoyed, but completely helpless against me—is just...

This is so delightful!

Wu Tong, who Mind's Eye, thought to himself.

Afterwards, Wu Tong, feeling overjoyed at having successfully avenged himself, began to introduce the last member of the Travel Group to Ning Fengzhi and the others— the National Daughter, Little Klee!

Wu Tong pointed to Little Klee was dressed in a witch outfit very similar to Alice's, and introduced her with a smile:

"As for this adorable little darling who looks like Little Sun, she is Ms. Alice's daughter, named Klee, and she is an Elf Race!"

"Although she can be a little mischievous on a daily basis, overall, Little Klee is a very well-behaved girl."

After saying that, Wu Tong seemed to remember something and quickly added:

"Oh right, I almost forgot to mention!"

"These few, and some others, are guests from another world. Because their world is about to Destruction, they are preparing to join our world..."

Just as Wu Tong was giving his long and detailed introduction...

The members of the Nine Treasure Glazed Tile School and the members of the Spirit Hall, who were about to arrive and could vaguely hear their conversation, were already utterly shocked.

Did they hear that right?

Two gods from Otherworld, a witch and a traveler whose power rivals that of gods, and their pets and relatives with whom they share a deep connection...

Are the people Wu Tong brought this time really that important?

"It's a pleasure to meet you. Ning Fengzhi, the sect master of the Nine Treasure Glazed Tile School. I am very happy to meet you seniors and young friends."

Ning Fengzhi, who was the first to react, quickly and sincerely greeted them with a cupped-hand salute.

When facing a powerhouse of this caliber, especially one with whom there is no conflict and who can be won over, no amount of sincerity is too much.