"Leina, why did you bomb us? What's the meaning of this?"
Even if the person who did this was a goofball, Lin Xiao couldn't let it go like this. Leina wasn't a lunatic who didn't have to take responsibility for her actions.
"I... I was being careless!"
Leina's personality was rather goofy, but that was because she had lived in the imperial palace since she was a child and lacked too much common sense.
This time, she realized she had caused trouble, and since she couldn't run away, she naturally hid timidly behind Lian Feng.
"Lin Xiao, we're fine, just let it go. Leina is still young!"
"What do you mean 'fine'? I suffered a great loss, okay? Look, look at my handsome face, it's all swollen, and our carefully arranged little nest is gone, and I even suffered internal injuries!"
Lin Xiao didn't buy Lian Feng's persuasion at all. After deactivating his armor, he pointed at his face and said.
There were indeed many scars on Lin Xiao's face, scratched by the debris from the explosion. His body was also bruised, but the internal injuries were a bit of an exaggeration.
"Then I'll compensate you, okay?"
"Okay, let's calculate the dormitory loss first. My carefully crafted Happy Little Nest is gone, plus some equipment and furniture inside the room. I won't make things difficult for you, just buy a super-large water bed."
Lin Xiao made a very reasonable request, and Lian Feng and Qi Lin nodded in agreement.
"Okay, I'll compensate. I'll go buy one later! Is that all?"
Leina suddenly felt that Lin Xiao, whom she had heard of but was meeting for the first time, was a great person.
"Don't be happy too soon. These are just compensation for the dormitory loss. What about mine?"
"Your loss? Tell me, I'll compensate too!"
"Heh, I'm afraid you can't afford it!"
"I am the main god of the Fierce Sun Civilization, is there anything I can't afford? Just say it!"
Leina, whose mood had eased a bit, also regained some of her nature. Hearing Lin Xiao's somewhat contemptuous words, she immediately became unhappy.
"Okay, you said it yourself. I'm a scientist, and my body is incredibly precious. I'll waive that for you, but precisely because I'm a scientist, I was doing a great experiment in my dream just now, and you interrupted me at a crucial moment."
"Also, I originally had a lot of inspiration and was planning to get up and do the experiment later, but now you've messed it up, causing at least three of my major experiments to fail."
"In addition, I was sleeping and was attacked with a bomb, causing great trauma to my heart. In summary, you need to compensate me with Constant Heart Energy Drive Technology to make up for it!"
Lin Xiao spoke eloquently, and Leina almost believed him. Lian Feng and Qi Lin also understood that he was trying to extort her.
"I... That's impossible! How can your crappy technology compare to our Constant Heart Energy Drive? Are you trying to fool an idiot?"
"Hmph, you have no say in this. Do you know Earth's laws? I'm going to sue you now and let the court decide!"
Lin Xiao twitched his lips. He was just bluffing. He was full of anger after being bombed for no reason.
"I'm not an Earthling, why can you sue me?"
"Then let me ask you, what's your military rank now?"
"I... I'm a colonel, so what?"
Leina's pitiful brain capacity was almost filled with Lin Xiao's fallacies, and she felt dizzy.
"Colonel, a soldier! Then it's a military court! Or, we can ask the Just Angel to adjudicate! Which do you choose?"
"Angel? I choose a military court, I need a fair judgment!"
Leina felt it was better not to alarm the Angels; otherwise, if this kind of thing got out, it would become a laughingstock of the entire universe. She was the main god of the Fierce Sun Civilization, after all.
"Very well, Lian Feng, you go arrange a military court! By the way, little girl, do you want someone to defend you?"
"Hmph, no need! I'll do it myself!"
After the two finished speaking, they strode towards the outside. It was too chaotic here now, it was better to talk outside.
Lian Feng's efficiency was very high. In front of the dormitory's open space, a simple court was quickly set up.
The judge, jury, audience, etc., were all complete, the efficiency was astonishing.
The judge and jury were real, the audience was the entire Super Soldier Company and Super God Company, two special combat teams.
The plaintiff and defendant were their respective leaders. This was a super drama, and some people had even prepared popcorn.
"Tap tap tap! Silence! Please state the case!"
The judge in the seat banged the gavel, indicating that the case had officially begun.
This was a playful military court, so naturally there weren't many personnel. Qi Lin stood up and read out the case.
"At 7:45 this morning, Colonel Leina used violence to break down the door and entered Room 105, where Major General Lin Xiao was located, and then released an unknown explosive substance, injuring three active-duty officers, including Major General Lin Xiao, and causing extensive damage to Dorm 105. After the incident, Colonel Leina had a clear intention to escape, and after being apprehended by Colonel Lian Feng, the two sides failed to reach a private settlement, and have submitted to this court for adjudication!"
Qi Lin suppressed her laughter and read out the case in a serious manner, then sat back in her chair.
"Damn, is Captain that awesome? Blowing up Major General Lin's dormitory."
"I feel like this is weird?"
"I'm more curious about who the two people who were injured along with Major General Lin are? Why didn't they appear?"
"Everyone, give a wave of rewards, I'm risking my life to live-stream the military court trial... Thanks to local tyrant Xue Yun Ye Lan's ten consecutive rocket strikes, thanks to Xian Yu Xiao Shang's four consecutive airplane strikes, thanks to Sha Diao Netizen's ten thousand bean rewards."
The judge frowned as he looked at the noisy scene. If it weren't for Major General Lin, this celebrity in the system, inviting him, he would never have come to play this kind of make-believe.
"Silence, silence!"
The judge almost broke the gavel, but the scene still couldn't quiet down, so he could only look at Lin Xiao for help.
"All of you shut the hell up, whoever makes noise, Crow, hang them on the flagpole on the playground as a warning!"
Lin Xiao's loud shout silenced the scene. The nonchalant Liu Chuang tactfully closed his mouth, and Su Xiaoli also secretly retracted her live-streaming phone. As for the Super God Company, they hadn't dared to make any noise at all.
"Ahem, please submit the materials from both sides, and then begin the debate!"
Lian Feng got up, took out a pile of documents, and handed them to the jury and the judge. She was now the representative of the plaintiff.
"Colonel Leina, where are your materials?"
Leina was dumbfounded, what materials did she have? She didn't even understand the process.
"Your Honor, I don't have any!"
"Well, then please begin the debate!"
Lian Feng got up and came to Leina's seat. The word "defendant" written on it made her unable to help but laugh.
The dignified main god Di Leina of the Fierce Sun Civilization was played by Lin Xiao like this. If that rigid guardian god Pan Zhen knew about it, he would probably self-destruct on the spot.
"Ahem, Colonel Leina, do you admit that you violently broke into Room 105!"
"Yes."
"Colonel Leina, do you admit to using unidentified explosives to attack General Lin Xiao!"
"Yes."
"Colonel Leina, do you admit to causing serious physical and mental harm to General Lin Xiao!"
"I think so."
"Please answer affirmatively!"
"Yes... I hurt him!"
Many people in the audience who understood the law mourned for Leina. With this kind of questioning, Leina's guilt was almost a certainty.
"Colonel Leina, do you need to defend yourself?"
"Yes, I do!"
The judge's words made Leina excited. She had to explain herself.
"Colonel Leina, please begin your defense."
"First of all, breaking the door was an accident. This door was too fragile and broke accidentally. Also, the explosion was also an accident. I originally wanted to wake them up. By the way, I was going to check into dormitory 105, not deliberately hurting Lin Xiao as they said!"
"Also, based on Earth's current technology, how can his technology compare to the core technology of our Fierce Sun!"
Leina seemed to have forgotten that she was on Earth now, and almost everyone here was an Earthling. As soon as she said this, the audience was in an uproar.
"Protest, Your Honor, this is civilization discrimination!"
"Protest, Judge, find her guilty!"
Da da da da!
"Silence, the protest is valid, Colonel Leina, please watch your words!"
"I..."
Leina didn't expect her words to cause such a big reaction, so she could only sit back in her seat gloomily.
"Your Honor, General Lin Xiao's technical analysis, uses, value, and impact on the future have all been submitted to the jury. The technology will be used in the upcoming war. Colonel Leina's actions may lead to countless civilian and military casualties. This is murder, the murder of countless lives, please judge fairly."
Lian Feng got up and made another summary, and Leina was completely dumbfounded. This terrifying charge of mass murder was being pinned on her, and it was said with reason and evidence, she even believed it.
Lin Xiao buried his head on the table, laughing so hard that he was about to suffocate. These people's acting skills could win them an Oscar.
"Bang! Court is adjourned, we will announce the verdict later!"
The judge slammed the gavel hard, then got up and led the jury into the rest room on the side.
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