Ying: Paimon, You Actually Tried to Murder Me?!
However, Wu Tong ignored everyone's embarrassment and continued amidst their expectant, gleaming eyes...
It stopped!
Yes, that's right. Wu Tong didn't say anything more, but instead rubbed his chin with his hand and lowered his head to think.
They seemed to be contemplating how the distribution of these profits should proceed...
A moment later, Wu Tong raised his head, his dark eyes looking at everyone, and shrugged, saying:
"Alright then, since that's the case, let's split it 80/20!"
"Taking Kibutsuji Muzan as an example, first take down Kibutsuji Muzan's forces, which accounts for four-fifths of the conquest progress; those who don't take down his forces account for one-fifth."
"The winner takes all, the Bites the Dust!"
Is there a problem?
Upon hearing Wu Tong's words, both groups remained calm.
Both the members of the Spirit Hall and the members of the Nine Treasure Glazed Tile School nodded to indicate that they had no objections.
As for why these two groups agreed to Wu Tong's suggestion so easily?
If nothing unexpected happens, Wu Tong won't come. With the Spirit Hall present, the Nine Treasure Glazed Tile School will definitely Kibutsuji Muzan and the Twelve Kizuki.
Therefore, now that there is an opportunity for equal competition, they naturally have no objections.
As for the Spirit Hall...
Attacking raiders is inherently forbidden, even if this world is just a testing world, it is still Absolute Rule that it is not allowed, let alone the fact that they are planning to attack Wu Tong's family.
If they hadn't been discovered, it wouldn't have mattered, but the problem is that they have been discovered, which puts the Spirit Hall in a somewhat awkward position.
So, it's already quite generous of Wu Tong not to hold them accountable; how could they possibly dare to have any objections? Wouldn't that be utterly courting death?
Wu Tong nodded to everyone, gave what he thought was a gentle smile, and announced, "That's good. In that case... let the game begin!"
The words had barely left his mouth.
Whether it was the people from the Spirit Hall or the few people from the Nine Treasure Glazed Tile School, they all turned into black shadows and disappeared from the spot in the blink of an eye.
The once compact space suddenly felt somewhat empty after these people left.
Wu Tong silently watched the group of people leave, thinking to himself:
"Keep it up, my fellow workers! Whether I can live a life of counting money until my hands cramp up in the future depends entirely on you!"
"Brother Wu Tong, where did those uncles and aunties go?"
Watching everyone leave, Klee couldn't help but tug at Wu Tong's sleeve and asked curiously.
Hearing her daughter's question, Wu Tong squatted down, picked up Klee, and explained with a smile, "Those uncles and aunties went to fight monsters. Klee, do you want to go?"
"Monsters? Are they Hilichurl and Slime?"
Klee obediently let Wu Tong hold her, but a puzzled expression appeared on her face.
"No, but that's pretty much it. These monsters are all guys who like to hurt others and cause destruction everywhere."
Seeing the Little Sun's adorable, puzzled expression, Wu Tong resisted the urge to kiss him and gently explained.
Upon hearing this, Klee immediately exclaimed, "Ah! Isn't that the same as Hilichurl? Klee wants to go too! Klee wants to go and help the uncles and aunts!"
If you only heard this sentence, you might think that she is a kind and helpful girl.
But if you see the excitement and exhilaration on this little girl's face, you might not think that way.
Indeed, at this moment, Klee's eyes were brimming with barely suppressed excitement and exhilaration.
Because only when facing monsters can she unleash her Jumpy Dumpty without any Constraint.
Therefore, Klee is always very proactive whenever she encounters monsters, and this time is no exception.
If it were Qin, she might spoil Klee's fun at a time like this, but Wu Tong brought everyone to this world with the intention of letting Klee play to her heart's content, so naturally she wouldn't stop her beloved daughter.
"Of course, I'll take you there right away!"
"Wow, does Wu Tong really like children? He spoils Klee so much!"
Paimon watched Wu Tong's attentive and gentle treatment of Klee and couldn't help but sigh with envy.
If she could also win Wu Tong's favor, would she be able to eat those luxurious and delicious meals every day?
Thinking of this, Paimon's mouth watered with excitement.
Huh~
Ying glanced at Paimon, who was lost in his own fantasy without realizing it, with disdain, and said mercilessly:
"Don't even think about it. You don't even know how many years you've lived. Although you look like a little loli, you're long past your prime. What makes an expired loli compare to Klee?"
"Snort..."
Paimon immediately became angry upon hearing Ying's disparaging remarks.
Even if she's just an Emergency Food, she's still a woman, isn't she? What woman doesn't care about her age?
Paimon was immediately displeased that Ying had revealed his age so suddenly.
So, in a fit of rage, Paimon retorted without thinking:
"What right do you have to talk to me like that? Aren't you at least a few hundred years old yourself?"
"Besides, who said I..."
Before he could finish speaking, Paimon saw the black resentment emanating from Ying's body and realized what he had said.
He couldn't help but shiver, and his voice gradually softened.
"Pay! Mon!"
At this moment, in Paimon's eyes, Ying was emanating Black Qi, looking like a terrifying and evil Abyss Demon God, ferocious and horrifying.
"Have you decided how you want to die?!"
Ying looked at Paimon with a gentle expression, but uttered words that were sure to shock and frighten people, making her seem like a yandere, which was particularly terrifying.
Ying: How dare you reveal my age... You're dead!
"Waaaaah... No! Ying, I'm your best friend! How could you do this to me!"
Paimon, whose zodiac sign is "cowardly," was immediately frightened by Ying's appearance and threw himself on Ying's face, bursting into tears.
"Hmm..."
Despite its small size, Paimon is still about the size of a ten-year-old girl.
So, in the heat of the moment, this bear hug completely covered Ying's face, extinguishing her anger and replacing it with a strong sense of suffocation!
(Luminous: I knew it, I knew it... Paimon, you really wanted to murder me!)
Feeling her nostrils and mouth completely blocked, Ying immediately reached out, trying to Paimon off her face.
Only...
Cool~
I can't pull it!
Perhaps because he was too nervous, Paimon hugged Ying's face very tightly, like a facehugger that wouldn't let go no matter how much Ying pulled.
Feeling the air growing increasingly thin, Ying, in her desperation, disregarded everything else and reached directly to Paimon's armpit, and then...
Crunch~ Crunch~ Crunch~
"Ha ha ha ha..."
Paimon, whose ticklish spot is extremely sensitive, couldn't help but burst into laughter when attacked by Ying, and the force in his hand involuntarily loosened.
Great opportunity!
Taking advantage of Paimon's momentary lapse in concentration, Ying grabbed Paimon by the back of the neck and with a sudden pull, lifted her off her face.
"Whoosh whoosh whoosh..."
After breaking free from Paimon's murderous bear hug, Ying, panting heavily, glared at Paimon, who was being held by the hand, and said:
"Paimon, I was just joking with you, are you trying to suffocate me?!"
Seeing Yingda panting heavily, Paimon realized what he had just done.
He immediately tapped his two index fingers together, looking guilty, and didn't dare to look at Ying at all.
However, despite this, Paimon still stubbornly argued:
"Well... it's because you scared me, I had no choice but to..."
Hearing Paimon's stubborn excuses, Ying felt both annoyed and amused:
I really don't know if Paimon doesn't want to be separated from me, or if she's just afraid of dying!
Although she could understand Paimon's thoughts, Luminous still punished Paimon for his murderous act:
"I don't care, you almost suffocated me just now! Since you did something like that, you have to be punished!"
"Ah?!"
Upon hearing this, Paimon was startled and immediately prepared to refute.
However, upon seeing Ying's terrifying gaze and realizing that he was indeed in the wrong, he lowered his head dejectedly and muttered:
"Okay, but you..."
Before Paimon could finish stating his conditions, Ying directly announced her punishment for Paimon:
"From now on, your monthly food expenses will be halved!"
Ying's inner thoughts: Awesome! Finally, I have a reason to cut Paimon's food expenses! 300,000 Mora a month, I really don't know how she eats so much! I only spend around 100,000 a month...
But now things are better. After the cuts, Paimon can only spend 150,000 a month... Now I should be able to save some money, right?
I think... right?
Thinking about her usual expenses, Ying suddenly felt uncertain!
"Aaaaaah... no!"
Upon hearing this, Paimon was struck dumb and immediately burst into a wail.
If her food allowance is halved, she'll starve to death!
Haki Ying, you bastard, how could you be so cruel to her...
However, having finally seized such a good opportunity, Ying wouldn't change her mind just because of Paimon's few wails.
So she just watched Paimon howl in silence, making a lot of noise but not actually doing anything, without having any intention of going over to comfort him.
Paimon, noticing this, felt even more heartbroken:
That wretched firefly...
Tired, loveless, Destruction it!
"Haha... How about you come work for me from now on Paimon? At the very least, you won't go hungry!"
Wu Tong, whose attention had been drawn to the argument between the two, laughed and teased Paimon when he saw him like this.
"..."
Upon hearing this, Paimon's face immediately showed a look of struggle and conflict.
However, Paimon quickly put this dilemma out of his mind.
She glanced at Ying cautiously at first, then firmly declined Wu Tong's invitation:
"Thank you, Boss Wu Tong, but it's no need. After all, Ying and I are the best travel companions, and I would never abandon her!"
As expected of Paimon.
He may seem unreliable most of the time, but when it really matters, he will never abandon Ying.
Seeing this, Wu Tong, who had only meant it as a joke and had no hope of it, shrugged, indicating that he already knew.
"Paimon..."
As Ying listened to Paimon's words, a deep sense of emotion welled up in her eyes.
They even began to reflect on whether they had gone too far.
But just as she had this thought, Paimon started to push his luck!
"Hehe, Ying, don't worry, I will never abandon you to enjoy a life of leisure."
Seeing Ying's touched expression, Paimon chuckled and then quickly pressed his advantage, saying:
"And look at all I've done for you, my food expenses..."
"Um... why don't you just go with Wu Tong?"
Upon hearing this, Ying was taken aback at first, then said decisively.
Money is a matter of principle, and there is absolutely no room for compromise.
If you really soften your heart for a moment, then you'll be back to living a life where you don't know where your next meal is coming from, and you can only earn enough for one meal a day by working all day!
Ying said: I don't want to do that!
Paimon: "..."
Onore Ying!
I've given so much for you, and you still treat me like this.
Waaaaah...
Wu Tong, I'm starting to regret it. Could you invite me one more time?
I will definitely agree this time!
After getting past this little incident.
Wu Tong, holding Little Klee, looked at everyone and steered the conversation back on track:
"What are your plans? Are you coming with us?"
"Yes, of course I'll go!"
Alice answered decisively, her eyes filled with a firmness as if she were about to join the Party!
My daughter is insisting on going, so it would be really unreasonable for her not to go.
Moreover, judging from Wu Tong's words, it seems that those "ghosts" can be blown up at will!
Haha... This is really great!
My Little Darlings, you must hold on! Don't all die before I get there!
"I'm going too. Ghosts are creatures that disrupt the Order of life and death. As a guardian of the Order life and death, I absolutely cannot let this happen!"
Ever since she learned about the Dimensional Chat Group, she has been pestering Zhongli to tell her stories about other worlds.
Zhongli, considering the possibility of "retreating" later, did not refuse.
Therefore, with Zhongli's explanation, Hu Tao became quite familiar with the world of "Demon Slayer".
In her view, the ghosts of this world are beings in a superposition state between life and death, disrupting the Order of life and death.
So upon hearing that they were going to fight demons, Hu Tao, a staunch defender of the Order life and death, didn't waste any words and directly stated that she wanted to join the trip.