Douluo: Stealing Xiao Wu at the Start to Become a Cao Thief

After saying that, he tossed the Martial Soul certificate to the ground, ground it beneath his foot, and even spat a thick glob of phlegm on it.

Hearing those words and seeing the other man casually trample his Martial Soul certificate, Tang San, who had long clenched his fists, was nearly unable to restrain the fury in his heart.

His gaze looked as though he wanted to kill the gatekeeper.

The next moment.

"You have taken the path to death."

With that, Tang San threw a punch at the gatekeeper.

The gatekeeper did not take Tang San, that Black-skinned Beggar, seriously at all, and casually reached out to meet Tang San's fist.

The next moment, Tang San used Ghost Shadow Perplexing Track to alter his movement and kicked the man straight in the lower body.

Tang San knew that he was still just a child. Without Hidden Weapons, he simply could not confront an adult head-on.

So he aimed for the man's lower body.

A Descendant-Severing Kick.

"Ah!"

The gatekeeper was kicked with all Tang San's strength right in his Double Yolk. Clutching his crotch, he began to scream miserably.

The noise drew quite a crowd.

Yu Xiao Gang, who had just finished reading through the Top Ten Core Theories of Martial Souls he had written, happened to pass by the entrance and saw Tang San and the gatekeeper's fight.

Though it could not really be called a fight. Tang San had completely just sneak-attacked the man's balls.

Yu Xiao Gang was immediately drawn to Tang San's skill and promptly pushed through the crowd watching the show.

"What are you doing? Don't you know fighting is forbidden at the academy?" Yu Xiao Gang immediately berated Tang San and the gatekeeper as soon as he entered.

That shout also caught the attention of Old Jack, who was still shocked by Tang San's skills.

Seeing that Yu Xiao Gang seemed to have come out of the academy and was surely some kind of teacher, Old Jack immediately picked up the Martial Soul certificate that had been stepped on several times and tried to stuff it into Yu Xiao Gang's hands.

"Sir, you finally came. This gatekeeper wouldn't let us in and even claimed our Martial Soul certificate was fake. We honest, law-abiding people would never do such a thing. Please judge fairly for us."

"Hmm!" Hearing the old man beside him speaking, Yu Xiao Gang lowered his head and looked at Old Jack, the hunched old man.

The next moment, he saw the man trying to stuff a sheet of paper covered in footprints and saliva into his hands.

"Wait, wait. Old sir, don't move yet. Just put the paper on the ground."

Even though Yu Xiao Gang was not particularly squeamish, he truly could not accept something covered in another person's phlegm.

"Alright, alright. Sir, have a look."

Old Jack placed the paper on the ground and gestured for him to examine it.

On the other side, Tang San saw that the gatekeeper had fainted from the pain and looked toward the person who had just spoken.

He saw a Buzzed-cut Middle-aged Man talking to Old Jack.

"Grandpa Jack, if they won't let us in, then I won't study here."

Tang San walked toward Old Jack, wanting to tell him that he did not absolutely have to attend this school.

After all, Tang San currently believed that the Mysterious Heaven Skill was the greatest. As long as he mastered the Mysterious Heaven Skill, he would be able to establish himself in the world.

"Xiao San, what nonsense are you saying? That sir just looked at your certificate and said you can enroll."

Old Jack had been talking with Yu Xiao Gang the whole time.

He had learned that Tang San could not only enroll, but that the Buzzed-cut Kid before them would even take Tang San as his disciple. He was overjoyed.

Patting Tang San on the head, Old Jack took hold of Tang San's wrist and led him toward Yu Xiao Gang.

"Come, come, Xiao San. Hurry and acknowledge your master. This master thinks highly of you and has decided to accept you as his disciple. Just follow Master from now on."

Hearing that Old Jack had arranged for him to become the disciple of a buzzed-cut man, Tang San's eyes were full of dissatisfaction.

After all, Tang San's mindset was still stuck in the Tang Sect of his previous life.

A master for a day was a father for life. A person could only have one master in their lifetime, and so on.

"I don't want to acknowledge a master. I came here to study, not to become someone's disciple." Tang San shook off Old Jack's hand, his tone full of displeasure at Old Jack for making arrangements for him without permission.

"Are you Tang San? I never expected you to be—"

Tang San Takes a Master, Xiao Wu Fights the Worm

Hearing Tang San's reluctance, Yu Xiao Gang had no intention of letting a Twin Martial Souls wielder like Tang San slip away.

According to his theoretical deductions, Tang San was, without a doubt, a genius with Twin Martial Souls.

"Do you have anything else to say?" Tang San looked disdainfully at Yu Xiao Gang, this buzzed-cut native.

In Tang San's eyes, everyone in this plane was a native who did not even know about Hidden Weapons.

As someone who understood the Tang Sect's Hidden Weapons and had mastered the Mysterious Heaven Skill, the secret forbidden art never passed down by the Tang Sect—

"Xiao San, how can you speak to a teacher like that? Even if you don't want to acknowledge him as your master, you can't speak to teachers this way."

With his back bent, Old Jack immediately stepped forward to stop Tang San.

He was afraid the other man would become unhappy and mock them like the guard at the entrance had.

"It's fine, old sir. You must have come from far away. If you don't mind, why not come sit in my room first? I would like to talk with this little friend."

Knowing it would be difficult to make progress with Tang San, Yu Xiao Gang prepared to curry favor with Old Jack.

In his eyes, Old Jack was Tang San's biological grandfather.

"No, no. I only came to register Xiao San. Since you can help Xiao San register, Teacher, I can rest easy. Xiao San is usually a very sensible child. Today, it may have been because..." Old Jack did not know whether he should say it was caused by the guard at the entrance.

Before Old Jack could continue, Tang San took hold of Old Jack's hand.

"Don't worry, Grandpa Jack. I'll take care of myself. I can register on my own, so you should head back first."

Not wanting Old Jack to be fooled by this old buzzed-cut man, Tang San wanted to send him away.

"Alright, alright. Then study well at the academy, Xiao San. Tell Grandpa when you have a break, and Grandpa can come pick you up."

After saying that, Old Jack leaned on his cane and headed toward the city gate.

Tang San watched Old Jack leave. Though he found the old man bothersome, Old Jack had still given him quite a bit of help.

"Tang San, right? Come with me. I'll take you to register."

Interrupting Tang San's thoughts, Yu Xiao Gang prepared to start talking Tang San into it on the way to register.

"Alright!" Although he did not want to acknowledge the man as his master, the man knew where to register, so Tang San followed Yu Xiao Gang.

"Tang San... you actually have Twin Martial Souls, don't you? If I'm not mistaken... your other Martial Soul is extremely powerful."

As they walked, Yu Xiao Gang suddenly spoke.

After saying that, he turned to look at Tang San, who had already gone blank with shock.

Seeing Tang San's stunned expression, Yu Xiao Gang knew he had succeeded.

But Yu Xiao Gang never imagined that although his words had worked perfectly, they had also brought about a deadly disaster.

Hearing Yu Xiao Gang reveal his secret, Tang San immediately activated the Silent Sleeve Arrow on his wrist.

He only needed to wait until they reached somewhere without people before killing Yu Xiao Gang.

"What are you talking about? I only have one Martial Soul. I don't understand this Twin Martial Souls nonsense." Tang San calmed himself, outwardly appearing completely unconcerned.

"You can't hide it from me. Take a guess—why does everyone call me Master?"

Yu Xiao Gang began showing off his title. After all, being called Master clearly meant one was knowledgeable.

"How did you know?" Tang San's gaze sharpened, as though he would fire the Hidden Weapon on his wrist the next second.

Hearing Tang San's question, Yu Xiao Gang entered the field he was best at and began explaining a whole pile of conclusions he had reached over the years.

After explaining why Tang San possessed Twin Martial Souls, Yu Xiao Gang once again invited Tang San.

"So, are you interested in becoming my disciple? As long as you become my disciple, I can teach you all my theoretical knowledge. Not only that, I can also help you obtain Soul Rings."

Hearing that he could help him obtain Soul Rings, Tang San's eyes immediately lit up.

He had only seen Soul Rings during his Spirit Awakening and did not know how to obtain them at all.

According to Old Jack, obtaining Soul Rings was always dangerous.

"Alright, I agree. But you have to promise me one condition. Otherwise... I still won't acknowledge you as my master."

"Oh! Go ahead and tell me. If it's within my capabilities, I can agree to it."

Though he said that, even if Tang San had three conditions, he would accept them. After all, Tang San had Innate Full Soul Power and Twin Martial Souls, just like his first love, Bibi Dong.

For the sake of his ideals, and to prove his Top Ten Core Theories of Martial Souls, to show his family and Bibi Dong that he could still build a career without them—

"You must not tell anyone about my Twin Martial Souls."

Yu Xiao Gang: "Hmm!"

"That's all?"

"Yes." Tang San nodded.

"No problem. I agree."

As Yu Xiao Gang spoke those words, Tang San dropped to his knees with a thud right before him and quickly kowtowed three times.

"Disciple Tang San greets Master."

The two of them acknowledged master and disciple amid the strange looks of the surrounding students. Yu Xiao Gang noticed the gazes of quite a few students around them.

He desperately tried to pull Tang San up, but Tang San stopped him with the saying, "A master for a day is a father for life."

While Yu Xiao Gang and Tang San were following the plot, Xiao Wu was lying atop Wen Xuan in the Double Room.

She kept using her lips to drain Wen Xuan's Milk.

"Mmm~"

"Xiao Xuan... you've already come twice. Haven't you gotten any better yet?"

Xiao Wu stopped holding Barrett and looked resentfully at Wen Xuan.

To help Wen Xuan relieve himself, she had lain on the bed for nearly half an hour.

When her lips went numb, she used her hands. When her hands went numb, she used her little feet clad in pink Stockings. In the end, she even used her headlights, yet... Wen Xuan still had not fully relieved himself.

"Almost, almost. Xiao Wu, put a little more effort into it... or... Xiao Wu, just sit on it directly."

Wen Xuan did not want this either. Because he had been nourished by Gu Xun'er, Xiao Wu's hand-and-foot worm-fighting made it difficult for him to finish completely. He felt like there was still one last drop.

"I don't want to. I already said it's not the right age yet. My mother said... I have to reach the Maturity Period... Although I took that Form Transformation Pill you gave me... I still have to wait until I... uh?"

Xiao Wu did not know how to put it. After all, she was now like someone in the Maturity Period. Though her body had not grown armor, the aura of a soul beast on her body had completely vanished.

She could now be said to be a human with Rabbit Ears.

"Alright, alright. Let's stop here for today. I'm a little hungry too. How about we go out and eat something first?"

Seeing that Xiao Wu was covered in the Milk he had squeezed out, Wen Xuan felt that without Gu Xun'er's nourishment, Xiao Wu's worm-fighting was futile no matter how much she did.

They might as well go out and get something to eat first.

Tang San: Such a Cute Girl

"Alright, but you have to carry me to take a bath first. I've done so much for you that my whole body is numb now."

Xiao Wu's tone was full of coquettishness, and every word she said carried temptation.

Although she did not want Wen Xuan to enter elementary school so soon, she did not mind doing some other things with Wen Xuan, such as helping him relieve himself with her hand.

Knowing what Xiao Wu was thinking, Wen Xuan did not expose her. Not minding that she was covered in his Milk, he directly picked her up in a bridal carry and headed toward the bathroom.

The two interacted in the bathtub for a while, though this time Wen Xuan was the one helping Xiao Wu relieve her stress.

When they came out of the bathroom, both of Wen Xuan's fingers had been soaked white from the water.

"Alright, hurry and get dressed. We're going out for a big meal."

Wen Xuan finally understood why Xiao Wu's hands went numb so easily. Even his own fingers were numb now.

After unclogging the drain for so long, his hands had gone numb. It was indeed tiring.

After saying that, Wen Xuan placed Xiao Wu, who had been hanging from him, onto the bed and set a pile of dresses, Underwear, and Stockings in front of her.